Twilight at Mac's Place (26 page)

A long silence followed. Mott finally ended it by clearing his throat and saying, “I don’t think Erika and I should hear any more. In fact, we may’ve heard too much already.”

“Okay,” Haynes said.

“I want to ask one question,” she said.

Haynes nodded.

“When he said you’d know who to ask for help, who did he mean?”

“Padillo,” Haynes said. “Who else?”

It was easier to find the sender than an open service station after midnight. But
Haynes finally found one far out on Georgia Avenue, almost to Silver Spring, where the old Cadillac made a hit with the two young black attendants and a gaggle of equally young kibitzers, who offered a steady stream of advice, if not assistance.

Haynes pulled into the full-service bay and got out. He almost had to shout to make himself heard over the extra-loud boombox rap. After he asked one of the attendants to fill it up, check under the hood and make sure the tires were okay, Haynes began his search for the sender by running an exploratory palm beneath the fenders. When the attendant, who now had the hood up, asked in a near shout what he was looking for, Haynes shouted back, “Rattles.”

He found the sender stuck up underneath the left rear fender. It was the ZC-II model, made in Singapore, and much favored by DEA agents—at least by the several Haynes had met in Los Angeles. Back behind the wheel of the Cadillac, he showed the transmitter to Erika, who examined it curiously. “This the stick-on magnet?” she said, touching its smooth, dark gray side.

“Right.”

“What’ll you do with it?”

“Send it on its way.”

“How?”

“That cab in the self-service bay?”

She looked and nodded.

“Let’s go ask how much the fare is to Dulles. You do the asking.”

They got out of the Cadillac and started toward the middle-aged cabdriver who was putting 87 octane into his two-year-old Chevrolet Caprice sedan. Erika went first. Haynes followed, using a white handkerchief to wipe fender grime from his hands.

“Excuse me,” Erika said to the driver.

He nodded at her, neither friendly nor unfriendly. Haynes dropped the handkerchief and knelt to retrieve it. The driver gave him a glance, then looked back at Erika.

“I need to go to Dulles to meet someone coming in on a Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt, and I was wondering how much the fare is?”

Still kneeling, Haynes pressed the sender up against the taxi’s frame just as the driver said, “This time of night I can’t go out there for less’n sixty.”

Haynes rose as Erika smiled ruefully and said, “That’s what I was afraid of. Sorry.”

“So ’m I, lady.”

She turned to Haynes. “Sixty.”

“Jesus,” Haynes said.

They went back to the Cadillac. Erika got in while Haynes handed a twenty to the attendant, who wanted to know the year of the Cadillac’s manufacture.

“ ’Seventy-six,” said Haynes.

“True slick,” said the attendant and handed Haynes his change.

Looking frequently into his rearview mirror, Haynes turned either west or south every few blocks until he found himself on Nebraska Avenue Northwest, nearing Connecticut Avenue. He turned south on Connecticut and stayed on it. They rode in silence until they reached Calvert Street and were halfway across Taft Bridge. It was then that Erika spoke.

“If you came this way because you’re thinking of dropping me off at Pop’s, forget it.”

“You’ll be safer there.”

“If I wanted safe, prince, I’d’ve taken one look at you and passed.”

“You like getting shot at?”

“No, but it’s a lot more interesting than looking for a job.” She paused. “You want to know what I really like?”

“What?”

“I like eating seventeen-dollar room-service cheeseburgers at the Willard and matching smarts with smooth numbers such as the elegant Mr. Hamilton Keyes and shrewd shitkickers like Sheriff Shipp-with-two-
p
’s, who’s probably twice as bright as most of the guys I ever met. I like checking into out-of-the-way motels and dining on Hershey bars and Ritz crackers. I like Lydia Mott’s full-belly policy and Howie Mott’s brains and Pop’s studied forbearance and Padillo’s panther walk. I like watching you switch from Mr. Manners to Hardcase Haynes of Homicide and back again. But most of all, I like us in bed.”

She paused and added, “You just passed my house.”

“I know.”

“Are we turning around?”

Haynes shook his head.

“Where’re we going—Baltimore?”

