Around the World in 80 Girls: The Epic 3 Year Trip of a Backpacking Casanova (34 page)

The
next morning we had to move to another hotel because we couldn’t carry on too long for free in that expensive room. Donna paid for another hotel where she claimed she got a huge discount but I don’t know if that was true. I feared she paid for everything and tried to pay for stuff too. She let me pay small bills like the drinking bill in Memories earlier that week or a cheap taxi ride. This room was luxurious too and on the seventeenth floor and had a great view over the city. I was feeling worse and worse by the minute but still went out to bars with her. The thought of beer drinking strengthened me.

I
saw Mona again at Memories. I had messaged her on Facebook and she came to say hello to me and give a cold hello to Donna. Mona had not forgotten the night I lost interest in her and probably blamed Donna and her enormous busty chest for this. That night I eased my sore throat with some beers and ate a bit but during the day I was sick as a dog again. I didn’t smoke anymore and barely ate. After two nights we moved to yet another hotel, the Formula One. It was a bit of a touristy place but still very nice. I agreed to see Mona in Memories at ten at night and she drank a lot and flirted like crazy with me, asking me to come to her room and fuck her. I wanted to but I had to be back at the hotel at midnight and knew I wouldn’t make it. Annie, the girl I had banged in Memories café the first time I visited Jakarta was there too and pulled my arm again. Choice enough but I had to be back by midnight like some Cinderella player.

The
bad thing was that Donna didn’t even show up until 1:15 and I could’ve had gone with Mona in the meanwhile. Well, you can’t win them all, and I already had a rich cute girl in my bed that was a sexual freak and pleased me in many ways.

Donna
dragged me to the hospital the next day where I had the doctor examine me. He said I had a vicious throat infection and had to take antibiotics. Donna paid the $50 hospital bill but I insisted I give her the money back, which I did. The antibiotics were doing miracles and after the first round of pills my appetite came back. Donna went off to work and I invited Mona to visit me in my room. She agreed to come and see me there at eight in the evening. I had worked out an evil and cunning plan to smuggle her in through the escape exit doors so that the guards or reception workers couldn’t see her and rat me out to Donna. Mona chickened out and never showed up that night. She also promised to visit me in Holland when she was in a city close to my hometown when visiting family but also chickened out on that one, and I broke contact after.

My
extended visa ran out and I had to say goodbye to Donna. We checked out of the hotel and I went to her room in a clearly poorer area of Jakarta. She gave me an amazing goodbye blowjob and we made some naughty pictures and videos together. I sure do miss her.

Two
hours later we said goodbye at the airport and I took a plane to Singapore.

Philippines – Cebu again

I had been very successful with the ladies over the last couple of weeks and it felt damn good. I flew to Singapore airport, waited there a while and flew back to the Philippines again. It almost felt like flying home.  By now, Cebu especially was familiar ground for me.

Jenna
was at work when I arrived at her small room with bathroom at four in the morning. She worked at a call center serving the American market and because of the time difference she worked night shifts. The security guard gave me the key to her room and I fell asleep on her small bed. I woke when I felt her big fleshy lips kiss my cheek. There she was: the only girl I had strong feelings for other than Julia. I looked up to her and after my eyes made it past her enormous cleavage I saw her smiling eyes. I made love to her and we fell asleep again. When we woke up we were both hungry and decided to visit a place we had been to a hundred times before, the McDonalds at Escario street. It was like seeing old friends again. The tall pretty girl working behind the counter, the cleaner who looked like a monkey with his facial structure and hairy arms, the bald security guard who always cleaned tables, and of course the girl with the enormous round ass. Not a hot-looking girl, but one with the biggest bubble butt in the Phils. I always joked to Jenna that I would take over a local strip club and would have this girl shake her ass to some reageaton beats. For sure I’d make a ton of money since big round bubble butts are unusual over there.

