"V" is for Vengeance (7 page)

It wasn't until I hauled my vacuum cleaner from the trunk of my car that I noticed the fellow sitting on my steps, smoking a cigarette. His blue jeans had faded to white at the knee and his brown boots were scuffed. He had wide shoulders, and his shirt was a royal blue satin, unbuttoned to the waist, the sleeves rolled up above his biceps. The name Dodie was scrawled in cursive along his right forearm. For a moment I drew a blank, and then his name popped to mind.

He grinned, gold incisors flashing in his weathered face. “You don't recognize me,” he remarked as I came up the walk.

“I do too. You're Pinky Ford. Last I heard, you were in jail.”

“I've been a free man since last May. I admit I was picked up Friday on a DUI, but I got sprung. That's what friends are for is how I look at it. Anyways, I had business over at the jail this morning and seeing's how I was in the neighborhood, I decided to stop by and see how you were doing. How you been?” His voice was raspy from a lifetime of smoking.

“Fine, thanks. And you?”

“Good enough,” he said. He didn't seem to register the Hoover upright and I didn't explain. It wasn't any of his business if I was working as a part-time char. He flipped his cigarette onto the walkway and stood up, brushing off his jeans. He was my height, five six, wiry, bowlegged, and brown from too much sun. His arms and chest were muscular, veins running across like piping. He'd been a jockey in his youth until he got tossed one time too many and decided he'd better find another line of work. He'd started smoking when he was ten and continued the habit as an adult because it was the only way to keep his weight including tack under the 126 pounds required for the Kentucky Derby, which he'd ridden in twice. This was long before his personal fortunes had gone into reverse. He'd kept on smoking for much the same reason any habitual criminal does, to break up the time while he was in the joint.

I put down my vacuum cleaner and unlocked the door, talking to him over my shoulder. “You're lucky you caught me. I don't usually come in on Saturdays.”

I ushered him into the office ahead of me, noting that his limp was pronounced. I knew how he felt. Pinky was in his sixties, coal black hair, black brows, and deep lines around his mouth. He sported the ghost of a mustache and the shadow of a goatee. There was a band of white on his left wrist where he'd shed a watch.

“I'm about to put on a pot of coffee if you'd like a cup.”

“Couldn't hurt.”

After his passion for racing was squelched, his second calling was a long, inglorious career as a nonresidential burglar. I did hear he'd eventually taken to burgling houses, but I hadn't had that confirmed. He was the man who'd given me a set of key picks in a leather case years before, essential tools on those occasions when a locked door stands between me and something I want.

He'd hired me during one of his stints in prison when he'd been worried about his wife, the aforementioned Dodie, convinced she was dallying with the guy next door. She was actually being faithful (as far as I could tell), which I'd reported after sitting surveillance off and on for a month. He gave me the picks in lieu of payment, since his cash reserves were all illegally acquired and had to be returned.

“Why burglary?” I'd asked once.

He'd flashed me a modest smile. “I'm a natural. You know, because I'm a skinny guy and agile as a cat. I can squeeze in through places lot of other fellows can't. Job's more physical than you'd think. I can do a hundred one-arm push-ups, fifty either side.”

“Good for you,” I'd said.

“There's actually a trick to it, something a fellow taught me up in Soledad.”

“You'll have to show me sometime.”

I put on a pot of coffee and went to my desk, where I sat down in my swivel chair and propped my feet on the edge. Meanwhile, Pinky remained standing, scanning my office with an eye to where the valuables might be kept.

He shook his head. “This is a comedown. Last I saw, you had an office over on State Street. Nice location. Very nice. This—I don't know so much. I guess I'm used to seeing you in classier digs.”

“I appreciate the vote of confidence,” I remarked. With Pinky, there wasn't any point in taking offense. He might be a repeat offender but he was never guilty of subterfuge.

When the coffee was done I filled two mugs and handed him one before I returned to my swivel chair. Pinky finally settled into one of my two visitor's chairs, sucking in hot coffee with a series of slurping sounds. “This is good. I like it strong.”

“Thanks. How's Dodie?”

