Read Vicki's Work of Heart Online
Authors: Rosie Dean
Tags: #Literature & Fiction, #Humor & Satire, #Humorous, #Women's Fiction, #Contemporary Women, #Contemporary Fiction, #General Humor, #Humor
Well, that would shaft my meeting with Bruno into oblivion.
‘Absolutely. I’ll be there.’
I asked a whole bunch of questions to clarify the situation. The product was a new beauty range. I would need a convincing makeover to pull this one off. She was emailing me all the gen, the press releases and a cheat sheet of things to say. Her company would pay for my rail fare and accommodation.
‘Can’t I stay with you?’
‘You need to be on site.’
‘Who else will be there?’
‘Me, of course.’
‘But you’re ill…’
‘I won’t be there all day – just when I need to be. Don’t worry, I won’t be snogging anyone. Nobody will die,’ she added with emphasis. ‘So is that a yes?’
‘Erm…’ There was just one problem – Christophe. How would he take it? I’d put a match to the blue touch paper, launched the turd rocket at the fan, and was doing a runner before the fallout landed.
‘Vicki, what’s stopping you?’
‘Nothing, really. To be honest, it’s exactly what I need, right now.’
‘Good. You’re not worried about cooking Christophe his dinner, are you?’
‘Well, there is that.’
‘Listen, I’ll call him in the morning and talk him round. I’ve got him out of some scrapes in the past, I’m sure he’ll give you a break.’
‘No! No, I should be the one to ask him.’
‘Suit yourself. I’ll ring you in the morning.’
She hung up so I didn’t have chance to pour out my sordid and sorry tale. Although, on reflection, it might be better told face to face. Preferably when we were old, grey and senile.
You can do a lot of thinking on a train hurtling through France in the driving rain. I certainly did. I replayed every flattering, encouraging, dishonest word Daniel had ever spoken to me. I took every one of those words, negated it and got off at Paris Austerlitz Station, convinced I’d been kidding myself that I could become a proper artist. I wasn’t even sure I was fit to teach. My suitcase felt lead-lined as I dragged it behind me.
In the station concourse, I spotted a man holding a large white and red sign with my name printed on it – printed – not scrawled in marker pen. I smiled and headed towards him.
‘Mademoiselle Marchant,’ he said, using that same soft ‘ch’ Christophe used. I felt a pang – a poignancy for lost opportunities. Christophe had actually looked relieved when I’d asked if he’d mind me going to Paris for a few days. ‘Stay longer, if you like,’ he’d said. ‘Probably best if you do. That way, Daniel can’t cause you any trouble.’
So he’d taken me back to the house to pack my best clothes, which amounted to half my wardrobe and barely filled my case. Then he’d dropped me at
Limoges station and driven off without as much as a wave.
The taxi moved slowly through the streets of
Paris until we reached the hotel, where huge, branded flags fluttered outside and massive posters of beautiful women beamed sunnily through the grey drizzle.
Once inside the hotel, I whipped off my coat – it was several seasons old and very much in the school teacher mode – just in time, as Isabelle rushed over to me. Her face was so hollow-cheeked beneath her immaculate make-up, you’d be forgiven for thinking it was still Halloween. Thank heavens I managed not to gasp but my face may have dropped momentarily before lifting into the brightest smile I could manage. She was wearing a buttercup yellow dress that hung loosely on her normally curvy frame. I threw my arms around her and began to hug her tightly, but slackened off for fear I might snap her in two. ‘Izzy, there’s nothing of you,’ I said stepping back and holding her hands.
‘Great, isn’t it?’ she smiled. ‘All those years I’ve stayed off carbs and one dose of flu does the trick.’
Now was not the time to say I preferred the fuller version. ‘Honey, you always look gorgeous.’
She smiled a grateful but knowing smile. ‘I’m greeting the client at twelve,’ she said. ‘Here’s your room key, it’s fourth floor, the lift’s over there. Freshen up then meet me on stand number six. Okay?’
‘Okay.’
She squeezed my hand and said, ‘So glad you’re here.’ Then she whipped round and speedwalked back into the main hall.
The room was splendid. Izzy had left a comprehensive array of cosmetics on the dressing table and a name badge for me. I opened my case. The Dyed Wedding Dress lay clean on top. Beneath it my shoes shimmered crimson. Third time lucky, I thought as I lifted them out of the case.
I dressed, swept my hair up into a silver butterfly clasp and applied some of the expensive lipstick. I thought I looked the part. Yes. I was going to schmooze the silk socks off those corporate honchos. I really hoped I wouldn’t let Izzy down. My recent record on reliability wasn’t exactly stellar.
