Thraxas - The Complete Series (122 page)

“I do not see the two things as mutually exclusive,” protests Makri.

“Life was easier when you were an ignorant Barbarian.”

“I was never an ignorant Barbarian.”

“Well, you didn’t used to ramble on about hair and make-up. When you arrived in this city all you wanted to do was attend the university.”

“I still do. I may wear a little eyeliner when I get there.”

“What happened to Makri the demented swordswoman?”

“Make your mind up, Thraxas. Only last week you were lecturing me about killing the dwa dealer. You want me to kill someone? Fine. Just point me in the right direction.”

“I don’t want you to kill anyone.”

“Don’t worry about me,” says Makri, warming to the topic. “I’ll kill anyone that needs killing. Orcs, Humans, Elves, Trolls, dragons, snakes, mythical beasts—”

“Will you shut up about killing things?”

“What, so now I’m not meant to talk about killing people or make-up? Is there any subject you’d be happy with?”

“Solving a murder would be a good choice. How long is Lisutaris going to be?”

“I think she’s scheduled for a manicure as well. Copro brought his best assistant, and a nail specialist.”

Quite a long time apparently. Makri is showing little interest in the food in front of her, so I pile up a plate for a good second breakfast, meanwhile silently cursing Copro and his ilk. When I was young the city wasn’t full of beauticians. Old Consul Juvenius would have thrown Copro off the walls, and a good thing too.

“So what do you think?” says Makri.

“About what?”

“Dying my hair blonde.”

“I think you’ll look like a cheap whore. Stop asking me about it.”

“Do you have to be so unpleasant? Looking after Lisutaris is stressful. I need some relaxation.”

Unable to take any more of this, I carry my plate over to the window and stare out at the ice-covered garden. If Makri asks me one more time about her hair I’m going to turn her in as an accessory to murder. There’s some commotion in the long hallway and a messenger rushes in calling for Makri. He hands her a slip of paper. Makri breaks the seal and looks concerned.

“Bad news at the Assemblage.”

“The Sorcerers have got through—?”

“No. Sunstorm Ramius has dispatched Troverus to take Princess Direeva to dinner. Tilupasis is very concerned.”

Makri rises to her feet.

“I have to intercept them.”

“Who is Troverus?” I ask, feeling confused.

“Handsomest young man in Simnia, according to all reports. Tilupasis has been worried about him all along. That Ramius, he’s cunning.”

Makri starts making ready to leave. She has a determined look in her eyes.

“I won’t have it. No ‘handsomest young man in Simnia’ is going to charm Direeva into voting for Sunstorm Ramius.”

Makri hurries to don her armour, and throws her weapons into the small purse which contains the magic pocket. All the while she’s muttering about the perfidy of the Simnians.

“It’s underhand tactics. I’ll show them.”

“I thought you weren’t keen on this vote-winning business. You said it was corrupt.”

“It is. But I refuse to be defeated,” states Makri. “Look after Lisutaris till she gets to the Assemblage. And whatever you do, don’t insult Copro. He’s extremely temperamental.”

Makri takes a final, dissatisfied look at her nails, then hurries out. I sit down to finish off the food on the table, and ring for beer. The young servant who arrives has a noticeable rural accent. No doubt a sturdy and sensible woman from the outlying farmlands.

“What do you think of Copro?” I ask.

“He’s a great man, and a boon to the city,” she replies. “They should make him a Senator.”

I study her face.

“Was there much beauty treatment back on the farm?”

She shakes her head.

“That’s why I moved to the city.”

The city is doomed.

Lisutaris’s apprentice emerges from her private chambers. I learn that the Sorcerer will be ready in a little while.

“How long is a little while?”

“No more than an hour.”

Eventually Lisutaris emerges, accompanied by Copro and his two helpers.

“Thraxas.” Lisutaris greets me graciously. She is wide awake, the first time I’ve seen her like this since the Assemblage began. Copro is still fussing round her with a comb. He’s thin, dark, a little younger than I imagined. And not quite as lisping, though I wouldn’t want him on my side in a sword fight. I doubt he’d handle a blade as well as his comb. I note with displeasure that beneath his long hair, jewelled earrings glisten on his earlobes. A number of guilds in Turai use plain gold earrings as a mark of rank, but few men would wear jewels in their ears, apart from the foppish sons of wealthy Senators.

Copro motions extravagantly towards Lisutaris.

“Do you like it?”

