Authors: Anthony Burgess
Roper opened his mouth as to scream but then started retching and coughing. âThat bloody huh huh cigar of yours. I could smell it all over the huh huh huh house when I went home that day. And after huh huh that she left. Poor little huh huh huh girl.' He started to sweat. âI think I want to be â' Hillier surveyed him without favour: a middle-aged man with an acquired Russian dumpiness, dressed in a dark blue shiny Russian suit, bagged and stained, its
tailoring evoking an earlier age, a nonentity to whom was strapped a large mad talent. He pointed a gargoyling mouth to the concrete floor. Nothing came up, or down.
âTake deep breaths,' said Hillier gently. âNobody's going to make you do anything you don't want. Tell me what you've been doing all these years. Tell me what they've done to you.'
Roper breathed deep and rackingly, coughing up strings of spittle. âI've been on fuel,' he said. âRockets. Cosmonauts. They've not done anything to me. They've left me alone.'
âNo indoctrination?'
âBloody nonsense. The scientific premises of Marxism are out of date. I told them that. They agreed.'
âAgreed, did they?'
âOf course they agreed. Self-evident. Look, I think I feel a bit better. Did that chap say something about coffee?'
âIt's coming. But if you've seen through Marxism why the hell do you want to stay here? What's wrong with coming back to the West?'
âI spoke too soon. I feel awful again.'
âOh, for Christ's sake snap out of it, man. Listen. They'll welcome you with brass bands when you get home. Can't you see, it'll be a marvellous bit of propaganda, apart from everything else. It's only a matter of getting over that wall. I've got a fake passport for you and a false beard â'
âA false beard? Oh, that's â that's â' He started to cough again.
âThere's a British ship in the harbour. The
Polyolbion
. We'll be in Istanbul tomorrow. Come on, man. That wall looks easy.'
âHillier,' said Roper soberly. âHillier, listen to me. I wouldn't go back to England not even if they paid me a hundred thousand pounds a year.' He paused as though he expected Hillier to say that it was roughly about that sum that was proposed in the letters he carried. Then he said: âIt's nothing to do with the government, believe me. It's to do with history.'
âOh God, Roper, don't be so damned frivolous.'
âFrivolous you call it, frivolous? What's the name of that ship you've got out there?'
âThe
Polyolbion
. But I don't see what that's â'
âIt's the
Perfidious Polyolbion
it ought to be called. There are some very good historians here, let me tell you, and they take history seriously, not like your lot back in Perfidious Polyolbion. They went into that business of my ancestor who was killed for his faith. They've told me never to forget, and by God they're right. That bloody flowery tepid country where bygones are always bygones. I can see him now, flesh of my flesh, screaming in agony as the flames licked him, and everybody laughing and joking. And I'm supposed to forget about that and say it was all a big mistake and no hard feelings and let's shake hands and go and have a pint of tepid creamy English bitter in the local.'
âBut it's true, Roper. We've got to forget history. It's a burden we've got to shed. We can't get anything done if we carry all that dead weight on our backs.'
âMartyrs stand outside history,' said Roper. âEdward Roper's clock stopped at two minutes to four. Fifteen fifty-eight. Martyrs are witnesses for the light, even though their lights are put out and their clocks stopped. That poor burned man may have been on the wrong track, but at least he had the right dream. The dream of a world society with man redeemed from sin. He saw Europe breaking up into little mean squabbling nations, and then usury creeping in and capitalism and wasteful wars. He had a vision of wide plains.'
âThe Russian Steppes?'
âLaugh if you like. You always were one for laughing. You've never had a serious thought in your life. You've gone over lock stock and barrel to the bloody English.'
âI
am
bloody English. So are you.' Hillier started. âWhat's that noise?'
âRain, that's all, just rain. Not the piddling little rain of England and the measly little bit of English sun. It's not like that here. Here it's all big stuff.'
Big stuff. Rain beat on the roof like the fists of a people's revolution. âThis rain is perfect,' said Hillier. âThis is just the weather for a get-away.'
