Read To Visit the Queen Online
Authors: Diane Duane
Tags: #General, #Fiction, #Fantasy, #Epic, #Contemporary, #Time Travel, #Cats, #Historical, #Attempted Assassination
What had become immediately plain was that, in 1875 at least,
The Times
of London was not that kind of newspaper. There was hardly anything to it. A front page that was almost entirely classified ads, both commercial and private: then interior pages that reported what seemed to the publishers to be important news— most of it having to do with
ehhif
from the pride-of-prides, "Britain," or other prides closely associated with it— and then long reports about what was going on in the place where the pride-rulers sat, the "Houses of Parliament."
"This is mostly a lot of small stuff," Arhu said, glancing up at the others in the momentary quiet. "
Ehhif
buying and selling dens to live in, and renting them out: or asking other
ehhif
to come and work with them: or buying and selling little things, or asking other
ehhif
to help them find things they've lost. Some other news about shows and plays they want
ehhif
to go to: and then news about the pride-ruler and what he does all day. That's the interesting part: It's not a queen. It's a king."
Huff breathed out heavily. "Then the old queen is dead in that eighteen seventy-five," he said. "There's a major change. In our world she lived on almost into the next century."
"But the world's different, that's for sure," Arhu said. "They have all kinds of things that the Whispering says weren't there in our world's eighteen seventy-five. A lot of machines like our time's
ehhif
have: even computers, though I don't think they're as smart as the ones in our time. And they've definitely got space travel, though it's as it is in our world: only the pride-rulers use it. I think it's for weapons too, mostly."
"Orbital?" Fhrio asked.
"I don't know," Arhu said. "They don't seem eager to talk about it in here. They talk a lot about war, though...." He ran one paw down the page. "See. Here's the bombing that the Illingworth
ehhif
was talking about: 'The Continental powers have once again defied the King-Emperor's edict by using mechanical flying bombs based at Calais and Dieppe to strike at civilian targets in the south of Sussex and Essex. The Royal Air Force, led by units of His Majesty's Eighth Flying Hussars, succeeded in destroying nearly all elements of the attack, but several flying bombs were knocked off course by the defending forces and impacted uncontrolled in suburban areas of Brighton and Hove, causing civilian casualties and destruction to a large area. The Ministry of War has announced that these attacks will be the cause of the most severe reprisal at a time of the Government's choosing.' "
Arhu stopped, his tail twitching slowly. Fhrio was growling under his breath. "This island has not been bombed since the second of the great
ehhif
wars in this century," Huff said. "That they should have been doing such things then.... Does it say what they mean by 'the Continental powers'?"
Arhu looked at the paper, reached out, and carefully turned the middle leaf of it over with his paw. "I don't see any specific pride names," he said. "Maybe they expect everybody to know what they're talking about."
Huff sighed. "There's no question that this is useful," he said, "but it's not nearly enough to base an intervention on. How I wish the Whisperer could throw some light on this."
Rhiow shook her head. "She seems unable to discuss what's happening in an alternate universe," she said. "Is it possibly outside the Whisperer's brief? Would it be speculation, even for her? Which, as we know, is something she won't indulge in. Or is this simply something we're supposed to have to find out for ourselves?"
"Whichever," Urruah said, stretching, "the result is the same. But I wouldn't take too long about it. That other universe has become real... and now it and ours are going to be starting to fight it out for primacy between them, though we can't feel the effects at the moment."
"We will soon enough." Fhrio growled. "The gates will be the first symptom. When something starts going wrong with them— "
"You mean besides what's going wrong already," Arhu said.
Fhrio sat up, glaring at Arhu, and lifted one paw. Urruah looked over at Fhrio.
"I wouldn't," he said. "Anybody gets to shred his ears for tactlessness, it's me. Arhu, don't you think your tone was a little snide?"
"Sorry," Arhu said, not sounding very much so. Rhiow sighed.
