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Authors: Spike Milligan

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Romance
Dances! Dances!
Filing for King and Country!
A Day Out in a Certain Direction
Ars Gratia Artist
Band Biz
The Aquarium Club
A Red Beard and a Beret
The Murals
Il Bagno
The Prodigal Returns
ROME
October 9
The Gig
The Days
Romance Two
Back to Base
Religious Interlude
December
O2E Christmas Arrangements
Christmas Eve
January 1945
Romance Three
The Printed Word in Maddaloni
Furlough
Anna Morto
April 17
May 1
Tuesday 8 May
2nd Day of V-E Festivities
Peace
The Great Neapolitan Band Contest
June 17
LIAP
The Torch of Love is Extinguished
August 9
Roma Encore
September 1
Diary: September 2
Diary: September 6
September 6
Little Bits of Useless Information
A Trifle
September 27
Hail the Chief
England Home and Beauty
October 5
Awake, My Pretty Ones
Landlords Ahoy!
Leave: Day 1
The Great Amnesia
Gunner Milligan Traces Beryl Southby Now Mrs Smith…
Dawn Over Reigate and 40 Meadow Way
Saucy Sandwich
Folkestone
RETURN TO ITALY
Return to Italy
Redivivus
Shock Horror Etc and Other Headlines!
A New Life and a New Dawn
’Over the Page’
ROME AGAIN
Rome Again
BOLOGNA
Bologna
Christmas in Italy
FLORENCE
Florence
RETURN TO NAPLES
Return to Naples
BARI
Bari
New Year’s Eve
Naples Again
January. CPA Barracks
A Bitter End
Romance ‘Neath Italian Skies
CAPRI
’Twas on the Isle of Capri
Nearly!
Nice Surprisey-Poo
ISCHIA
Ischia
Civilain Status
Barbary Coast
The Voodoo Moon Club
A Day Out

Table of Contents

Preface

Foreword

AFRAGOLA

Afragola

February 14

News

February 30

92 General Hospital Naples

TORRE DEL GRECO

Torre Del Greco

March 1944

The New Broom Cweeps Slean

March 5

70th General Hospital Pompeii

March 10

Volcanoes, Their Uses in World War II

Diary: March 21

BAIANO

The Baiano Rehabilitation Camp

Orginisateum

Daily Life in the Camp

Romance One

April 13

April 21

Necrophiles

Sport

June. A Posting

The Officers’ Club, Portici

The Dancing Officers

Music Maestro Please

A Colonel Intervenes

Romance

Dances! Dances!

Filing for King and Country!

A Day Out in a Certain Direction

Ars Gratia Artist

Band Biz

The Aquarium Club

A Red Beard and a Beret

The Murals

Il Bagno

The Prodigal Returns

ROME

October 9

The Gig

The Days

Romance Two

Back to Base

Religious Interlude

December

O2E Christmas Arrangements

Christmas Eve

January 1945

Romance Three

The Printed Word in Maddaloni

Furlough

Anna Morto

April 17

May 1

Tuesday 8 May

2nd Day of V-E Festivities

Peace

The Great Neapolitan Band Contest

June 17

LIAP

The Torch of Love is Extinguished

August 9

Roma Encore

September 1

Diary: September 2

Diary: September 6

September 6

Little Bits of Useless Information

A Trifle

September 27

Hail the Chief

England Home and Beauty

October 5

Awake, My Pretty Ones

Landlords Ahoy!

Leave: Day 1

The Great Amnesia

Gunner Milligan Traces Beryl Southby Now Mrs Smith…

Dawn Over Reigate and 40 Meadow Way

Saucy Sandwich

Folkestone

RETURN TO ITALY

Return to Italy

Redivivus

Shock Horror Etc and Other Headlines!

A New Life and a New Dawn

’Over the Page’

ROME AGAIN

Rome Again

BOLOGNA

Bologna

Christmas in Italy

FLORENCE

Florence

RETURN TO NAPLES

Return to Naples

BARI

Bari

New Year’s Eve

Naples Again

January. CPA Barracks

A Bitter End

Romance ‘Neath Italian Skies

CAPRI

’Twas on the Isle of Capri

Nearly!

Nice Surprisey-Poo

ISCHIA

Ischia

Civilain Status

Barbary Coast

The Voodoo Moon Club

A Day Out

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