What Not to Were (13 page)

“Nothing, and quite honestly, I’m beginning to wonder why the hell no one can get in touch with her. She’s never out of touch with us—especially Greta, because of the halfway house. It almost makes me think I should dig out my broom from that dusty playpen Fate calls a garage and fire up the old GPS.”

“You have GPS on your broom? Wait. Did I just say that out loud in conjunction with the word broom? You have a
broom
?” She wasn’t struck dumb by much these days, not with witches in the mix, but a broom made her pause.

“You bet your pert ass I do. Don’t use it much since the new Council made all these crazy PC rules about using our magic only when absolutely necessary, but there are days when I miss a good road trip on old Ozzie.”

“Your broom has a name…”

Daphne flapped a hand at her and chuckled. “I went through a heavy Black Sabbath period where I loved everything Ozzie Osborne.”

Out of the blue, a pang of fear struck Calla for no reason. An unsettling, irrational fear. “Do you think Winnie’s okay?”

Daphne’s nod was quick. “I’m sure of it, honey. Maybe she just lost her phone or something. But the entire witch world would know if something happened to her. Trust me. Now, let’s do this before we miss our time period.”

Calla hesitated for a moment, fighting her fear. This was their last big hurrah, and she was trying not to dwell on the fact that it might not work any better than any of the other scenarios they’d relived.

Daphne pulled her into a hug, squeezing her hard. “I have a good feeling about this.”

“Me too,” Greta chirped, massaging Calla’s shoulders. “You ready, champ?”

She forced a smile to her face and thumbed her nose. “Ready, coach.”

“Places, everyone!” Daphne bellowed into the megaphone.

As she positioned herself once more on the blanket in front of the campfire, Nash looked over at her and shot her an encouraging smile and a wink. “I have a good feeling about this, Cupcake Lady.”

Calla gasped, words escaping her.

Nash’s head shot up, his eyes concerned. “What’s wrong?”

She grinned just before she threw herself at him, knocking him backward onto the blanket. Planting a kiss on his lips, she rubbed her nose against his. “You called me Cupcake Lady!”

He looked surprised, but it didn’t stop him from wrapping his arms around her. “Did I? Wait. Why would I call you Cupcake Lady?”

“Because I bake all the time! But we haven’t mentioned it once today. Not one single time. Cupcakes are how I talked you into helping me paint the center shortly after we reconnected! You love my cupcakes!”

“I do? Wait. I do! Holy hell, I
do
like your cupcakes. I
love
your cupcakes, in fact—”

“Are cupcakes another strange metaphor for the smexy? Because we really need to get on with this, kittens. You industry folk are hard to keep focused,” Daphne groused.

Calla pulled herself to her feet, taking Nash with her. “No! He called me Cupcake Lady!”

“He called you Cupcake Lady?” Greta shouted, her face splitting into a grin. “Yahooooo!”

As everyone began cheering, she reached for Nash, her heart pounding so hard she wasn’t sure she could keep it in her chest.

But when she turned back around—he was gone.

Like, totally and completely gone.

* * * *

Everyone sat in stunned silence around the large table at Winnie’s house. No one spoke, no one moved—not even when two of the witches made sweet tea and poured it into tall glasses.

Nash was gone and they’d looked everywhere for him. From his ranch and everywhere in between. Nothing. Just nothing.

Flora held her hand, stroking the back of it in soothing circles while Ezra let her rest her head on his shoulder and Twyla Faye nested at her feet.

Thunder cracked in loud rumbles outside, lightning followed shortly thereafter, sizzling across the sky and lighting up Winnie’s kitchen windows.

“Okay, people. I can’t take this anymore,” Icabod said from the far end of the table, where he was propped up against Greta’s chest. “Tell me what happened again?”

“He was there one minute, gone the next,” Daphne said into her hands, her defeat crystal clear in her tone.

“Into thin air,” Gus muttered.

“Yep,” Flora said, snapping her fingers. “Just like that.”

Dread filled Calla’s chest, clawing its way up to her throat. What did this mean? Did it mean they’d failed? Had the invisible timer on this madcap day buzzed and this was the outcome to the one-day theory?

Was this the something awful? Because wow—this was pretty shitty.

Greta’s head snapped up. “You know, just a couple of seconds before the ruckus broke out, I smelled magic. But it wasn’t male magic…”

“Okay,” Icabod encouraged. “That’s a clue! So you smelled magic. What kind of magic, BIC? Good, bad, playful, angry?”