“Good. She's great. She's gone into direct sales, like an entrepreneur.”

“Selling what?”

“Nothing door-to-door. She's a personal beauty consultant for a big national company, Glorious Womanhood. You probably heard of it.”

“Don't think so,” I said.

“Well, it's bigger than Mary Kay. It's Christian-based. She sets up these home parties for bunches of women. Not our place but someone else's, where they serve food. Then she'll do makeovers, demonstrating products you can order on the spot. Last month, she edged out the regional manager for top sales.”

“Sounds like she's doing well. I'm impressed.”

“Me too. I guess the regional manager was fit to be tied. Nobody ever beat her out before, but Dodie's purpose-driven when she puts her mind to it. Used to be when I was gone, she'd get all mopey and depressed. I'd be doing hard time and she'd be laying around watching TV and eating fatty snacks. We'd talk on the phone and I'd try to get her motivated—you know, building up her self-esteem—but it never did much good. Then she hears about this business opportunity, similar to a franchise or something like that. I didn't think much of it at the time because she never stuck to anything until this came along. This past year, she's earned enough to buy a Cadillac and qualify for a free vacation cruise.”

“Where to?”

“The Caribbean . . . St. Thomas . . . and around in there. A flight to Fort Lauderdale and then onto the ship.”

“You going with her?”

“Sure. If I can get myself set. Two of us have never been on a vacation together. It's tough to make plans when we never know if I'll be in jail or out. Something like this, I don't want to be dependent on her moneywise. The trip is all-expenses-paid, but there's incidentals—on-shore excursions and the casino when you're out at sea. Two of the six nights formal wear's required so I'll have to rent me a tux. Can you picture it? I always swore I'd have to be dead before you caught me in one, but she's all excited about the dress she had made. Not that she'd show me. She says it'd be bad luck, like seeing a bride decked out in her wedding finery before you get to the church. It's a knockoff of a gown Debbie Reynolds wore one year to the Academy Awards. There's even a good possibility she'll be crowned Glorious Woman of the Year.”

“Wouldn't that be something,” I said. I let him go on telling the story his way. I knew he had a problem—why else would he be here?—but the faster I pushed him, the sooner I'd be in the bathroom, scrubbing the toilet bowl. I figured that could wait.

“Anyways, I'm giving you the background.”

“I assumed as much.”

“Thing is, my wife's got this engagement ring. One-point-five-carat diamond set in platinum, worth three grand easy. I know, because I had it appraised two days after it came into my possession. This was in Texas some time ago. She hasn't been wearing it because she says it's too loose and bothers her every time she goes to wash her hands.”

“I can't wait to see where you're going with this.”

“Yeah, well, that's the other thing. She's lost a lot of weight. She looks like a runway model only bigger in the tush. You probably don't remember, but she used to be . . . I won't say fat, but on the far side of plump. The past fifteen months, she's taken off sixty pounds. I came home, I didn't recognize her. That's how good she looks.”

“Wow. I love success stories. How'd she manage it?”

“Diet supplement, an over-the-counter upper that's not FDA regulated because, technically speaking, it's not a drug. She's so buzzed all the time, she forgets to eat. She has to be on the go every minute or she gets whacked out from too much nervous energy. As a side benefit, the house's never looked so good. Drop of a hat, she'll do all the windows, inside and out. Anyways, she tossed the ring in her jewelry box six months back and she hasn't touched it since. Now she wants to have it sized so she can wear it on the cruise. She's all stressed out because she can't find it anywhere, so I said I'd look.”

“You hocked it.”

“Pretty much. I want to do right by her, but I'm low on funds and it's tough to find work. I don't like taking handouts from the woman I love. Problem is, the skills I have aren't exactly in demand. What happened was, I put together a stake using the ring as collateral on a four-month loan. This was way last spring after I got out of Soledad. I went down to Santa Anita to play the ponies. I don't get to the track every couple of months, I tend to brood. I'm a moody guy to begin with and the nags take my mind off.”

“Let me guess. You lost your shirt and now you need to get the ring back before she figures out what you did.”