Arhu had gone back to reading the back page of his paper. Rhiow watched this process with amusement that she hoped was well concealed. Besides being useful, the paper had given him an excuse not to try to speak or even to look at Siffha'h for the whole early evening so far. "Hey, listen to this," he said, and began reading aloud with some difficulty, not so much because of the words themselves as because of how odd some of them seemed in context. "It's who Mr. Illingworth was talking about."
"What?" Rhiow said. Even Siffha'h sat up at that.
"I think it is, anyway. 'Maskelyne and Cook— Dark Seance. The latest novelty and most startling performance ever presented to the public... the seance includes the floating of Luminous Instruments, distribution of flowers with dew, appearance of materialized spirit forms, spirit hands, spirit arms, strange and apparently unearthly voices, music extraordinary, the inexplicable Coat Feat, all accomplished by Messieurs Maskelyne and Cook while bound hand and foot, the ropes secured with knots executed by the most perfect adepts in the art of rope-tying, elected by the audience.' " He paused and looked up. "That doesn't sound like such a big deal."
"It does if you're an
ehhif
and not a wizard," Urruah said. "We have
ehhif
like that at home: they do shows where they pretend to be wizards. Without the ethical element, anyway. It's 'magic' rather than wizardry; mostly they pretend to do things that would normally kill them, and make things disappear."
Fhrio muttered something under his breath. Rhiow, having occasionally shared what she suspected was Fhrio's sentiment, had to put her whiskers forward just a little. " 'In addition to the great sensation, the Dark Seance of exposés of so-called spiritualism,' " Arhu read, " 'the following leading features amuse the audience at the present program: Mr. Maskelyne's extraordinary comical illusions, extraordinary Chinese plate-spinning, lady floating in air, the animated walking-stick, the Tell Tale Hat, etc.: the original and inexplicable Corded Box Feat is performed at every representation. Every afternoon at three, every evening at eight.' " Arhu looked up again. "Spiritualism?"
Rhiow shook her head and started to tilt her head sideways to listen to what the Whisperer might have to say, but Siffha'h said suddenly, "It's where
ehhif
used to think that their dead still stayed around to speak to them after they were gone. The live
ehhif
would try to get advice from their dead ones, and ask them what was going to happen in the world... things like that."
"But it doesn't work that way for
ehhif,
surely," Auhlae said, sounding dubious. "When they go, they're gone, aren't they?"
A pang went through Rhiow. She stared at the floor for a moment while trying to manage it, aware of Urruah looking at her but not saying anything, just being there.
"And no matter what happens to them, I wouldn't think the advice of the dead would do the living much good in any case," Auhlae said. "Surely that must have occurred to even
ehhif.
Their priorities would be very much different."
"Nonetheless, some of them wouldn't care," Rhiow said. "Some of them miss each other very much, and they don't have the kind of knowledge we have, it would seem, about what happens to them afterwards. All they have are a lot of different stories that mostly disagree with one another." She swallowed. "It makes them feel very afraid, and very alone."
Auhlae was looking at her. "I'm sorry," she said. "My apologies, Rhiow. I hadn't realized..."
"It's all right," Rhiow said, though how long this statement would stay true, she wasn't sure: she tried to keep a grip on herself. "She's somewhere safe, my
ehhif,
though I haven't any idea of what she does there, how she is or what she knows, probably any more than she would normally have had of what awaited me after any given life. Maybe it's a privacy thing that the Powers preserve between species and species. Our paths cross, we live together, we part— is it really our business where
ehhif
go? Or theirs, what happens to us?"
Auhlae said nothing, merely looked at Rhiow with eyes thoughtful and a little sad. Rhiow sat still for a moment and did her best to master herself, while the back of her mind shouted
Yes it is, yes!
She held very still and concentrated on her breathing, and on not looking like an idiot in front of the others.
"Well," Huff said after a moment, "we still have a fair number of problems to deal with."
"You're not kidding," Urruah said. "I'm still trying to work out what in the worlds the 'Tell Tale Hat' might be."
"Besides that," said Huff, "Mr. Illingworth, who has been to see Maskelyne and Cook, is another problem. You said you didn't find any trace of him in that universe."
"No," Urruah said, "and I'm at a loss to know why. The most likely possibility that occurs to me is that that
wasn't
the universe we were heading for, but a close congener."
