Demonology (6 page)

Yet, as I called out to Mom and Dad, the McCann-Wilton wedding party suddenly scattered, the vows were through, the music
was overwhelming, the bride and groom were married; there were Celtic pipes, and voices all in harmony —it
was a dirge, it was a jig, it was a chant of religious ecstasy —and I couldn’t tell what was wedding and what was funeral,
whether there was an end to one and a beginning to the other, and there were shouts of joy and confetti in the air, and beating
of breasts and the procession of pink-cheeked teenagers, two by two, all living the dream of American marriages with cars
and children and small businesses and pension plans and social-security checks and grandchildren, and I couldn’t get close
to my parents in the throng; in fact, I couldn’t be sure if it had been them standing there at all, in that fantastic crowd,
that crowd of dreams, and I realized I was alone at Brice McCann’s wedding, alone among people who would have been just as
happy not to have me there, as I had often been alone, even in fondest company, even among those who cared for me. I should
have stayed home and watched television.

This didn’t stop me, though. I made my way to the reception. I shoveled down the chicken satay and shrimp with green curry,
along with the proud families of Sarah Wilton and Brice McCann. Linda Pietrzsyk appeared by my side, as when we had kissed
in the Ticonderoga Suite. She asked if I was feeling all right.

—Sure, I said.

—Don’t you think I should drive you home?

—There’s someone I want to talk to, I said. —Then I’d be happy to go.

And Linda asked:

—What’s in the bag?

She was referring to my Wal-Mart shopping bag, Sis. I think the Wal-Mart policy which asserts that
employees are not to let a customer pass without asking if this customer
needs help
is incredibly enlightened. I think the way to a devoted customer is through his or her dignity. In the shopping bag, I was
carrying the wedding gift I had brought for Brice McCann and Sarah Wilton. I didn’t know if I should reveal this gift to Linda,
because I didn’t know if she would understand, but I told her anyhow.
Is this what it’s like to discover, all at once, that you are sharing your life?

—Oh, that’s some of my sister.

—Andrew, Linda said, and then she apparently didn’t know how to continue. Her voice, in a pair of false starts, oscillated
with worry. Her smile was grim. —Maybe this would be a good time to leave.

But I didn’t leave, Sis. I brought out the most dangerous weapon in my arsenal, the pinnacle of my nefarious plans for this
event, also stored in my Wal-Mart bag. The Chicken Mask. That’s right, Sis. I had been saving it ever since my days at Hot
Bird, and as Brice had yet to understand that I had crashed his wedding for a specific reason, I slipped this mask over my
neatly parted hair, and over the collar of the wash-and-wear suit that I had bought that week for this occasion. I must say,
in the mirrored reception area in the Rip Van Winkle Room, I was one elegant chicken. I immediately began to search the premises
for the groom, and it was difficult to find him at first, since there were any number of like-minded beret-wearing motivational
speakers slouching against pillars and counters. At last, though, I espied him preening in the middle of a small group of
maidens, over by the electric fountain we had installed for the ceremony. He was laughing good-naturedly. When he first saw
me, in the Chicken Mask, working my way toward him, I’m sure he saw me as an omen for his new union.
Terrific! We’ve got a
chicken at the ceremony! Poultry is always reassuring at wedding time!
Linda was trailing me across the room. Trying to distract me. I had to be short with her. I told her to go find herself a
husband.

I worked my way into McCann’s limber and witty reception chatter and mimed a certain Chicken-style affability. Then, when
one of those disagreeable conversational silences overtook the group, I ventured a question of your intended:

—So, Brice, how do you think your last fiancée, Eileen, would be reacting to your first-class nuptial ceremony today? Would
she have liked it?

There was a confused hush, as the three or four of the secretarial beauties of his circle considered the best way to respond
to this thorny question.

—Well, since she’s passed away, I think she would probably be smiling down on us from above. I’ve felt her presence throughout
the decision to marry Sarah, and I think Eileen knows that I’ll never forget her. That I’ll always love her.