“It’s wonderful. Lisutaris, we have to get to the Assemblage. Cicerius is starting to complain about your nonappearance. And Tilupasis is giving me a hard time.”

Lisutaris tells me she’ll be ready in an instant, and departs upstairs.

“I love your friend Makri,” says Copro. “Such a savage beauty.”

I grunt, and sit down.

“She really should let me do more with her hair.”

Makri has a vast unruly mane, remarkable in its own way. I can’t see her taking to any of the controlled styles favoured by Turai’s aristocrats. To my disappointment, Copro agrees with me.

“Of course, such a woman as Makri would not suit such a stylised coiffure. Her magnificent features would only be diminished. But a little styling to bring out her radiance, her force of character. A style the Abelasians call Summer Lightning. It would be breathtaking. I already did much the same for Princess Direeva.”

“You attend Direeva?”

“Princess Direeva insists on the best. I have often been called to the Southern Hills to assist.”

Not really wanting to engage in conversation with Copro, I busy myself with my beer, but Copro apparently finds me more interesting than I find him, because he sits down facing me at the table.

“You have such a fascinating job. Is it dangerous, tracking down all those criminals?”

“Yes.”

“Is it exciting?”

“No. But I need the money.”

Copro studies me. I’m just waiting for him to make some crack about my appearance. I’ve got long hair tied back in a ponytail, and if he suggests styling it I’m going to sling him out the front door. He asks me some more questions about my work and I grunt some replies. All the time I’m wishing that I wasn’t here in Lisutaris’s villa, and remembering that when I did live in the better part of town, I never felt all that comfortable about it. Finally Copro gives up on me and converses with Lisutaris’s apprentice about new styles just in from Samsarina. Summer fashions, apparently, although I can’t see why they want to talk about summer fashions when we’re still in the middle of winter.

Copro arrived in Turai with nothing, and now he’s rich. For all the hand-waving and vacuous conversation, I’d be willing to bet he’s a shrewd enough operator underneath, and smart enough never to be singed by a dragon.

Tiring of the conversation, I go in search of the Sorcerer. Servants look on with disapproval as I approach her private chambers, but I ignore them and find her in her room, sucking on her water pipe.

“Time to go,” I say, and drag her to her feet.

She looks at me with surprise.

“I can’t believe you just laid your hand on me.”

“It was either that or kill the beautician.”

“The last time anyone laid a hand on me I punished them with a heart attack spell.”

“I’d be surprised if you could remember a spell for a runny nose. Don’t you ever get sick of thazis dreams? Get your warm cloak on and call the carriage. We’re due at the Assemblage. You’ve got an election to win. Cicerius is paying me to make it happen. So let’s go,”

Lisutaris looks with longing at the water pipe.

“Touch that pipe again and I’m going to slug you.”

“I’d kill you if you did.”

“And then who’d get you off the murder rap? Face it, Lisutaris, you need me. So let’s go.”

Lisutaris looks at me with dislike.

“I didn’t realise how unpleasant you were.”

“Then you’re the only person in Turai who didn’t. I’m famous for being unpleasant. Now get ready before I pick you up and throw you in the carriage.”

Lisutaris bundles about a hundred sticks of thazis into a magic pocket and starts smoking them on the way to the Assemblage. We’re hardly out of Truth is Beauty Lane when her head starts lolling about. I grab the thazis from her hand and toss it out the carriage window.

“What the hell’s the matter with you? You used to be a good Sorcerer and now you’re about as much use as a eunuch in a brothel.”

She shakes her head slowly.

“I’m worried I might have killed Darius.”

“You seemed sure you didn’t.”

“I’m not so sure now,” she says, and takes another thazis stick from her magic pocket. Lisutaris, Mistress of the Sky, is starting to fall apart. By the time we get to the Assemblage she’s unsteady on her feet. Tilupasis intercepts her at the door and leads her off to some private room before the other Sorcerers can see the state she’s in. Makri and Princess Direeva are looking on.

“She wasn’t like this ten years ago,” says Direeva. Her hair sways gently. The dragon scales, finely cut by a jeweller, sparkle brilliantly in the torchlight.

“Just our bad luck that Sunstorm Ramius is a clean-living sort of Sorcerer.”

Direeva enquires if I’ve made any progress on the case. I’m noncommittal.

“I’ll get there in the end. Depends how much time I have. How is the hiding spell?”

“Strong enough,” replies the Princess.

