Authors: Andrew Ball
my bullshit. The depression, the insomnia,
the whatever. Sometimes I feel like I’ve got
all this baggage, a huge chip on my shoulder.
I…don’t want it anymore."
"If you don’t want to carry all that
baggage, the answer is simple." Jack nudged
his backpack with his foot. "Just take it off."
"Heh. No shit."
"By the way," Jack said, "you’re my best friend too."
"Life partners it is," Daniel said.
Jack laughed. "Right. Well, I got two
chapters of this crap, so I’ll probably just get
a sub later or something."
Daniel glanced at the clock. He hadn’t
realized it was so late. "I’ll see if anyone
else wants to go eat then. Later."
"Later."
Chapter Eight
Birthday Party
Several weeks after his confrontation
with Eleanor, Daniel was sitting with Rachel
in the common room. The blue couch in front
of the TV had become their standard meeting
ground. As a couple, they’d become as much
a fixture as the carpet and the wood paneling.
When anyone was looking for them, they
always checked the common room first, their
actual rooms second.
She’d gotten to the point where she
didn’t need his help in calculus any more, but
it made a good excuse to cuddle, so she kept
asking, and he kept helping. Rachel seemed
to have a thing about showing him off in
public. He enjoyed it more than he cared to
admit.
Eleanor marched in from the stairwell
hallway and started toward them with a
purposeful look in her eye. Daniel hadn’t
seen much of her lately, but he knew it
couldn’t last forever. She had to be plotting
something.
"Rachel." She looked at him. "…
Daniel."
Daniel was so surprised that she’d used
his first name that he came up blank. Rachel
answered first. "Hi Elly. What’s up?"
"Father’s decided to come to Boston,"
she said.
"Really? Why?"
"There’s going to be a party to celebrate
that recent victory in Washington. Morale,
you know. And it is my birthday, after all. He
thought he’d combine the two."
"This is going to be big, then."
"We need something to rally the troops,"
Eleanor agreed. "And it’s me, after all. I
expect attendance will be high."
"Right, right," Daniel said. "It’s you, after all."
Eleanor’s lips thinned, but she sighed
and cleared her throat. "I lack a date. I was
hoping you’d let me borrow Daniel."
Daniel’s jaw dropped. "…excuse me?"
Rachel looked surprised, but not
surprised enough to make Daniel feel better.
"That sounds like it might be a little
awkward, Elly."
"I’ll take care of him, I promise."
Eleanor brushed a bit of hair that had slipped
from her bun behind her ear. "We’ve been
distant, Rachel. I want to heal the breach. If
that means getting to know your significant
other, I suppose I had better do that."
"Oh, Elly." Rachel leapt from the couch
and wrapped Eleanor in a hug. "I’m so glad."
Eleanor patted her on the head.
"Wait, wait, wait," Daniel said. "If I’m with you, then who’s Rachel’s date?"
"I’ll be busy," Rachel said. "It’s fine. I think Elly’s absolutely right. You two just
need to get to know each other. I think you’d
make great friends. This is the perfect
opportunity."
"What will you be so busy with that you
can’t go to her birthday party?"
"It’s…my relationship with Eleanor,"
Rachel said, "it’s…I’m in her employ."
"Say what?"
"I’m her attendant. And her bodyguard.
I’ll be on duty during the party."
Daniel rubbed his forehead. "…was that
the secret?"
"Um. Part of it."
Daniel stopped. He slowly nodded. "So
that’s why you stuck on like glue. I guess the
Astors are just that big." He narrowed his
eyes. That also confirmed that Eleanor had
been using not only Rachel’s friendship to
control her, but her livelihood.
"What have you told him, exactly?"
Eleanor asked.
"Just what you heard."
"I see." Eleanor sighed. "…I would
appreciate your company, Mr. Fitzgerald.
That is, Daniel. If you would."
Daniel blinked. "Why me?"
Eleanor looked away. She said nothing.
Rachel took Daniel’s hand and got that look
in her eye that made him bend every time.
"Daniel."
He fought the urge to give in. "…not
until I hear the reason from Miss Astor."
Eleanor shielded her face with a hand.
"I am expected to have a date…from my peer
group. My father expects it. And I do want to
make amends." She let her hand fall. "There will be names from across the world at this
dinner. People would kill to make my
father’s acquaintance alone. It’s a good
opportunity for you."
As much as it seemed to make sense on
the surface, he didn’t trust Eleanor as far as
he could throw her. At best, it would be a
hassle, and at worst, it was a trap. But there
was always the chance she was serious.
If she was serious…then what Eleanor
was saying is that she didn’t have anyone
else to ask. Well, you reap what you sow,
duchess.
But it would make Rachel happy.
"I guess it would be rude to refuse,"
Daniel said. "Let’s do it."
Rachel bounded over and kissed his
cheek. "Thanks, Daniel."
"The dress code is black tie," Eleanor
said.
Daniel sighed. "Guess I’m renting a
suit."
"Rent?" Eleanor raised an eyebrow.
"I’ll just buy you one."
"Well then. Can’t turn down a free
bowtie."
Eleanor eyed him up and down,
fingering her chin like a fashion designer
sizing up a mannequin. If Eleanor considered
Rachel her Barbie, that meant Daniel was
Ken. He began the process of mentally
bracing himself.
****
Daniel failed at tying his tie five times
before relenting and looking it up on the
internet. It was a struggle to convince himself
that his loser quotient hadn’t just gone up a
couple of points. He took solace in the fact
that, if it was online, plenty of other people
had the same problem. After some trial and
error, he was able to get it in presentable
condition.
Jack opened the door to their room. He
looked Daniel up and down. "The hell are
you doing?"
Daniel brushed his jacket’s sleeves
straight. "I look good, right?"