I
had promised to stay a while with Jenna but I wanted to go to the South soon. Jenna had met a Swedish guy after I left. It was my own fault, I had made a very stupid post on Facebook while I was in Malaysia and she got all mad over it and went out that night. The guy had picked her up and she had been dating him for a while. I was not happy to hear about but I couldn’t blame her. She probably thought she’d never see me again. My original plan was to move on to Australia after Indonesia, just like Darren, but I found out that prices were horrible there: for the ten-day period from before Christmas till after New Year’s Eve the prices would go up to maybe seventy dollars a night for a dorm bed in some hostel. Since my Canadian friend D-Lux was now living in the Phils and had told me I could stay with him for free for a while, I’d changed my plans and flown to the Phils first. The fact that I would see Jenna again and that D-Lux was promising me a fuckfest in his city made it an easy decision, though I think that Jenna was the main reason I went back. I really liked her. It was no news to Jenna that I had banged a lot in Indonesia, no matter how many albums I blocked on my Facebook. I had forgotten one mutual girl in our friends list and she had seen my Indonesia pictures.

This
changed our relationship a bit but she had been with someone else too in the meantime, so we both decided not to talk about it too much.

Time
flew by and there were only a few hours a day when we could see each other. Donna from Jakarta called me a few times and we agreed to meet in Manila. She would fly there and we would spend some time together there. Instead of learning Spanish on my laptop I just downloaded a shitload of movies and watched the whole
Star Wars
series, which helped me come up with the pseudonym Neil Skywalker. Though I’m not some nerdy fan boy, I like the movies, and especially the idea of using the Force. The idea for some sort of book was already there and making a website came to mind, but I didn’t have a clue where to start. I knew nothing of designing and programming. My friend D-Lux had promised me to help me out and since he used to design (porn) sites I wanted to visit him, sooner rather than later. I had lived at Jenna’s place for two weeks and all we did was hang out in the mall, visit the cinema and bang twice a day. It was time to leave again and the goodbye was less emotional than last time. I promised to come back and see her one more time for a few days before flying to Australia. I didn’t know what to expect in D-Lux’s city but I knew it was going to be good.

Philippines – The south

I hammered at the big red gate and slowly D-Lux came out. It was the afternoon and he was wiping the sleep out of his eyes. D-Lux rented a massive crib in the suburbs in a city whose name I won’t give since I might want to go back there someday. D-Lux’s crib had three bedrooms, all with bathrooms, a giant kitchen, an office space, a bar and a giant living room. There was a garden around the house and a maid’s bedroom and bathroom in the back. He only paid about $450 rent a month for this including utilities and a fast Wi-Fi connection. D-Lux has a passive income and was basically already retired. The house was way too big for one person alone, and personally I would have chosen a smaller place closer to the center for a similar price. Then again, I’m not used to big American houses. I got a bedroom in his house and this would be my new room for a while. The house didn’t have much furniture yet since D-Lux had only moved in a few months ago but I had a small one-person bed. I was happy to see a familiar face again, and though D-Lux isn’t the type to show a whole lot of emotion, I could see he was happy to have a buddy there too. The city barely has any foreigners and the ones who are there are old geezers, dirty grampas as D-Lux called them.

Some
girl stayed over in my bed the night I arrived but I couldn’t get a bang out of her. I kept in touch with her for a while but never convinced her to change her mind. The second night we went out and D-Lux brought a girlfriend with him. We met a few friends of hers and I talked to two of them. I flirted a bit with the younger-looker girl and later found out that she was only seventeen years old. That’s very young, so that was out of the question. I noticed the older sister telling the younger girl to go home because it was getting late. I told her that she was being a bit harsh on her little sister and that’s when she told me that it was her daughter. It would be my first real MILF and it was game on!

An
hour or so later I took her back to the house. Veronica was already forty–two and had four kids, She looked like she was around thirty and in some pictures we took together she looks even younger than that.

