Year of the Dunk (20 page)

Read Year of the Dunk Online

Authors: Asher Price

BOOK: Year of the Dunk
8.15Mb size Format: txt, pdf, ePub
16
Carrying Capacity

22 days left:
Battling knee soreness, I stick to light weights and short sprints. After a long stretch and a plyometrics set, I do a dozen sprints of 25 meters apiece. At the gym: hamstring curls, calf raises, leg extensions, and 85-pound squat jumps. I retire to the sauna—my sweet relief—and crease open my novel, Moshin Hamid's
How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia,
careful not to sweat all over it. A tattooed man, shirtless with sneakers and shorts, asks me for the book's best advice. Fair enough
.

I
n early August, only a few weeks from the finish line, I headed back to New York for a final examination.

After I took off my shirt, Polly, now an old friend, gestured up and down at my body: “Just look at him,” she said warmly. I might have blushed. “You look like a new man.” I was thinner for sure, and more powerful. My body fat was at just 8 percent, down from nearly 21 percent at the start of my year. On the Wingate test, I now clocked a peak power output of 932 watts, a solid 20-percent increase since the first time I oafishly stumbled into Polly and Jamie's
lab. I was approaching the quick-twitch power of—wait for it—the
1999 Israeli national basketball team. My people! My standing vertical, meanwhile, had gone from 18 inches to 21 inches—still merely mediocre, but an overall 17-percent increase in my jumping ability. There's still some spring in these bones. And, even better, my leaping vertical—which harnessed the momentum of a quick sprint into upward force as I leapt off my right foot—was about 27 inches. Now I could get my full hand above the rim, a far cry from when I strained just to touch it. Yet still too short—if only by an inch—to dunk a full-sized basketball on a full-sized rim.

I had a couple of weeks still left—but my legs were starting to break down.

—

In my regular life I write about environmental issues for the daily newspaper in Austin. The environmentalists I interview like to talk about “carrying capacity,” or how much life a given plot of land can naturally sustain, in terms of habitat, food, and water. They argue that it's unnatural to build suburbs atop environmentally sensitive areas. Take the increasingly fragmented Texas Hill Country, for instance, home to endangered songbirds and salamanders—and now a fast-growing suburb of Austin. Once upon a time it was one of the poorest areas of the nation, a land of rocky soil and inhospitable drought, until a young congressman named Lyndon Baines Johnson, a native son, steered money in the 1930s to the building of enormous dam projects that brought along electricity. With its thin soil and scarcity of water, environmentalists argue, the Hill Country is not meant for the crush of roads, swimming pools, homes, baseball
fields and all the other things that materialize in a twenty-first-century burg.

The human body has its own carrying capacity. Even the greatest athletes among us are circumscribed not only by forces like gravity but also the muscle mass, bone density, and connective tissue of their bodies. The pinnacle of the 2013 season for Matt Harvey, the 24-year-old pitching ace of the New York Mets, arrived on August 7, when he threw his first complete-game shutout, baffling the Colorado Rockies with his torrid fastball. Already he had started for the National League in the All-Star Game and had hurled two near no-hitters. But not long after that game against the Rockies, his elbow began to bother him. The diagnosis: He had torn a ligament. He had thrown so hard that his arm just broke. Harvey, the flamethrower, would miss the entire 2014 season following ulnar-collateral ligament surgery, better known as Tommy John surgery, for the pitcher who originally underwent the procedure in the 1970s. The surgery is remarkably successful, and horrifically common—as many as
one-third of starting pitchers now undergo Tommy John surgery to keep their careers going.

Glenn Fleisig, research director at the Birmingham, Alabama–based American Sports Medicine Institute and an expert in pitching mechanics, tells me that we've reached the limit on how fast humans can throw a ball. You can improve the mechanics, the conditioning, the nutrition, the muscle mass of an athlete. But at some point the tendons and ligaments are too weak to support the superhuman whiplash movements; the body just doesn't have the carrying capacity. “You get a good athlete, not me or you, some minor leaguer, he seems athletic or studly and we signed him from New Jersey or Venezuela or wherever, he throws 85—and we want him to throw 95,” Fleisig tells me, and at this point I'm wondering how he can tell, just by hearing my voice, that I'm not a good athlete, that I'm not
studly. “The limiting factor is not how strong he makes his muscles, it's what your ligaments and tendons can take. These guys are not coming in with broken bones or torn muscles—it's the torn ligaments that are the problem. The ligaments and tendons are taking maximum loads of over a hundred pitches in a single outing.”

