"Not his real reasons,' said Castor.
'A shifty rascal,' Polydeuces said.
'He's heading for trouble.'
'Setting his Heroes against him.'
From a staccato duet some basic facts emerged. Not content with the wealth accruing from royal demesnes, Thyestes began appropriating Heroes' estates both near Mycenae and in her tributary cities. The exactions bred a sense of insecurity among the nobility at large. Aware of a growing resentment Thyestes banished a few refractory Heroes - some fled to Sparta - packed Mycenae's citadel with men he could depend on and, as it were, drew a protective mantle about himself. Consequently he was in no position to engage in foreign campaigns; and had even cancelled Atreus' plans for conquest along the Corinthian Gulf.
'Calls it a policy of benevolent neutrality,' Castor said.
The fellow's frightened,' declared Polydeuces.
King Tyndareus scowled. For days he brooded the problem, snapped bad-temperedly at all and sundry and ordered the execution of Leda's swan when it pecked his leg. Only the queen's tearful pleadings saved the bird from a well-merited death. While we observed from the top of a mound a ritual battle between two little towns whose names I have forgotten - one of those minor campaigns the Spartans conduct among themselves to keep their warriors trained and fit - he broached the subject again.
'I told you Agamemnon, I'd help you eject Thyestes, though at the time I hadn't the faintest notion how it could be done. Economic necessity welds the claims of friendship, and I'm considering waging war against Mycenae.'
By this time I had nearly resigned myself to lasting exile in Sparta, a forgotten pretender existing on Tyndareus' charity, a cynosure of pity among my peers. Hope flooded my heart like a rising tide. But an inbred caution whispered doubt: could Sparta's Host prevail over one I had trained myself, whose qualities in battle almost certainly surpassed all rivals? I swallowed the thought: fatal to plant uncertainty in a potential saviour's mind.
I said simply, 'My gratitude, sire, is beyond expression.'
'You haven't heard it all.' Chariots wheeled and clashed and lifted whorls of dust. A collision snapped poles and splintered wheels, a Hero threshed in agony till a spearman's point impaled him. 'Clumsy lout deserved to die,' Tyndareus remarked. Thoroughly bad driving. About this proposition. There's a condition.'
Royal concessions always demanded conditions, I reflected mournfully. 'Yes, sire?'
'When you've recovered the throne you'll join me immediately in a war on Thebes, together with any other allies we can find.'
To haver would be disastrous. When the sceptre nestled firmly in my grasp I could consider the factors at leisure and, if prudence dictated, postpone the operation or withdraw. After all, you cannot hazard kingdoms to repay a debt of gratitude.
I said, 'For that you have my oath.'
'Good. Recovering Mycenae is a project requiring careful planning and preparation, in which I'll need your help. We've heard about your expertise as Marshal of the Host.' A whirling cut-and-thrust encounter caught his eye. 'Did you notice that? As neat a bit of spearplay as I've seen - a low thrust glancing upwards to the throat. Ends the battle, I think: a leader's killed.' Approvingly Tyndareus watched the contenders draw apart, start counting bodies, totting up the score.
Meanwhile I thought furiously, trying to screw up my courage.
For days I had been remembering the king's unspoken preference for me as Clytemnaistra's spouse in the days when Atreus lived and I was undisputed heir to Mycenae's crown. My circumstances since were greatly changed - royal successor become landless Hero - but Tyndareus seemed determined to recover my throne. Therefore he had every reason to feel as he had before. Should I nudge his memory? Or, with my future still uncertain, had he resolved to give Broteas his daughter ?
I licked dry lips, and ventured all on a gambler's throw.
'Sire,' I began uncertainly, 'you've promised me your aid to attain my greatest ambition. I hesitate to ask another favour,
but...
You have it in your power to realize my dearest wish, a boon to place me always in your debt - and none the less redound to your advantage.'
Tyndareus said coldly, 'I can't conceive what else you want. Nothing is more valuable than a throne.'
'For me, sire, there is. Your daughter Clytemnaistra's hand in marriage.'
