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ãþþiþþþ | aoriest chaparound whatever plaudered perfect | | |
| anent prettydotes and haec genua omnia may | | |
| perhaps chance to be about to be in the case to | | |
| be becoming a pale peterwright in spite of all | | |
| your tense accusatives whilstly you’re wall- | | |
| floored1 like your gerandiums for the better | | |
| half of a yearn or sob. It’s a wild’s kitten, my | | |
| dear, who can tell a wilkling from a warthog. | | |
| For you may be as practical as is predicable | | |
| but you must have the proper sort of accident | | |
| to meet that kind of a being with a difference.2 | | |
| Flame at his fumbles but freeze on his fist.3 | | |
| Every letter is a godsend, ardent Ares, brusque | | |
| Boreas and glib Ganymede like zealous Zeus, | | |
| the O’Meghisthest of all. To me or not to me. | | |
| Satis thy quest on. Werbungsap! | | |
| wore a gentleman, thou arr, I am a quean. Is | | |
| a game over? The game goes on. Cookcook ! | | |
| Search me. The beggar the maid the bigger | | |
| the mauler. And the greater the patrarc the | | |
| griefer the pinch. And that’s what your doctor | | |
| knows. O love it is the commonknounest thing | | |
| how it pashes the plutous and the paupe.4 | | |
| Pop ! And egg she active or spoon she passive, | | |
| all them fine clauses in Lindley’s and Murrey’s | | |
| never braught the participle of a present to a | | |
| desponent hortatrixy, vindicatively I say it, | | |
| 1 With her poodle feinting to be let off and feeling dead in herself. Is | | |
love | | ||
worse living? | | ||
2 If she can’t follow suit Ren‚e goes to the pack. | | ||
3 Improper frictions is maledictions and mens uration makes me mad. | | ||
4 Llong and Shortts Primer of Black and White Wenchcraft. | | ||
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I’ll go for that | from her postconditional future.1 Lumpsome | CONCOMI- | |
small polly if | is who lumpsum pays. Quantity counts though | TANCE OF | |
you’ll suck to | accents falter. Yoking apart and oblique ora- | COURAGE, | |
your lebbens- | tions parsed to one side, a brat, alanna, can | | |
quatsch. | choose from so many, be he a sollicitor’s | | |
O’Mara Farrell. | appendix, a pipe clerk or free functionist | | |
Verschwindibus. | flyswatter, that perfect little cad, from the | | |
Ulstria, | languors and weakness of limberlimbed lassi- | | |
| hood till the head, back and heartaches of | | |
| waxedup womanage and heaps on heaps of | | |
| other things too. Note the Respectable Irish | | |
| Distressed Ladies and the Merry Mustard | | |
| Frothblowers of Humphreystown Associa- | | |
| tions. Atac first, queckqueck quicks after. | | |
| Beware how in that hist subtaile of schlangder2 | | |
| lies liaison to tease oreilles ! To vert embowed | | |
| set proper penchant. But learn from that ancient | | |
| tongue to be middle old modern to the minute. | | |
| A spitter that can be depended on. Though | | |
| Wonderlawn’s lost us for ever. Alis, alas, she | | |
| broke the glass! Liddell lokker through the | | |
| leafery, ours is mistery of pain.3 You may spin | | |
| on youthlit’s bike and multiplease your Mike | | |
| and Nike with your kickshoes on the algebrars | | |