Read The Monogram Murders Online
Authors: Sophie Hannah
Without taking off her hat or coat, she sat down in
a chair that faced away from the door to the street, but
no sooner had she done so than she turned again and
looked over her shoulder. Having the opportunity to
examine her face in more detail, Poirot guessed that
she was around forty years of age. Her large blue
eyes were wide and unblinking. They looked, Poirot
reflected, as if there was a shocking sight before them
—“Face to face with the devil,” as Flyaway Hair had
remarked. Yet as far as Poirot could see, there was no
such sight for Jennie to behold, only the square room
with its tables, chairs, wooden hat and coat stand in
the corner, and its crooked shelves bearing the weight
of many teapots of different colors, patterns and sizes.
Those shelves, they were enough to make a person
shudder! Poirot saw no reason why a warped shelf
could not easily be replaced with a straight one, in the
same way that he could not comprehend why anybody
would place a fork on a square table and not ensure
that it lay parallel to the straight line of the table’s
edge. However, not everyone had the ideas of
Hercule Poirot; he had long ago accepted this—both
the advantages and the disadvantages it brought him.
Twisted in her seat, the woman—Jennie—stared
wildly at the door, as if expecting somebody to burst
through it at any moment. She was trembling, perhaps
partly from the cold.
No—Poirot changed his mind—not at all from the
cold. It was warm once again in the coffee house.
And, since Jennie was intent upon watching the door
and yet had sat with her back to it and as far as
possible from it, there was only one sensible
conclusion to draw.
Picking up his coffee cup, Poirot left his table and
made his way over to where she sat. She wore no
wedding ring on her finger, he noticed. “Will you
permit me to join you for a short while,
mademoiselle?” He would have liked to arrange her
cutlery, napkin and water glass as he had his own, but
he restrained himself.
“Pardon? Yes, I suppose so.” Her tone revealed
how little she cared. She was concerned only with the
coffee house door. She was still watching it avidly,
still twisted in her chair.
“I am pleased to introduce myself to you
.
My name
is . . . ah . . .” Poirot broke off. If he told her his name,
Flyaway Hair and the other waitress would hear it,
and he would no longer be their anonymous “foreign
gent,” the retired policeman from the Continent. The
name Hercule Poirot had a powerful effect upon some
people. Over the past few weeks, since he had
entered into a most enjoyable state of hibernation,
Poirot had experienced for the first time in an age the
relief of being nobody in particular.
It could not have been more apparent that Jennie
was not interested in his name or his presence. A tear
had escaped from the corner of her eye and was
making its way down her cheek.
“Mademoiselle Jennie,” Poirot said, hoping that by
using her Christian name he might have more luck in
getting her attention. “I used to be a policeman. I am
retired now, but before I retired, in my work I
encountered many people in states of agitation similar
to the one that you are in now. I do not mean those
who were unhappy, though they are abundant in every
country. No, I am talking about people who believed
themselves to be in danger.”
At last, he had made an impression. Jennie fixed
her wide, frightened eyes on him. “A . . . a
policeman?”
“
Oui.
I retired many years ago, but—”
“So in London you can’t do anything? You can’t
. . . I mean, you have no
power
here? To arrest
criminals, or anything like that?”
“That is correct.” Poirot smiled at her. “In London,
I am an elderly gentleman, enjoying his retirement.”
She had not looked at the door in nearly ten
seconds.
“Am I right, mademoiselle? Do you believe
yourself to be in danger? Do you look over your
shoulder because you suspect that the person you are
afraid of has followed you here and will walk through
the door at any moment?”
“Oh, I’m in danger, all right!” She seemed to want
to say more. “Are you
sure
you’re no longer any sort
of policeman at all?”
“No sort whatsoever,” Poirot assured her. Not
wishing her to believe he was entirely without
influence, he added, “I have a friend who is a
detective with Scotland Yard if you need the help of
the police. He is very young—not much more than
thirty—but he will go far in the police, I think. He
would be happy to speak to you, I am sure. For my
own part, I can offer . . .” Poirot stopped as the
round-faced waitress approached with a cup of tea.
Having delivered it to Jennie, she retreated to the
kitchen. Flyaway Hair had also withdrawn to the
same place. Knowing how she liked to expound upon
the behavior of her regular patrons, Poirot guessed
that she was presently trying to stir up a lively
discussion about the Foreign Gent and his unexpected
visit to Jennie’s table. Poirot did not usually speak for
any longer than necessary with any of the other
customers at Pleasant’s. Apart from when he dined
here with his friend Edward Catchpool—the Scotland
Yard detective with whom he temporarily shared a
lodging house—he confined himself to his own
company, in the spirit of
l’hibernation
.
The gossiping of the coffee house waitresses did
not concern Poirot; he was grateful for their
convenient absence. He hoped it would make Jennie
more likely to speak frankly to him. “I would be
happy to offer you my counsel, mademoiselle,” he
said.
“You’re very kind, but no one can help me.” Jennie
wiped her eyes. “I’d like to be helped—I’d like it
more than anything! But it’s too late. I am already
dead, you see, or I shall be soon. I can’t hide
forever.”
Already dead
. . .
Her words had brought a new
chill into the room.
“So, you see, there is no help to be had,” she went
on, “and even if there were, I should not deserve it.
