Winner Bakes All (6 page)

Sadie gasped. No! It couldn't be!

“I'm sure you know
Battle
of
the
Bakers
' two famous judges, Fiero and Carly,” Jerry said. “And our guest judge today is Mrs. Lila Vanderwall, president of the New Fairfield Art Society.”

Sadie glanced over her shoulder at her fellow PLC members, who looked as shocked and sick to their stomachs as she felt.

“What's wrong?” Delaney whispered.

“Big
problema
!” Jenna gulped. “Mrs. Vanderwall hates Peace, Love, and Cupcakes! We messed up her order.”

“‘Messed up' is putting it mildly,” Kylie added. “We almost caused an epic art society fail.”

“Well, maybe Mrs. Vanderwall has forgotten,” Delaney offered. “I'm sure it's all bygones.”

Just then, a shriek arose from the judging table: “You! I know you!” Mrs. Vanderwall was pointing an accusing finger at Sadie. “You almost destroyed my event!”

Sadie tried to keep her guard up. “It was an accident,” she said softly. “Nice to see you again, Mrs. Vanderwall.”

The other bakers looked stunned. They'd never seen a judge get this angry
before
she tasted a single cupcake.

Jerry tried to calm her down by doing a magic trick: he pulled a quarter out of her ear. “Hey, Mrs. V—look at that!
Ears
to you!” Fiero and Carly chuckled.

But Mrs. Vanderwall was not amused. “I do not like magic tricks,” she sniffed. “I do not like puns, and I do not like bakers who are unprofessional.” She settled into her seat and continued glaring at Sadie.

“Okay…someone needs a little sugar to sweeten her attitude!” Jerry joked. “So let's give it to her. Bakers, here is your first challenge. The first round requires you to make a cupcake that will wow our judges.” He pointed to the table piled high with ingredients. “But here's the fun part: you must use two ingredients, one from Section A, one from Section B, that don't go together. This challenge is called The Perfect Pair.”

Sadie stared at the table: in Section A, there were tons of snack foods, stuff like potato chips, popcorn, peanut butter, granola, and a mountain of jelly beans. In section B, there were fruits, veggies, hot peppers, and even a jar of pickles.

“Holy cannoli!” Benny cried, mopping his brow. “What are we supposed to do with that?”

“That's for you to bake and us to partake!” Jerry danced around. He pointed to the giant digital clock on the back wall of the studio. “And your time starts
now
!”

Sadie raced back to her team. “What do we want from the table? What can we bake?”

“It's all so yucky,” Jenna said. “None of those things go together!”

“Think out of the box, you guys,” Kylie pleaded. “There has to be something!”

“What if we do a chocolate potato chip cupcake?” asked Delaney.

“Way too safe,” said Lexi. “This is
Battle
of
the
Bakers
. They want creativity. They want to see something that's never been done before. I've watched every episode. Trust me—we need to take a big risk.”

“How about popcorn and papaya? Or pickles and Pop-Tarts?” Kylie suggested.

“Eww, eww, and eww!” Jenna insisted. “This has to be yummy or we're heading home in Round 1.”

Sadie was the only one not tossing out suggestions. She was too busy looking at the ingredients table, her mind racing a million miles a minute.

“Guys,” she said softly. “I think I know what to make.”

The girls stopped bickering. “What?” Kylie asked. “Tell us! We only have fifty-five minutes left!”

“My parents are the perfect pair—even though they argue all the time. They belong together.”

“We know you're worried about your folks getting divorced,” Jenna said. “But what does this have to do with cupcakes?”

“Let's do the two foods my parents like combined in a cupcake. That way we won't just win Round 1, but maybe they'll see what a perfect pair
they
are and won't break up.”

The girls were all quiet. “It's a great idea, Sadie,” Kylie said, putting her arm around her friend. “But what are their two favorite foods?”

“That's the tricky part,” Sadie said. “They really don't go together—but I think we can pull it off.” She whispered in Kylie's ear.

“Oh, no. Really?” Kylie sighed. “Okay, let's put it to a quick vote: all in favor of a chili and cheesecake cupcake, raise your hand.”

Jenna gasped. “Chili and cheesecake?
Un
momento, por favor!
How spicy are we talking?”

