Undead and Done (23 page)

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Betsy accidentally changed the timeline in
Undead and Unfinished
. Jessica hadn't been pregnant in the old timeline. Now she was a mother, and devoted to her boyfriend, Detective Dick Berry.

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We got the backstory in
Undead and Unfinished
.

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Pop = soda, like Coke. It's a Midwestern thing. I make no apologies for it, or anything Midwestern.

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It's true! The coup that wasn't took place in
Undead and Unwary
. Betsy looked fabulous throughout.

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Antonia's backstory can be found in
Dead and Loving It
.

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BabyJon is Betsy's half brother, the child of her father and her late stepmother, Antonia. Betsy is his legal guardian.

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Trick question! It's all times in Hell.

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Ancient Betsy, an older Betsy from an alternate timeline, did it. Then she vanished forever without explaining herself, because she's an asshat.

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From
Undead and Unforgiven.

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Undead and Unforgiven
. So gross.

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Lawrence was a real guy! He helped the settlers work with the natives and vice versa, and yep, that's the nickname he got for it.

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Nostro, frequently referred to by Betsy as Nostril,
Undead and Unwed
. He was a humongous dick.

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This actually happened to me at one of my day jobs. He was bewildered that Plan Paper Clip didn't work. I was bewildered that someone had given him a master's degree.

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Undead and Unwed
. All the madness starts here!

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Cookbooks without pictures are lame. That is all.

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Soooo much stuff happened:
Undead and Unwelcome
.

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No, really! Doctors and nurses are the
best
.

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Kind of. She did go back in time, but she didn't bring a flashlight. Should've, though:
Undead and Unfinished
.

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So. Much.
Undead and Unforgiven.

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Undead and Uneasy
,
Undead and Unworthy
.

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Author's note: I'm not great at thinking up names.

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You bet it does!

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Yep.

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Anyone who loves lutefisk might be a sociopath. Just sayin'.

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Undead and Unstable.

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She's not. You can catch Fred's backstory in
Sleeping with the Fishes
.

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It's actually called Faneuil Hall. I'm embarrassed to tell you how long I lived in Boston before I realized that. It was more than a year. That's how dim I am.

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Stressful, but in a good way. Except for the attempted mass murder.
Undead and Underwater.

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It's true. The Ant is literally the worst. And I say that in a book stuffed with plotters, killers, and devils.

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He does! But in a cute way. Look, I'm from the Midwest; I
like
potatoes. It's not an insult.

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Onnie Betsy is baby talk for Auntie Betsy, as close as the twins could come to saying that when they were toddlers. As with many unthinkable, annoying family nicknames, it stuck. Signed, MJ “Daddy Long Legs” Davidson.

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Undead and Unfinished.

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Never!

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Undead and Unwary.

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Yeah, no.

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Babies do that. I'm sure of it. Malicious pee and rage poop.

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Undead and Unfinished.

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Bilateral rales. Very not good.

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Because they did. And what a story it is!