Fleisig tells me that while pitchers have generally maxed out, sprinters and jumpers have lots more room for improvement. He makes the observation that his colleague, James Andrews, a famed orthopedic surgeon (he's that guy every famous athlete visits after an injury), “does not have sprinters who blew out knees and hips” hanging around his waiting room.

There were obvious ways I could have extended my own carrying capacity. “Steroids” is a dirty, unctuous word, one that conjures episodes of surreptitious injections into teammates' butts. For me, they once served a nobler purpose, fortifying my body as chemotherapy toxins broke it down. But I eschewed pharmaceutical assistance this time around. Beyond my physical squeamishness, I worried I would somehow change my very character, fall prey to an awful fit of 'roid rage. I didn't want to hulk out that badly.

So what is the natural carrying capacity of athletes? How fast, given maximum conditioning and talent, can we run or swim? How high can we jump? How far can we throw a ball? Absent a natural or artificial physical evolution, would the athletes of the future perform any better than they do now? Some have tried to get at the answers. A Chicago doctor has predicted that one day we could see a
7′2″ superathlete with freakishly long arms and an eye-opening 51″ vertical
dunk on a 14′5″ rim
. In a 2010 article in the journal
Mathematics and Sports
, a professor at Bloomsburg University in Pennsylvania
calculated with 90-percent certainty that the speed limit for the 100-meter dash lies at 9.4 seconds. Making such calculations is slippery business: The professor conceded that before Bolt's world-record dash of 9.58 seconds in 2009, he would have predicted
a fastest-possible time of 9.62 seconds. Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

I wondered if, boiled down, we were like the mathematical limits we had learned about in high school, with that arrow pointing to a finish line it never quite reached. A life spent approaching a goal but never quite arriving.

—

After getting the look-over from Polly, I met with Steve Doty, the Hospital for Special Surgery researcher who had first taken an interest in my project, at the hospital coffee shop. Doctors in scrubs padded around, pouring milk into little bowls of cereal.

I told him of my worry that I was coming up just short.

“You could always try limb lengthening,” he said.

Medieval punishment wasn't such a bad idea, I supposed, if I could dunk at the end of it. Everything has a silver lining. “You mean the rack?” I laughed.

“No, we actually do limb lengthening here,” he told me, “for patients who have had birth defects or serious accidents.”

There are
instances of cosmetic leg lengthening—men at 5′3″, say, who want to be closer to 5′9″. These typically involve the intentional breaking of bones as doctors then pull fragments apart to encourage growth. Doty wasn't seriously suggesting I go that route, but the fact that cosmetic lengthening even exists illuminates the extraordinary lengths people are willing to go to shrug off their natural limits. Bone-breaking struck me as a clear violation of the one promise I had made myself, to do no medical-grade harm. More than that, it felt like a violation of nature. I like my bones just the way they are. Besides, my year was fast coming to an end.

Not long after I left New York, an encouraging report came out of Chicago, one that should cheer would-be dunkers everywhere: Derrick Rose, the Bulls point guard who had sat out the entire previous season during his recovery from major ligament surgery, and who had set his own return mark to when he could dunk off his injured left leg, announced that he had added an extraordinary five inches to his vertical. “I think I jump higher,” he told reporters. “I think coming into the league I was at thirty-seven [inches vertical jump] and they tested my vertical at [a training facility].
I'm probably at, like, a forty-two [inches], so I'm jumping a little bit higher.” I felt like his year and my year were weirdly aligned. If Derrick Rose, already renowned for his explosiveness, could squeeze out a few more inches of jumping talent following a devastating injury, couldn't we all? And Josh Scoggins, one of the young men I had met at the Hill Country basketball camp, who had sworn off jumping because of growing pains, wrote me. In pregame warm-ups, he had completed his first-ever dunk. “
Everyone screamed, and then I did it a second consecutive time,” he said. “It felt awesome.”

17
Allez Hop!

I
n Austin there grows a type of agave called a century plant. For nearly all its life this bluish, smooth-leaved agave appears inert and bloodless. It grows very slowly. And then, seemingly overnight, it sends a bright green flowering stalk dozens of feet in the air. The stalk, straight as Gary Cooper, resembles a gigantic uncooked spear of asparagus, one so thick a grown man can't get both his hands around it. You can find the century plants, so called because the stalks shoot up after decades of dormancy, across the deserts of the Southwest, lending an otherworldly feel to the dry plains.

