Yankee Doodle Dixie
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Authors: Lisa Patton
For Will and Michael, my most precious gifts
And to my adorable nieces, Elise and Madeleine
Contents
Chapter One
It doesn’t take a wizard to figure out the last thing a girl should do is go running hundreds of miles away from home to Vermont just because a man asks her to do so. It also doesn’t take a pretty girl with pigtails and a pooch named Toto to tell you that there is absolutely, positively,
no place like home.
Just thinking about wizards and terriers makes me wish I were Dorothy—sleepily opening my eyes to Auntie Em placing a cold rag on my forehead. In my case it would be Kissie sitting at my bedside with a jumbo cold compress. “Wake up, baby,” she’d say. “You’ve just had a bad
bad
dream.”
It was a dream all right, it just wasn’t mine.
Fourteen months and a mound of heartache later, my compass is pointing south again, and my speedometer is creeping toward eighty. Despite having three unlikely Vermont comrades helping me to find the road back, an old German wicked witch named Helga hindered that road, making it rockier than the Appalachian Trail not twenty miles from the front door of my Vermont inn. Not only did she swindle me out of both my business and my marriage, she despised my own terrier—a small, helpless Yorkie by the name of Princess Grace Kelly. Gracie couldn’t stand Helga, either; probably one of the reasons her little heart finally pooped out. Even though she’s forever buried up in the freezing cold North, I’ve got the cross from her grave sitting right here on the passenger’s seat next to me on our way back home.
I can see home in the distance. The parallelogram of Tennessee on the welcome sign slowly emerges the closer I get. The February sun is setting to the right of it and as I roll over the state line my heart rate seems to slow down. A calm washes over me like a warm shot of Grand Marnier, sliding down my throat and coating my insides. It’s been over a year since I’ve been home and I wouldn’t doubt it if I’ve given myself early high blood pressure.
We’ve been driving for three days—my two little girls and me—1,473 miles
due south
. Sarah and Isabella are in the backseat and I steal another peek at them in my rearview mirror. Their little heads are resting against the sides of their car seats, the monotony of the boundless pavement finally lulling them to sleep. For the first time all day it’s quiet.
Since leaving Vermont, in one heck of a nor’easter I might add, I’ve paid equal attention to the traffic and my heartstrings. It is a wonder we haven’t rear-ended anyone, and an even bigger one that my sultry grin isn’t yet a permanent fixture on my face. Between New York and Pennsylvania all I’ve thought about is the man who stole my heart—and who, only hours ago, sealed our months of longing with a not-so-chaste kiss in George Clark’s gas station parking lot. Peter Owen saved my restaurant and my pride when my husband left me for a blond bombshell with a face and bosoms only money could—and did—buy. Helga is the one responsible for their meeting, just one of the many “wicked witch” maneuvers she employed as part of her nasty scheme to repossess our inn.
The rest stops between Pennsylvania and Virginia were punctuation marks in my romantic recollecting. A stream of consciousness brewed in my mind: when Peter and I danced to Van Morrison’s “Into the Mystic,” the first time I tasted his white chocolate mousse, and the moment in the kitchen after my inn’s grand opening when we both knew the sparks flying weren’t just from the faulty stove.
And now, in Tennessee, some seventy-two hours have passed but I’m reduced to schoolgirl antics, playing our sole kiss over and over in my mind. I’ve run that kiss through my head, every minute detail, a thousand times already. How he tasted, how his lips felt against mine, the way his tongue moved slowly around my mouth, and how my heart swirled and danced under his touch. I suppose I’ll have to live on that memory until the first time he comes to town. Memphis in May, perhaps? That’s the perfect time of year. He’ll arrive for the Beale Street Music Festival and stay for the whole month. After all, May means Mud Season back in Vermont. And Mud Season, or “The Thaw” as the Vermonters call it, means there won’t be any work for him there. Heck, the whole state practically shuts down during that time.
Springtime in Memphis, however, is glorious. We’ll go to the Memphis in May Barbecue Festival and the Sunset Symphony together. We’ll watch the ducks walk the red carpet at the Peabody Hotel and we’ll hang out with Virginia and John, Mary Jule and Al, Alice and Richard, and we’ll … the girls will die when I show up unannounced. I cannot wait to see the look on Virginia Murphey’s face when I pull up in her driveway in oh, about eight more hours. I figure it’ll probably be that late by the time my daughters and I go to a drive-through for dinner and take at least three more tee-tee breaks. She and John will be sound asleep but I’ll call her cell and she’ll answer anyway. It won’t be the first time I’ve dialed her at one in the morning.
Of course Alice, the bossiest of the three, will wonder why in the world I didn’t come to her house. Mary Jule might be disappointed, too, but she would never question any decision I make. It’s hard having to choose between three best friends. The only reason I’m driving to Virginia’s house is because, well, honestly, she knows me the best. You can’t room with someone all four years of college, and every summer in between, and not know everything there is to know about each other. Virginia knows that I wax my bikini line, and I know about the few little hairs that grow around her nipples and how she sometimes lets them grow too long and forgets to shave them. Modesty goes out the window when you’re living with someone you’ve known since the age of five.
