Authors: The Last Kashmiri Rose
It must have been quite a jolly evening, said Joe.
Oh yes, sir, very boozy, to be sure!
And here, what does (A) stand for?
Ah, yes, that would be the young sahib Templar, sir. It stands for attached. I remember him well. He was spending some time on attachment here before being gazetted and going off to join his regiment on the frontier. Very nice young gentleman, sir, and, as you see, not at all boozy just two glasses of port.
Very abstemious, not rich enough perhaps to keep up with Batemans Horse?
Very likely, sir.
A trickle of excitement was running along Joes spine. He ran his eye down the list again. What he was looking at was a list, a list of soon-to-be-widowers. The first four men on the list had all lost their wives roughly on the anniversary of this night. The fifth was an unknown quantity. If the wild theory Joe was beginning to form was to be proven, this fifth man, this Richard Templar, might hold the key to the mystery. And Somersham? Surely he would be able to throw some light on this fateful grouping? Joe was struck by a shattering thought. This grisly party was held well before the war Somersham was not married then, had in all likelihood not even met his future wife Peggy must have been all of ten years old at the time.
His mind scurried over the information he had read and listened to over the last few days. On this particular day in 1910 Carmichael and Forbes only were married. Their wives had been the first on this list to die. Simms-Warburton had not married until the summer of 1912 and his wife had been drowned in the following March. And then came the gap. Not, as he as everybody had naturally supposed, because of the war but because there were no more wives left to this group! And then after a period of eight years, Somersham was promoted to Captain. Kittys awful little adage came to mind
Captains may marry. This one had taken up the privilege and, the following March, he too was a widower.
He had searched; Nancy had searched. The Naurungs, father and son, were searching their minds and searching physically to find a link anything, anything in the world that would bind these victims together and to the bloody series of crimes. And could this be the link? A link which was not through the women at all but through their husbands? Could the fact that they had dined together on the night of the first tragedy seriously be held to be their common cause? Was their meeting casual? Was there some deeper, more sinister meaning behind their drunken dinner?
Joe recited the names to himself again, Suman looking on in puzzlement, acknowledging by his silence that he understood the entertaining enquiry had taken on a new and serious dimension.
Carmichael, Forbes, Simms-Warburton, Somersham and young Templar, he muttered. Nothing obviously in common; completely different in character and ages. Not at all an outwardly congenial grouping.
A devastating thought came to mind. Suppose all these men had been Dollys lovers and Prentice was following some hideous Pathan custom by killing off their wives? No sooner had the idea formed than he dismissed it. Why would they all be dining together and on the very night Dolly died? And even his vivid imagination could not couple Dolly with the deeply unattractive Carmichael or the nice young gentleman Templar.
And then there was the question of Prentice. The first to be bereaved, the rogue of the group, the one unaccounted for. Where did he fit in with these other fellows? If at all? He too was a March widower. Of the listed men, Somersham was on the station somewhere. He would interview him again in the morning. But, meanwhile, there was another witness, immediately available.
Were you here on this night, Babu-ji? Joe asked.
Oh, yes. In humble capacity then. Assistant clerk only on the strength because of the muddle. But I was there and I remember the fire. The fire at Colonel Prentices bungalow. It was very dreadful. I remember many things
His voice trailed away.
What do you principally remember? Joe asked. In a sentence, if you can, what was important about that evening?
Sheer chaos, sir! Sheer bloody chaos! Templar Sahib and the RMO saying, Come on you chaps! Carmichael Sahib shouting, Mind your business! Stay put! Bugles calling, shouts and even shots if you can believe. And all the time the Greys were too tiddly to think. They were watching the fire from the verandah as though fireworks, sir. Simms-Warburton Sahib called for a cherry brandy to be served to him on the verandah while he watched. In the end the doctor Forbes Sahib broke ranks and called for his horse. They all went down to the bungalow but too late. And Memsahib Prentice dead. A fairly disgraceful affair. But we do not say that because we are shoulder to shoulder, knee to knee as good comrades should be. I can say this to you because it was a long time ago and you are one of us, after all. But Carmichael came back and I thought at the time looking like a dead man and said not a word but went straight to his bungalow. And Templar Sahib (he was only a boy; shaving every third day his bearer told me) was crying in the night.