“To the Willard.”

“What happened to Baltimore?”

“To hell with Baltimore,” Haynes said.

Haynes inserted the plastic card-key into the slot and opened the door to his room at the Willard. He stepped back out of habit to let Erika enter first, but changed his mind and held out a cautionary right hand. He slipped the hand into the pocket of his topcoat and wrapped it around the butt of McCorkle’s revolver. Then he went in.

There was one light on and it came from a lamp that illuminated the easy chair occupied by Hamilton Keyes, who rose gracefully and said, “I’d almost given you up.”

“Sorry we’re late,” Haynes said.

Keyes parried the thrust with a small polite smile and said, “Good evening, Miss McCorkle.”

“I think evening’s long gone,” she said.

Keyes nodded his agreement and turned back to Haynes. “I apologize for my intrusion, but something’s come up. If I could’ve reached anything other than Howard Mott’s answering machine, I wouldn’t have bothered you.”

“Before you ask him what’s come up,” Erika said, “ask him how he got in.”

“Hotel security let him in,” Haynes said. “After he gave them a brief lecture on how the nation trembles for my safety.”

“I was rather convincing,” Keyes said as he sat back down. “And they were rather anxious not to have another dead body littering their hotel.”

Haynes turned and went to the refrigerator. He opened it and went down on one knee to inventory its contents. “Drink, Mr. Keyes?”

“Thank you, no.”

“Erika?”

“A beer would be good.”

Haynes removed two Heinekens and poured them into a pair of glasses. He handed one to Erika, who was now seated in an easy chair and separated from Keyes by the lamp. Holding his own glass in his left hand, Haynes sat on the bed, facing Keyes. He slipped his right hand back down into the topcoat’s pocket and asked, “What came up?”

Keyes tugged at the vest of his gray worsted suit that had a tiny herringbone weave. He wore a gold watch chain across the vest, but no Phi Beta Kappa key. Haynes assumed the key was lying forgotten in some top bureau drawer.

After the vest was to his liking, Keyes said, “One might say the level of anxiety came up. Or rose. We’d like to advance the meeting to ten tomorrow morning instead of ten Wednesday morning.”

“Who had the anxiety attack?”

“My betters.”

“What about the money?”

“That’s been arranged.”

“So everything remains the same—except the date?”

“Precisely.”

“Then it’s okay with me,” Haynes said. “But I may have to drive out to Mott’s and pound on his door to let him know about the new time.”

“Perhaps you could call him early tomorrow morning.”

“I’ll think about it,” Haynes said.

“Then I’ll disturb you no longer,” Keyes said, rose and picked up the navy-blue cashmere topcoat he had draped over the back of his chair. It was not quite a bow that he gave Erika. “Miss McCorkle.”

“Mr. Keyes.”

Keyes went to the door, opened it, turned once more and said, “Again, my apologies,” and was gone.

There was a brief silence until Erika said, “So what d’you think, chief?”

“He knows how to make an exit,” Haynes said, put his beer down on a table, picked up the bedside phone and tapped out a number.

Herr Horst answered with his usual, “Reservations.”

“This is Granville Haynes. Is Padillo still there?”

“One moment, please.”

After Padillo came on, Haynes said, “I have a problem.”

“Can it be solved over the phone?”

“No.”

“Then you’d better get over here.”

It took twenty minutes for Haynes, seated on the leather couch in the office at Mac’s Place, to tell Padillo about finding the true manuscript; target practice at the Bellevue Motel; the bugged Cadillac and the late night visit from Hamilton Keyes.

Padillo responded with his eyes, using them to signal interest, approval, surprise or simply, “Get on with it.” He sat slumped low in the high-backed chair with his feet up on the partners desk, his shoes off and his hands locked behind his head. Haynes noticed that his socks were again argyle, but this time they offered shades of brown that ranged from chocolate to taupe.

“You say you and Erika read it—Steady’s book?” Padillo said after Haynes stopped talking.

Haynes nodded.

“How was it?”

“It goes very quickly, once your disbelief is hanging by the neck.”

“Then Isabelle must’ve furnished the quick and Steady the embellishment.”