But . . . I do feel a little better with you sitting at my
table.” She had wrapped her arms around herself,
either for comfort or in a vain attempt to stop her
body from shaking. She hadn’t drunk a drop of her tea.
“Please stay. Nothing will happen while I’m talking to
you. That’s some consolation, at least.”
“Mademoiselle, this is most concerning. You are
alive now, and we must do what is necessary to keep
you alive. Please tell me—”
“No!” Her eyes widened, and she shrank back in
her chair. “No, you mustn’t!
Nothing
must be done to
stop this. It can’t be stopped, it’s impossible.
Inevitable. Once I am dead, justice will be done,
finally.” She looked over her shoulder toward the
door again.
Poirot frowned. Perhaps Jennie felt a little better
since he’d sat down at her table, but he felt decidedly
worse. “Do I understand you correctly? Are you
suggesting that somebody is pursuing you who wishes
to murder you?”
Jennie fixed her tearful blue eyes on him. “Does it
count as murder if I give in and let it happen? I’m so
tired of running, of hiding, of being so dreadfully
afraid
. I want it to be over with if it’s going to
happen, and it
is,
because it must. It’s the only way to
make things right. It’s what I deserve.”
“This cannot be so,” said Poirot. “Without
knowing the particulars of your predicament, I
disagree with you. Murder can never be right. My
friend, the policeman—you must allow him to help
you.”
“No! You mustn’t speak a word about this to him,
or to anybody. Promise me that you won’t!”
Hercule Poirot was not in the habit of making
promises he could not keep.
“What could you possibly have done that calls for
the punishment of murder? Have you murdered
somebody yourself?”
“There would be no difference if I had! Murder
isn’t the only thing that’s unforgivable, you know. I
don’t expect you’ve ever done anything truly
unforgivable, have you?”
“Whereas you have? And you believe you must
pay with your own life?
Non.
This is not right. If I
could persuade you to accompany me to my lodging
house—it is very near. My friend from Scotland Yard,
Mr. Catchpool—”
“No!” Jennie leaped up out of her chair.
“Please sit, mademoiselle.”
“No. Oh, I’ve said too much! How stupid I am! I
only told you because you look so kind, and I thought
you couldn’t
do
anything. If you hadn’t said you were
retired and from another country, I’d never have said
a word! Promise me this: if I’m found dead, you’ll
tell your friend the policeman not to look for my
killer.” She pressed her eyes shut and clasped her
hands together. “Oh, please let no one open their
mouths! This crime must never be solved. Promise me
you’ll tell your policeman friend that, and make him
agree? If you care about justice, please do as I ask.”
She made a dash for the door. Poirot stood up to
follow, then, noticing the distance she’d covered in
the time it took him to extract himself from his chair,
sat down again with a heavy sigh. It was futile. Jennie
was gone, out into the night. He would never catch
her.
The door to the kitchen opened and Flyaway Hair
appeared with Poirot’s dinner. The smell offended his
stomach; he had lost every last scrap of his appetite.
“Where’s Jennie?” Flyaway Hair asked him, as if
he were somehow responsible for her having
vanished. He did, in fact, feel responsible. If he had
moved faster, if he had chosen his words more
carefully . . .
“This is the limit!” Flyaway Hair slammed
Poirot’s meal down on the table and marched back to
the kitchen door. Pushing it open she yelled, “That
Jennie’s upped and gone without paying!”
“But what is it that she must pay for?” Hercule
Poirot muttered to himself.
ONE MINUTE LATER, AFTER a brief unsuccessful attempt
to take an interest in his beef chop with vermicelli
soufflé, Poirot knocked at the door of Pleasant’s
kitchen. Flyaway Hair opened it narrowly, so that
nothing was visible beyond her slender form in the
doorway.
“Something wrong with your dinner, sir?”
“Allow me to pay for the tea that Mademoiselle
Jennie has abandoned,” Poirot offered. “In return, if
you would be kind enough to answer one or two
questions?”
“D’you know Jennie, then? I’ve not seen you and
her together before.”
“
Non.
I do not know her. That is why I ask you.”
“Why’d you go and sit with her, then?”
“She was afraid, and in great distress. I found it
troubling to see. I hoped I might be able to offer some
assistance.”
“The likes of Jennie can’t be helped,” Flyaway
Hair said. “All right, I’ll answer your questions, but
I’ll ask you one first: where was it you were a
policeman?”
Poirot did not point out that she had already asked
him three questions. This was the fourth.
She peered at him through narrowed eyes.
“Somewhere they speak French—but not France, was
it?” she said. “I’ve seen what you do with your face
when the other girls say ‘the French chap.’ ”
Poirot smiled. Perhaps it would do no harm for her
to know his name. “I am Hercule Poirot,
mademoiselle. From Belgium. I am delighted to make
your acquaintance.” He extended his hand.
She shook it. “Fee Spring. Euphemia really, but
everyone calls me Fee. If they used my whole name,
they’d never get round to the rest of what they wanted
to say to me, would they? Not that I’d be any the
worse off for that.”
“Do you know the whole name of Mademoiselle
Jennie?”
Fee nodded in the direction of Poirot’s table,
where steam still rose from his heaped plate. “Eat