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Tonilynn said not to say word one about Holt Cantrell, especially don’t mention his new hit “Livin’ on Your Kisses” on account of that’s a song he and Jennifer wrote together and he has claimed as entirely his. Tonilynn was like a broken record, saying, “Aunt Gomer, promise me, ’cause Jennifer’s going through a lot of hard issues right now. Keep your lips sealed on anything about Holt Cantrell. Promise?” I almost told her, “Why don’t you just write it down and fasten it to the Frigidaire?” Tonilynn ought to know I wouldn’t hurt that nervous little gal for anything in this world.

When Bobby Lee wheeled out of the bathroom after lunch, I barely recognized him. He looked—I guess the word is
radiant
. Had his beard trimmed neat and his hair combed back into a nice, clean ponytail, and he was wearing a fairly clean T-shirt. I didn’t like what it said, however—“You can smell our butts for miles. Slocumb’s Barbecue.”

But I ignored that because the most remarkable thing was the change in Bobby Lee’s personality. His eyes were lit up, and he had this brightness about him. Generally, unless it’s good fishing weather, he’s a fairly hangdog kind of person. In fact, I used to wonder would there ever be anything besides fishing and hanging around with that smelly hound that would excite Bobby Lee after his accident. Well, not thirty minutes after Jennifer left the homestead that first visit, here he was with his laptop perched on his knees, his fingers going to town hunting up her website. Said it was just on account of his interest in music, but I knew the real reason he kept watching that video over and over. I’m more of a phonograph person myself, and I don’t generally watch singers gyrating and crooning on what they call music videos. Of course, I couldn’t help seeing Jennifer as Bobby Lee kept watching her singing a song called “Walking the Wildwood.” It was real pretty, and I have to admit she wasn’t dressed trashy or dancing suggestively. I could tell she was made for the stage. She did not act nervous like she does in the flesh.

Bobby Lee kept after me to carry him to Chattanooga, to the Best Buy to get the CD that song is on. He couldn’t stand it until he had it in his hands, ripping the plastic off and reading the little booklet what came with it, and then listening to it on his CD player so many times
I
had it memorized.

I told Tonilynn she ought to look into getting him one of those special vans where he could drive himself using hand controls. I said, “It’s a cryin’ shame when a grown man has to beg me to carry him places. Bobby Lee’s capable. He gets himself down to the lake lickety-split whenever those catfish are biting. Better’n most able-bodied men I know.”

She was eating a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream and watching television, and she was not in a receptive mood. “Don’t tell me what my child needs!”

“He’s not your child. Well, he is
your
child, but he’s not
a
child. That’s where the problem is. If you love him, you’d—”

“He
can’t
take care of himself! He’s crippled!”

“He could if you’d ever give him a chance. Have you ever thought about what might happen if you and me both went on to Glory before him?”

“Don’t go getting all gloomy on me.”

“Speaking of gloomy, Bobby Lee’d be happier if you let him be independent.”

“That is enough, Aunt Gomer! You want to know the truth? I believe the two of you are good for each other. You’re so spry and able-bodied, and Bobby Lee is so . . . smart. Together, you two are like one perfect . . .” Tonilynn was sitting there, spoon in midair and hunting around for a nice way to say she thought my mind was going. My cheeks got warm and my heart started fluttering and it felt like the ground flew out from under me.

“Are you telling me you think I have the old-timer’s? You think I’m losing it? Because I know I’ve flubbed up a thing or two lately, but I’ll have you know, it wasn’t on account of my mind going. It’s because—”

“Please, Aunt Gomer! All I meant is Bobby Lee’s so smart, and he can fix things, and you know, keep you from being alone up here. He can protect you! That’s it. You need a man to protect you. Do you want me to fix you a bowl of ice cream?”

Well, I wasn’t born yesterday. I knew if she didn’t think he could live by himself, she sure wasn’t thinking he would be my knight in shining armor. Anyway, I don’t need a man to protect me. Never had one before. I’ve got my derringer in the drawer of my bedside table.

Rain or no rain, I had to walk straight outside into the garden to get my head together after that conversation. It took me a good half hour to turn all that over in my mind. I did not
have any idea who else I could ask if they thought my mind was slipping. I decided I would think on that later.

The menu is ham, lima beans, squash casserole, and some more of my biscuits that child seemed to think so much of. Made a pound cake for dessert. I hope Tonilynn’s careful on the long drive off the main road. It’s not paved and sometimes after rain like we’ve been having, you can slide into the ditch or clobber your head against the roof when you hit a pothole. I’m praying it’s going to stop all this rain soon so I can finally get my garden in.

At five I decided I better make sure we had enough tea and clean glasses. It crossed my mind to ask Bobby Lee to do it and then comment about how independent he was over supper. “Bobby Lee!” I hollered.

He’d been in his bedroom, and he came wheeling out lickety-split. “Are they here?”

I smelled a cloud of that Axe spray we bought at the Walmart after we left Best Buy. “Not yet,” I said, “I need to spruce up a bit before they get here, and I want you to see if we got enough tea and get out the glasses.”

“Be happy to.”

I almost fainted. Generally, Bobby Lee pitches a fit when I try to get him to do anything.

Well, I watched him as I swept the parlor and lo and behold, he was training Erastus to open the Frigidaire. Bobby Lee’d say, “Open, boy,” and Erastus would pull on a dish towel hanging from the handle. Every time Erastus opened the door, Bobby Lee would give him a handful of Cap’n Crunch.

“Aunt Gomer!” Bobby Lee hollered after a bit. “Come’ere.”

He was staring at the ham on the counter like it was a snake. “What’s the matter?” I asked.