“Hot. My dad likes his chili very, very hot. Like three-alarm-blaze hot.”

“Ouch!” said Delaney. “We want to wow the judges…not set them on fire.”

“I think we can do it,” Kylie interrupted. “A sweet, light, cream cheese frosting would balance out the heat of the cupcake.”

Jenna nodded. “We could blend some chili spices into a dark chocolate batter. My
abuela
made a delicious ‘hot chocolate' cake once. I think I remember how…some cayenne, a little ground chili pepper…”

“And I can make a realistic chili pepper out of fondant and put it on top of the cupcake,” Lexi offered.

Sadie cheered. “I knew we could pull it off!”

“Not so fast,” Kylie reminded them. “We haven't pulled it off yet. And the clock is down to forty-five minutes.”

“Cupcake bakers, opposites attract…but will you repel the judges?” Jerry teased. “Forty-five minutes left!”

“Team PLC,” Sadie said, pulling them all into a huddle, just like she'd seen her coach do. “Two-four-six-eight, let's get baking something great!”

As the cupcake club scrambled to figure out their recipe, the rest of the bakers in the battle were also struggling.

“I said I wanted fresh mozzarella,” Benny shouted, throwing shredded cheese at one of his assistants as the cameraman zoomed in for a close-up. “How many times do I have to tell you?”

“Is he making a pizza or a cupcake?” Jenna asked.

“And those sisters do nothing but fight!” Lexi pointed out.

Cece and Chloe were having a tug-of-war in the middle of their kitchen as Mr. Goldberg, the associate producer, instructed the sound technicians to make sure they were catching every word.

“I'm making the frosting,” Cece yelled, grabbing a pink bowl out of Chloe's hands. “Mommy says I make the best frosting!”

“Mommy always likes your cupcakes better than mine!” whined Chloe. “But this time I'm doing the frosting!”

“OMG, did you say these people were
professional
s
?” Delaney asked. “They sound more like little kids in the school yard!”

“It doesn't matter what everyone else is doing,” Kylie said, trying to focus her team. Then she spotted Dina whipping up her signature tofu frosting…and pouring in pickle juice! “Did you guys see that? What is she doing?”

Sadie stepped in and took charge. “Guys, Kylie's right. We have to concentrate on our cupcake!”

“We want this dark chocolate cupcake to have some fire to it,” Jenna said. She carefully measured one-eighth of a teaspoon of cayenne pepper and gently mixed it into the batter. “This should do it.”

“Are you sure?” Kylie asked. “I mean, are you positive it's not going to set the judges mouths on fire?”

“Remember what Benny told me,” Sadie cautioned. “It has to have a little zip and zing…or was it zing and zip? I can't remember!”

“I tasted it three times…it's great,” Jenna insisted.

“But does it need to be hotter?” Lexi chimed in. “Sometimes the judges complain they can't taste the heat.”

Jenna stepped back from the bowl. “A little faith, please?” she said. “I am the official PLC taster,
s
í
?”

“Jenna's right,” Kylie said. “We have to get these cupcakes into the oven. We can't second-guess everything.”

“Maybe just a pinch more cinnamon?” Sadie pleaded. “My dad's chili is
really
spicy.”

Jenna nodded, sprinkled in a pinch more cinnamon, a dash more cayenne, and took a final taste. “
Vámanos
!
” she said. “To the oven!”

While they waited for the cupcakes to bake, Lexi and Delaney sculpted tiny fondant chili peppers, and Kylie and Sadie mixed the cinnamon cream-cheese frosting.

“Do we want creamy or whippy?” Kylie pondered, turning on the mixer.

“Definitely whippy,” Jenna called. “The lighter and airier, the more it will balance out the richness of the cake.”

“Fiero always likes it when frosting melts on his tongue,” Sadie recalled. “He said so in at least six episodes.”

“Whippy it is!” said Kylie, cranking the mixer to its highest setting.

•••

“Bakers…twenty minutes is all you've got! Will your cupcakes be cool or not so hot?” Jerry called.

“Okay, now that guy is getting on my nerves!” Jenna exclaimed. She stood at the oven door, watching the cupcakes rise. “They have to be the perfect, spongy, moist consistency. Not too dense…not too gooshy.”