"Are you trying to get inside their heads
or something?"
"Huh?"
"I knew it," Jack said. "We’re playing those faggots from B wing tonight. Wing
Blade Commander tournament? Hello?"
Daniel drew in a breath and slumped
against his dresser. "…shit. Well, you’ll be
fine."
"Come on, man! I can’t carry Mark and
Jensen by myself!"
"I’m sorry I forgot," Daniel said, "but this is kind of a big deal. I can’t cancel."
"What’s going on?"
It didn’t take long for Daniel to explain.
Jack was the only person besides Rachel to
whom he entrusted Eleanor’s earlier
escapades.
When he was done, Jack folded his arms
with a sour look on his face. "I told you to
keep your guard up, not fall for her head over
heels."
"What, Rachel?"
"Who else would I be talking about?
Ever since Eleanor tried to break you up, you
guys have been together literally every night.
You think you’d take a break at some point."
Daniel rubbed his neck. "I like her, a lot.
So what?"
"On top of everything, you’re agreeing
to be Eleanor’s date," Jack said. "Eleanor
Astor’s date. Duchess. Hello? You’re the
one that came up with the nickname! How the
hell did you get wheedled into that?!"
"…Rachel asked me," Daniel mumbled.
"And she might mean it, right?"
"Eleanor has serious issues. And it’s not
much of a stretch to say that Rachel’s
damaged goods."
"Rachel is not—what the hell is your
problem, Jack? Seriously?"
"What the hell is yours?! You just
ignored the fact that we had plans, and she’s
not even worth it. I’m trying to watch your
back here."
"I’m definitely sorry I messed this one
up," Daniel said, "but don’t talk about her like that. Rachel’s worth all of it and then
some."
Jack slumped into his chair. "…you’re
hopeless."
"What exactly about Rachel is it that
pisses you off so much?"
Jack shrugged. "I told you. She puts on a
show. She’s hiding something. Did you ask
her about that yet?"
"…no."
"Alright, well besides that, she clings to
you like a puppy dog. You never hang out
with us anymore."
"Us?" Daniel asked. "Or you?"
Jack looked down. He ran a hand
through his hair. He looked back at Daniel.
"Can I say something?"
"Go ahead."
"Eleanor’s insane. She won’t ever leave
you alone while you’re with Rachel. You
want that on your shoulders?"
"If it’s for Rachel, then yes."
Jack’s face darkened. It was gone so
quickly that Daniel wasn’t even sure he’d
seen it, but his sense of unease remained.
"Fine. Enjoy the caviar." He grabbed his
game controller and walked out of the room.
Daniel worked a finger through his hair.
He’d never seen Jack this worked up. Maybe
he’d been blowing off his friend more than
he realized. He’d have to seriously
apologize later.
****
Rachel straightened her suit. She looked
as professional as any of Eleanor’s
bodyguards. Eleanor herself was in a blood-
red cocktail dress. Her jewelry and makeup
was as perfected as Rachel had ever seen it;
she glowed and sparkled whenever the light
hit her. Rachel looked down at her shoes and
quietly wished she was just a bit taller.
Eleanor was seated in front of her desk,
making slight adjustments to her hair. Her
bun was an intricate stack of blonde threads.
"What do you think?"
"Gorgeous," Rachel said.
"Good."
"Elly?"
"Yes?"
"Um…" Rachel walked up behind her
friend. "Daniel’s stubborn. He won’t be
looking to play nice."
Eleanor sighed. She started working her
hands into long, elbow-length gloves. "I’d
expect nothing less. Fear not. I’m spiritually
fortified even for his level of caustic wit."
"Thank you for doing this."
Eleanor looked into the mirror. "He said
something to me. That if I’m your friend, I
should act like it. That I was ignoring what
you wanted in favor of what I approved. That
I had confused my approval with your
happiness." She stood. "If you felt that way, why didn’t you say anything?"
Rachel swallowed. "I did. You never
listened. I gave up."
"…I’m always your friend, Rachel.
Even if I got carried away." She sighed. "If Daniel can withstand the atmosphere at the
party, even I have to approve of him."
"...well, it’s not only the blood. Plenty
of mundanes. He’ll fit in fine."
"I seriously doubt it."
Rachel’s cell phone buzzed with a text
message. She brought it out of her pocket.
"He’s in the common room. And wondering
what’s taking so long. Why do men always
say that?"
"One of those mysteries," Eleanor said.
"We take personal satisfaction in the act of
preparation for public appearance. For them,
it’s an inane ritual." Eleanor snorted. "I
doubt Daniel would mind going in pajamas."
Rachel grinned as she closed the door
behind them. "He might do it just to piss
people off."
"Certainly one of those entertaining
constants, isn’t he?"
They reached the common room. Daniel
turned, hands in his pockets. "About time."
His eyes widened. "Wow. Guess it was
worth the wait."
Eleanor eased a hand onto her hip,
knowing every bit exactly how good she
looked. "Too much?" she asked softly.
Daniel made a face. "I was talking to
Rachel. She looks like she could kick my
ass. That is totally hot."
Rachel smiled at him. Somehow, even
when she was in a plain grey suit, Daniel
made her feel pretty. Eleanor looked like she
was straining not to bite back. "Daniel,"
Rachel said. "You should compliment your
date."
Daniel thought for a moment. He met
Eleanor’s eyes. "You’re a red rose bloomed
late, pressing boldly through a carpet of
browning leaves. The folds of that flower
are dusted with the frost of the first autumn
chill, glowing as though encased in a shell of
glass, an instant of elusive beauty, frozen in
time."
"…is that from a poem?" Eleanor asked.
"I just made it up." He jerked a thumb
over his head. "Let’s get the hell out, I’m
starving."
He opened the door for them. They
walked just ahead of him and the rest of the