“She doesn’t eat meat.”

“Who?”

“Jennifer. I read how she’s a vegetarian and doesn’t eat anything with eyes or a mother.”

I stood there listening to rain dripping off the roof and the wall clock ticking. In all my life I’d never known anybody that didn’t eat meat, and I never dreamed I’d have to feed someone who didn’t. It was crazy. “Oh, for crying out loud,” I said finally. “Then she can eat beans, squash, and biscuits. And cake.”

“Aunt Gomer,” Bobby Lee said in his exasperated tone, “there’s bacon fat in the butterbeans and the squash casserole, and the biscuits have lard in them. The only things truly vegetarian are the tea and the pound cake.”

I looked hard at Bobby Lee. “Listen,” I said, “I believe the good Lord meant for people to eat meat. That little thing
needs
her some protein. Might be why she’s so tiny. Don’t you say a word about the bacon fat or the lard. What she don’t know won’t hurt her.”

After Tonilynn asked the blessing, we started loading our plates. I passed the ham and the butterbeans around. The squash casserole was too hot, so I left it in the middle of the table. Jennifer helped herself to some butterbeans and a biscuit and a spoonful of squash, but her plate looked pathetic without a slice of ham on it, and so I said, just as innocently as you please, “Want some ham, dear? It’s nice and tender.”

“No thanks.”

“You don’t like ham?”

“I just don’t care for any.”

“Well, I declare. When I was growing up, ham was a real treat. Every Easter my mama fixed the prettiest ham, and she—”

“Eggs are good for Easter,” Bobby Lee piped up, narrowing his eyes at me. “I think omelets . . . or a soufflé . . . no, maybe a crepe would be the perfect thing for you to serve for Easter.”

“Aunt Gomer,” Tonilynn touched my wrist, “I thought I told you Jennifer doesn’t eat meat. We were talking about what y’all used to do when you were a child during the depression and there wasn’t any meat? Remember?”

I tried to recall a conversation with Tonilynn about this, but I couldn’t for the life of me. Nobody said anything for a while. Just the sound of forks and spoons clinking on plates. It flashed through my mind to slide a piece of ham between my second biscuit. “Now, who can tell me what’s better than a ham biscuit,” I said after a delicious bite.

“A tomato slice between a biscuit,” Bobby Lee said, looking at Jennifer.

She didn’t say anything, and hearing about tomatoes put me in mind of getting my warm season vegetables planted and so I rooted around in my brain and figured I’d make conversation about gardening. “Jennifer, did your mother have a garden?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“I bet she loved it same as I do.”

“Nope. She didn’t love it.” Jennifer shook her head.

“Then why’d she do it?” Aunt Gomer asked.

“If we wanted to eat, she had to garden. Had to freeze and can and dry, too, because my father was one sorry slacker in the providing-for-your-family department.”

“Bless her heart,” I said. “Hard for me to fathom a person who doesn’t like gardening, but I must commend a woman who does what she has to do to care for her family.”

All of a sudden, that child dropped her head down into her hands real pathetic looking and mumbled, “Shoot. She didn’t care for me any better than she cared for the garden.”

“Well,” I said, “the good Lord made us all different. Now, I’d be
happy
if I had to plant a garden and put by. I’m planting four types of beans on Good Friday—bush beans, snap beans, pole beans, and limas, and I’m also—”

“We don’t need any more talk about gardening, Aunt Gomer!” Tonilynn glared at me, turned to Jennifer, and said, real soft, “It’s all right, hon, you’re gonna be all right. We love you.”

There was a long silence. Didn’t any of us hardly move a muscle. At last Jennifer lifted her head and drew in a deep breath. “My mother didn’t take care of me. She lived in a state of denial. About a lot of things. She’d go around the house, sighing and saying, ‘For better or for worse, that’s what I promised in front of God and everyone.’ ”

I was going to say she sounded like a fine Christian woman, but Tonilynn was leaning over, petting her, saying, “I bet that was hard. Tell us about your growing up years.”

Jennifer blinked. She looked like she was going back in her mind. “We lived in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains, up this long curvy dirt road where Sugar Creek Road meets the Old State Route. Beautiful country, full of rivers, and creeks, and wild spaces to run if you needed to get your head together.” Snot was running out of her nose and she blew a loud honk into her napkin. “It was perfect for me. I’d literally run for hours.”

Bobby Lee about hopped out of his wheelchair. “ ‘Walking the Wildwood!’ I know that line ’bout you running so fast you’d forget to breathe and lying down next to the Noontootla. Is that a river?”

“That’s a creek, runs into the Toccoa River.”

Bobby Lee almost knocked his tea over. “I love the line that goes, ‘He’s gone, and I’m gonna run for miles and miles down
red clay paths flanked with green mountain laurel, dipping my toes into blue streams clear as a violin’s high note.’ ”

“Thank you.” Jennifer blushed.

“Were you sad? About the man in that song being gone?” Bobby Lee was clutching the edge of the table.

“No. I was happy. I lived for those peaceful stretches, some going on months even, when my father didn’t come around. I loved to run outside even when he wasn’t home. When I was running, my feet on the ground, my eyes on the sky, or the trees, my mind was clear, and it was like I was more deeply connected to the world or something. It was a great way to . . . well, how can I put this? Think through some things I’d witnessed that nobody had to tell me weren’t normal.”

Now, I could certainly understand the healing power of being outside, dirt beneath and sky above. Outside was where I went when my mind got all a dither. Best thinking place I knew. But if it was too cold or stormy, I’d call one of my friends from church, Verna or Evelyn, and that was some good therapy too. I said to Jennifer, “Didn’t it help to talk with your friends?”