Women and Men (60 page)

But wait—in a future where buyers’ inflation would be only an all-too-easily-contained beginning, this simul-system, Amy, this world manifold of instant models filled with instant information, can be trusted to expose and defense against cost-push (sellers’) inflation too. Here wages get forced up by unions despite widespread unemployment, so employers raise consumer prices before the worker’s spouse with five extra bucks in her purse consumed with what is to be next grabs someone else’s pushcart and starts down the aisle to the strains of free music. But this inflation, like other mishaps including unemployment itself, can’t happen under the new mutual controls; and while some argue that all the foreseeable futures created by the conceptual templates in conjunction with the vast input of productivity data, infra-red photos of rivers and mountains, and weather-satellite prediction have turned not only a mixed economy into a steady state but life itself into economics, still the system contains not so many future threats as it itself might have been expected to foresee and may be prey mainly to a normal human desire (in some people) not to see what’s coming.

And this globe-net of centers engrosses from Capetown to Kansas City, Brussels to Kyoto to Santiago, all data which the econometric projections and new random models embrace while registering results of events so fast that within certain templates of right-to-know publicity-pattern—and so in the minds of many—the events-to-come have come already, do you see, Amy? (You, for whom one’s fantasies may never be translated out of one’s right brain onto whatever handicapped digital screen; you, whose research in your real daily salaried job yields research that will help, say, cerebral-palsy victims speak and learn with a richness and rapidity heretofore impeded if not just bleeped off and schlonked out by the honchos of the industry who have been more interested in the first two days of birth-defect kids than in the void of boredom and solitary confinement that yawns out like an expanding universe for disabled unknown veterans of the theater of debut, Amy.) So, then, a given new model of consumer behavior, or model of models, may embrace, say, first, such events as, say, these three: may embrace, Amy, first, the impending takeoff of a plane containing pre-flattened, mildly yellowed, but cute orphans from a point in Asia; second, may embrace the plane of plate glass fronting a long, narrow, moderately multinational feminist health-food restaurant where a lean and hungry, hard-to-read young man whose pale, jutting chin contains two subtle scar points of what the
mujer
with him abruptly calls acne, and whose thoughts (he is aware) undergo breathtaking transformations, sits eating his companion’s sesame roll and butter and facing over his menu a depth of field which embraces both the glimmering plate glass twenty feet away like a lid upon the longish, noisy, aromatic restaurant room, the older woman opposite him who is asking him what he’s having for dessert and is herself torn between two desserts, and on the other side of the glass as if in a next room furnished with an orange compact car, a parking meter, and a hydrant, three persons, two women and a man, who appear bent on destruction; and may embrace, third, meanwhile, hours away, the Chief, who, having lined up his putt, grins, shakes his head, estimates the slope and the break, and with a rhythm that is all sensitivity, putts.

The jets of Operation Adoption somewhere in Asia whine down the curve foreshadowed by the rich click shared between presidential ball and club face, while for the multinational eater, about to be pressure-cooked by means of not sealing but of breaching the gasket-bedded lid, what matters is the parallel, staggered trajectories of bomb and fire and bullet to be launched from the three outside, not that these curves actually come from the projections loomed template upon template by the housework of a system as if its thinking has rewired the world. But to take second things for a second first, where are these events coming from? The system has surveyed Asiatic futures to see what best return can be had from the long-term but now terminated overseas investment there of machines, material, men, bombs, and, more vital, demolition knowhow: what return will be suitable on such an investment? Friendship with those who have been ploughed had been run through the conceptual templates, likewise an agribusiness feedback and cultural exchange such as music and dance groups and eastern theories of peace cum Buddhist child care; but the only future seeming both to approach the desired congruence with the original input and simultaneously counteract certain domestic trends like guilt and the decline of marriage is a transfer of orphans which will fill a near-unquantifiable lag or gap or absence. Yet the system’s economy is to multiply consequences both in scatter-parallel and sequence (like alternatives in sentencing the convict to concurrent or consecutive death penalties or other terms) and the system foresees an East-West secret junta so dead set against the orphan solution, so certain this substitute is not the destined congruence of prior investments, that it must liquidate the moderately yellowed, pre-flattened contents of the plane as a counter act.

Elsewhere the steel industries will have agreed that with the decreasing leverage of unions a few union leaders still powerful because early in the game they were foresighted enough to diversify themselves will succeed in urging a certain bloc of workers that the compounding of steel-substitute and rubber-substitute production, whereby (though only a few know which) either rubber-sub will be made from steel-sub or steel-sub from rubbber-sub, is destined to make the industries so much more invulnerable that unions’ traditional interest in getting a bigger wedge of the pie within the newly stabilized economy where durable-goods sectors no longer show cyclical swings has no more chance now than a chronic slump or for that matter one Indifference Curve to cross another.

Therefore, since the Chief Executive (drawing triangle deltas on a pad to represent the finite increments within his variable putt and his invariable program) will be inclined—can be foreseen—to certify with a very slight hike in steel prices an experimental temporary downturn-to-come in the economy; and since increased prices will not affect demand, so the coefficient of demand elasticity for the products in question is virtually unity, as seen in the influential equation (good for elasticity of supply
or
demand); and since armament futures are sticky if not in a state of international instability over the effect of these events on mutual exports; and since new domestic disturbances, some even within union families where wives tend to be non-union and work harder for less money, put unions (even marriage) in an all-time popularity trough—the system conceives an explosive resolution to the moderate pressures bearing against the new stability: a dramatic assassination traceable to those in the hire of union honchos and international forces, dependent both upon a substance which (active for no more than five minutes after exposure to the air) explodes when touched by a golf ball that has been in contact with, in this order, a steel-faced putter and a stretch of Bermuda grass, and upon the Chief Executive’s habit of sinking putts only of such short distance that the consequent explosion in the eighteenth hole can comfortably reach him.

