âI take it you don't get along.'
Jud shrugged. âShe's OK, but it drives me crazy how she's always popping in, fussing about one thing or another. The latest bee in the Missus's bonnet is her Christmas fundraiser. They're having an auction, and she's twisting John's arm to sign on as auctioneer. John told me he'd rather have a root canal, but short of starting a war in a third world country so he can jet over there to cover it, I think he's going once, going twice, doomed!'
âWhere is this event taking place?'
âAt her club.'
âWhich one?' I asked, although, from Chandler's bio on Wikipedia, I thought I already knew the answer to that.
âThe Women's Democratic League.'
âI'd like to meet her,' I said.
At my comment, Jud rolled his eyes in a you'll-be-sorry way.
âSeriously,' I said. Even though recent developments seemed to be pointing the finger of blame for Meredith's murder squarely at James Hoffner, Dorothea Chandler, the wronged wife, wasn't entirely off the hook, at least not in my mind.
Much later, at home, I looked up the Women's Democratic League on the Internet, clicked on the pull-down menu labeled âEvents.' As luck would have it, a Talk & Tea was scheduled for the following day, featuring Susan Woythaler, a woman who'd been active in the women's rights movement since the early years, a mover and shaker at the 1977 National Conference of Women in Houston, where she'd appeared on the dais with such pioneers as Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan. I made a few phone calls, setting everything else on my calendar â a mani-pedi and lunch with a friend â aside, and hastily made plans to attend.
TWENTY-TWO
P
at Nixon had her âgood cloth Republican coat,' but what did a good lady Democrat wear to a Talk & Tea these days? Using Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore as my imaginary fashion consultants, I pawed through my closet, finally settling on a periwinkle-blue pants suit that hadn't seen daylight since Bush defeated Kerry and a white silk, scoop-necked blouse. I fastened a single strand of pearls around my neck, and added matching ear studs. Standing in front of the full-length mirror in a pair of classic black Ferragamo pumps, I nodded in approval. I looked so Democratic that I'd even vote for myself.
I drove into the District and spent a good twenty minutes cruising the neighborhoods around Dupont Circle searching for a parking space. In spite of the exorbitant hourly rates, I was seriously considering Plan B â one of the hotel parking garages in the vicinity â when an SUV pulled out of a space adjacent to a driveway on Newport Place. I slipped into the spot, pulling as close as I dared to the car in front of me, and climbed out. From the sidewalk, I squinted at my rear bumper, calculated how far it extended into driveway territory and decided that a scant two inches didn't put me at risk for a ticket. Satisfied, and praying that the meter minder didn't carry a ruler in his or her pocket, I locked my doors and walked the three blocks to the Women's Democratic League, located in an imposing red-brick mansion near the corner of 22nd and O Streets, NW, not far from Washington DC's famed Embassy Row.
Built at the turn of the last century for a former Supreme Court justice whose taste ran to high Victorian, the mansion welcomed visitors into a spacious lobby which would have been as dark as the inside of a coffin had it not been for the light streaming in from a clerestory window on the landing of a grand, central staircase. The staircase itself was a work of art, constructed of dark oak. Poseidon and his twin, complete with tridents, formed the newel posts, and the spindles that supported the banisters were carved naiads, dancing up the stairway in orderly fashion like Radio City Rockettes.
A bronze plaque on the wall to my left indicated the âCloak Room' where I should hang my coat, and a poster on an easel near a massive Jacobean sideboard directed me to âTalk & Tea: Susan Woythaler, VP of Women Now! speaks on the Changing Face of Feminism. 10 a.m.'
Following the arrow on the poster, I found myself in a small anteroom where two women who looked enough alike to be mother and daughter sat behind a long table covered with a white cloth, tending to a spreadsheet and an alphabetical array of name tags. I straightened my spine, smiled broadly and approached the table. âHi. I'm new to the area and just heard about the tea today. Is it too late to sign up?'
The older woman wore a hot-pink suit. Clipped to its lapel was a Lucite nametag that told me that her name was Jeannette Williams. âOf course not,' she smiled back. âWelcome!'