—Oh, is that right? I said, —because the funny thing is I happen to have her
with me here,
and…

Then I opened up the small box of you (you were in a Tiffany jewelry box that I had spirited out of Mom’s jewelry cache because
I liked its pale teal shade: the color of rigor mortis as I imagined it), held it up toward Brice and then tossed some of
it. I’m sure you know, Sis, that chips of bone tend to be heavier and therefore to fall more quickly to the ground, while
the rest of the ashes make a sort of cloud when you throw them, when you cast them aloft. Under the circumstances, this cloud
seemed to have a character, a personality.
Thus, you darted and feinted around Brice’s head,
Sis, so that he began coughing and wiping the corners of his eyes, dusty with your remains. His consorts were hacking as well,
among them Sarah Wilton, his betrothed. How had I missed her before? She was radiant like a woman whose prayers have been
answered, who sees the promise of things to come, who sees uncertainties and contingencies diminished, and yet she was rushing
away from me, astonished, as were the others. I realized I had caused a commotion. Still, I gave chase, Sis, and I overcame
your Brice McCann, where he blockaded himself on the far side of a table full of spring rolls. Though I have never been a
fighting guy, I gave him an elbow in the nose, as if I were a Chicken and this elbow my wing. I’m sure I mashed some cartilage.
He got a little nosebleed. I think I may have broken the Mansions unbroken streak of peaceful weddings.

At this point, of course, a pair of beefy Mansion employees (the McCarthy brothers, Tom and Eric) arrived on the scene and
pulled me off of Brice McCann. They also tore the Chicken Mask from me. And they never returned this piece of my property
afterwards. At the moment of unmasking, Brice reacted with mock astonishment. But how could he have failed to guess? That
I would wait for my chance, however many years it took?

—Andy?

I said nothing, Sis. Your ghost had been in the cloud that wreathed him; your ghost had swooped out of the little box that
I’d held, and now, at last, you were released from your disconsolate march on the surface of the earth, your march of unfinished
business, your march of fixed ideas and obsessions unslaked by death. I would be happy if you were at
peace now, Sis, and I would be happy if I were at peace; I would be happy if the thunderclouds and lightning of Brice and
Sarah’s wedding would yield to some warm autumn day in which you had good weather for your flight up through the heavens.

Out in the foyer, where the guests from the Valentine Room were promenading in some of the finest threads I had ever seen,
Tom McCarthy told me that Glenda Manzini wanted to see me in her office —before I was removed from the Mansion on the Hill
permanently. We walked against the flow of the crowd beginning to empty from each of the suites. Our trudge was long. When
I arrived at Glenda’s refrigerated chamber, she did an unprecedented thing, Sis, she closed the door. I had never before inhabited
that space alone with her. She didn’t invite me to sit. Her voice was raised from the outset. Pinched between thumb and forefinger
(the shade of her nail polish, a dark maroon, is known in beauty circles, I believe, as
vamp),
as though it were an ounce of gold or a pellet of plutonium, she held a single green M&M.

—Can you explain this? She asked. —Can you tell me what this is?

—I think that’s a green M&M, I said. —I think that’s the traditional green color, as opposed to one of the new brighter shades
they added in a recent campaign for market share.

—Andy, don’t try to amuse me. What was this green M&M doing behind my filing cabinet?

—Well, I —

—I’m certain that I didn’t leave a green M&M back there. I would never leave an M&M behind a filing cabinet. In fact, I would
never allow a green M&M into this office in the first place.

—That was months ago.

—I’ve been holding onto it for months, Glenda said.

—Do you think I’m stupid?

—On the contrary, I said.

—Do you think you can come in here and violate the privacy of my office?

—I think you’re brilliant, I said. —And I think you’re very sad. And I think you should surrender your job to someone who
cares for the institution you’re celebrating here.

Now that I had let go of you,
Sis, now that I had begun to compose this narrative in which I relinquished the hem of your spectral bedsheet, I saw through
the language of business, the rhetoric of hypocrisy. Why had she sent me out for those birth-control pills? Why did she make
me schedule her chiropractic appointments? Because she could.
But what couldn’t be controlled, what could never be controlled, was the outcome of devotion.
Glenda’s expression, for the first time on record, was stunned. She launched into impassioned colloquy about how the Mansion
on the Hill was supposed to be a
refuge,
and how, with my
antics,
as she called them, I had sullied the reputation of the Mansion and endangered its business plan, and how it was clear
that assaulting strangers while wearing a rubber mask is the kind of activity that proves you are an unstable person, and
I just think, well, I don’t see the point in discussing it with you anymore and I think you have some serious choices to make,
Andy, if you want to be part of regular human society,
and so forth, which is just plain bunk, as far as I’m concerned. It’s not as if Brice McCann were a
stranger
to me.

