Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader (90 page)
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Authors: Bathroom Readers' Institute
“Q” is the only letter of the alphabet that doesn't occur in the name of any state.
(Answers from page 250)
1.
A butterfly
2.
Few
3.
Candle
4.
Glove
5.
The letter M
6.
Deck of cards
7.
Pair of eyes
8.
Dictionary
9.
Anchor
10.
Postage stamp
11.
Your breath
12.
Cloud
13.
Drum
14.
Rainbow
15.
Road
16.
An hourglass
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