Which clearly demonstrated the abysmal infatuation that ensnared me. I will not labour my folly: a madness bitterly punished in years to come. I had tried over the moons to exorcise obsession by strenuous physical exercise, hunting, racing, wrestling, by rampantly bedding concubines until they cried for mercy, by feasting and in wine - in everything but work: there was none for me in Sparta. All to no effect. Clytemnaistra's beauty bound me in chains of desire; only within her body could I quench the fires of lust.
You may believe this or not as you will: on looking back I find it scarcely credible myself.
Tyndareus' expression showed less surprise than I expected. My pursuit of Clytemnaistra could not have passed unnoticed in a society so closed as Sparta's.
'We mentioned this on your previous visit. Broteas is due any day. He'll wed my daughter and take her to Pisa. My word is pledged.'
'Consider, sire,' I prompted, 'the advantages to be gained by marriage between your House and mine. With Sparta and Mycenae inalienably related they can together dominate the whole Achaean world!'
'Provided you regain the throne, which is by no means sure. Nor does it always work,' Tyndareus grumbled. 'Leda is the king of Aitolia's daughter, yet Sparta and Aitolia remain opposed as fire and water.'
'Besides being rulers,' I reminded him, 'we would also be friends.'
'Don't talk bull's-milk!' Tyndareus snapped. 'Friendship has nothing to do with politics. Besides, Broteas has paid me a hefty bride price: a hundred cattle and a thousand sheep and goats. I've no intention of returning the herds. The wedding, damn and blast it, must go through.'
At that point I deemed it best to cease persuasion. The king obviously preferred a dynastic union with the House of Pelops and Mycenae to a profitless connection with petty Pisa, and cursed himself for yielding to Clytemnaistra's will. I had made my offer and planted the seed; best to let it germinate undisturbed. Tyndareus was not the man to allow his daughter's whim to defy high policy's prescriptions.
We descended from the mound; Tyndareus bestowed a garland of bay and laurel upon the victorious city - three dead against the loser's five; maimed warriors did not count - and we drove at a leisurely pace to Sparta.
Maira, my concubine from Samos, revealed the results of the king's meditations. When I lay pleasantly satiated beside her after an exhausting tumble she gently tickled the instrument of her pleasure, and murmured, 'They say Lord Broteas arrives within the moon to wed my lady Clytemnaistra.'
'Everybody knows that,' I answered irritably, my desires instantly aroused, not by Maira's manipulations, but in longing for the woman I had lost.
'And everyone in Sparta knows you are mad for the lady. You can't prevent the marriage, my lord.'
I slapped her hand away. 'Let me alone, you bitch. I have never thought of interfering. And what's it to do with you ?'
Maira propped chin on hand, and touched her lips to mine. Her nipples brushed my chest. 'When the couple are wed the king has kept his word. If anything happens afterwards how should he be blamed?'
I seized her by the shoulders and rammed her hard on the bed. Glowering into her eyes I said, 'What are you implying? Out with it - or I'll call a slave to flog you!'
Maira smiled. (Have I mentioned her entrancing mouth, small tip-tilted nose and a body like golden fire?) 'If some misfortune befalls Lord Broteas on the journey back to Pisa - why then, my lord, the lady Clytemnaistra is free to marry again!'
I released her and rolled on my back. 'Has the king suggested this?'
Maira's amber eyes rounded in surprise, twin circles of shocked astonishment. 'How can you say such a thing ? What have I to do with the king?'
'Don't be stupid. We both know you're one of his spies.' I rested forearm on brow and thought. 'Utterly impracticable. Broteas travels guarded by a retinue of warriors.'
‘A small retinue, perhaps a score all told. I saw it myself when last he visited Sparta.'
I hardly heard her. I would need help, I mused, and who would dare to concern himself in so treacherous a venture? Not the Mycenaean Heroes, and certainly not Spartans. I said aloud, The idea's impossible.'
Maira snuggled closer. 'A man named Dracios holds Aigion on the Arcadian border. Aigion is naught but a robber stronghold, Dracios a freebooter, his followers unprincipled ruffians. They'll do anything you ask if paid enough.'
I stared at the ceiling. Tyndareus' hand in the business loomed abundantly clear. Maira - an exciting wench, but brainless as a sparrow - simply repeated instructions learned by rote. Useless to probe to the roots: for fear of a tortured death she would never implicate the king. I said caustically, 'How very interesting. Am I expected to seek Dracios in his fastness?'