I think of the sprouting of the century stalk as the great shout of the otherwise-silent cactus. The plant goes, suddenly, from a period to an exclamation point. But it also marks the end of the book, as it were, for the plant. It is exhausted by the reproductive effort. Beneath the stalk that has waved high for months, the leaves of the cactus wilt and gray. Sickly, they flop to the ground and then, finally, the stalk itself crumples into a leathery decay.

The effort it took to dunk, the months of preparation, the daily pushing open of the doors at the gym to lift weights, the sprawling on the ground yet again to do still more push-ups, the counting up to 15 with near-nauseating repetition—fifteen reps of biceps
curls, fifteen reps of triceps presses, fifteen fingertip push-ups—to tease out that potential that I trusted lurked invisibly within me, was coming to a close. I was expecting a spectacular final flourishing before my project's end. Eventually, my muscles would melt, my belly folds return, my age assert itself. Already my legs were tiring, my knee sounding the alarm that time was against me.

Astonishingly, with only days to go, it remained a mystery to me whether I could dunk a full-sized ball on a full-height rim. That I was now this close, the equivalent of an underdog with a shot to win the game with the clock ticking to zero, was itself amazing to me. Once, a couple of months into my project, I had suffered dreams in which coaches, unhappy with my lack of dunking ability, shipped me out of the country—to France, peculiarly enough. Now I found myself sliding into sleep with visions of slam dunks. Still, in plain daylight I knew that I couldn't simply run up and dunk the ball on a 10-foot rim, as I had at the ever-so-slightly-short Boys & Girls Club rim. Bearing the ball with me during my run-up, I couldn't re-create the angle I would need to push the ball down. My hands were just too small, my tensile strength too weak, to both palm the ball and sharply swing my arms in such a way that I could steam ahead.

My solution to this problem: the alley-oop dunk. Etymologists trace the name for one of the most electrifying moves in all of sports to the
cry of French acrobats as they were about to leap into a trick.
“Allez hop!
” they would cry, in their presumably impeccable silent-
h
French accents. (It means “Off you go!” or “Let's go!”) The term “alley-oop” then surfaced in the late 1950s, used by the NFL's 49ers to describe the
lob play to their springy 6′3″ receiver R. C. Owens, a former college basketball player. The quarterback would loft the ball high into the air, trusting Owens to soar and snatch it. Within a few years the
term took hold in the NBA, popularized by the late Los Angeles Lakers announcer Chick Hearn, to describe the exhilarating play in which one player lobs to another for the midair
catch-and-dunk. Executed properly, the alley-oop scans like a poem: beginning as a long-syllabled hang-in-the-moment, floating finesse pass in the proximity of the rim; ending, the ball plucked in midair, with a short, accented phrase, the bursting dunk. Deciding to go with an alley-oop dunk to finish my year required particular audacity on my part. The alley-oop takes coordination, concentration, and timing, after all. It's a don't-try-this-at-home sort of dunk. These would be extra, final hurdles in my dunking year. But it also had tactical benefits: Attempting an alley-oop meant that I would not have to carry the ball rimward, thus freeing my arms for their pistonlike work. And if I could pull it off, an alley-oop would be an emphatic way to nail my first—and perhaps last—ever real dunk. All I had to do, easy-sounding enough, was palm the ball in the air and snap it through the hoop.

—

The day of the dunk was a Monday in late August. The following afternoon Rebecca and I would board a plane for Istanbul, for Nathaniel's wedding. Dunking, Texas, stretching, and dieting would recede from my mind at 550 miles per hour. This was the last chance.

I had taken it easy the previous few days, track-star-style, tapering off my workouts to rest my leg muscles before their big liftoff. As I undertook my standard warm-ups at Charles's gym—the skips, the high-knees, the bounding, and so on—I felt fresh and loose. My nerves melted away. Charles dribbled the ball by the basket and I readied myself at half-court, running through, in my mind's eye, the keys to getting up.