âThat's right,' said Roper. âCapitalist intrigues and ambushes and spyings and wars. Guns and get-away cars. Disguises. If I went back to the West they wouldn't use me for the conquest of space. Oh, no. Has England ever tried to put a man into space? Don't make me laugh,' he said grimly.
âWe can't afford it,' shouted Hillier. The rain was near-deafening.
âNo,' shouted Roper back. He was looking a lot better, as if all he'd needed was rain. âBut you can afford to be in bloody NATO and have spies and ICBMs and â Here.' He fumbled in an inner pocket. âHere, read this.' It was a curling photostat of something. âWhenever I start weakening and thinking of the bloody village green and British tommies nursing babies and what they call justice and democracy and fair play â whenever I think of the House of Commons and Shakespeare and the Queen's corgis I have a look at this. Read it, go on, read it.'
âLook, Roper, we haven't got time â'
âIf you don't read it I'll scream for help.'
âYou're screaming already. Russian rain isn't on your side. What is it, anyway?'
âIt's an extract from Hearne's
British Martyrs
. Not a book I'd ever met before. But they had it in Moscow. Read it.'
Hillier read: âEdward Roper was drawn to the marketplace in a cart. A large crowd had collected and there were many children whom their parents had brought along for the bloody, or fiery, entertainment. When Roper appeared, dressed only in shirt and trunks and hose, a great cry was raised: Have at the caitiff, he is a blasphemer, death to heresy, to the flames with him, etc. Roper
smiled, even bowed, but this was taken as an impudent mockery and it intensified the clamour of vilification. Men piled kindling round the stake; it would take quickly, for the weather had long been dry. Roper, still smiling, was pushed towards it, but he said in a voice clear and unwavering: “If I cannot avoid my fate then I will walk towards it with no rough impulsion. Leave me be.” And so he made his way with steady step and unhandled by the gross ministers of his martyrdom to the waiting stake, arm of Christ's tree. Before they bound him to it, he took from the bosom of his shirt a single red rose and said: “Let not this emblem of Her Majesty and of the royal house which bore her perish with me. I pray that she and her kin and indeed all her subjects, however misguided and naughtily blind to the light, may escape the fire.” Whereupon he cast the rose, a full-blown June one, into the crowd, which knew not what to do with it. If they rent and dispetalled it, as having lain in the breast of a heretic and traitor, that would have been a kind of
lèse-majesté
. They seemed anxious to rid themselves of it while leaving it unscathed, so it passed swiftly to the back of the mob, where one took it and it was not seen again, though it has been said that it was kept pressed as a token of martyrdom in a book of devotions later lost. Roper was now asked if he would make his peace with God before the kindling was touched with the brand that was ready and waiting. He said: “See how that flame dissolves in the sunlight. It is a sad thing to be leaving the sun, but I know that I shall dissolve, through the agony of my burning, into the greatest sun of all. As for prayer, I pray that the Queen and this whole realm be brought back, in God's good time, to the true faith whereof I am, though bad and unworthy, a steadfast witness.” At that moment the sun disappeared into the clouds, and some of the mob grew frightened as if this was a portent. And then the sun emerged again and they renewed their shouts and jeers. Roper, bound to the stake like a bear, said gaily: “Let me taste your fire. If I cry out it will be but my body crying, not my soul. I pity my
poor body, as Christ on the cross must have pitied his, and in a manner beg forgiveness of it. But it will be the true witness and these impending flames ennoble it. God bless you all.” He composed himself to prayer and the kindling took quickly, the crowd groaning and shouting the while though some little children cried. The fire was built up speedily with dry twigs and branches and soon small logs, and the body of Edward Roper tasted the fire. He screamed high and loud as his garments blazed, then his skin, then his flesh. Then through the smoke and flames his disfigured head, the hair an aureole, was seen to loll. Mercifully soon his death was consummated. The mob waited, in a double sweat of sun and fire, till the roasted flesh and inner organs, including the stout heart, fell into the fire, hissing and cooking; they waited till the executioner crushed the blackened bones into a powder. Then they went home or about their business, and it was noted that many who had cried out on Roper the most loud were now reduced to silence. So it may have been that the work of a martyr or witness to the light was already beginning.'