âHow much is a ticket?' I asked, resting my handbag on the table.
âIt's twenty dollars for members and twenty-five for non-members.'
âWell, I guess it's worth it to hear what Susan Woythaler has to say!'
âAnd there's tea before and after, of course.'
âOf course.' I pried open my handbag and forked over three tens.
âWe hope you'll like what you see and hear today, and that you'll decide to join,' the second woman, the one holding the spreadsheet, said. She handed me a pre-printed, three-by-five index card. âIf you'll fill out that card, we'll put you on our mailing list.'
âThere's the holiday party coming up in December, of course, and in three weeks, we'll have our annual fashion show.' Jeannette passed me a brochure along with my five dollars in change. âThere's an application form on the back.'
I didn't think I could deal with another fashion show so close on the heels of the one that very nearly became the last one I'd ever attend on this side of the Pearly Gates, but I didn't tell her that.
Jeannette pushed a paper name tag in my direction and handed me a felt-tip marking pen. âIf you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.'
I uncapped the pen, bent over the table and before I could stop myself printed âLilith Chaloux' on the name tag in big, black letters. âI'm sure I will,' I said, stripping the backing off the tag and patting it, adhesive side down, to my lapel. Under my hand, I could feel my heart pumping like a jackhammer.
âFeel free to look around, Lilith,' Jeannette said after consulting my name tag. âRefreshments are just through there, in the ballroom.'
âThank you.' I waved the index card, then tucked it into my handbag. âI'll return this to you later, if that's all right.'
Inside the former ballroom, which was set up with rows of folding chairs in preparation for Susan Woythaler's lecture, I accepted a cup of coffee from a uniformed server manning an elaborate bronze samovar, stirred in some cream and sugar, then wandered around the downstairs rooms of the mansion, checking out the décor.
The brochure explained that the mansion had been donated to the club in 1961 by the granddaughter of the original owner, and that it was decorated with âperiod pieces.' There seemed to be a war going on among the pieces, and it would have been hard for me to say which period was winning. A Federal dining-room table warred with a Duncan Phyfe buffet, which was flanked on either side by some fine Chippendale dining chairs. In a sitting room, Georgian end tables provided arm-side support for Arts and Crafts reclining loungers that were illuminated by standing lamps with Tiffany shades. In another corner of the same room, two women sat chatting on an Art Nouveau loveseat.
If the furnishings had anything at all in common, it was size. Enormous. A Victorian fainting couch in a sunny, chintz-decorated glassed-in porch was so large that I felt like the Incredible Shrinking Woman when I sat down on it to chat for a few minutes with a dynamic young woman named Helen Sue Loftiss, who was bubbling over with information about the club's upcoming holiday arts and craft fair.
Eventually, Helen Sue's presence was required elsewhere and I was left alone with visions of handcrafted sugar plums dancing in my head.
Attracted by gas logs twinkling in the grate, I wandered back into the dining room to inspect the massive marble fireplace mantel and surround, sumptuously decorated for the Thanksgiving holiday with fat, sage-colored candles and wicker cornucopia, overflowing with festive fruit and vegetables. Reflected in the gilt mirror over the mantel was one of the room's enormous chandeliers, dripping with crystals. Identical chandeliers illuminated the ballroom. In almost every room, dark wood paneling extended all around up to shoulder height.
As I wandered from room to room, I looked around nervously, expecting to run into Dorothea Chandler at any moment. Did she know about her husband's extramarital affair with Lilith Chaloux? When she saw my name tag, would she recognize the name? More importantly, would she take one look at my face and know that I was definitely not Lilith Chaloux? And if so, would she freak? I smiled to myself. If she did, this might turn out to be the most exciting Talk & Tea the Women's Democratic League had ever seen.
I thought I might recognize Dorothea from the images I'd turned up on the Internet, but after twenty minutes of cruising the mansion, smiling casually, avoiding direct eye contact, and checking other women's name tags as subtly as possible, I hadn't run into her. It was getting close to the time scheduled for the lecture to start, and I was beginning to fear that Dorothea had bagged the meeting.