Elsewhere, a model restaurant contains, among twelve tablefuls of women plus (and including) a complement of men, two former golf widows, two known underground journalists—man and woman—getting an underground interview with a distinguished but generally unknown South American economist-in-exile who, consenting to be approached, had picked this spot because of his absent wife who knows of it in turn because of two new women friends who know and admire the proprietors who, through many turns, are a couple no longer divorced from each other having reopened a marriage if not a barricade supplied in part by the man’s lucrative lobby against toxic fertilizers including some from South America, and in part by the woman’s organic farm in Dutchess County snatched with a windfall from stock in a body-scan company bought and unloaded during the ten months of her divorce—my divorce, she says; my divorce, he says. Now, sets of sequence set in motion by the global system can break down, and the bombing of the restaurant now so vividly envisioned as to be actual seems in its train of causes—a new Invisible Hand—to be as much too fast to follow as it now seems deliberate, while diners reach gently for a second half-piece of crumbly stone-ground bread or, on a consumer’s whim, some broccoli tart or an earthenware vessel of spring water—or nod and nod and go on slowly munching while on the other side of the plane of glass the three plotters having been so actually plotted along the template curves of the global prediction sequences sidle by the still furniture of the street outside.

Yet if the system has outdone itself by projecting these three events congruent less with the "handiness" of Adam Smith’s old-fashioned limb the Invisible Hand than with its twin trait of being as out of sight as the old and ancient system behind big-board stock exchanges, it yields still in its own until-now unforeseen precreation a mind-blowing safeguard. For having projected instantly a consequence so real as to be actual, the system hence provides itself, to its own actual surprise, with both base and time for countervailing action
backward
from the projected future which has become as good as present, while these unprecedented redaction sequences (now conceived by the system) seem a prudential
future.
For the disasters now beginning to satisfy the functions of their prior and apparently independent sequences now are held back as their concepts bend back into this unforeseen dimension, so that with the new future-system working the world is ready for the new
laissez-faire.
And the waitress makes her way toward one’s table where one and one’s mother (who once forgivably said one ought to get laid but now seems nervous and looking about as if about to see someone) will order carob ice cream. And some amazing stuff goes down. Yet also, as you’ll see, does not.

(Oh Amy, why did you ask one if Mayn knew any Chileans? You could ask him yourself.)

For the giant orphan plane, having lifted off from its Asian field and lost altitude with dramatic suddenness, finds near the water a huge, dry cushion of air current that should not be there and is due to weather activity at a distance, both satellite-observed and program-stimulated—and along this cushion the plane slides horizontally round to limp back and land for repairs.

And the Chief Executive, having reached the lip of the cup, receives a message from his
mujer,
his
esposa,
who’s been playing tennis she says, and he thinks for a moment and walks abstractedly away to the edge of the green, before smiling then to his now distant caddy, who holds the flag. Then the Chief Executive waves the back of his hand, upon which the black man who was substituted only at the last moment before the round began picks up the unholed ball and hands the flag stick to the second caddy and follows the Chief Executive, who now remembers, and turns and approaches the black man to shake hands.

One’s audience does not exactly answer—though radiant, she does not answer—she only outlines one’s name again and again until it is barely visible. She is not one’s
mujer.
Is she indifferent? One senses the curve of her attention, and one finds one has forgotten why indifference curves can’t intersect because this would contradict preferring more of a commodity to less. But she smiles—she is amused!
divertida!
The hair so different from one’s mother’s. The starts she’s had, too. At least from what one knows of Amy, who, already older than one’s mother when she fell into marriage, has a chance to live from month to month now without that half-visible arc of outside control one heard of like an Invisible future-Hand when one was young, writing on the wall Little Wife, Little Mother, Little Woman, be faithful, be fruitful—and which Susan, one’s mother, speaks of—and which angered her for years and years.

The front door is heard. Open and shut. One is at times like one who has been deconstituted to a scatter of frequencies to be flash-transferred to another place—which once seemed to be one of all those places the older man the journalist James Mayn had been to so that when one spoke of that deconstitution into a scatter of frequencies he shook his head until one said, "Wait, Jim, I think I got the idea from you, didn’t I?" and then he stopped shaking his head and stared through one, as if he knew what came next—for, the scatter of frequencies having been flash-transferred to another place, lo there is no receiver there, or it’s there but, like some Third World depot waiting very lazy for sophisticated lezie and fairey technicians to come to operate it, they haven’t installed it, they haven’t even ordered it—or wait, its concept is there waiting, which is all that’s needed to take delivery.

One hears one’s father sigh. At this point one’s father no doubt thinks Larry is less valuable than Susan, but by a corollary of the law of substitution Larry is cheaper and more plentiful. One contemplates what the Eco class isn’t up to or probably even going to cover—the Coefficient of Cross-Elasticity! The phone might ring. White parents still wait at the airport of an advanced economy. (Did you mean, one’s audience in a class by herself has asked, that some of those adopting parents were having trouble with their marriages?) One moves between two homes that are becoming one—
this
one in Manhattan, where one’s
father
is.