“If the CIA wanted to,” Haynes said, “it could safely issue the thing as the world’s longest press release.”

“They haven’t read it yet?”

“Not that I know of.”

“But they’re still going to bid for it tomorrow, unread or not?”

“Yes.”

“And you’re going to take their money?”

“Right again.”

“Then what’s your problem?”

“This,” Haynes said, reached into a breast pocket and brought out the envelope that contained the note from Tinker Burns and the memo by Gilbert Undean to his files. He handed the envelope to Padillo.

“Read the note from Tinker first,” Haynes said.

Padillo nodded and, stockinged feet still up on the desk, read the note. When finished he shook his head sadly and began the memo from Undean.

After the first paragraph, Padillo’s feet dropped to the floor and he sat up in his chair. He placed the memo on top of the desk and bent over it, elbows on the desk, head in his hands, his concentration total.

When finished, he looked up at Haynes and asked, “Anyone else read this?”

“Just you and I and Tinker Burns.”

“And whoever has the original.”

“I’d almost forgotten about the original.”

Padillo tapped the memo. “Now I understand your problem. Tomorrow you have to be in two places at the same time.”

“Exactly.”

“And you want me to be at the other place.”

“You and McCorkle.”

Padillo grimaced slightly, as if at some seldom-felt tinge of regret or even a pang of self-reproach. “I should’ve told McCorkle.”

“You knew?”

“Not when she came in. She fooled me with her frumpy outfit and that shuffling walk. But when she came out of the office, she was in a hurry, forgot her shuffle and shifted into her long athletic stride that’s hard to forget once you’ve seen it. And that’s when I knew it was Muriel Keyes.”

“But you didn’t know about the fake bomb then?”

“Not then.”

“And you haven’t told McCorkle it was Mrs. Keyes?”

“No. I haven’t told him.”

“Why not?”

“I’m not sure. Maybe because he wasn’t hurt—except for some injured pride. Or because of my secretive nature. Or because of Muriel and me a long time ago. Or maybe I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.”

“It just dropped.”

“So it did,” Padillo said and again tapped the Undean memo. “This suggests that Mrs. Hamilton Keyes walked in here with a fake bomb and out with an equally fake manuscript to save her husband’s career and her neck.”

“You believe that?”

“I don’t know,” said Padillo. “But why not let McCorkle ask her tomorrow?”

At 3:21
A
.
M
. that Tuesday, Granville Haynes left Howard Mott’s house on Thirty-fifth
Street Northwest and drove back to the Willard in twenty-four minutes. At eight minutes to four he entered his room to find Erika McCorkle propped up in bed, reading a paperback novel that had on its cover a huge Nazi swastika formed out of human bones.

“Who’s winning?” Haynes asked as he stripped off his topcoat and jacket and hung them in the closet.

“The Krauts—but it’s only nineteen forty.”

Haynes removed two sheets of stapled-together paper from his jacket’s inside breast pocket and crossed to the bed. “More ancient history,” he said as he handed them over.

Erika put her book down and accepted the stapled papers without glancing at them. “You look tired,” she said.

“I am.”

“Come to bed.”

“I’ll take a shower while you read it.”

She looked at the first sheet. “The notorious Undean memo. I thought Howie Mott said nobody but you should read it.”

“He changed his mind,” Haynes said. “Padillo’s read it. And by now so has your dad. Mott is probably reading it for the fourth or fifth time.”

Erika read the memo’s first line, muttered, “My God,” and, without looking up, said, “Go take your shower.”

When Haynes came out of the shower ten minutes later, wearing a hotel robe, he found Erika still propped up in bed against the pillows, staring at the far wall, the memo now in her lap. She had locked her hands behind her head, which thrust her breasts out against the thin fabric of the thigh-length T-shirt that was her nightgown. Silk-screened across the front of the T-shirt was the line “This Space Available.”

She stopped staring at the wall to stare at Haynes. “Have you told the cops yet—Detective-Sergeant what’s his name?”

“Darius Pouncy. No.”

“Why not?”