'By a strange coincidence’ said Maira guilelessly, 'he is now in Sparta, residing at a house in the silversmiths' quarter. I can show you the place, my lord, if so you wish.'
No harm in meeting the fellow. 'Very well. Now, you horrible little spy, let's see what else you can do.'
I grabbed her hips and swung her astride my crotch.
* * *
I pondered deeply before interviewing Dracios. The risks of the enterprise sparkled like menacing spears; the reward - Clytemnaistra. Provided the plot succeeded I could expect the king's implicit support. Failure, and exposure, must drive me from my Spartan haven to sanctuary in Pylos or even farther afield.
A stimulating conversation with Clytemnaistra finally pricked me to action. We were watching herdsmen corralling bulls - dangerous work: two men were fatally gored - and she responded to my raillery more freely than ever before, displaying a talkative vivacity instead of her proud reserve. I could not beguile myself that she was yielding to my charms: allusions in her chatter made it plain her defences were lowered solely because her marriage was drawing near. She felt happy and safe in the thought of her betrothed's embraces,
I decided to liquidate Broteas.
I saw Dracios in a squalid house shouldered by silversmiths' workshops. A blackbearded, dark-skinned, shock-haired villain, short broad body a mesh of muscles striped by ancient wound scars. He spoke an outlandish brogue, an amalgam of Arcadian and Spartan dialects. I introduced my object cautiously, fencing with words. Dracios brusquely interrupted and came straight to the point.
'You want me to waylay Broteas on the road to Pisa and kill him ? Consider it done, my lord.'
I blinked. 'How did you know?'
Dracios hawked and spat, ground his foot on the gob. 'Why d'you think I'm in Sparta? Not for fun, I promise you - hate the infernal place. Give me Aigion any day. Let's arrange the details and I'll be on my way.'
Cautiously I mentioned payment - an obstacle barring the road to attainment like a landslip crashed from a mountain. The services of Dracios and his gang must come exceedingly expensive; and I owned no cattle or sheep, only a meagre hoard of bronze from King Tyndareus' bounty.
The chieftain checked my stumbling inquiry.
'All fixed.' He saw the question shuddering on my lips, and held up a horny, filthy hand. 'No names, no punishment drill. Now, I'll see Broteas pass on his way to Sparta, and will watch for his return.' Dracios cackled coarsely. 'With a blushing bride in tow. When do you intend to appear, my lord?'
'We'll plan particulars later. Foolish to mount an operation without reconnoitring the scene. I'll come with you to Aigion.'
I left Sparta unadvertised and travelled to Dracios' stronghold a long day's journey distant, Talthybius driving the chariot. I told my Companion we went to examine a possible hunting ground: how much he swallowed, then or later, I do not know. (I had debated bringing Menelaus into the plot, and decided against. My brother had old-fashioned notions about gentlemanly behaviour and what a Hero could honourably do and couldn't. I am constantly surprised that, holding these ideas, he rules Sparta so efficiently today.)
Aigion materialized as a small rock-ramparted eyrie perched on a hilltop, the inhabitants impoverished and brutish. Dracios did not improve on acquaintance; his attitude was disrespectful, his manners abominable. I suppose he must have been a Hero of sorts descended from a family tucked away for generations in this remote mountain fastness, living by cattle raiding and inexorably reverting to the barbaric existence of Achaea's population before Zeus descended from Crete. His followers were the roughest, toughest scoundrels I have seen.
Some way short of Aigion the trackway narrowed to a defile piercing wooded, precipitous hills. I picked this as the likeliest place for an ambush: Dracios' bandits could hide in the trees and fall unannounced on the Pisans. The chieftain concurred; and after making detailed plans I returned to Sparta where I learned Broteas was setting out from Pisa to claim his bride.
King Tyndareus off-handedly passed me the information while inspecting an annexe he was building to the palace. (In Sparta, unconfined by walls, expansion offers no problems; all you do is knock down humbler dwellings.) He added, 'I'll have to entertain the fellow, lay on junketings and banquets. I hope they won't interfere with any arrangements you've made. I hear you're going to hunt in a new and promising area.'