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Authors: Heather Trudy
Naturally a slow song would come on.
Harper
’
s hands fell to my waist and mine went around his shoulders with a good six inches between us.
“
But no funny business,
”
I warned him.
“
I wouldn
’
t dream of it,
”
I was feeling all the drinks, how many did I have?
I lost count after seven, so at least eight with that last shot, but there had to be more.
I felt dizzy and realized I was leaning on Harper.
“Sorry,”
I mumbled as I stood back.
“It
’
s alright,
”
Harper laughed.
“You
’
ve had a few drinks in you.
”
I nodded.
“A lot.
I feel it a little bit.
”
Harper let out a throaty laugh.
“You
’
re cute,”
“
Thank you, you have pretty eyes.
”
I looked around and the world was spinning.
“
We should stop spinning.
”
“
We have,
”
“Uh oh,”
“
What is it?
”
I shook my head.
“
I don’
t feel so good,
”
“
Oh, Gwen!
”
Harper realized what I meant and picked me up and carried me over to the ladies room.
“
Go check,
”
he indicated the door.
Gwen darted inside then held the door open for Harper.
“
Bad news bears,
”
I managed before I flailed out of Harper
’
s arms and puked in the sink.
“
I don’
t feel so good, Gwen,
” I groaned.
She rubbed my back and made soothing noises.
“
Harper, go get her a water,
”
I washed my mouth out in the sink and felt really heavy and let myself sink down to the floor.
I felt someone wrap my hand around a cup.
“
Drink this,
”
Harper soothed rubbing my back.
“
I think her night is over.
Sam left with Lee a little while ago, and it looks like Tyson is Tracy
’
s newest target.
Want a ride home?
”
“
That would be lovely,
”
Gwen smiled.
“
Come on, you.
”
Harper picked me up and I felt asleep in his arms.
I woke up in a backseat.
“
Where am I?
”
“
Juliet, it
’
s Gwen.
We
’
re almost home.
”
“
So, you
’
re the one everyone is making such a fuss over,
”
Harper smiled over his shoulder at me.
“
Yeah, something like that . . .
”
“
Harper,
”
Gwen started.
“Yeah?”
“
Can you carry her back?
”
“
Sure, to your house?
”
Gwen thought for a long moment.
“
No, we have to sneak her inside.
”
Harper nodded.
“
Harper the ninja is ready for service.
”
Chapter XI
I felt myself being lifted out of the car.
“
Come along, love,
”
Harper smiled.
I cuddled against his chest.
He was so warm.
“You
’
re cuddly,”
I murmured.
I felt the pull of sleep.
I liked the way his chest vibrated when he laughed.
“Don
’
t get too cozy,
”
Gwen warned, I
’
m not sure if it was to me or to Harper.
“
Harper, I
’
m going to show you the back way into the main house.
”
“
Harper,
”
I managed.
“
Yes, love?
”
“
Sing for me.
”
Harper laughed.
“
What do you want me to sing?
”
“
Something pretty.
”
“
Close your eyes and I
’
ll kiss you.
Tomorrow I
’
ll miss you, remember I
’
ll always be true.
”
“I love
The B
eatles,”
Harper chuckled and continued singing.
His voice was so pretty.
“
Shh, quiet now.
We can
’
t get caught.
”
Gwen warned.
Gwen led him to my room and Harper laid me on the bed.
“
Good night, sleep it off.
You
’
ll feel better.
”
“I
’
ll have Laurel bring you some aspirin in the morning.
Harper, come on, I
’
ll be outside.
”
Gwen gave us a moment.
“
Well, love, good night,
”
“
Good night,
”
I smiled up at him.
“
You have pretty eyes.
”
“
Thank you, I think you
’
ve mentioned that.
”
“
Well it
’
s true,”
“
Good night,
”
he bent down to kiss me on the cheek but I turned and kissed him back.
He seemed surprised but didn
’
t stop.
His lips were so soft.
My hands reached around to the back of his neck and pulled him harder against me.
He made a small noise of surprise but returned my ferocity.
My hands fumbled to the bottom of his shirt, but he grabbed them and pulled away laughing.
“No, no, love.”
“No?”
I asked confused.
No? “You don
’
t think I
’
m cute anymore,”
“
Oh, quite the contrary, love, but you are very drunk.
”
“I
’
m just tipsy,
”
“
Good night, I have to go,
”
“Stay?”
“I can
’
t, as tempting as that is,
”
“One more kiss?”
Harper sighed, a smile forming on his lips.
“One more kiss,”
he kissed my forehead and tucked me in.
“Now go to sleep.
Tomorrow morning is going to come early for you.
”
I nodded.
“
Night night,
”
I felt sleep overtake me.
Next thing I knew Laurel was gently shaking me awake.
“
Juliet, you have to get up,
”
she soothed rubbing my back.
My head was killing me and I felt nauseous.
I looked around.
“
Ugh, what time is it?
”
“
Almost seven, come on let
’
s get you into a nice warm bath.
You
’
ll feel better.
”
She helped me sit up and the world span.
“
Oh god, how much did I drink?
”
“
Gwen told me all about it.
I
’
ve told
Master Eastgate that you
’
re not feeling well.
He thinks you have the flu.
”
“
Ugh, I don’
t remember most of last night,
”
“
Gwen said you kept up with her, and she
’
s quite the drinker.
”
I groaned and covered my head with a blanket.
“
Why is it so bright?
”
I whined.
“
Because you
’
re hung over.
”
“
What did I drink last night?
”
“
Knowing Gwen something strong and hard, and it probably had a bite to it.
Come on,
”
Laurel helped me stumble to the bathroom and into the tub.
“I
’
m not leaving you alone in here, I
’
m not going to have you drown.
”
Laurel helped me out and then brushed my hair while I lay in bed feeling the effects of a night of poor decisions.
“
Gwen is going to come up and see you as soon as her shift is over, but your father wanted to check on you.
I told him I
’
d let you know when you were awake.
Are you ready for this?
”
I let another groan out.
“
No, but I haven
’
t been ready for anything that
’
s happened so far.
Let
’
s do this.
”
“
Alright, I
’
ll go get him.
”
I buried my head in the pillows and tried to remember what had happened.
I
’
d gone out with Gwen . . . Sam drove us . . . we watched a band . . . Gwen and I were dancing . . . lots of shots . . . lots of beer . . . I didn
’
t remember anything but little patches of memory.
I needed to talk to Gwen.
It wasn
’
t long before I heard the door open and someone come in.
“
Juliet,
”
my father
’
s voice was soft and soothing.
“Hey James,”
I managed and turned around.
The sun was still so bright.
“
Laurel tells me you aren
’
t feeling well.
”
I shook my head, but stopped when the world span.
“I
’
ll be okay, just not feeling so hot today.
”
James came over and felt my forehead.
“You don
’
t seem to be running a fever.
That
’
s good.
Maybe it
’
s all the stress.
”
James sighed and sat on the edge of my bed.
“I
’
ve been meaning to talk to you anyway.
”