“There you have it. I couldn't come up with the principal so I paid the interest and rolled it over for another four months. Now that's up and the ten-day grace runs out Tuesday of next week. I don't pay, that's the last I see of it, which would break my poor heart. Hers, too, if she found out.”

“How much?”

“Two hundred.”

“That's all you got for a ring worth three grand?”

“Sad, but true. The guy lowballed me on the deal, but it's not like I had any choice. I can't borrow from a bank. I mean, picture the loan docs, me wanting two hundred dollars for a hundred and twenty days. Can't be done. So now I owe the two in cash plus another twenty-five in interest. Be honest about it, I might not get the money back to you right away. I mean, eventually, sure.”

I stared at him while I considered his request. I had cash in my wallet so I wasn't worried about that. The key picks he'd given me had served me well, as had the tutorial he'd provided before he got sent up. Also counting in his favor was the fact that I liked the man. Profession aside, he was a good-hearted soul. Even a burglar suffers the occasional financial woes. Finally, I said, “How about this? I won't give you the cash, but I'll go with you to the pawnshop and pay the guy myself.”

His look was pained. “You don't trust me?”

“Sure I do, but let's not tempt fate.”

“You're tough.”

“I'm a realist. Your car or mine?”

“Mine's in the shop. You can drop me off there afterward and I'll pick it up.”

Santa Teresa Jewelry and Loan is located two doors down from a gun shop on lower State Street. There's a gas station across the street and a tattoo parlor around the corner. The area is short on tourists and long on bums, perfect for urban renewal if the city ever gets around to it. The pawnshop itself is narrow, wedged between a thrift shop and a package liquor store. Pinky held the door for me and I went in.

Inside, the air carried the faint scent of alcohol, which stirred when the door closed behind us. A percentage of the cash out on loan probably traveled next door to the liquor store, where the exchange rate was keyed to red wine of the lowest denomination. A green neon sign with the three-ball symbol for a pawnshop sputtered at a speed that would cause seizures in the unsuspecting.

To my right, high up on the wall, fifteen hocked paintings had been mounted, artfully arranged around a security camera, angled on the two of us. This allowed me to view myself in full color as seen from above, me checking out the camera while the camera checked me. In my jeans and turtleneck I looked like a homeless person down on her luck. Below the paintings, shelves held an assortment of power tools, air tools, hand tools, nail guns, and socket wrench sets. The lower shelves were crowded with secondhand electronics: clocks, headphones, stereo speakers, turntables, radios, and big clunky television sets with screens the size of the windows in airplanes.

On the left, a row of guitars hung behind the counter, along with enough violins, flutes, and horns to constitute a small-town orchestra. A series of glass display cases ran the length of the shop, holding tray after tray of rings, watches, bracelets, and coins. Dispirited household items—a child's bone-china tea set, a ceramic vase, a cut-crystal figurine, and four graduated teak nesting bowls—sat together on a shelf. There were no books, no weapons, and no articles of clothing.

This was where once-cherished items came to roost, sentiment surrendered for cash. I pictured a constant round-robin of relinquishment and redemption, items converted into currency and then claimed again as personal fortunes improved. People moved, people died, people retired into nursing homes where there was so little space that much of what they owned had to be sold, given away, or abandoned at the curb.

The place was doing better business than I'd expected. One man took down a wall-mounted leaf blower that he examined for some time before he carried it to the counter to purchase. A second man browsed the electronics while a third at the rear labored to affix his signature to a document with a shaky hand. Of the four employees I counted, two greeted Pinky by name.

The woman who stepped forward to assist him was middle-aged, with wavy red-gold hair that she parted on the side. A two-inch-wide swath of gray hair showed at the roots. Her eyeglasses were framed in thick black plastic that seemed too emphatic for her fair coloring. She wore slacks and a white cotton blouse with a bow at the collar, apparently meant to disguise the width of her neck, which put her in a league with weight lifters given to heavy steroid use. She winked at him, held up a finger, and then retired to the back room. She returned moments later with a padded tray covered in black velvet.