More than anything, Joe wanted a quiet moment or, not so much a quiet moment, a quiet half-hour to digest what Suman had just told him. He wanted to talk to Nancy. He looked into Sumans face, smiling but concerned, and he wanted to go through the whole of the evening March the 17th 1910 in detail, but a glance at his watch told him that he was due almost overdue at Nancys dinner party and with profuse and repeated expressions of mutual regard, they parted.
Deeply puzzled by all that he had heard, Joe turned away to walk to Nancys bungalow but as he stepped across the maidan he was arrested by a thought. A disturbing thought, a terrifying thought. Templar! What about Templar? Where was he? Was he still alive? Above all, was he married? The only member of the fatal dinner party unaccounted for, the only member of that fatal dinner party who might have a wife and, if he had a wife, would she not now to complete the pattern be in danger? How the hell would you find out whether an obscure army officer was married or not at eight oclock on a Saturday evening?
A happy thought came to him Uncle George! The omniscient Uncle George with access to information of all sorts. Telephone? Where was the nearest telephone? There was a telephone in the dim little cubicle off the vestibule to the officers mess. Did it work? Joe realised that he had never made a telephone call in India before.
He made his way to the cubicle and in the dimness located a small wooden box with a handle. Without much confidence he picked up the telephone and wound the handle. To his surprise and delight almost at once a clipped and efficient Eurasian voice said, Number please?
I dont know the number, Joe began. I want to contact the Acting Governor of Bengal in Calcutta. Sir George Jardine.
The reply came back at once, I have the number here, sir.
Scotland Yard could not have been more efficient. After an interval a smooth English voice picked up. Calcutta Residence.
I want, said Joe, to speak to the Governor. Commander Sandilands here. It could be urgent.
Sir George is just going into dinner, said the voice coldly.
Then, said Joe firmly, youll have to see what you can do. As quickly as possible, please.
Joe overheard the ensuing conversation.
Who?
A Commander Sandilands.
Oh! Oh? Put me through.
And after a further series of clicks and purrings, the crackling voice of Uncle George. Sandilands! Is this important? Make it as quick as you can, will you? Im just going in to dinner.
It might be important, said Joe, and I will explain later why I want to know but a subaltern, Richard Templar, was stationed in Panikhat in 1910. On attachment. He joined his regiment on the north-west frontier. I urgently need to know whether he is married.
Uncle George laughed comfortably. This is your lucky evening, Sandilands! Hold on, will you? And, in an aside, Freddy! Just a moment, Freddy! Tell me an officer Templar. Serving on the frontier. Do you know him? You do? Good. Serving with 10GR. You were brigaded with them? Tell me then is he married? No. Youre sure?
Uncle George turned back to Joe. No, hes not married. I just managed to catch hold of a friend whos dining tonight and he seems to know him quite well. Evidently not married. Hes not in the country at all at the moment hes on home leave and not due back with his regiment until next month. Is this good news or bad?
Good news, said Joe. It certainly takes the immediate pressure off.
Are you going to tell me what this is all about? asked Uncle George.
I could but it might take a bit of time. Im dining with Nancy tonight and Im late, youve got a dinner party forming up perhaps we could talk about this tomorrow?
By all means, said Uncle George, his gargling voice only just audible.
Nancys bungalow was clearly en fęte and Joe, wan with relief, made his way there. All the house rooms seemed to be lighted and there was a procession of night lights in glass jars lining the drive. There seemed to be an unaccustomed number of servants, many of whom, Joe realised, had been borrowed from other households for the evening. The same was true eventually when dinner was served. China, glass and plate had been assembled from other establishments in the sensible Indian fashion.