I’m always the object of tirades by my supervisors, for overstepping my position, for lying, for wanting too much —
this is one of the deep receivables on the balance sheet of my life —and yet at the last second Glenda Manzini didn’t fire
me. According to shrewd managerial strategy she simply waved toward the door. With the Mansion crowded to capacity now, with
volume creeping upward in the coming months, they would need someone with my skills. To look after the cars in the parking
lot, for example. Mark my words, Sis, valet parking will soon be as big in the Northeast as it is in the West.

When the McCarthys flung me through the main doors, Linda Pietrzsyk was waiting. What unfathomable kindness. At the main entrance,
on the way out, I passed through a gauntlet of rice-flingers. Bouquets drifted through the skies to the mademoiselles of the
capital. Garters fell into the hands of local bachelors. Then I was beyond all good news and seated in the passenger seat
of Linda’s battered Volkswagen. She was crying. We progressed slowly along back roads. I had been given chances and had squandered
them. I had done my best to love, Sis. I had loved you, and you were gone. In Linda’s car, at dusk, we sped along the very
road where you took your final drive. Could Linda have known? Your true resting place is forested by white birches, they dot
the length of that winding lane, the fingers of the dead reaching up through burdens of snow to impart much-needed instruction
to the living. In intermittent afternoon light, in seizure-inducing light, unperturbed by the advances of merchandising, I
composed my proposal.