“Because a lot of the memo’s conjecture and there’s no proof that Undean wrote it. Maybe Tinker wrote it.”

“Couldn’t they compare the typing with Undean’s typewriter? The FBI’s always doing that kind of stuff.”

“Maybe Tinker wrote it on Undean’s typewriter.”

“You really think she killed Isabelle and stuck a pistol in Pop’s face?”

“I believe she stuck a pistol in McCorkle’s face,” Haynes said.

“Why d’you believe that and not the other?”

“Because somebody recognized her leaving Mac’s Place.”

“Who did?”

“It doesn’t matter,” he said, turned, went to the small refrigerator and took out a small can with a label that claimed it contained pink grapefruit juice from Texas. He held the the can up for Erika to see and said, “Want some?”

“No.”

Haynes opened the can and drank. “Tell me what it said.”

She frowned. “What d’you mean?”

“Build a case for me. Pretend you’re a lawyer.”

She reached for the memo.

“No,” Haynes said. “From memory.”

“I don’t understand what you want.”

“That’s a two-page single-spaced memo. I don’t think Undean just sat down and batted it out. I think it was very carefully composed and went through maybe three or four drafts before all the holes were plugged.”

“I’ll have to tell it my own way then.”

“Fine.”

She took a deep breath. “Okay. It’s Laos, early nineteen seventy-four. March. They were all in Vientiane, the capital. Steady. Muriel Lamphier, later to become Muriel Keyes, and Undean. Muriel’s a young CIA—what—operative?”

“You’re telling it,” Haynes said.

“Okay. She’s an operative, junior grade, with some kind of embassy cover job. Steady’s doing his usual propaganda stuff and Undean’s analyzing whatever he analyzes. Then somebody—and it’s not clear from the memo who—suspects that a young American married couple, Mr. and Mrs. Fred—uh—Nimes aren’t really doing church-sponsored relief work, but are actually homegrown antiwar lefties who’re spying for the opposition, the Pathet Lao. Well, what to do?

“The solution somebody comes up with is to send in a femme fatale. So they send in Muriel to seduce Fred, feed him some false stuff and see if it’s passed on. Well, Muriel gets Fred in the sack all right, apparently on more than one occasion. But one afternoon when they’re rolling around in bed, Mrs. Nimes comes home unexpectedly. Her name’s Angie—for Angela.

“What happens next is what the memo calls a ‘domestic altercation.’ Angie picks up a bottle and cracks it over Fred’s head. Fred slams Angie up alongside the head. Angie produces a gun and shoots Fred dead. She then turns the gun on Muriel. But Muriel doesn’t want to die and the two ladies wrestle for the gun. It goes off and Angie takes a bullet in the face and dies.

“Muriel gets dressed, well, I guess she got dressed, the memo doesn’t say, and bolts out of the house, almost petrified. But she has enough sense to find Steady. He goes to the Nimes house and has a look. Then he goes to see the CIA’s pet Laotian general and offers him two hundred thousand U.S. dollars to put the fix in. The general agrees but wants cash in advance. Okay?”

“You’re doing fine,” Haynes said.

“Steady confides in Undean that he needs two hundred thousand for a special ultra-secret operation. But Undean isn’t buying, probably with good reason, and insists on knowing the details. Steady tells him. Undean suggests that Steady get word to Hamilton Keyes in Saigon. Steady does and Keyes flies to Vientiane with the money. Steady hands it over to the general. I think all this took about a day. Meanwhile, the tropics are going to work on the bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Nimes.

“Well, once the pet general has the cash in hand, he orders six fourteen- and fifteen-year-old Laotian soldiers to burn down the Nimes house that night. They do and at dawn the kid soldiers are arrested, tried, convicted and shot for having raped Mrs. Nimes, killed Mr. Nimes, who tried to defend her, and then, to cover it all up, burned down the Nimes house.

“The two Nimes bodies, what’s left of them, are gathered up, boxed and buried. Steady writes letters to their respective parents, lamenting the young folks’ death and praising them for having done the Lord’s work. Meanwhile, Hamilton Keyes instructs Undean to run an exhaustive check on the Nimeses’ background. Undean does and discovers they weren’t secret agents for another foreign power after all, but merely a couple of left-leaning, run-of-the-mill do-gooders. Undean doesn’t make a written report of his findings, but does make separate verbal ones to Keyes and Steady.

