Twisting My Melon (47 page)
Authors: Shaun Ryder
Me and Kermit on tour with his girlfriend Sarah and Danny Saber’s wife Helen.
Me doing my best to plug Admiral with the reformed Happy Mondays in 1999. Rowetta, Bez (
front
), Our Paul, me, Wags, Lee Mullen (
front
), Nuts, Gaz Whelan and Ben Leach.
Me and Russell Watson with matching haircuts in Barcelona in 2000, filming the video for our version of the Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé song.
Me and Bez in 2005. Why on earth did Joanne let me leave the house with that fucking Mohican?!
Me and my wife Joanne on the red carpet at the National Television Awards in January 2011.
Me skydiving on
I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!
I couldn’t breathe and thought I was going to pass out live on air like a right goon.
Me and my manager, Warren Askew, who has helped me become what we jokingly call ‘Showbiz Shaun’.
Me on
This Morning
with the incredibly handsome and cool Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.
Me and my moobs preparing to go into the jungle for
I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!
Being bitten by a snake in the jungle. People always ask to see the scar from the snakebite, but there isn’t one.
Showbiz Shaun and Stacey on stage at the National Television Awards.
Me eating kangaroo cock or something. Whatever I had to eat, it was a piece of piss compared to spending time with Gillian McKeith.
Me doing my best to plug Admiral with the reformed Happy Mondays in 1999. Rowetta, Bez (front
), Our Paul, me, Wags, Lee Mullen (
front
), Nuts, Gaz Whelan and Ben Leach.
Me and Russell Watson with matching haircuts in Barcelona in 2000, filming the video for our version of the Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé song.
Me and Bez in 2005. Why on earth did Joanne let me leave the house with that fucking Mohican?!
Me and my wife Joanne on the red carpet at the National Television Awards in January 2011.
Me skydiving onI’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!
I couldn’t breathe and thought I was going to pass out live on air like a right goon.
Me and my manager, Warren Askew, who has helped me become what we jokingly call ‘Showbiz Shaun’.
Me onThis Morning
with the incredibly handsome and cool Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.
Me and my moobs preparing to go into the jungle forI’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!
Being bitten by a snake in the jungle. People always ask to see the scar from the snakebite, but there isn’t one.
Showbiz Shaun and Stacey on stage at the National Television Awards.
Me eating kangaroo cock or something. Whatever I had to eat, it was a piece of piss compared to spending time with Gillian McKeith.
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