Alice and Mary Jule know plenty of my secrets, too, but there’s just something about Virginia that soothes me. She’s got a calming effect on my soul. Perhaps that’s because she’s never one time judged me about anything, or maybe it’s just as plain and simple as the fact that we’ve never been interested in the same man. Our types are completely opposite. She likes more of a girl’s guy and I’ve always been attracted to the guy’s guy. John is perfectly happy to shop with her all day long. He’s also the type to wear a Lily tie or lime-green shorts. I prefer the rugged look. I’ll take a man who wears a Henley shirt over an argyle sweater, any day of the week.
Virgy—that’s what I call her—and I just flat-out love one another. To this day, we’ve never been in a single fight. Actually, that’s not quite true. The closest Virginia has come to scolding me in our twenty-nine-year friendship was when I let my husband talk me into moving to Vermont in the first place. And now, truth be told, she had every right.
I got the idea from Mama. She had always told me that being a good wife meant following your husband. She claimed she didn’t really want to move to Memphis, either, away from Greenwood, Mississippi, but she did it because it’s what Daddy wanted her to do. “It would have been one thing,” she used to say, “to move to Jackson. Several of my best friends from Ole Miss lived there.” Kissie told me that she had once overheard a phone conversation between Mama and one of her friends. Said my grandfather told Daddy that he’d teach him to be a great farmer if he’d just dig his heels into the Mississippi Delta and not move to Memphis. He told Daddy that all the cotton land stretched out as far as the eye could see could be his, if he’d just lay his roots down in Mississippi and leave Mama right where she belonged, in her own hometown. Like me, Mama was an only child.
But Daddy’s roots couldn’t be planted in the middle of a cotton field. Daddy told him, “Mr. Grov’a, I appreciate the off’a, but I don’t need your cotton fields. I’ve got a cotton family business waiting on me two hours naw’th of here and I won’t have to get dirt under my finga’nails. I’ll buy your cotton and won’t ever have to break a sweat.” Daddy wasn’t the farmer type. He’d rather work out of his old warehouse on Front Street, or Cotton Row as they call it, right in the middle of all the buying and selling.
I was raised in a stand-by-your-man household, and I also happened to fall head-over-heels in love with a football quarterback I first saw in the tenth grade. Even though my red-and-blue cheerleading skirt barely covered my backside, Baker Satterfield never looked my way, all because my chest was flat. That all changed, though, the summer before my senior year. When I ran out onto the football field that fall, pom-poms raised high above my head, my bosoms had blossomed into a natural size D, almost overnight. That man took notice of me then, and after swapping class rings, numerous road trips from Ole Miss to UT, horrendous long-distance telephone bills, and a proposal that would make even Scarlett O’Hara swoon, we finally tied the knot a couple of years after we both graduated from college. We had, at least at first, what I would call a wonderful marriage: two beautiful daughters, a gorgeous home in Memphis, lifelong friends, great sex, and a social life that involved peach daiquiris and other succulent activities. So when my true love told me of his lifelong desire to open an inn in Vermont—well, I had to follow my man.
Turns out my man followed something of his own and left our barely opened B&B, our girls, and our dog, not to mention our dream life, in my (then) manicured hands. Leaving my beloved Memphis had been nearly heartbreaking—so when Baker fell into the arms of a ski resort owner whose cleavage rivaled her black diamonds—I nearly ran right home. But Peter, and a host of Vermonters who saved me from vampire bugs, nor’easter snowstorms, and a Mud Season that was worse than a kudzu jungle, convinced me to finally stand on my own two feet … and I did.
The Peach Blossom Inn became Willingham, Vermont’s hot spot for tourists, skiers, leaf peepers, and anyone who wanted to try Peter’s famous shrimp dijonaisse. But when an outside offer came along to buy the operation from my frazzled and overworked arms, it was an honest-to-goodness relief. I may have worn my L.L. Bean duck boots with the best of them, but my heart was always in Dixie. In just two days, I packed up like we’d never even been there and prepared to drive south to return home in surprise fashion. The only thing to temper my utter joy was the fact that I’d be leaving Peter—a man who could wear flannel shirts and jeans and look as dashing as any Southern gentleman in coat and tails I’d ever seen. In between saving my restaurant and nudging me toward restoring my self-worth, he’d become a dear friend and eventually someone I started caring about more than I was prepared for.
Even though I tried to dash away as quickly as possible, an attempt at quickly severing our ties to Vermont, on the way out of town Peter finally made the move I’d both yearned for and dreaded—and that darn kiss just made departing seem so wrong. For as many times as I’d studied his mouth with his full, perfectly sculpted cherry lips, I hadn’t anticipated our kiss would happen when it did. Or that it would be so romantic or have the lingering effect it’s had as I’ve crossed state line after state line.
As if to prove my point, a loud horn brings me back to reality and the fact that Peter’s kiss has both stolen my heart and, apparently, my ability to drive in a straight line.
I adjust the wheel and my elbow hits a solid object—oh, Gracie’s cross from her grave marker wedged in between a pillow and my cosmetic case. If it weren’t for me she’d be lying right here in my lap, licking the saltiness off my hands. She no more wanted to move up to Vermont than the man in the moon. I didn’t either but I figured it was my place. My responsibilty to Baker.