I
s the celluloid of Los Angeles —in editing-room strips, unassembled by freelancers —influenced by the lives of this city?
Or are the lives of Los Angeles influenced by this high-profile movie business? Or is the relationship between the two fluid,
circular, and continuous, and therefore not to be separated into two discrete quantities —Los Angeles and the movie business?
Who has
time
for questions? Lily is late. If Thea wants to have juice for godsakes, she’s not so late that she can’t stop for juice, since
she has borrowed her friend Ellen’s Mercedes —her own is in the shop. Thea can have juice even though Evan is after school
being I.Q.-tested and she’s supposed to pick him up and then she’s supposed to pitch a woman at the Fox lot and the script
needs another writer, another in a series of writers, some entire sewing circle of writers.
Here’s how the back end works,
according to the letter of agreement that came from the lawyer this morning —2½% net, which is frankly embarrassing, her
lawyer told her, and the term of license is all wrong, way too short, the term is ridiculous even if it is a small movie,
the story of a strong, sympathetic woman from the South and her conflicts with the political and social institutions of small-town
America in the early decades of this century —just right for a self-starting independent director who’s not bound by the constraints
of the studios. Lily’s not sure if she’s attracted to the script because she herself is a strong, sympathetic woman from the
South (relocated to the Brentwood area) or rather if the action of pitching the script reconfigures her in a way, so that
suddenly she feels stronger and more powerful. She’s not exactly sure if all this legal language is really coherent, the language
at the center of the deal (as her lawyer describes it), or whether language itself clutters up what otherwise might be simple.
Language hangs in potential, as with preedited strips of footage at the editing facilities, like confetti or Christmas tinsel
or strips of fly paper in dingy coffee shops of the unvisited downtown section of Los Angeles. The language of her town, the
cinematic lexicon, is seductive and dangerous, but it enables her, when transmuted into her occasionally generous paychecks,
to afford better than the McDonalds on Pico. So why are they here? According to what rationale?
Do they even have juice at McDonald’s?
she asks Thea in the rear-view.
Honey, do you want to stop here at McDonald’s?
And what’s Thea doing in the backseat, anyhow?
Don’t you want to come sit up here with me? I hate that feeling that I’m just driving you around and that’s all I’m good for,
but Thea says she likes it in back, and she’s playing with a doll that looks exactly like, or not exactly like but extremely
close to the woman who was in the luggage commercial with Lily four
years ago, when she was sitting in the baggage claim area at DFW —they had rented it overnight for an astronomical sum —and
she was dressed in a conservative, pinstripe suit with a hemline about so, sitting with one of those fancy new rolling suitcases,
a suitcase with rolling
and
pivoting mechanisms (the corporate people told her), and as the cameras turned she pulled this sleek gray suitcase from the
baggage carousel, and, according to instructions from her Austrian director, said, as though a future of unlimited possibility
were hers,
It makes every other piece of luggage obsolet.
Meanwhile, as she was getting comfortable between takes, there was this blonde, this beautiful, radiant but finally vacuous
blonde sitting on the edge of the carousel beside her and this blonde made Lily uncomfortable, as though she were creeping
toward Lily, riding around and around on the carousel driven centrifugally toward Lily to pounce on her like a succubus or
a particularly rapacious condor, embodying a message of obsolescence, the inevitable obsolescence of older women actors (thirty-four
years old), this blonde actually trying to render her obsolete, a young waitress from some Rodeo Drive luncheonette getting
the big break, while Lily was coming to the end of her streak of well-paying but shallow roles in commercials. Once you have
met this particular blonde you don’t forget her. Lily wonders if she became a producer
because of her work in commercials
—because commercials taught her how to exaggerate wildly with the appearance of total conviction. The point being that Thea’s
doll looks like the blonde who had climbed from the baggage carousel to steal Lily’s career, whom Lily never really saw except
in the undertow of some sleep-deprived vision in DFW, likewise she can’t really be sure that
the doll looks
exactly
like the blonde anyhow, since she’s trying to drive
and
keep an eye on the clock and she’s also dangerously interested in a copy of a magazine on the passenger seat which is open
to an article about a big new production of some musical by Rogers and Hammerstein —with rich Technicolor photos —and she
should be back at school to pick up Evan, who’s being I.Q.-tested because they suspect there’s something wrong with him, because,
in fact, Evan is preoccupied with musicals to the exclusion of all other cultural productions and that’s how the magazine
came to be in the front seat in the first place, because Evan was looking at it. There’s a circular aspect to this, to the
way she grew up with a brother with a certain neurological difficulty and now has a son who might well have a similar neurological
difficulty, among his eccentricities refusing eye contact, refusing to be touched, excessive interest in musical comedy. Is
she able to care for Evan because of her brother, or will Evan in turn make some lasting contribution to her relationship
with her brother (who continues to live robustly and to make primitivist paintings)? She would assuredly weep about all this,
curse God or the heavenly planning commissions responsible for such things, had she more time. Traffic is heavy and that’s
the one good reason to stop at the McDonald’s on Pico, which is a
drive-thru,
that oasis outside of the traffic, into which you go inching forward and then around and out. She’s reminded temporarily
of her husband. He’s a really, really great guy, puts up with her twists and turns, and he’s terrific looking, with a lot
of forehead, and a thatch of hair upon his chest and he’s hardworking, and there are really no problems at all, really,
you know how these things are,
but they are taking the hard right
at the drive-thru entrance to the McDonalds on Pico, and there’s a car in front of her, completing its fast-food order, which
seems to be, when handed through the window, something for a child, because there is the bright packaging that comes with
the
Happy Meal,
which also contains, undoubtedly, its fully poseable action figure.
Collectors go mad for this stuff.
She imagines that the action figure is the blonde on the baggage carousel turning endlessly, stuck in some nexus of recurrences.
Then the Saturn (before her) pulls up six feet and stops suddenly, and the car behind her (in the rearview), a banged-up Dodge