Last night Melus the Fair visited Lisutaris’s villa to add her power to the incantation, strengthening the spell. I hope we can trust Melus. She’s sharp as an Elf’s ear and has close ties to Lisutaris, but it’s one more person who might give us away. The weight of events is getting to me. Makri wonders what would happen if Lisutaris managed to win the election and was then found to be implicated in the murder.

“Hard to say. As far as I understand the Sorcerers’ rules, the head of the Guild can’t be expelled. Lasat, Axe of Gold, is the temporary leader, but once he confirms the new Sorcerer in their post they can’t be removed. And given that important upper-class citizens in Turai are usually allowed the opportunity to slip off into exile before being convicted of a serious crime, Lisutaris might still end up as head of the Guild, exiled in another city.”

“Could she ever return to Turai?”

“Maybe, when the heat died down. I think Cicerius is hoping for something like that, if I can’t clear her name. Won’t help you or me, though.”

I’m firmly of the Turanian lower classes. Even my name marks me out as such. If I’m implicated in a murder, no one will look the other way while I flee the city.

Makri has intercepted Princess Direeva before her appointment with Troverus. She’s doing her best to keep her entertained with tales of her exploits in the gladiatorial arena. Direeva seems interested.

“I too have often had to fight. When my grandfather died my uncle attempted to seize the kingdom from my father. It took two years of continual warfare till he was in control. My uncle hired an army of Orcish mercenaries, and it was only with help from the Abelasians that we overcame them. Darius Cloud Walker was our ally. We will miss him.”

A cunning look comes into Makri’s eyes.

“Yes, it’s a terrible loss. But now you have thirty votes to spare, I expect you’ll be transferring them to Lisutaris.”

“Is that why you have been hospitable?” says Direeva, slightly stiffly.

“Of course not,” replies Makri, a little flustered. “I’m naturally hospitable to any woman who can lead an army. But now your friend has been brutally murdered, you have to vote for someone. I mean, it’s a shame your old ally ended up in a snowdrift with my knife in his back, but you can’t dwell on the past. Voting for Lisutaris seems like the natural thing to do … given that Darius was unfortunately killed in Thraxas’s office … just the other night … with my knife…”

Makri’s voice tails off. She holds up her hand.

“Do you like this nail varnish? I’m not sure about it.”

Direeva laughs, quite heartily for a Princess.

“If you get exiled from Turai you can stay with me in the Southern Hills,” she says. “I may vote for Lisutaris. Having seen Turai, I’d say it’s vital to you that Lisutaris becomes head of the Guild. I did not know that your strength was so diminished. You’re extremely vulnerable to attack from the Orcs.”

“They haven’t recovered from the beating we gave them last time,” I say.

Princess Direeva isn’t so sure.

“It’s difficult to predict when a new leader may arise to unite the Orcish nations and lead them against the west.”

I’ve been through one major Orc war and I don’t expect to live out my days without seeing another, so I’m interested in Direeva’s opinions.

“You weren’t expecting it last time,” she continues. “King Bhergaz of Aztol was of no special importance till the neighbouring country asked him to intervene in their succession dispute. He put his own cousin in charge, got control of the eastern trade route, started dealing in gold and slaves and became rich. Next thing anybody knew he was calling himself Bhergaz the Fierce and raising an army to conquer the region. Once he got Rezaz the Butcher on his side he became effective leader of the Orc lands only six years after ascending to the throne of Aztol. And you remember what happened after that.”

I certainly do. Without the timely intervention of the Elvish armies, Turai would now be a province of Aztol.

“The Kingdom of Aztol hasn’t recovered from defeat,” continues the Princess. “But Gzak is growing stronger. It’s a rich land and a lot of Orcs still look up to Gzak for its victories last century.”

“So you think Gzak will invade?” asks Makri. She doesn’t sound too distressed by the prospect. Here in Turai she can never find enough Orcs to kill.

“It’s possible. But hard to predict. It takes something special to unite the Orcs. Last century Ormizoan the Great started his career as leader of a small band of rebels. The same magnetism that made his followers stand by him in difficult times eventually made him war leader of the entire east. The Orc lands are rarely peaceful. Who knows if one of the current warring rebel Princes might be destined for greatness? Have you heard of the young Prince Amrag of Kose who just overthrew the King? He was abandoned as a bastard child, so the story goes, but his brilliant guerrilla warfare proved too much for the army to contend with. He has a reputation as a very charismatic Orc.”