“What's ‘gooshy'?” Delaney asked. “Is that a baking term?”

“It's a Jenna term,” Sadie explained. “It means the cake is too lumpy and uncooked in the center.”

“I think ‘gooshy' sounds better,” Jenna insisted. She opened the oven door and stuck a toothpick in the center of a cupcake. When it came out clean, she announced, “
Perfecto
!
” and headed for the freezer to cool them down in a flash.

“Ten minutes!” Jerry's voice rang through the studio.

Kylie started to panic. “Oh, no! We need to get them frosted
now
!”

“Keep calm, girls!” Juliette called from the audience.

Lexi had her pastry bag loaded and ready to fire. “Bring 'em out!” she called.

“A few more minutes! They're not cool enough!” Jenna shouted.

“We don't have a few more minutes!” Sadie pleaded. “We need them
now
! Hurry!”

Jenna raced with the baking tray toward the counter. But just as she was about to place the cupcakes down, she stepped on Sadie's skateboard and went sprawling backward. The cupcakes flew out of the tray and into the air.

“Oh, no!” screamed Kylie. “They're going to fall on the floor!”

“I got it! I got it!” Sadie screamed, jumping as high as she could and grabbing two cupcakes in each hand.

“Put them on the plate!” Lexi shouted, as the rest of the cupcakes—and Jenna—landed with a
splat
on the kitchen tiles. Sadie set the cupcakes in front of Lexi, who perfectly swirled the frosting on each of them, sprinkled them with cinnamon, and topped them off with the fondant chili peppers.

“Time's up! Step away from your cupcakes!” Jerry called.

The girls stepped away from the counter, panting and sweating.

“Yow!” yelped Jenna. “Don't step on me! Girl on the floor, remember?”

“That was close…too close!” Sadie tried to catch her breath. She helped Jenna to her feet. “You okay?”

“Lucky for me I had some nice soft cupcakes to break my fall,” Jenna joked. She was covered in dark chocolate cupcake crumbs. “Pretty tasty, if I do say so myself!”

“Ladies and gentleman,” Jerry called. “Please present your cupcakes to the judges!”

PLC was up first. “What do I say?” Sadie shook Kylie by the shoulders. “I don't know what to say!”

“Just say what you told us. Explain why this cupcake is The Perfect Pair, just like your parents.”

Sadie took a deep breath and approached the judges' table. She knew her parents and her brothers, not to mention everyone at Blakely Elementary, would be home watching them on live TV. Mrs. Vanderwall's lips were tightly pursed, as if she was ready to take a bite out of both Sadie and the cupcake.

“This cupcake is The Perfect Pair because it's inspired by two people who belong together,” she said into the camera. “My parents, Bria and Gabriel Harris.”

“That's so sweet!” Carly cooed. “Tell us more, Sadie.”

“Well, my mom and dad are really opposites. He likes hip-hop music and she likes opera. He watches sports and she loves old romantic movies. Sometimes they fight because they don't see eye to eye, but I know that deep down, they really love each other. This cupcake combines two of their favorite foods that don't really sound like they would go together: spicy chili and cheesecake. But when you combine them in a cupcake…well, they're the perfect pair. Just like my parents.”

Sadie held her breath, stared straight ahead, and braced herself for the judges' critiques.

“Zees coopcake…it eez rich…it eez moist…it eez
magni
fi
qu
e
!” Fiero said.

“Did he just say he liked it? I can't understand his French accent!” Delaney whispered.

Carly nodded. “I think the hot chocolaty cake and the light cheese frosting blend together beautifully. I was licking my plate. It was yummy.”

Finally, Mrs. Vanderwall raised her fork and took a bite. “Hmmmm…” she mumbled. “Mmmm.….mmmmm.…mmmmm!”

Sadie looked puzzled—was that an “I like it” or an “I hate it”?

“Do you have something to add, Mrs. V?” Jerry asked.

“From an artistic standpoint, the decoration was quite realistic.”

Lexi jumped up and down. “Yes! She liked my pepper!”

“But the flavor…it's a
mistake
.” She said the last word so loudly that Sadie flinched.

“She will never get over it,” Kylie cried. “She's not going to even give us a chance!”