"An
alternate
alternate universe?" Siffha'h said.
"You might as well call it that," Urruah said. "When you start messing with timelines, altering them, whole sheaves of new universes are created from each branching point— some of them very likely, some of them less likely, some of them hardly there at all. The more likely they are, the more likely you are to come across them. Think of them as 'waves' in a wave tank that is chiefly populated by the two universes that are trying to achieve equilibrium. You get troughs and crests of probability and possibility as the two universes attempt to absorb one another's energy— and matter, though that's a more problematic process. The sheaves of alternates don't persist for long. As one universe or the other starts winning the argument, the other's 'alternates' vanish. Then, last of all, the universe that spawned them vanishes too; dissolves into the other one, all its energy absorbed. I think Illingworth came from the sheaf of 'possibles' surrounding the main one."
"So you're going to have to alter your timeslide's settings to find the 'core universe,' the one that engendered all these others," Fhrio said.
"Yes," Urruah said, "and as yet, I don't know
how
they're going to have to be altered, or how to construct a spell to tell it how to manage the alteration. Also, I don't understand why the settings I saved from Illingworth's gating didn't lead us straight back to his home universe. Add that to your list of problems."
"You seem to know more about timeslide theory than the rest of us," Huff said to Urruah. "Do you have any sense of how much time we might have to work in, at this end of things, before that other reality starts to supersede ours?"
"Maybe as long as a month, but I wouldn't care to bet on it," Urruah said. "My guess would be more like days— at least I think it'd be safest to play it that way."
"But, but it's just dumb!" Siffha'h burst out. "The Powers wouldn't just let an entire reality be wiped out! They'd send some kind of help!"
"They did," Rhiow said. "They sent us."
Siffha'h opened her mouth and shut it again. "But if we can't do anything about it, They'll help: They have to!"
"Do they?" Huff said. "Where does it say that in the Whispering? Listen hard."
She did, and her mouth dropped open one more time.
"You need to understand it," Rhiow said. "
We are all the help there is.
The seven of us are, apparently, the best answer the Powers That Be can offer up to this particular problem. If we fail, we fail, and our timeline fails with us. It would be nice to assume that if something goes wrong, one of the Powers will drop down out of the depths of reality to pull us up out of trouble by the tail. But such things don't normally happen: the Powers have too little power to waste. There is nothing particularly special about our timeline, except to us, because we live in it: it has no particular primacy among the millions or billions of others. For all we know, other timelines have been wiped out because of such attacks, and because their native wizards couldn't act correctly to save them. Myself, I wouldn't much care to ask the Whisperer about that at the moment: the answer might depress me. Let's just assume we must do the job ourselves, and get it right. Huff?"
He thumped his tail once or twice on the floor in disturbed agreement. "There's nothing I can add to that."
For a few moments everyone looked in every possible direction but at each other, unnerved. Then Arhu sat upright and stared toward the front room of the pub. "Oh, no, here he comes."
Rhiow looked around to see what he was talking about, but no one but their own two groups was anywhere near them. "What?" she said.
"I See him a few minutes ago," Arhu said, sounding slightly put out. "I was hoping he might change his mind, or the Seeing might turn out to be inaccurate, but no such luck. Get sidled."
They all did but Huff, who looked curiously at Arhu, then turned his head, distracted. A young
ehhif
was heading over toward the fruit machines. He was one of a type that seemed common in that part of the city, a suit-and-tie sort with a loud voice and his tie thrown over his shoulder. As he came, he was suddenly distracted by the presence on the floor of a sheet of paper.
The Times.
He bent down to pick it up.
"Oh, for Iau's sake," Arhu growled, and put one invisible paw down on the paper. Rhiow watched with interest as the
ehhif
failed to get the paper to come up off the floor: tried to pick it up again, and failed, and failed again. He got really frustrated about it, trying to get even just a fingernail under one of the newspaper's corners and peel it up, and failed at that as well, managing only to break a couple of nails. The
ehhif
straightened up again and walked off swearing softly to himself.