“Keyes decides the best thing to do is arrange for their pet general to receive a special commendation and forget the whole thing—except for the beautiful Muriel Lamphier, whom he consoles, woos and, once they’re both back in the States, weds. And that’s the terrible secret of Mrs. Hamilton Keyes, née Lamphier.” Erika paused, then asked, “Does that sound like some of your late daddy’s handiwork?”

“Exactly,” Haynes said.

“Okay,” she said, “now we—what do they call it in Hollyweird?—we cut to—”

“Dissolve would be better,” Haynes said.

“Okay, we dissolve to Washington some fifteen years later—make it almost sixteen. Steadfast Haynes is spreading word around town that he’s just finished his searing memoirs. The word reaches Mrs. Hamilton Keyes. She contacts her lawyer, a distinguished former U.S. senator from the great state of Alabama, and instructs him to buy up the memoirs and hang the cost. But before negotiations can begin, Steady dies. The lawyer quickly contacts the son and heir’s new lawyer, Mr. Howard Mott, and makes an offer of one hundred thousand dollars for the memoirs, sight unseen. But the son and heir, that’s you, demurs and asks for half a million bucks. All this money talk happened the same day Steady was buried at Arlington.

“Well, that same afternoon, Mrs. Hamilton Keyes—or so Gilbert Undean suspects—goes calling on Mlle Isabelle Gelinet and demands to know where the manuscript is.” Erika paused and frowned. “Why would Muriel do that?”

“Maybe she panicked,” Haynes said.

Erika shook her head and said, “Anyway, Isabelle refuses to divulge—another Undean word—where the manuscript is and Muriel—you want me to go into all that? There’s a whole lot of gruesome detail.”

“No need,” Haynes said.

“Undean suggests that regardless of whether or not Isabelle revealed where the manuscript was, Muriel couldn’t let her live because Isabelle knew her festering Laotian secret. That festering phrase is mine, not Undean’s. So Isabelle dies and you and Tinker Burns discover her body. As soon as Hamilton Keyes learns of Isabelle’s death, he summons Undean and instructs him to offer up to fifty thousand for the memoirs. Undean then goes into a lot of self-justification about how, earlier that same day, he had urged Keyes to buy the memoirs from you and how Keyes pooh-poohed the idea. Anyway, Undean finds you and offers the fifty thousand and you turn it down. Undean then reports to Keyes about how you’d also turned down the one hundred thousand from the senator and are now asking five hundred thousand because you think you can make a film out of Steady’s life. Undean then counsels Keyes to walk away from the deal. And that’s the end of the Undean memo.”

“You did very well,” Haynes said.

“I have a good memory.”

“What was left out?” Haynes asked. “By Undean?”

“Well, he couldn’t tell how Muriel killed him.”

“Well, no,” Haynes said. “But what else?”

“There’s almost no mention of Tinker Burns and none of Horace Purchase.”

“Undean wouldn’t have known about Purchase and must’ve assumed that Tinker found Isabelle’s body by accident.”

“Maybe,” she said.

“What’s your overall impression?”

“It all seems to be aimed at giving Muriel Keyes sufficient motive. If she can’t buy or destroy the memoirs, she can at least do away with the remaining witnesses to the Laotian mess. With Steady gone, the only witnesses left are Undean, her husband and—since she wrote the memoirs—Isabelle.”

“Why do you think Tinker was killed?”

“I guess he was trying to blackmail her with the Undean memo.”

“A logical guess.”

“Why did you ask me to make that…that recitation?” she asked. “Your real reason?”

“The memo’s too smooth—too logical. Too neat. I wanted to see how it would sound if it came out disjointed.”

Erika’s eyes went wide. “You bastard! You know who killed them all—Isabelle and Undean and Tinker Burns.”

“No, I don’t.”

“You know something. I can tell.”

“The only thing I know for a fact is that Gilbert Undean didn’t write that memo.”