Better Out Than In Number Twos (8 page)

Adam Wallace is 178cm tall (or 5 feet, ten inches tall) - this is 28cm taller than his sister, 14cm taller than his wife, 177.97cm taller than a worm, 177.99cm taller than an ant, and 81cm shorter than Hagrid.

Adam Wallace enjoys eating chicken schnitzels and gravy, mushrooms and gravy, mashed potato and gravy, chips and gravy, fried rice and gravy, broccoli and gravy, and sometimes, on a happy day, a chicken schnitzel with mushrooms on top of it and fried rice on one side of it and mashed potato on the other side of it and broccoli next to the mashed potato and chips in a separate bowl, and then there is one of those gravy pourer things and it's full to the top with gravy and he can pour gravy over all the food and then wipe his finger on the side of the pourer where the gravy dripped and eat that too.

To conclude, both nice smells and gross smells make Adam feel hungry, he loves writing books, he loves seeing live music, and he dreams of making crop circles and meeting Adam Sandler.

Heath McKenzie was born and raised in Melbourne and is still there! Despite surely being inspired by the first books he still does his best to keep quite respectable - releasing noxious habits such as farting, burping, spewing, nose picking and pus squirting through his drawings - (though only on extra special projects such as this . . . he doesn't think an epic vomit here and a juicy nose pick there would go down too well in some of his other books . . . which is a shame, really)!