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Authors: Katie Finn
WHAT’S YOUR ST@TUS?
A TOP 8 NOVEL
KATIE FINN
FOR AMALIA,
Partner in crime
“Look, we all go way back.
I owe you from that thing with the guy in the place,
and I’ll never forget it.”
—
Ocean’s 11
“Same song, second chorus.”
—Bowling for Soup
CONTENTS
FRIENDVERSE’
s newest star…
STATUSQ
What’s your status?
mad_mac/Madison MacDonald
Song:
4ever/The Veronicas
Quote:
“There is nothing funny about a prom.”
—Kittson Pearson
Age:
16
Location:
Putnam, Connecticut
Followers:
300
Following:
45
About Me:
I heart: my friends, old movies, new music, Stubbs lattes. TEAM JACOB! Currently trying to pull together a junior prom. So you know: I update my status a LOT. You’ve been warned!
Taken by:
N8/Nate Ellis
mad_mac
Trying to find appropriate prom music. Suggestions welcome.
mad_mac
iTunes is being remarkably unhelpful in the prom music quest.
mad_mac
WHO LISTENS TO MICHAEL BOLTON?! iTunes prom music epic FAIL.
mad_mac
Thinking it’s time for the prom DJ to take some initiative.
N8
Getting very familiar with the inside of the headmaster’s office these days. I think that’s not a good sign, right? Probably not.
La Lisse
Finally settled on a prom dress! J’adore cette robe! Victoire!
Shy Time
I’m updating my status! I think. Why is this phone so COMPLICATED?
DJ Tanner → mad_mac
Um, excuse me, Mad. What “initiative” do you want me to take? Just tell me and I will. It’s not MY fault you didn’t want the all-death-metal playlist. I’m just sayin.
Dave Gold
You know,
American Pie
is actually a pretty good movie.