In my travels, I'd noticed that club officers wore Lucite badges like those of the two women at the registration table, so when the next officer crossed my bow, I flagged her down. âHi. I'm looking for Dorothea Chandler. Have you seen her?'
âYou just passed her. Over by the coffee urn. In the blue suit.'
I turned, overcome by a sudden craving for a fourth cup of coffee. I waited in line behind Dorothea, standing so close that I was practically breathing down the woman's neck. When she turned, there was no way she could miss me.
âOh!' A bit of coffee sloshed into her saucer.
âI'm so sorry!' I apologized. âI zigged when I should have zagged.'
Dorothea smiled. âNo problem.' She glanced at my name tag and added smoothly, âLilith.'
Her hazel eyes never wavered. She didn't blink. Either she'd never heard of Lilith Chaloux or she was a damn fine actress.
Dorothea Chandler was built like an athlete, solid, straight up-and-down, like a tree. Her dark hair had been cut in a shaggy bob, the tips of her bangs fringed with copper, as if they'd been dipped in paint, a style Emily would describe as âupmarket punk.'
I held out my hand. âI'm new here, Dorothea.'
âPlease, call me Doro. Everybody does.' She took my hand, and I noticed that she wore a wedding band identical to her husband's, although smaller: a twisted rope of white, yellow and rose gold.
She smiled in a friendly way. âWhere are you from, Lilith?'
âUpstate New York,' I told her.
âWhat brings you to DC? Husband? A job?'
âBoth,' I improvised. âDivorced the former and looking for the latter.'
âSorry about the divorce,' Doro said.
âI'm not. S.O.B. had been cheating on me for years. His mistress . . .' I flapped my hand. âSorry. T.M.I.'
Doro stared at me, quietly sipping her coffee. If I expected her to open up about her personal life to a total stranger while standing between the egg-salad sandwiches and the petit fours, I was mistaken.
âWhat do you do, Lilith?'
I had to think fast. âI'm a nutritionist.' Before she could start helping me network, I added, âI have three interviews lined up, so I'm pretty hopeful. And you?' I asked, raising an eyebrow.
âVolunteer work, mostly.'
âAh.' There was an awkward silence while I tried to think of something to say. âSo, you don't work outside the home?'
âNot since before the children were born,' she said. âWe have two grown daughters.'
âI wish . . . I wanted . . .' My voice broke rather convincingly. I wasn't very good at producing tears on demand, so I thought about the sad-eyed, abused and abandoned animals I saw on the Animal Planet channel when Animal Cops came on, and flapped my hand apologetically.
âI'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?'
I shook my head and scrabbled in my purse for a tissue.
âHow long had you been married?' she asked.
âFifteen years. You?'
âAlmost thirty-five years.'
âHas your husband ever . . . you know?'
Her gaze was cool. âNot to my knowledge.'
âYou're lucky. Bob's mistress was his choir director. He was a minister, for Christ's sake, a man of God. Pardon me while I laugh. Morality isn't just a concept, it's supposed to be his business.'
I dabbed at the corners of my eyes. âThe only good thing about the situation is that I'll never again have to sit through one of Bob's excruciating sermons.'
For some reason, this cracked Doro up.
As I joined in the laugh fest, I wondered if she ever watched her husband's broadcasts and, if so, what she thought about them. Did they ever discuss his programs? At dinnertime, did she offer advice about his choice of wardrobe? Pump him for gossip? Inquire about what his guests were really like? What if she went home tonight and told John over steak and potatoes about the troubled woman she met today, poor Lilith Chaloux, whose husband was cheating on her big time. Would Chandler spew wine all over the tablecloth? Choke on his steak?
Doro smiled sympathetically. âIn the early years of our marriage, we moved around a lot. I know how hard it is to be the new kid on the block.'
I nodded, sniffling for effect and feeling like a bit of a shit. I had been fully prepared to dislike Doro for depriving Lilith, who I liked a lot, of the love of her life. Disliking Doro would have been a lot easier if she weren't being so nice.