Leaning on a stick and arm in arm with Nancy, Andrew Drummond stood on the verandah, hospitable and expansive. No chance for a while of speaking privately to Nancy but it seemed the heat was off for the moment and he could surprise her with his news later in the evening.
Sandilands, my dear fellow, Andrew said with a wide gesture, very good to see you! We had begun to fear that you had got lost. But there you are! Who do you know and who dont you know? Lets get the order of precedence right. I must make the presentations. Kitty! I think youve met Commander Sandilands. And Prentice you know, of course, and I hardly need draw your attention to the belle of the ball
He had no need to draw Joes attention to Midge Prentice. From the moment of his arrival, like all the men present, he could look at no other. Laughing and lively, her slim boyish figure set off by a flame-coloured crepe de chine dress, she seemed aflame herself. She came instantly to his side, taking both his hands in hers. Good evening, Commander or, since our jolly drive down from Calcutta, perhaps I could say, hello Joe! Hows the investigation going? Perhaps we ought to drink a toast to you? Andrew
and she waved a hand towards the Collector, Andrew says, Heres to the hound with his nose upon the ground so heres to you!
She took a glass from a passing servant and, handing it to Joe, clinked glasses with him and favoured him with a look which seemed in the most natural way possible briefly to set them apart together as two old friends and fellow conspirators.
What did you think of your present? said Joe, turning to Prentice. Your little ivory figure?
Prentice withdrew a slender cigar from between his lips and said, Beautiful! Really good and of a good period. Worth twice what she gave for it.
Do you think, said Midge, gratified, that I could make a living as an expert on Indian egotica
She stumbled over the word and tried again, erotica, I mean.
Just let me see you try! said Prentice and there was a general laugh.
Two Greys subalterns closed in on Midge and Joe found himself in the company of Kitty.
That wretched child gets more like her mother every minute, she said. Dolly had an eye for all things Indian and, of course, people gave her things! Quite a collection she had. Destroyed in the fire, I suppose. She looked critically once more at Midge. The looks, the taste, the animation and, unless I make a mistake, the same capacity for champagne! Dry-as-dust-Prentice is going to have his work cut out! All the unattached men on the station and probably quite a few of the attached will be at her feet! Damn it all, Commander, Ive seen it all before. This takes me back twenty years and the charm and the fascination is still there. Heredity! Where does it come from? Now tell me something about yourself. What have you been doing since our tea party at which you fluttered a few hearts, I can tell you.
My heart was a bit fluttered, to tell you the truth, surrounded by so much allure, said Joe.
Oh, you! I was expecting you to say, All my fancy dwells on Nancy, so Ill cry tally-ho.
Kitty! said Joe boldly. Youve got a tongue that would clip a hedge! Spare me your amatory speculation and remember Im a policeman on duty!
All work, said Kitty, and no play make Joe a dull boy!
And dinner was served.
Considering the short time that had been available to Nancy to arrange her dinner party, the dinner was surprisingly good. It opened with a flight of snipe on toast, followed by a curry that nearly took the roof off Joes mouth, followed by a bombe surprise (it must have been a logistic miracle to bring that to the table!) and terminated with an unidentifiable fish on toast by way of a savoury. Claret with the entree, champagne once more with the dessert and the ladies, gathered together by a look from Nancy, disappeared.
The gentlemen made their way into the garden, glowing cigars like a flight of fireflies in the darkness. They unbuttoned themselves as though by drill and stood in a row on the lawns edge. Joe found himself next to Prentice.
This, said Prentice, is an Anglo-Indian custom. I suppose its an English custom too but I cant get used to it. Im too much of a Pathan. On the frontier this would be considered a very shocking display.
Joe was damned if he was going to be patronised by Prentice. We all have our rituals, he said pacifically. On the frontier too, I expect.
Prentice looked sharply up. Yes, we all have our rituals, dont we?
They rejoined the ladies and the solid figure of Kitty came to his side and took his arm. You can escort me to the Club, she said. When I was a girl, no one would have dreamed of walking a hundred yards. Times change.