Train Man (37 page)
Authors: Nakano Hitori
Train: | ‘Ummm . . . aahh . . . ’ |
Her: | ‘ . . . y . . . . . .yess? . . . ’ |
Train: | ‘ . . . what are yyyyour . . . umm . . . hobbies?’ |
266 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 16:44
how many fucking times have you asked that question since they met, dude!
269 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 16:45
They’ve held hands but they’re so formal when they talk.
I wonder if they’ll be so formal when they have sex.
Train: | ‘May I enter?’ |
Her: | ‘Yes, please.’ |
Train: | ‘Does this feel pleasant?’ |
Her: | ‘Yes, it is pleasant.’ (covers mouth to laugh) |
Train: | ‘I am about to come.’ |
Her: | ‘Yes. Please, do.’ |
Hey, it sounds like royal family sex.
281 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 16:59
I left you guys for an hour and THIS is what I return to?!?!?
Damn, how I love all of you.
282 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:00
Train: | ‘Wow. This is the first time I’ve set foot in a girl’s room.’ |
Her: | ‘Please don’t look around so intently.’ (averting eyes) |
Train: | ‘It’s such a calming room. And so sweet.’ |
Her: | ‘Thank you. This is the first time I’ve let a man into my room.’ |
284 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:02
>>282
Train: | ‘For real?’ |
Her: | Let’s out short laugh in disbelief. ‘Mr Train, are you doubting my words?’ |
Train: | ‘No, no, no . . . that’s not what I meant’ |
Her: | ‘I’m kidding. I’m just teasing . . . ’ |
285 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/4/04 17:04
Her: | ‘Well, then . . . ’ (she crosses arms behind her) ‘what DID you mean?’ (bends forward, suggestively towards Train) |
289 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:12
Train: | ‘Miss Hermes, you’re just so sweet that I . . . (garble garble)’ |
Her: | ‘What did you say? I couldn’t hear . . . ’ |
Train: | ‘You’re so cute!’ |
Her: | ‘Oh . . . !!!!’ |
296 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:28
So then, dinner time rolls around which makes me wonder what Train & Co. are planning.
• Dine together
• Cooking together
• Hungry after sex, already out at a restaurant together
• Parents return. Hermes and her mother are busy cooking. Train and Hermes’ father are sipping brandy, having a man-to-man talk.
• Already buddy-buddy with entire family
Which oh which oh which could it be?
301 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:35
>>296
• Being the innocent guy he is, Train goes over and has the tea, then returns home.
Uh-uh, no way. Not an option.
303 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 17:35
The Hermes family kitchen sounds like it could be huge.
Plenty of space for Train Man to fidget around.
Knowing that the two were going to be all alone at Hermes’ house light the Poisonoids’ imagination on fire.
360 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 19:34
Where the hell is Train . . . and how long is he gonna make us wait around? Could it be some monkey business taking up so much time?
362 Name: Anonymous Post Date; 18/04/04 19:45
The parents are coming home in the evening so how come Train isn’t home yettttttt!!!!!!
367 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:01
I is back.
Nothing much happened.
Just the way it goes.
Let me go read the backlog.
374 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:04
>>367
Don’t worry about the backlog. Not much there.
It’s just our imaginations exploding. (´·
ω
·`)
375 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:05
Nothing much happened???? Oh NO!!! It can’t be!!!!!!
383 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:08
There’s too much of a backlog so I’m gonna give my report first.
Just a sec.
396 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:21
So I quickly got ready and went out.
I remembered how to get to her place pretty easily. It was basically one straight road from the station.
I stood at her front gate. Being super nervous, it took me 2 minutes to muster the strength to ring the doorbell. I swallowed hard and pressed the bell.
‘Who is it?’
‘It’s me, Train.’
‘I’ll be right there.’
Soon after the large door beyond the gate opened.
She walked over and opened the gate.
‘Please, come in.’
I entered.
She wasn’t dressed in chillin-at-home clothes but she was dressed pretty casual.
But even in her hang-out wear, she was well stylish. Casual is goood, I thought.
‘I’m sorry I called you out at such short notice,’ she apologised
‘I wasn’t doing anything anyway’
It was clean and spacious inside. Really different from my house.
Smelled nice, too. She took me into a room and there sat the doggy, welcoming me.
The furry dude was wayway cute
pantpant
413 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:36
So I stroked the doggy.
The room was spacious and spotless. There aren’t any rooms like that at home.
‘Please, sit down.’
I sat down on a large couch.
‘Let me make some tea. Which would you prefer? Coffee or tea?’
‘I’d prefer tea, please.’
I placed the teacups on the table.
‘You really haven’t touched them have you?’
‘We only drink green tea at home.’
‘Would you have preferred Japanese teacups?’
‘No, not at all. I’ll just put these ones on display.’
We joked for a bit.
‘Let me warm up the cups’
She took the cups into the kitchen.
After a while she returned with a tray filled with what looked like coffee stuff and placed it on the table. When she leaned forward to place the tray on the table, I got a peek at her cleavage.
(;˚∀˚)=
3 arruffruff
It was pink.
442 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:51
‘Do you have a preference?’
she asked as she picked up and showed me the different types of teas.
‘I’m only familiar with Afternoon Tea that I buy at the corner shop . . . ’
‘So then you’d probably want the
OOO
tea’
She mentioned some kind of tea and shook some out into the transparent teapot.
She brought out the hot water and poured it into the pot. I watched as the red tea leaves expanded. Boy, she knew what she was doing.
This making tea stuff.
‘It’s best to leave it steeping for a while’ she said, leaving the pot on the table.
She stood up to go to the kitchen and returned with some snacks.
‘My mum baked these . . . ’ she said, showing me 4 scones, ‘and here’s some biscuits, though they’re shop bought.’
‘Thank you so much.’ I bowed.
She poured the tea and there it was, right in front of me. The Hermes teacup.
FINALLY, THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE THE CUP HAD ARRIVED.
444 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:51
Darjeeling
Earl Grey
Orange Pekoe
450 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:53
There’s a lot of stuff Train’s gonna hafta learn.
I’m glad to be a Geek, I’m glad to be . . . glad to be . . .
452 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 18/04/04 20:54
>>450
Got to remember the details so I can report it all to you guys.
455 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:54
Home-baked scones? Don’t know if it’s Assam or Earl Grey but we’re talking loose tea leaves and not teabags. I bet you they have a deer head mounted on the wall above their fireplace.
461 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:55
And water pours out of a lion’s mouth into their bathtub I bet.
466 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 18/04/04 20:59