A small audience gathered: Rebecca, there for moral support—and to take video of what might be an epic moment; Charles's
assistant, Terrell; a half-dozen or so 12-year-olds, all aspiring dunkers, who took a break from their basketball game to watch; and the few customers who happened to be hanging out at Charles's gym that morning. It was high noon in Texas, a faceoff between me, at half-court, and my nemesis, the rim. The gym had grown quiet, except for some murmurs, and everyone was staring at me. All the work had come down to this, a final series of dunk attempts. “You ready, man?” Charles asked. And on that first jump, I exploded up, swatting the ball toward the back iron and then hanging, for a second, on the rim. It gave a serious shudder as I dropped to the ground.
Yes, I was ready
. Everyone was watching, egging me on, now, hollering. The kids took their shoes off, sat near the basket, and beat the floor with their sneakers during my run-ups. I was getting higher up than I ever really thought possible, but I was not quite putting the dunk down.

If you had stepped inside the air-conditioned gym from the big-sky brightness and throbbing Texas heat outside, you would have seen a man in modest, solitary, periodic flight. He's sporting not a cape but a curious costume: a crimson gym T-shirt (increasingly darkened by sweat) with the slogan “Gold Is Our Standard” stretched across the back (trumpeting Charles Austin's gold-medal-winning history); a frankly quite ugly pair of Athletic Propulsion Laboratories sneakers, just in case they decided to start matching their promises; and navy-blue super-lightweight short shorts—practically a high-tech loincloth—meant for runners (no extra-long baller's shorts for him). Nearly beneath the basket, you would have seen a second man, strong and loose-limbed, emanating competence, bouncing the ball with two hands and tossing it underhand into the air, like a basketball ref letting go a jump ball. You would hear Katy Perry's “Teenage Dream” playing on the sound system in the background, partly drowned out by the clanking of weights that echoed about the cavernous space, softening the squeaks that squeezed off the parquet floor as the man pawed at the half-court
circle with his sneakers like a batter stepping up to the plate. You could have watched his first attempt. His second. His tenth.

Again, again, the ball would leave my hand, only to rattle against the inside back lip of the rim, and out. I could not get my arm high enough for the right angle to slam it true, as if I were a carpenter incapable of swinging his hammer up to bash the nail-head home. Fifteen tries. I glanced down at the palm of my left hand to find the joints of my middle and forefinger bloodied from scraping against the rim. I reached back to that cold winter morning a year and a half earlier when I had met Tyler in Central Park: He had warned me of the bruising and the blisters, tracing a line of callus across his fingers. I had secretly doubted I would ever get high enough on the rim for such a thing to happen to me. And now, on the last day of my great dunking experiment, my fingers were bleeding. I was shocked and pleased. They appeared, these blood blisters, like dunking stigmata, mystical evidence of the real pain I was feeling.

“I'll put money on it,” said Terrell. “Show me something!”

Twenty minutes of this passed. Some of the kids, inspired by my exertions, were now lined up to dunk on a seven-foot plastic hoop in the corner. Talking trash through giggles, they were playing grownup. I envied them; they made it look easy.

I collected myself. I sipped some water from a fountain. I shook out my legs. I readied myself again. Again I flew up to the basket, my wrist above the rim, my palm kissing the ball.

—

Deep in the New Mexico desert, in a razor-wired compound guarded by the military, I glimpsed the future of jumping. Buffeted by the wind, hills of red rocks scrabbled around, the federal Robotic Vehicle
Range felt like an outpost on Mars. It was home to a few doublewides, a mini-warehouse, and a communications tower—a modest collection of buildings that form the initial testing grounds of some of the world's most advanced robots. It was in that warehouse, off a high shelf, that Jon Salton, a government engineer, pulled down an orange hard-plated suitcase, one that a Romanian might have traveled with in 1976. Salton laid it on a workbench, snapped it open, and pulled out something that looked like a metal mini-skateboard with puffed-up wheels. This little machine was why I had made the trip to the high desert: This was the Hopper 2.5, a six-pound proof-of-concept vehicle that promised to remake jumping from a high-spirited expression to a serious-minded tool of warfare.

In the late 1990s, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, the arm of the Defense Department that funds newfangled technology like
algae-based fighter-jet fuel, began supporting efforts to build a robot capable of leaping at least 20 feet while reliably maneuvering across complicated terrain autonomously. Historically, wheel size has determined mobility: the bigger the wheel, the higher the clearance, which is what you have with those ridiculous-sized monster trucks. The hopper robot, all six pounds of it, was meant to break the paradigm. Now you can have a small vehicle that simply hops over an obstacle. “Where there's a flat spot—and there are many of those in this world—it's a whole lot easier to use the old-fashioned wheel,” Salton's boss told me. “Still, there are places this can go that you can't take a tank.”