If I’d thought teaching was tough on the feet, I hadn’t experienced handing out leaflets at a trade show whilst wearing cripplingly high, crimson stilettos. But I really had nothing to moan about because, by lunchtime, Izzy looked done in. She’d sailed through her thirty minutes with the client and appeared to chatter comfortably with other celebs of the cosmetic cosmos, but I could see perspiration glistening on her face. ‘Here,’ I said, pressing my room key into her hand, ‘go and lie down.’
I watched in wonder as she took it from me without argument. ‘Thanks, pumpkin. You’re a star.’
I’d ear-wigged a lot during the last hour and picked up enough from my cheat-sheet and Izzy’s patter to make a passable impact during the following three hours. I was particularly proud of my performance with Margo – a buyer from a large chain of Dutch department stores. Descriptors like glowing, silky, dewy and radiant dripped into my spiel like beauty serum.
‘Well, of course,’ Margo said – clearly jaded from a decade or two listening to sales patter, ‘most products make these claims, but I want to know why our clientele would choose Mineral Cosmetics over their usual brand?’
‘It’s the new, ingenious science they’ve applied to the development of their products, enriching the formula so that it truly has a rejuvenating quality. Eighty percent of the ingredients are derived from organically grown resources.’
Margo nodded and fondled one of the sample tubes in the complimentary goody basket. ‘And...?’
‘There’s been concentrat
ed research on our improved use of flavanoids, which as we all know…’ I rushed on, since I had absolutely no idea what they were and prayed she wouldn’t ask, ‘are essential for improved skin texture.’
She picked up the freebie lip balm and made eye contact.
I smiled but her look said she wanted more. ‘As you’ll see, that particular product is rich in Omega 3, for nourishing the lips.’
‘Hmmmm.’ She replaced the lip balm and glanced around the stand. I was losing her.
Amongst the beautifully shot botanical photos, were images of Europe’s leading trio of gorgeous classical songbirds – Tre Cantate – who Minerals Cosmetics had signed for their launch campaign. I decided to busk it. ‘Tre Cantate have been using the products since the first trials. Just their association with the range will guarantee superb coverage and instant absorption by the cosmetic buying public.’
Margo glanced back at me, a glimmer in her eye. ‘How agreeable would Tre Cantate be to a personal appearance in our flagship store?’
‘I’m very glad you asked,’ I said and then leaned forward, dropping my voice to a more intimate level. I didn’t want anybody overhearing the bullshit I was about to spread. ‘They have pencilled in a couple of dates for such appearances. But it’s yet to be decided where those events will take place. If you’d like your store to be considered, give me your card and I’ll make sure Isabelle Masson gets it.’
‘Who’s she?’ Margo asked, rather rudely.
‘Isabelle Masson is running all PR for this product launch. She will be very influential in the decision.’
‘Is she here?’
I wasn’t about to drag Izzy from her bed so I spread some more of the smelly stuff. ‘You’ve just missed her. She’s in tele-conferences for the rest of today, negotiating with some top Hollywood actors about representing a forthcoming range of male grooming products.’
That got her eyebrows moving. ‘I see.’ She handed her basket of freebies to me so she could fish in her bag for a business card. As she passed it over, she said, ‘Perhaps Isabelle could call me tomorrow?’
‘I’m sure she’ll call you just as soon as she is free.’
‘Thank you…’ she peered at my badge as she retrieved the basket, ‘…Vicki. Enjoy the rest of your day.’
‘You too, Margo.’ I beamed after her, and stuffed the business card into my bra.
When the first day’s event came to a close, I couldn’t get up to my room fast enough but I practically had to perform a military tattoo on the door, to rouse Izzy. To say she looked rough would be charitable. She’d slept in her dress which was so crumpled that, over her newly skeletal frame, she looked like a street urchin, and she had a consumptive cough to go with it.
‘What can I get you?’ I asked as she stepped back to sit on the edge of the bed. ‘A hot drink? Do you have any medicine?’
‘I have some water. I’ll be fine. I’ve just woken up.’ The last time I saw Izzy looking this bad was after her twenty-first birthday, which had involved a tray of Margaritas and a
Havana cigar the size of a marrow.
‘Get into that bed, now, while I order you a hot drink. What would you like?’
She scrambled back up the bed and lay against the pillows. ‘Just mint tea, please.’
‘In bed would be best, Izzy. But take the dress off first.’
At the pathetic look she gave me, I leapt over and hugged her, then helped her out of the dress; not letting her see my reaction to the sight of her angular shoulder blades, and the bra cups dimpling over her reduced cleavage.
