When in Rome (12 page)

‘I shall attend to this at once,’ said II Questore.

‘If Mailer is still missing tomorrow, would you allow me to have a look at his rooms?’

‘But of course. I will instruct my people.’

‘You are too kind,’ said Alleyn.

When he returned to the vestibule of La Gioconda he found all the party there except Lady Braceley. He noticed that Giovanni was having little conferences with the men. He spoke first with Kenneth Dorne, who responded with an air of connivance and cast furtive looks about him. Giovanni moved on to the Major who, ignoring Kenneth, listened avidly but with an affectation of indifference much at odds with the grin that twitched the corners of his mouth. Giovanni seemed to send out a call of some sort to Baron Van der Veghel, who joined them. He too listened attentively, the Etruscan smile very much in evidence. He said little and presently rejoined his wife, linked his arm in hers and stooped towards her. She put her head on one side and gazed at him. He took the tip of her nose between his fingers and gently, playfully waggled it. She beamed at him and tapped his cheek. He pulled her hand down to his mouth. Alleyn thought he had never seen a more explicit display of physical love. The Baron slightly shook his head at Giovanni, who bowed gracefully and looked at Grant, who was talking to Sophy Jason. Grant at once said quite loudly, ‘No, thank you,’ and Giovanni moved on to Alleyn.

‘Signore,’ he said. ‘We go now to the Cosmo, a very elegant and exclusive nightclub where the guests will remain for as long as they wish. Perhaps until two when the Cosmo closes. That will conclude the programme for this tour. However, Signor Mailer has arranged that a further expedition is available for those who are perhaps a little curious and desire to extend their knowledge of Roman nightlife. Some drinks. A smoke. Congenial company. Boys and girls, very charming. Everything very discreet. The cars will be available without further charge but the entertainment is not included in the tour.’

‘How much?’ Alleyn asked.

‘Signore, the fee is fifteen thousand lire.’

‘Very well,’ Alleyn said. ‘Yes.’

‘You will not be disappointed, Signore.’

‘Good.’

Lady Braceley re-entered the vestibule.

‘Here I am!’ she cried. ‘High as a kite and fit for the wide, wild way-out. Bring on the dancing girls.’

Kenneth and Giovanni went to her. Kenneth put his arm round her waist and said something under his breath.

‘Of course!’ she said loudly. ‘Need you ask, darling? I’d adore to.’ She advanced her face towards Giovanni and widened her eyes.

Giovanni bowed and gave her a look, so overtly deferential and subtly impertinent that Alleyn felt inclined either to knock him down or tell Lady Braceley what he thought of her. He saw Sophy Jason looking at her with something like horror.

‘And now, ladies and gentlemen,’ said Giovanni, ‘to Il Cosmo.’

The Cosmo was a nightclub with a lavish floorshow. As soon as the party was seated, bottles of champagne were clapped down on their tables. They hadn’t been there long before the members of the orchestra left their dais and walked severally to the front tables. The bass and ‘cello players actually planted their instruments on the tables and plucked the strings. The fiddlers and saxophonists came as close as possible. The tympanist held his cymbals poised above the shrinking Major Sweet’s head. Eight marginal nudes trimmed with tropical fruit, jolted round the floor space. ‘Black lightning,’ was introduced and they turned into Negresses. The noise was formidable indeed.

‘Well,’ Grant asked Sophy. ‘Still keeping Grandpapa Jason at bay?’

‘I’m not so sure he doesn’t ride again.’

The uproar was such that they were obliged to shout into each other’s ears. Lady Braceley was jerking her shoulders in time with the saxophonist at her table. He managed to ogle her while continuing his exertions. ‘She seems,’ Grant said, ‘to be on the short list of
persona grata
here as well as at the Gioconda.’

‘It’s a bit hard to take, I find.’

‘Say the word if you’d like to go. We could, you know. Or do you want to see the rest of the show?’ Sophy shook her head vaguely. She tried to get her reactions into some kind of perspective. It was odd to reflect that less than twelve hours ago she had met Grant for virtually
the first time. It was not the first time by many that she made an instant take but she had never before experienced so sharp an antagonism followed for no discernible reason by so complete a sense of familiarity. At one moment they had blackguarded each other to heaps and at another, not fifteen minutes later, they had gossiped away in the shrine of Mithras as if they had not only known but understood each other for years. Me, thought Sophy, and Barnaby Grant. Jolly odd when you come to think of it. It would have been quite a thing if she could put it all down to the violent antagonism that sometimes precedes an equally violent physical attraction but that was no go. Obviously they were under no compulsion to fall into each other’s arms.