She cocked her head. “I don’t know. It was just a whiff. I didn’t stop to examine it because we were all in such a rush. I just know there was no need for it. I mean, Nash didn’t use his magic when he was asking you to be his steady, did he, Calla?”

“No.” She shook her head emphatically. “No magic.” Unless you counted the magic his words filled the air with that night. “But then, how would I know? I’m a werewolf. I smell emotions, detect shifts in body language, and I run fast. I wouldn’t know the scent of magic if it hit me in the eye. But is that what made him disappear? Maybe it had to do with what Fate said? Maybe Nash’s disappearing was his fate?”

Daphne popped up from the table, slapping her hand on it as she did. “Okay, who was using their magic tonight?” she demanded. “Fess up or I’ll use mine, and I know none of you wants to experience the wrath of my decimator!”

“Jesus in a Speedo! Not the decimator spell. You put that finger down right now, Daphne Martin!”

Winnie?

Winnie was suddenly there, right in the middle of the room, a puff of sparkly purple smoke surrounding her, dressed in slacks that looked suspiciously like MC Hammer pants and a cropped jacket with big shoulder pads.

She looked down at her clothes and giggled. “We threw Baba a ‘surprise, you’re eleventy-billion years old’ party, and you know how she likes her Hammer time.” Snapping her fingers, she went from retro ’80s to a pair of jeans and an old flannel shirt.

“Where have you been? We’ve texted, called. We were just shy of Greta sending smoke signals. You’re never out of touch!” Daphne accused.

“That’s what brought me back. Something happened to my phone. Damnedest thing, too. I haven’t gotten a single message since just after I left yesterday—not even Greta’s daily update. When I tried to call with Ben’s phone, no one was picking up. Something just didn’t feel right. That, and a weird premonition I just couldn’t shake brought me back.”

“Thank God you’re here,” Daphne muttered. “We’ve got a problem—a big one.”

Rolling up her sleeves, she sat down at the table next to Calla and gave her a hug. “Okay, what the hell is going on here? I’m gone one day and all hell breaks loose.”

Everyone began talking at once, sharing their versions of what had gone down since this morning when she and Nash woke up, while Winnie held Calla’s hand and listened, absorbing the information.

Twenty minutes later, they were all silent again.

Winnie blew out a breath. “Okay, so he just up and disappeared and no one but BIC smelled magic or saw anything. Nothing happened at the dance? Did someone maybe slip something in his drink?”

Calla firmly shook her head. “Nothing.”

Gus snorted and popped his lips. “They weren’t there long enough to put anything in his drink. They danced one dance and went off to make the whoopee.”

Daphne and Greta both nodded their heads. “But oh, Winnie. You should’ve seen our girl,” Daphne breathed. “She looked beautiful. Just amazing. All dark hair and a pink dress that fit her like a glove. She was gorge—”

“Pink dress?” Winnie asked, her head cocking to the left. “Did you end up borrowing one of my dresses, Calla?” The tone of her question was urgent.

Calla’s anxiety rose. “Yeah. It really was amazing, too. I felt so feminine and sexy in it.”

Now Winnie rose, her fists clenched. “A pink wraparound?”

Calla rose, too, her heart pumping. “That’s the one. It was the only pink one you had…”

Winnie gripped her hand, her eyes intense, just as another crack of lightning screeched across the sky. “
Where’s the dress, Calla
?”

At the scene of the crime? “Back at Nash’s. I think. I left in such a hurry, but I’ll replace it. I promise.”

“No! That’s not what I mean. Just hold on!” she yelped and snapped her fingers.

The next thing Calla knew, they were all in Nash’s bedroom, falling into each other like a bunch of dominos.

Flora was the first to speak from beneath Clive, who’d fallen on top of her. “Clive! Put your pickle away and get off me, you old buffoon!”

Sprawled on the floor, Calla tried not to waste time thinking about how she’d gotten here. As she rose to a sitting position, she saw the dress. Nash had draped it on the edge of his neatly made bed. “There! On the bed!”

Winnie snatched it up, her eyes widening as Calla helped Flora and Clive up off the floor. “Oh no. No, no, no, no, no!”

Panic seized Calla again. Her eyes flew to Winnie’s. “What’s wrong?” Oh God. What now?

