Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader (85 page)

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Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
Earth’s Greatest Hits
Medium
Name That Voice
Go, Granny, Go
Warning Labels
Brand Names
A Barrel of Laughs
Medium
What Side Are You On?
Brits vs. Yanks

POLITICS

Short

Politalks

Medium
Animal Science
Double Trouble
Medium
Strange Tourist Attractions

THAT’S DEATH

Short

Famous Last Words

Curses!

BUSINESS

Short

Odd Promotions

Medium
Pudge Goes Pro
Bagpiper’s Fungus
Happiness Is

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Short

Origin of Nachos

Celebrity Gossip

SPIES & CONSPIRACIES

Medium

Spy Hunt: Gray Deceiver, Part I

Moles and Mice
Medium
The Politically Correct Quiz #1
Royal Purple
Unlikely Best Sellers
Uncle John’s Creative Teaching Awards
Weird Beauty Pageants
Random Origins
The Dawn of Fertilization
Wide World of Weird Sports
But Wait! There’s More!
Dumb Crooks
D. B. Cooper

I WILL SURVIVE

Short

Uncle John Helps Out Around the House

You Yell, We Shell!
Strange Inventions
Unplanned World Records
The First Black American Sea Captain
A Room of Her Own
Medium
The Woman Emperor
Hoax!

MYTHS AND LEGENDS

Short

What Dreams Mean

Long
The Little Rascals
It’s a Weird, Weird World
Brainteasers
Fabulous Flop: The Delorean, Part I
Commie Crabs and Third-Reich Raccoons
Fictionary
Hamburger 911
Food of the Gods
Local Hero: Leroy Gorham
When Real Life Becomes Reel Life
The Foggiest Place on Earth
Uncle John’s Page of Lists

HUT HUT HIKE!

Short

Football Names

The Wind Eagle

MUSIC

Short

Musical Notes

According to the Latest Research
A Peach of an Election
Plop, Plop, Quiz, Quiz
Rocking-Chair Rockers
Name Your Poison

POP SCIENCE

Short

Anatomy of a Hiccup

Bathroom News
Alternate TV Guide
Long
The Great Pig War
Ratherisms
The Death of Superman
Odd Facts about Charles Dickens
It’s a Weird, Weird Crime
The Sad Tale of Centralia
The Doctor is Out (of His Mind)
Nudes & Prudes

PUBLIC LIVES

Short

Famous Dropouts

Medium
The Body Farm
Video Stinkers
Long
The Birth of the NFL, Part I
What a Dish!
UJPORAD
Word Origins
Good Dog!
Bad Dog!
Lost in Translation
You Want Fries with That?
Famous Lasts
Long
The Leaded Gas Conspiracy
You Call That Art?
What a Doll

TRICKS & HOAXES

Short

Just Plane Weird

Oops!
Why Ask Why?
Modern Maladies
Long
BRI Survival Guide
Senate Scuffles
Tongue Twisters
Two-Timing
Street Number Numerology
Getting Personal
My Other Vehicle is in Orbit
The King’s Jewels
The 12 Days of Mythmas
Forgotten History: Shays’ Rebellion
Spelling Test
Fake News
Edited for Sensitivity
Long
Tick Tock Timeline

HEROES AND VILLAINS

Short

Kid Stuff

LAW AND ORDER

Short

Looney Laws

The Death Ray!
The Curse of the Cursing Stone
Here Comes the Spammobile!

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