‘If we stay,’ Grant was saying, ‘I can snatch you up in my arms.’

Sophy gaped at this uncanny distortion of her thoughts.

‘In a cachuca, fandango, bolero or whatever,’ he explained. ‘On the other hand—
do
pay attention,’ he said crossly. ‘I’m making a dead set at you.’

‘How lovely,’ Sophy rejoined. ‘I’m all ears.’

The rumpus subsided, the orchestra returned to its dais, the Negresses were changed back into naked pink chicks and retired. A mellifluous tenor, all eyes, teeth and sob-in-the-voice, came out and sang ‘Santa Lucia’ and other familiar pieces. He too moved among his audience. Lady Braceley gave him a piece of everlasting greenery from her table decorations.

He was followed by the start of the programme, a celebrated black singer of soul music. She was beautiful and disturbing and a stillness came over the Cosmo when she sang. One of her songs was about hopelessness, injury and degradation and she made of it a kind of accusation. It seemed to Sophy that her audience almost disintegrated under her attack and she thought it strange that Lady Braceley, for instance, and Kenneth, could sit and look appreciative and join so complacently in the applause.

When she had gone Grant said, ‘That was remarkable, wasn’t it?’ Alleyn, overhearing him, said, ‘Extraordinary. Do modern audiences find that the pursuit of pleasure is best satisfied by having the rug jerked from under their feet?’

‘Oh,’ Grant said, ‘hasn’t that always been so? We like to be reminded that something is rotten in the State of Denmark. It makes us feel important.’

The programme ended with a very stylish ensemble, the lights were subdued, the band insinuated itself into dance music and Grant said to Sophy, ‘Come on. Whether you like it or not.’

They danced: not saying very much, but with pleasure.

Giovanni appeared and Lady Braceley danced with him. They did intricate things with great expertise.

The Van der Veghels, half-smiling, closely embraced, swayed and turned on sixpence, keeping to the darkened perimeter of the floor.

Major Sweet who had made a willing but belated attempt upon Sophy sank back in his chair, drank champagne and moodily discoursed with Alleyn. He was, Alleyn concluded, the sort of practised drinker who, while far from being sober, would remain more or less in control for a long time. ‘Lovely little girl, that,’ he said. ‘Natural. Sweet. But plenty of spunk, mind you. Looks you bang in the eye, what?’ He maundered on rather gloomily: ‘Just a nice, sweet, natural little girl—as I was saying.’

‘Are you going on to this other show?’ Alleyn asked.

‘What about yourself?’ countered the Major. ‘Fair’s fair. No names,’ he added more obscurely, ‘no pack-drill that I’m aware of. Other things being equal.’

‘I’m going, yes.’

‘Shake,’ invited the Major, extending his hand. But finding that it encountered the champagne bottle he refilled his glass. He leant across the table. ‘I’ve seen some curious things in my time,’ he confided. ‘You’re a broadminded man. Everyone to his own taste and it all adds up to experience. Not a word to the ladies: what they can’t grieve about they won’t see. How old am I? Come on. You say. How old jer say I am?’

‘Sixty?’

‘And ten. Allotted span, though that’s all my eye. See the rest of you out tonight, my boy.’ He leant forward and looked dolefully at Alleyn with unfocused eyes. ‘I say,’ he said.
‘She’s
not going on, is she?’

‘Who?’

‘Old Bracegirdle.’

‘I believe so.’

‘Gawd!’

‘It’s pretty steep,’ Alleyn suggested. ‘Fifteen thousand lire.’

‘Better be good, what? I’m full of hopes,’ leered the Major. ‘And I don’t mind telling you, old boy, I wouldn’t have been within coo-ee of this show tonight in the orinry way. You know what? Flutter. Green baize. Monte. And—phew!’ He made a wild gesture with both arms. ‘Thas-sall:—phew!’

‘A big win?’

‘Phew!’

‘Splendid.’

And that, Alleyn supposed, explained the Major. Or did it?

‘Funny thing about Mailer, don’t you think?’ he asked.

‘Phew!’ said the Major, who seemed to be stuck with this ejaculation. “Strordinary conduct,’ he added. ‘Conduct unbecoming if you ask me, but let it go.’ He slumped into a moody silence for some moments and then shouted so loudly that people at the neighbouring table stared at him: ‘Bloody good riddance. ‘Scuse language.’

After this he seemed disinclined for conversation and Alleyn joined Kenneth Dorne.