Winnie held up the dress and shook it in the air. “This is my get lucky dress!”

Oh, she’d gotten lucky…“Okay, Voodoo Lady, what does that mean?” She was almost afraid to ask.

“I should’ve burned this dress! It was my Vegas dress. Zelda and I used to joke about it all the time.”

Zelda—Winnie’s best friend, the one she’d done time with in magic-abusers jail before she’d come to Paris, or something like that. “And?”

“And before I came to Paris, I was…well, I was freer with my affections than even I like to admit. I put a spell on this dress, so whomever I chose as my prey—er,
date
, wouldn’t remember me or anything that happened between us the next day. Sort of a play on ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’. I just made sure it
really
stayed in Vegas.”

“OMG, how clever!” Daphne cooed. “What happens in the dress stays in the dress. I bow to your genius. Love it!”

Greta blew her whistle, her face full of disapproval. “Out of bounds, Daphne. Curb the enthusiasm.”

Daphne winced. “Sorry.

Winnie winced, too. “I’m not proud of some of the things I’ve done in my past, but I did it to protect my anonymity. It’s no excuse, I know, but I’m a different person now.”

Everything hit Calla at once. Everything. “So that’s why Nash didn’t remember me. But what does that have to do with what Fate said?”

“
Who
gave you this dress, Calla? I thought I’d hidden it away where no one could find it, and then I kept forgetting to burn it to rid it of the spell.”

The panic she sensed in Winnie was panicking
her
. Winnie was fighting hard to hide it, but Calla smelled her fear. But she still didn’t understand. “Kirby. Kirby gave it to me. She helped me pick it out.”

Winnie gasped, clapping the heel of her hand to her forehead. “Oh, Jesus! I can’t believe I did this. I was in here with the girls one day, reorganizing the closet for donations, preaching rehabilitation, and using my past poor choices as examples. I told Kirby and Renee about the dress—we laughed about it. But I never in a million years thought…Shit, shit,
shit
!”

“
What
?” everyone yelled in unison.

Winnie began to pace the floor of Nash’s bedroom, biting her lip. “Kirby is troubled in more ways than you know. The actual time she served was for breaking into a warlock’s house. But as Baba always does, because she cares about the people she confines, she dug deeper into Kirby’s past while she was in prison. And she discovered something else, something buried. I’m not supposed to break confidentiality, but her files say she had a run-in with someone once—became too attached, for lack of a better word—to the point of frightening the person she was so fixated on. But no harm was ever proven, and the incident certainly wasn’t to this extent.”

“‘The incident’?” Calla demanded. “Define ‘the incident’.”

Winnie shook her head, rubbing her temples. “She allegedly sent some letters to someone, and when this person rejected her, she, according to what I read, freaked out—showed up once or twice at their place of business. But she never, ever hurt anyone! The elders of the Council chalked it up to a childhood crush.”

Calla licked her dry lips nervously. “Okay, so she’s not dangerous.” She sent a fervent prayer skyward that at least that much was true.

“Baba put her through some rigorous testing before she even allowed her to leave solitary. She never would have sent her here for rehab if she were violent because of the children. The women here aren’t hardened criminals. They’re mischievous—they abuse their magic for their own gain. And since Kirby’s been here, she’s been so great. How could I have missed something like this?”

But then something hit Calla like a bolt of lightning—all at once and hard in the gut. “I didn’t stop to think about it while we were doing the reenactments, but Kirby knew every detail while we were staging it. I mean, right down to how I was standing when Nash first kissed me.”

Kirby’s words shot through her brain.
No, Calla, lean more on your left foot…

Daphne’s finger shot up in the air. “And as I recall, she was pretty precise about the first time Nash saw you again at the center.”

“Nash. She’s obsessed with Nash?” It all made sense. If he didn’t remember her, Kirby still had a chance with him. “Where is Kirby, anyway?”

Gus’ eyes widened, and his next words were laced with fear. “Haven’t seen her since we were out on Nash’s land.”

Dread filled her stomach, making her legs weak and her hands shake. But what Fate had said still wouldn’t let go. How did Kirby’s alleged obsession with Nash fit the words “one day”? “How will we find him? It’s like looking for a needle in a haystack.”

Winnie glanced at Ezra. “I need Greta with me, Ezra. Can I count on you to stay here and keep watch on the house and the girls?”