Omni, stops suddenly, and she looks at the man in the tinted drive-thru window of McDonalds, at his amiable, open features.
He’s laughing. However, his expression scrambles as she gazes upon it, disappears in the window, such that the tinted window
has suddenly an uncanny fullness, and then she looks at Thea, who is in the backseat, muttering directorial instructions to
her blond doll. On the menu wall next to her, next to Lily and Thea, a voice rumbles from a two-inch woofer,
Order, please?
And Lily thinks,
yes, order, please,
but says instead,
Happy Meal and a large orange juice,
uncertain if orange juice is really possible here in this zone of fast-food particulars. She glances out the passenger window,
and it will be the casualness of this glance that will frighten her later on. What if she had not looked? What if she had
not, as if in reverie, found, before her, the origin of all disorder —like a villain of westerns upon his dark steed —in baggy
jeans and mesh T-shirt and backwards baseball cap, removing
his weapon
from the cinched waist of baggy jeans. His underwear is definitely Calvin Klein, she notices. And it’s an automatic weapon,
though she knows nothing of these, of
revolvers or semi-automatic or automatic weapons, except what the films of her city have shown her. Has each scriptwriter
in the metropolis thus been witness to such an incident? Or is it only Lily who wants only to make films about powerful women
opposing rigid, small-town social institutions, who is now, unfortunately, going to experience weaponry firsthand? Have all
the kids who discharge these firearms been to see the movies in which weapons technologies so often appear? Do the films generate
the weapons or vice versa, or are the guns somehow spontaneously generated? The kid with the weapon has no idea that she’s
in a rush to go see the I.Q.-testers about Evans disability and therefore to discuss Evan’s tendency to sing entire musicals
from memory —
South Pacific
and
Oklahoma!
—and this boy obviously doesn’t know that
Thea just wants juice
or that Lily is still living off the paycheck from a commercial in which she pronounced the words,
It makes every piece of luggage obsolete,
and if this boy did know these things, he might shoot her anyway. This is not the best block, but it is not the worst block
either, and the argument that she just shouldn’t have driven here will not be adequate, but there is no time for the argument,
in any case, because now
the boy starts shooting.
He’s a teenager, and the gun is turned, thank God, away from Lily, and this boy’s ass, amid a billowing of shorts over the
margin of baggy trousers, is pressed against the passenger window of Ellen’s Mercedes. He appears to be firing into a crowd,
into the parking lot adjacent to the drive-thru slip, into a crowd of other teenagers, teenagers schooled in secret handshakes
and semaphoric gesticulations and certain uniforms, teenagers now scattering, and Lily reaches back and grabs Thea by the
hair and says,
You
are going to have to unbuckle yourself and get yourself down,
and Thea says,
But I don’t want to,
and she says,
I
don’t care what you want, just get down,
and she has to be a little rough with her daughter, as soon as Thea has sprung the belt, shoving the girls strawberry blond
head down after the rest of her down into the footwell between backseat and front, after which she launches herself between
the seats, over an armrest, to cover her giggling daughter with her arms,
Will one body stop a hailstorm of bullets from entering a second body? Will this water and blood and bile stop a bullet or
is that just the stuff of movies?
She imagines that she should be composing desperate pleas,
I
love my daughter and I love my son even though he has certain difficulties and I love my husband and I only stopped here for
juice, though I am not sure that McDonald’s even serves juice, and I think you should just let me drive on out of here and
we can forget about the history of trouble between our two peoples,
but she doesn’t think any of these things, really, and Thea says,
Mom, you’re squishing me,
but the truth is that Lily is actually, at this moment, thinking about luggage.
Rolling suitcases are really an improvement, if you should find that you are going in and out of a number of airports in a
short period of time
—
on a promotional junket, for example.
She happened to notice in DFW, where they filmed the luggage commercial, that the airport was so enormous that you had to
take a train to get from one end to the other. DFW was as big as Manhattan someone told her. Or maybe that was Denver.
In airports this enormous, the rolling and pivoting mechanisms of contemporary luggage design will certainly be an improvement
over portage-style suitcases.
Lily’s conviction is that the rolling design is so profound that it will cause further alteration in
the way Americans travel. They will change planes more often. They will go to more motels. She releases Thea for a moment,
to peek over the margin of the rear window, in a reloading silence, just before the kids from across the parking lot begin
to
fire back
—directly at Ellen’s Mercedes —and the sound of these bullets is like the kernels of Cineplex Odeon or Sony Theatres popcorn
inflating in a patented
steam-popping apparatus,
or it is like a rambunctious Independence Day celebration; her similes are optimistically nonlethal, though the bullets nonetheless
perforate the side of Ellen’s Mercedes. Lily hopes there is no actual tendency for
gas tanks to explode under these circumstances,
that the bluster of cinema is responsible for this cliche.
Mom, what’s happening?
Thea asks, and Lily says,
Please, keep your head down, okay?
And the kid, the boy, reclining against the side of the Mercedes begins to lope off toward the rear of her car, but before
he does so he stops and looks into the backseat, through the lightly tinted glass, he eclipses all the light in the car, filling
the window with the butt of the gun and his face and his mesh t-shirt, and his hairless chest underneath, and he looks in
at Lily, and their eyes meet, and then bullets rain down again from across the parking lot. The sewing circle of writers will
come back to this again and again trying to understand how we could live so close to this boy and never understand the meaning
of his smile, how he smiles nervously
and
hopelessly
and
menacingly, all these meanings in one smile —he’s just a kid, not old enough to vote, not old enough to avoid voting —and
then another car screeches to a halt beside the Mercedes, a black Jeep, late model, yes, Lily is sitting up, though this is
the wrong posture to take, and the Jeep draws the fire, though so far not a
single
arterial fountaining
has she seen, and there are likewise no cries of pain, no spontaneous oaths of revenge. Everyone is concentrating. Would
she know if she were hit? The boy leaps into the backseat of the Jeep, and the back door flaps, unclosed, as the Jeep goes
over an edge of curb and sidewalk and out onto Pico, completing its drive-thru circuit, and then a car from the parking lot,
with boys and girls cursing, loads up at once and gives chase, and then all is silent.