Authors: Jennifer Crusie
Tags: #Fiction, #Contemporary Women, #Romance, #Contemporary, #Romantic Comedy
Cal's eyes were as dark as chocolate, and Min panicked as he leaned close again. She put her hand on his chest, and said, "No, wait," and he looked down and said, "Right," and picked up another piece of doughnut. She opened her mouth to say, "No," and he slipped the piece in and the heat of her mouth dissolved the icing as she closed her eyes, and the tang went everywhere, melting into pleasure. And when she opened her eyes, he was there.
He leaned forward and kissed her softly, his mouth fitting hers so perfectly that she trembled. She tasted the heat of him and licked the chocolate off his lip and felt his tongue against hers, hot and devastating, and when he broke the kiss, she was breathless and dizzy and aching for more. He held her eyes, looking as dazed as she felt, but she wasn't deceived at all, she knew what he was.
She just didn't care.
"More," she said, and he reached for the pastry, but she said, "No,
you
," and grabbed his shirt to pull him closer, and he kissed her hard this time, his hand on the back of her head, and she fell into him, as glitter exploded behind her eyelids. She felt his hand on her waist, sliding hot under her sweater, and her blood surged, and the rush in her head said,
THIS one
.
Then he jerked forward and smacked into her.
"Ouch?" she said, and he looked behind him, still clutching her with both hands.
"What the
hell
?" Cal said.
"I said," Liza said, holding up her leather purse, "what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"I cut my mouth," Min said, touching her finger to her lip.
Cal turned back to her and pulled her finger away, his face flushed and concerned, and he was so close to her that she leaned forward as her heart pounded, and he did, too, his eyes half closed again, and she thought,
Oh, God, yes.
Then Liza jerked at Min's arm and almost pulled her off the table.
"Get
down
from there, Stats," Liza said as Min's head reeled.
"
Tony
," Cal said through his teeth.
"Sorry, pal," Tony said. "She's uncontrollable."
"We were just having dessert." Min scooted back as far as she could with Cal still sitting on her skirt.
I know that was dumb
, she thought, trying not to look at him,
but I want that again
.
"Dessert?" Liza looked down at the table. "You're eating
doughnuts
?"
"Oh," Min said, guilt clearing some of her daze.
"What are you?" Cal glared at Liza. "The calorie police? Go away."
"No," Liza said. "I think she should eat all the doughnuts she wants. I just don't want you feeding them to her."
"
Why
?" Cal said savagely.
"Because you are Hit-and-Run Morrisey, and she's my best friend." Liza tugged on Min's arm again. "Come on. Bonnie's waiting."
"I'm
what
?"
Min tried to scoot back a little more, but Cal was still on her skirt.
Which is all right, really
.
"Bonnie's over there on a park bench talking to Roger," Tony said to Liza. "She could care less."
"Couldn't care less," Liza said. "And she could." She fixed Min with a stare. "We've talked about this. Get off that table."
Right
, Min thought.
I don't want to
.
Across from her, Cal looked even more gorgeous than usual, enraged in the sunlight, but as her daze lifted, she remembered why she wasn't supposed to be there. "Could I have my skirt back, please?" she said, faintly, and he rolled back enough that she could pull the fabric free. "T
hank
you very much. For lunch. I had a wonderful time."
"Stay," he said, and she looked into his eyes and thought,
Ob, yes
.
"
No
," Liza said and pulled Min off the table so that she stumbled onto the grass.
"She can make up her own mind," Cal said.
"Yeah?" Liza took a step closer to him. "Tell me you know her. Tell me you care about her. Tell me you're going to love her until the end of time."
"
Liza
," Min said, tugging on her arm.
"I just met her three days ago," Cal said.
"Then
what are you doing kissing her like that
?" Liza turned her back on him. "Come on, Min."
"T
hank
you for lunch," Min said as Liza tightened her grip. She reached back for her sandals on the table and caught the ribbons, and then Liza dragged her away through the trees.
When they were gone, Cal turned to Tony and said, "I can't decide whether to have you killed or do it myself."
"Not me, Liza," Tony said. "And she did call Min's name and poke you in the side a couple of times before she whacked you in the back of the head with her purse." His eyes went to the table. "Hey, hot dogs." He sat on the table and reached for a sandwich.
"That woman is insane," Cal said, rubbing the back of his head. The heat was subsiding now that Min was gone, but it wasn't making him any happier. "That was assault."
"She's insane?" Tony said, as he unwrapped a brat. "How about you?"
"It wasn't that big a deal."
Ten minutes more and we would have been naked
. That
would have been a big deal
.
"Tell that to Harry," Tony said. "That was probably more than he needed to know about what Uncle Cal does with his free time."
"Harry?" Cal said and looked over to where Harry had been sitting. He was still there, only now there was a thin blonde with him. Bink. Cal closed his eyes and the memory of Min's heat vanished. "Tell me Bink wasn't watching us, too."
"Don't know. She wasn't there when we got here so she may just have caught the big finish. What the hell am I sitting on?" He pulled a red-flowered shoe out from under the blanket.
"Min's," Cal said, getting a nice flashback to her toes. "Give it to Liza when you get the chance. Down her throat, if possible."
"Yeah, like I'll remember," Tony said and tossed it in the cooler.
Cal dug it out again before the ice could get the flower wet and tried to get his mind off Min. "It turns out that Bonnie's a good deal, so Roger's okay." He turned Min's sandal around in his hand. It was a ridiculous thing with a little stacked heel that probably sank into the ground when she walked across the grass and that dopey flower that would get screwed up if she wore them in the rain, and that was a turn-on, too.