Hillier looked up, inevitably moved. Roper said: âNot all this Russian rain can quench those flames.' Hillier said: âThis took place in 1558, did it?'
âYou know it did.' The rain had grown discouraged; the fists on the roof beat more feebly.
âAnd it seems to have taken place in summer.'
âYes. You can see that from the rose and the sun and the sweat. Dirty English bastards, defiling a summer's day.'
âWell,' said Hillier, âyou bloody fool, it didn't happen in the reign of Queen Elizabeth I. Elizabeth didn't come to the throne till the November of 1558. The Queen that put your ancestor to death was Bloody Mary. You bloody benighted idiot, Roper. Curse your stupidity, you stupid idiot. Your ancestor was a witness for the Protestant faith.'
âThat's not true. That can't be true.' Roper was very pale; the
eye-twitch went like clockwork; he started to hiccup again:
ikota ikota
.
âYou call yourself a bloody scientist, but you haven't even the sense to look up the facts. Your family must have been late converts, and then this story must have passed into their archives, all wrong, totally bloody wrong. Oh, you incredible idiot.'
âYou're lying. Where's your
ikota
evidence?'
âIn any reference book. Look it up tomorrow, unless, of course, your Russian pals have kindly falsified history for you. In any case, what difference does it make whether he was burned by a Catholic or a Protestant queen? It was still the foul and filthy English, wasn't it? You can still go on feeling bitter and fuelling rockets to point against the nasty treacherous West. But you're still a bloody unscientific fool.'
âBut
ikota
â But
ikota ikota
â They've always said that Catholicism would have been on the right lines if it hadn't been for the religious
ikota
content. Capitalism they said was
ikota
a Protestant thing. I won't have it that he died for capitalism
ikota
. Something's gone wrong somewhere. Your history
ikota
books have gone all wrong.'
âWhat your pals do, Roper, is to choose an approach appropriate to their subject. They found the right one for you all right. And they knew you wouldn't have any historical dates among your scientific tomes. And, anyway, it won't alter things for you even now, will it? You're committed, aren't you, you silly bastard?'
Roper's hiccups suddenly stopped, but the twitch went on. âI suppose you could say that Protestantism was the first of the great revolutions. I must think this out when I get time. Somebody said that somewhere, in some book or other, I can't remember the name. That world peace and the classless society could only come about through the death agony of an older order.'
âOh, I can give you all that. Thesis and antithesis and synthesis and all that Marxist nonsense. Socialism had to come out of capitalism. It certainly couldn't have come out of Catholic Christianity. So
you can still go on as you are, you bloody fool. Edward Roper can still go on being a martyr for a historical process that Mary Tudor was trying to hold back. You're all right, Roper. You don't have to alter your position. But don't talk to me about intellectual integrity and the importance of working from incontrovertible data. You came over here for reasons other than the martyrdom of poor bloody Edward Roper. That's just an emotional booster. You came over here because of a process that began with that German bitch. You needed a faith and you couldn't have any faith either in religion or what you used to call your country. It's all been quite logical. I even sympathise. But you're coming back with me, Roper. That's what I've been sent out for. This is my last job, but it's still a job. And I've always prided myself on doing a good job.'
âBravo,' said a voice from the door. It had opened silently. âBut, and I'm genuinely sorry about this, nobody's going back with anybody. I too like to do a good job.' Hillier frowned, looking up at the man in the white raincoat who pointed, in an attitude of relaxed grace, a gun with a silencer attached. He thought he knew the man but he couldn't be sure. âWriste?' he said, incredulous.
â
Mister
Wriste,' smiled the man. âThe honorific is in order. My stewardship, Mr Hillier, is more exalted than you supposed.'
âI thought,' said Roper reproachfully, âyou were the man who was bringing us some coffee.'
âThere was a man,' said Wriste. âHis carrying of coffee made him easier to hit. I may have hit him too hard. One always expects Russian skulls to be tough, but one forgets that the Soviet Union comprises many ethnic types. There must be some very delicate skulls, I should think, in a citizenry so various and far-flung. However, this man is sleeping â perhaps for ever, who knows? â in
a bower of the most delicious roses. Red roses, Mr Roper.' He smiled.