Researchers at the Robotic Vehicle Range won the nod from DARPA to solve the challenge. Part of Sandia National Laboratories, the range was carved out of the vast Kirtland Air Force Base, a left-behind, Cold War–era kind of place, still dedicated to designing nuclear weapons. A Sandia researcher named Rush Robinett, an avid trout fisherman, got the idea for the machine's early navigation style as he was out catching grasshoppers to use as bait.
“I noticed they jump around in a random fashion, hit the ground in an arbitrary orientation, right themselves, and jump again,” he said. “I said to myself:
‘I can make a robot do that.' ” These prototypes were the size and shape of grapefruits and coffee cans, with low centers of gravity. They were durable, but they fell over, or barely made it off the ground, as scientists tinkered with the right fuel mix.

The original plan was to prepare the hoppers for
interplanetary exploration, to dispatch them in every direction from a Mars lander. But 9/11 changed all that, with DARPA desperate to find robots that could do reconnaissance in the Afghanistan theater. Over about
eight years, a dozen people worked long hours in the New Mexico desert to build a jumping robot, one that could read a map and find its way around inhospitable terrain, deciding on its own whether to move by means of energy-efficient rolling or by energy-demanding hopping. It had to navigate and path-plan, in engineer parlance, making use of complicated algorithms that Salton and his team strung together. The electronics had to be squeezed into a tight space, because the smaller they could make the vehicle, the more fuel-efficient it would be. And it had to be sturdy, partly so the electronics could survive each jarring landing, and partly so it could jump again.

“The real limit is the landing,” said Salton, as he dusted off the hopper. He had a drawn, marathoner face above a pressed shirt, khakis, and a sensible pair of black shoes. He had obvious respect, even affection, for it: The old robot had hopped more than 300 times, and, like a coach rationing the playing time of his star forward, the one with the creaky knees and bad back, Salton wanted to limit further impact.

I asked him if it had a name, assuming it didn't.

“Lewis,” he said, as he lovingly regarded the robot—the other prototype robot, in another suitcase, was named Clark. “I wanted to
name them Lois and Clark—it flies and all that,” he explained, “but that was shot down.”

In 2010, Salton turned to Lewis for a critical “go/no-go” test before a program manager for DARPA. Lewis successfully executed a series of jumping and wayfaring tasks around the robotic vehicle range, wending its way around cacti, over asphalt, and through windows perched dozens of feet in the air. That evening, to celebrate, Salton and the team went bowling on Taco Tuesday at the Air Force base bowling lanes.

“The secret sauce,” he told me—and here I was thinking he was going to say something dark and weapon-y, about how the vehicle had managed to hide a mini–machine gun in its aluminum scales or how vials of plutonium powered the thing—“is how we store and meter the fuel.”

Basically, the machine works its way backward each time it must make a jump: By calculating how high it has to jump, it sets aside the right amount of fuel to achieve the task. Then it shoots out an “actuator” (geek-speak for anything that leads to an action), essentially a foot with a foam pad—sort of like the front wheel on R2D2. When the actuator, in a piston action, presses fast against the ground, the hopper springs into the air, tumbling and twisting before coming to a hardy landing on those puffy wheels. It's a tough little guy: The acceleration travels over the four inches of the actuator; the deceleration is spread over the four wheels, each of which has a radius of only about half an inch. “It's an enormous shock; electronics don't like to be shook up at a thousand Gs,” Salton says. “Our joke is: Hopping once is easy, because it's mortar.” I stared blankly and told him I didn't get the joke, feeling the weight of generations of clueless non-military forefathers pressing upon me. Salton took it in stride: “Oh, it's just that once mortar lands, that's it”—the ordnance has exploded. “Getting the hopper to hop again is the hard part.”

Other books

Drood by Dan Simmons
The Serenity Murders by Mehmet Murat Somer
Accelerated Passion by Lily Harlem
Painless by Ciccone, Derek
My lucky Strike by Claudia Burgoa
Resignation by Missy Jane
The Last Dance by Fiona McIntosh
Black Flagged Redux by Konkoly, Steven