With the departure of the soul-singer, Kenneth had slumped back into what seemed to be chronic inertia interrupted by fidgets. He made no attempt to dance but fiddled with his shirt ruffles and repeatedly looked towards the entrance as if he expected some new arrival. He gave Alleyn one of his restless, speculative glances. ‘You look marvellous,’ he said. ‘Are you having a gay time?’

‘An interesting time, at least. This sort of thing is quite out of my line. It’s an experience.’

‘Oh!’ Kenneth said impatiently. ‘This!’ He shuffled his feet about. ‘I thought you were terrific,’ he said. ‘You know. The way you managed everybody after Seb vanished. Look. Do you think he’s—you know—I mean to say—what
do
you think?’

‘I’ve no notion,’ Alleyn said. ‘I’ve never set eyes on the man before. You seem to be quite friendly with him.’

‘Me?’

‘You call him Seb, don’t you?’

‘Oh well. You know. Just one of those things. Why not?’

‘You find him helpful, perhaps.’

‘How d’you mean?’ Kenneth said, eyeing him.

‘In Rome. I rather hoped—I may be quite wrong, of course.’ Alleyn broke off. ‘Are you going on to this late party?’ he asked.

‘Of course. And I don’t care how soon.’

‘Really?’ Alleyn said. And hoping he introduced the jargon correctly and with the right inflection, he asked, ‘May one expect to meet “a scene”?’

Kenneth swept his hair from his eyes with a fingertip.

‘What sort of a scene?’ he said cautiously.

‘A group—a—have I got it wrong? I’m not turned on—is that right?—as yet. I want to “experience”. You know?’

Kenneth now undisguisedly inspected him. ‘You look fabulous, of course,’ he said. ‘You know: way up there. But—’ He drew a rectangle with his forefinger in the air. ‘Let’s face it. Square, sweetheart. Square.’

‘Sorry about that,’ Alleyn said. ‘I was depending on Mr Mailer to make the change.’

‘Don’t let that trouble you. Toni’s terrific.’

‘Toni?’

‘Where we’re going. Toni’s Pad. It’s the greatest. Groovy. You know? Grass, hard stuff, the lot. Mind you, he plays it cool. There’ll be a freak-out.’

‘A—?’

‘A happening. Psychedelic.’

‘A floorshow?’

‘If you like—but way-out. Ever so trendy. Some people just go for giggles and come away. But if it sends you, which is what it’s
for
, you move on to the buzz.’

‘Obviously you’ve been there before?’

‘Not to deceive you, I have. Seb took us.’

‘Us?’

‘Auntie came too. She’s all for experience. She’s fabulous—honestly. I mean it.’

With considerable effort Alleyn said casually, ‘Did Seb—turn you on?’

‘That’s right. In Perugia. I’m thinking,’ Kenneth said, ‘of making the move.’

‘To—?’

‘The big leap. Pothead to main-liner. Well, as a matter of fact I’ve had a taste. You know. Mind you, I’m not hooked. Just the odd pop. Only a fun thing.’

Alleyn looked at a face that not so long ago might have been attractive. Policemen are as wary of reading character into other people’s faces as they are of betraying their thoughts in their own, but it occurred to him that if Kenneth was a less repellent colour and if he would shut his mouth instead of letting it droop open in a flaccid smirk he wouldn’t be a bad-looking specimen. He might, even at this stage, be less dissolute than his general behaviour suggested. And whatever has happened or is about to happen to Mr Sebastian Mailer, Alleyn thought, it cannot be one millionth fraction of what he most richly deserves.

Kenneth broke the silence that had fallen between them.

‘I say,’ he said, ‘it’s idiotic of course but wouldn’t it be a yell if after being on about Seb and Toni’s Pad and all that bit, you were The Man?’

‘The Man?’

‘Yes. You know. A plain-clothes fuzz.’

‘Do I look like it?’

‘Nobody less. You look gorgeous. That might be your cunning, though, mightn’t it? Still you couldn’t have me busted when we’re not on British soil. Or could you?’

‘I
don’t know,’ Alleyn said. ‘Ask a policeman.’

Kenneth gave an emaciated little laugh. ‘Honestly, you kill me,’ he said, and after another pause: ‘If it’s not going too far, what
do
you do?’

‘What do you think?’

‘I don’t know. Something frightfully high-powered and discreet. Like diplomacy. Or has that gone out with the Lord Chamberlain?’

‘Has the Lord Chamberlain gone out?’

‘Gone in, then. I suppose he still potters about palatial corridors with a key on his bottom.’ A disturbing thought seemed to strike Kenneth. ‘Oh God!’ he said faintly. ‘Don’t tell me you
are
the Lord Chamberlain.’

‘I am not the Lord Chamberlain.’