“Why is it a mistake?” Jerry asked.

“I simply don't appreciate spiciness and creaminess together,” Mrs. Vanderwall replied. “That's my opinion.”

When it was the other contestants' turns, the judges were also divided.

“I think your pickle and parsnip cupcake is clever,” Carly told Dina. “But I'm missing some sweetness. I wanted more of a treat.”

“Your marinara and marshmallow coopcake…it was a miss for me,” Fiero told Benny. “You go too far out of zee box.”

Mrs. Vanderwall commended Cece and Chloe for their Pretty in Pink cupcake. “I love the way you created a cloud of cotton candy over the red beet buttercream,” she cooed. “Such brilliant use of color.”

“Beets,” Jenna fumed. “I hate beets!”

But Fiero pointed out that the frosting overpowered their rose-petal-infused cake. “I cannot taste zee flowers,” he complained. “Where are zay? Did zay disappear?”

Sadie went back to her team. “I think it's anyone's game,” she said. “I'm not sure who will go home first.”

“I hope it's not us,” said Lexi. “That would be really embarrassing!”

“You did an awesome job presenting, Sadie,” Kylie said. “You did your best.”

“I hope my parents liked it,” she replied. “Do you think they did?”

Kylie shrugged. “They left right after the judging.”

“They left?” Sadie gasped. “Why? Are they mad at me?”

“I'm not sure,” Kylie said, trying to calm her. “I'm sure it's nothing. Maybe your dad had a work emergency. Or your brother Ty set fire to the toaster again. They just probably had to go and didn't want to distract you.”

Sadie hated feeling helpless. She wished she could go back and redo the entire first round—rewind the morning in instant replay mode and change everything. She had probably upset her parents and they were mad or embarrassed. But the judges were already huddled at their table, deciding who would stay and who would go.

“Bakers, please face the judges,” Jerry commanded.

“No matter what happens, we're right behind you,” Kylie said, patting Sadie on the back.

Jerry held a card in his hands. “I have here the results of Round 1,” he began. “One of you is cake royalty…but you failed to make a cupcake that could wow our judges. Benny…I'm sorry. You're done at
Battle
of
the
Bakers
.”

Benny's eyes grew wide. “But I'm the Cake King…”

“Yes, yes you are.” Jerry shook his hand. “But for now…it's
ciao
!”

“I don't believe it!” Kylie exclaimed. “We made Round 2!”

“It was totally my skateboard wipeout that did it…I'm great on TV,” Jenna teased.

“Whatever it was, we really have to bring it in the next round!” said Kylie.

Their cheering section went wild: Kylie's mom and dad waved a big poster that read, “Peace, Love, and Cupcakes is sweet!” and Lexi's big sister, Ava, high-fived Jenna's big sis Gabriella.

“Go, PLC!” Juliette shouted from the audience. Her boyfriend, Mr. Higgins, was also there, giving them a thumbs-up.

“Look! Jeremy came!” Lexi said. “That is sooooo nice!” He and his parents waved from the third row and were seated with Delaney's mom and dad.

Sadie combed the audience for her parents, but there was no sign of them. She didn't have much time to worry, though. Jerry summoned her back to the stage for the next round's instructions. And like Coach always told her, she needed to get her head in the game.

“This round calls for the opposite of your Round 1 creation. For this baking battle, turn your cupcakes upside down. You have ninety minutes! Go!”

Sadie raced back to the kitchen. “I don't get it. Is that some kind of riddle?”

“I don't know,” said Kylie. “They've never done this on
Battle
of
the
Bakers
before!”

“Wait, maybe Jenna can fall again and the cupcakes will land upside down on the judges' laps?” Delaney suggested.

“Maybe Jerry means we should reverse what we did with the first cupcake?” Sadie questioned. “Like instead of a hot chocolate cake, make a cold one…”

“And instead of cool frosting, make it hot?” Kylie followed her train of thought.

Jenna shook her head. “No way…it can't be done! In ninety minutes? Not a chance!”

“What? What can't be done?” Delaney asked anxiously.

Sadie shrugged. “It's worth a try. If we pull it off, we'll be the first team to ever do a hot fudge sundae cupcake on
Battle
of
the
Bakers
!”