"Roger's not okay," Tony said around a mouthful of brat. "He's going to get married."
"It's not death," Cal said, trying to imagine why anybody as practical as Min would wear a shoe like that. But then Min clearly had an impractical streak or she wouldn't have frenched him on a picnic table. The rush he got from that blanked out sound for a moment. "What?" he said.
"I said, yes, that's why you're running like a rabbit from Cynthie," Tony said.
"Well, marriage is not for me, but it's probably for Roger," Cal said, dropping the shoe on the table. "He's never been big on excitement."
"True," Tony said. "And if Bonnie is a nice woman, maybe I'll live over their garage after all."
"More good news for me," Cal said, and thought of Min again, full and hot under his hands—
No
. He didn't need any more hostility in his life. If he wanted great sex, he could always go back to Cynthie, who at least was never bitchy. He tried to call up Cynthie's memory to blot out Min's, but she seemed gray and white next to Min's lush, exasperating, heat-inducing, open-toed Technicolor.
"What?" Tony said.
"Are there any hot dogs left?" Cal said. "That you haven't sat on?"
Tony found one under a fold in the blanket and passed it over, and Cal unwrapped it and bit into it, determined to concentrate on a sense that wasn't permeated with Min. Then he remembered her face when she'd tasted the brat, and imagined her face like that with her body moving under his, hot and lush, her lips wet—
Oh, hell
, he thought.
"So what are you going to tell Harry?" Tony said.
"About what?"
"About you doing Min on a picnic table," Tony said. "You guys looked pretty hot."
"I'm going to tell him I'll explain it when he's older," Cal said, and thought,
We were hot. And now we're done
. "Much older," he said, and went back to the cooler for a beer.
"Okay,
why
did we have to leave?" Bonnie said when they were in Liza's convertible and Min was banished to the backseat.
"Because Min was swapping tongues with a doughnut pusher." Liza looked back over the seat at Min the sinner and shook her head.
Bonnie turned so she could see over the seat, too. "You ate doughnuts?"
"Yes," Min said, still trying to fight her way back from dazed. "Big deal."
Bonnie nodded as Liza started the car. "Was he a good kisser?"
"Yes," Min said. "Pretty good. Very good. World class. Phenomenal. Woke me right up. Plus there were the doughnuts, which were
amazing."
She thought about Cal again, all that heat and urgency, and as Liza started down the curving drive to the street, Min lay down on the back seat before she fell over from residual dizziness. It felt good to lie down but it was such a shame she was alone.
"Have you lost your mind?" Liza said, over the seat.
"Just for that minute or two," Min said from the seat, watching the treetops move by overhead "I kind of enjoyed it." A
lot
.
"You know," Bonnie said to Liza, "he might be legit. He looked really happy with her. Roger even said so."
"Oh. well if Roger says so," Liza said.
"Don't make fun of Roger," Bonnie said, warning in her voice.
"Okay," Min said, sitting up again as her world steadied. "I'm fine now. Very practical." She pick up her shoe to untangle the ribbons. "So how was Tony?"
"Mildly amusing," Liza said. "Stop changing subject. What are you going to do about Cal?"
"Not see him again," Min said, looking for her second sandal. "Oh, for heaven's sake. I left a shoe behind. We have to go back."
"No " Liza said and kept driving.
"They're my favorite shoes," Min said, trying to sound sincere.
"All your shoes are favorite shoes," Liza said, "We're not going back there."
"Are you okay, honey?" Bonnie said to Min.
"I'm great," Min said, nodding like a maniac. "Cal told me all about Roger. You have my blessing."
"Based on Calvin the Beast's say-so," Liza said.
"I have ways of telling," Min said. "I know how to handle him."
"Yeah, I saw you handling him," Liza said. "You're weak."
"Oh, come on," Min said, guilt making her exasperated. "I heard the bet. I know what's going on. I'm not seeing him again. Especially since you yelled at him and called him names." She thought about Cal leaning close, how hard his chest had been against her hand, how hot his mouth had been on hers, how good his hand had felt on her breast. "I found out how he gets all those women, though," she said brightly. "Turns out it's not just his charm."
"Maybe you should see him again," Bonnie said, sounding thoughtful. "I think sometimes you just have to believe."
That might be good
, Min thought.
"
Bonnie"
, Liza said. "Do you want her tO get mutilated by the same guy who broke your cousin's heart and made that bet with David?"
That would be bad
, Min thought.
"No," Bonnie said, doubt in her voice.
"Then no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said.
"Don't they turn into princes when you kiss them?" Bonnie said.
"That's frogs," Liza said. "Entirely different species."
"Right," Min said, trying to shove Cal out of her mind. "Toad not frog. Beast. Absolutely." Then she sighed and said, "But he really had great doughnuts," and lay back down on the seat again to recover her good sense.
David was settling down in front of the television on Sunday afternoon when the phone rang. He picked it up and heard Cynthie's voice. "Cal and Min were in the park today," she said. "He kissed her.
That's joy, it's a physiological cue, that could push them into—"
"
Wait
," David said, and took a deep breath. It was that damn bet. Cal would do anything to win that bet.
"He fed her doughnuts," Cynthie said. "He took her on a picnic and—"
"Min ate doughnuts?" David went cold at the thought. "Min doesn't eat doughnuts. Min doesn't eat carbs. She never ate carbs with me."
"And every time he fed her a piece, he kissed her."
"Sonofabitch," David said, viciously. "What do we do?"
"We have to work on their attraction triggers, create joy, make them remember why they wanted
us"
Cynthie said. "Take her to lunch tomorrow. Make it perfect. Make her feel special and loved, give her joy, and
get her back
."