She wasn’t supposed to be staying at the hotel, but no way was I bundling her into a taxi to go home. Especially since I knew her mother had gone back to
Bordeaux. If necessary, I would sleep on the little couch. ‘Are you sure you don’t need a doctor?’ I asked as she settled into bed.
‘No. I have some antibiotics for my chest infection but there’s nothing else he can do.’
‘You’re sure it’s just flu?’ I asked tentatively, convinced she should be tucked up in bed under medical supervision – and I was no Florence Nightingale.
‘Positive. I just had it badly.’
I rang down for some mint tea and a coffee for myself. Then, with massive relief, kicked off my shoes and felt my toes spreading, like little sponges, back into their natural form.
‘Thanks for helping me out,’ she said.
‘Absolute pleasure.’ I bent forward to loosen the kinks in my spine.
‘I know, it’s hard on the feet and back, isn’t it?’ she reached out and stroked my back. ‘You should have a bath.’
After an indulgent groan, I unfolded. ‘Nope, a shower’s fine. But first, let’s look at the room service menu.’
‘You choose,’ she said, closing her eyes.
I selected tomato soup, two Caesar salads – we both needed our greens – mushroom risotto for me and chicken casserole for Izzy, and two fruit salads. She was surely going to eat something from that selection. Oh, and half a bottle of Sancerre for me.
I left her dozing while I had my shower, then pulled on my jimmies. Izzy stirred and said, ‘Feeling refreshed?’
‘Very.’ I sat on the bed next to her and put my feet up. ‘Do you do these events all the time?’ I asked, despairing for my friend’s sanity.
‘Ugh, no.’ She hauled herself up into a sitting position. ‘The real work is in the preparation, the copywriting, the press chats. The shows are a necessary evil. You have to be seen at them – especially with a new product.’
‘Well, hats off to you. I thought facing year nines on a windy day was bad enough, but at least I didn’t have to be relentlessly cheerful. Poor you.’
‘Hmmm, poor me.’
I handed her Margo Nieman’s business card. ‘I have a confession to make…’ and trotted out my Tre Cantate story, along with the Hollywood idol subplot.
Izzy grinned back at me. ‘Who told you about the personal appearances?’
‘What? You mean, they’re for real. I didn’t just make it up?’
‘It’s our special telepathy at work.’ My jaw dropped as she continued. ‘They’re actually doing six dates, coinciding with their European tour but it’s not public knowledge – yet.’
‘Wow! Mineral Cosmetics must be throwing a load of dosh at this new range.’
‘Oh yes. It’s why I absolutely have to be here.’ She sank the dregs of her water bottle and leaned her head on my shoulder. I leaned my head on her head. We stared at each other in the mirror opposite. She gave me one of her, I’m-glad-you’re-my-friend smiles, which I returned. There was a pause. Inevitably, the story about Daniel would have to come out, so I don’t know why I was sitting there waiting for it. I wasn’t keen on having to fess up to yet another miscalculation of human nature. I felt like a fly bashing itself against a window but never learning anything.
Sure enough, she said, ‘How’re things with Daniel?’
I was tempted to say ‘fine’, and change the subject. I’d even considered my story – we were cooling it; he had a book to write; I was concentrating on my painting, blah, blah, cough, cough. But I knew it would come out in the end so I said, ‘Oh, you know. Exactly how you’d expect them to be. He’s a lying shit and I’m getting over him. By the way, have you taken your antibiotics, this evening?’
She blinked and sat up. ‘Yes. Now, tell me what happened with Daniel.’
I had thought very carefully about this. Christophe’s family secret might stay a secret, if he could pay Daniel enough money to bury the story. It wasn’t my place to air their dirty linen on the Champs Elysées. Hence, my version of events concentrated on the reason for Daniel’s espionage being Colette’s
art collection. ‘So you see,’ I concluded, ‘I’m not quite the Next Great Thing in the art world, after all.’
Izzy, pragmatic as ever said, ‘But you never expected to be, did you?’
‘Not really.’
‘The guy sounds like a creep.’
‘That’s what Christophe said.’
‘Good. There’s hope for him, after all.’
‘What do you mean?’ I said, hackles rising.
‘I mean…Christophe and I don’t usually see eye to eye.’
‘Oh.’
‘On the up-side, you can carry on painting without the complication of a relationship. You got something out of it, didn’t you – he introduced you to that guy with the gallery?’
‘I think that was just a set-up.’
‘Maybe, maybe not. Depends how long Daniel was planning on…you know…’
‘Using me. You can say it.’
After a brief coughing fit, she asked, ‘Did he take you anywhere nice?’
‘Couple of restaurants, the museum…’ I thought about the lovely river walk we’d done and my first painting of the boy fishing. ‘Yes, I got something out of it.’