She
had all her children by C-section, so she was still very tight down there. I enjoyed being with her and she stayed almost four days with me. D-Lux and his current girlfriend didn’t mind because she was a friend of theirs. Veronica didn’t mind taking it up the bum and at one point that was the only thing I did with her. Later I told her I needed some time for myself and she left.

This
gave me a chance to go out with D-Lux again, and we soon sat down in a bar in a part of town with lots of bars and clubs in one small spot. It was my thirty-fourth birthday that day. He told me to approach some girls walking by. I still had some approach anxiety and declined. “Let the Grandmaster Pimp show you how it’s done,” he said, and stood up and walked over to two young girls walking past the terrace we were on. They sat down with us and we ordered a bucket of Tanduay Ice, a bucket of five bottles of rum-based drinks that only costs around three and a half dollar. We had some drinks and the hottest of two was really interested in me. Prices are so low that even a bum backpacker like me can order a few rounds.

We invited them to go to D-Lux’s house to sing some videoke and drink some more. I ended up having steamy sex.  She had model-like features. We showered afterwards and she let me take a few pictures of her. Her body was amazing and I will always r
emember her silk-like skin and extremely beautiful face. I thought it was the best present I could wish for. A moment later I realized I had been with Julia the year before and remembered our island trip together. It made me feel sad.

The
next morning we went for a few more rounds of pounding and had breakfast afterwards. D-Lux came out of his room with his usual grumpy smile. He’d done his thing too. He lived in the suburbs so the mall was far away. There was a restaurant within a few hundred meters and it was a typical Philippine street restaurant: a couple of young girls selling rice and ten different side dishes. A nice meal for less than a dollar. In backpacker terms I had hit the jackpot: living at D-Lux’s house was free and I could eat three meals for under four dollars. On days when I did nothing I rarely spent more than five or six dollars on food and drinks.

The
birthday girl was looking for a boyfriend and I told her I wasn’t looking for the same thing yet. We exchanged numbers and she left.

D
-Lux and I went out again and this time I did the approaching. I walked up to some girls and asked if they would sit with us. Normally this wouldn’t be a strong line but here it doesn’t matter much. We talked a bit and had a few drinks in a club. D-Lux didn’t like the girls and went home while I walked the two girls back. One of them was named Carry and lived in a poor area of town where foreigners usually never go. It wasn’t a straw hut slum but it was definitely a poor area. Carry had a very small room there. The mattress just fitted between the walls lengthwise. It was that small.

We
bought a few beers at the convenience store and I was out of condoms again. I actually stole a pack from the store because I didn’t want them to know I was buying rubbers right in front of them.

We
went back to the room and the three of us went to sleep on a mattress one meter wide. It was kind of crowded and I started making out with the chubbier one, Carry, and was feeling her under her skirt. She got horny but the other girl, who had a far hotter body, hesitated. I soldiered on and got her half-naked too. I was lying in the middle of the mattress and holding a big boob with my left hand and a small boob with my right. This went on for a while but I couldn’t get a threesome out of it. We went back to sleep again.

When
we woke up somewhere past noon, the skinnier girl left and I was banging Carry within ten minutes. It felt good; we had good chemistry together and knew how to please each other. So what if she wasn’t the hottest girl around, she was nice and even cooked me breakfast while I was hanging out with her friends. The room she rented was in a building with several other people where all the cooking was done in a central corridor. Most people spent the day sitting there talking and watching some television on a small fifteen-inch screen. People were friendly without wanting anything from you. Carry and I said goodbye and I took a jeepney back to the suburbs. Why spend four dollars on a taxi if I can get the same ride for twelve cents?

If
I saved some money here I figured I could spend a bit more elsewhere. A couple of days later another girlfriend of D-Lux came by, and she stayed with him for a long time. In fact she became his regular girlfriend. Her name was Rachel and she was a really good-looking and friendly girl. She was quite the cook, too, and made some delicious pork adobo, probably the best meal I had in all the time I stayed in the Phils. It even made me a bit jealous of D-Lux for having a girl who could cook like that.