Tiassa
Authors: Steven Brust
Tags: #General, #Fiction, #Fantasy, #Epic, #Taltos; Vlad (Fictitious character)
For Reesa, with love
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CKNOWLEDGMENTS
My thanks to Reesa Brown and Neil Gaiman for launching this one, and to Anne Gray for handling so many irritating details so I could work on it. Robert Sloan created much of the background of what became Dragaera, for which I am, as always, grateful. Thank you to Bethani at Twin Peaks, Round Rock, for keeping me supplied with coffee while I worked on this one. I very much appreciate the lessons in tournament poker from Adam “Hatfield13” Stemple and Chris “Pokerfox” Wallace.
Finally, in working on this one, there were three websites that were especially helpful: The Dragaera Timeline by Alexx Kay:
www.panix.com/~alexx/dragtime.html
; Mark Mandel’s Crack and Shards page:
www.speakeasy.org/~mamandel/Cracks-and-Shards/
; and the Dragaera Wiki:
dragaera.wikia.com/wiki/Special:MyHome
.
My sincere thanks to everyone involved in maintaining those sites.
Prologue
Sethra greeted me with the words, “There’s someone I’d like you to meet, Vlad.” I had expected something more like, “What are you doing here?” as I’d shown up at Dzur Mountain without any advance warning. But then, if Sethra Lavode had been accustomed to doing the expected, she wouldn’t have been Sethra Lavode.
I had been visiting my friend Morrolan, who had been kind enough to teleport me to Dzur Mountain, and after a long climb up a wide and tiring staircase I had found her in a library, reading a book that looked like it must have weighed ten pounds.
My familiar noticed it as well.
“It’s not a book, Boss. It’s a weapon. It lands on you, and that’s it.”
“I think you’re right.”
I was torn between curiosity about this person she wanted me to meet, and the business that had brought me. She asked if I wanted wine, and I did, and her servant, a strange, twitchy old guy named Tukko, thumped a bottle and a glass down in front of a chair. I sat and drank and said, “Who?”
“An Easterner.”
“From?”
“Far from here.”
“All the Eastern kingdoms are—”
“Very far. He doesn’t speak any language you’ve ever heard before.”
“But you have?”
“I hadn’t either, but I learned.”
“How?”
“The Necromancer taught me. Once you’ve learned a few languages, the others come easy. I’m working on teaching him ours, but it’s slow going.”
“How’d you meet him?”
“The Necromancer introduced us.”
“Well. Now I’m intrigued.”
“You were intrigued when I didn’t ask what brought you here.”
“All right, now I’m more intrigued.”
“What did bring you here?”
“Now that I’m out of the army, I thought we could swap war stories.”
She smiled and waited.
“Okay,” I said. “It’s this.” I opened my pouch, found the object, and held it out for her to inspect.
“My,” she said. “Where did you get it?”
“That’s a long story. What is it?”
“I’m not sure. It’s interesting, certainly.”
“Who goes first?”
“Up to you.”
“This guy you want me to meet—what’s the deal? He have a job for me?”
“Sort of. Not your usual kind.”
“By my usual kind, I assume you refer to my perfectly legitimate herb shop?”
“Yes. Not that.”
“What then?”
“He wants you to talk.”
“About what?”
“Everything. Everything you do, legal and illegal.”
I studied her. She looked serious. “Sethra, if I ever did something illegal—which of course I never have—why would I be so stupid as to talk about it?”
“Reason one: There is a lot of money in it. Reason two: There may, from time to time, be other things in it for you—useful trinkets. Reason three: Because I tell you, on my honor, that nothing you say will ever be heard by anyone who can do anything to you.”
“How much money?”
“Five hundred imperials’ worth of unminted gold for a few hours of conversation, with the option of doing it again if it works out for all concerned, and maybe several times.”
“Five hundred.”
“Yes.”
“That’s a lot. Why me?”
“He wanted me, but I won’t. I suggested you instead, because you can give him what he wants.”
“What does he want?”
“To understand what life is like here.”
“At Dzur Mountain?”
“In the Empire.”
“And I can tell him that?”
“I believe you can, yes.”
“No one will hear it? On your honor?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, I’ll meet him, and I’ll think about it.”
She nodded. “Good.” She held her hand out for it, and I gave her the object. She held it up and studied it carefully. It was a really remarkable thing—about the size of my palm, all of silver, except for the eyes, which appeared to be very tiny sapphires. The wings were thin, and filled with a multitude of tiny holes so the light shone through, and there were whiskers around the mouth. After a moment she pulled her eyes from it and looked back at me. “How did you say it came to you?”
“I happened to come across a recently deceased individual, and it was in a pouch at his belt.”
She smiled. “No you didn’t.”
“Why Sethra, whatever do you mean?”
“The idea of you going through the pockets of a random corpse you stumbled over is absurd. You’re trying to make me think it was someone you killed. But a Jhereg assassin never robs his victim. It’s unprofessional.”
“Now, how would you know that?”
“Vlad, I have been around a long, long time. So, tell me the truth. Where did you find the tiassa?”
“Is it important?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“For reasons full of mystical significance. Now tell.”
“I’d rather hear about the mystical significance.”
“I’m sure you would.”
“All right. You know the old market just above Northpier?”
“Very well.”
“That’s where I found it.”
“Just lying there?”
“Not exactly.”
“Well?”
“Now, about that mystical significance.”
“Vlad, I was kidding about that.”
“No you weren’t. You had that look you have when you’re telling the truth in a way you hope won’t be believed.”
That stopped her. “I’m impressed.”
“Thank you. Now, what exactly did you mean?”
“Tell me exactly how you found it.”
“It came to me in a dream.”
“How very tangible it is.”
“Okay, it was delivered by someone I only knew from a dream.”
She tilted her head and said, “I think it might be straight answer time, don’t you?” I opened my mouth, and she said, “Vlad, you know very well you never win these.”
That stopped me. “You’re right.”
“I’m listening.”
I started talking.
