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Authors: David Mitchell

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  1. East Midlands, laudable self-loathing of
    1
  2. EasyJet
    1
    ,
    2
  3. Ebdon, Peter, similarity to Vladimir Putin
    1
  4. education:
    1. and Bibles in schools
      1
    2. and students’ complaints
      1
    3. and teachers’ pay
      1
      ,
      2
    4. teaching of history
      1
    5. universities
      1
  5. Edward II
    1
  6. Elizabeth II
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    ,
    4
    ,
    5
    1. diamond jubilee of
      1
      ,
      2
    2. Guardian
      article on
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      ,
      2
    3. “went bonkers” over corgis’ food
      1
    4. see also
      monarchy
  7. Ellison, Jane
    1
  8. Elms, Mark
    1
    ,
    2
  9. Emberg, Bella
    1
  10. emigrating and happiness
    1
  11. Empire of the Sun
    1
  12. Endeavour
    1
  13. England soccer team
    1
    ,
    2
  14. English Heritage
    1
  15. English Tourist Board,
    see
    Visit England
  16. Estinel, Martin
    1
  17. Eton College
    1
  18. Evans, Sir Richard
    1
  19. exercise, women’s attitude towards
    1
  1. Facebook:
    1. and anonymous messages
      1
    2. and food
      1
  2. fairytales
    1
  3. Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, The
    , remake of
    1
  4. Fallon, Michael
    1
  5. fan fiction
    1
  6. Fantastic Four, The
    1
  7. Farage, Nigel
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    1. and “nasty party” image
      1
  8. Farmer, Colin
    1
  9. fashion:
    1. anti-
      1
    2. invoking, as marketing
      1
  10. Fawlty Towers
    1
  11. Ferguson, Niall
    1
  12. Ferrari, Nick
    1
  13. Figes, Orlando
    1
    ,
    2
  14. Financial Services Authority
    1
    ,
    2
  15. Findus, horse in lasagnes of
    1
    ,
    2
  16. Fish, Michael
    1
    ,
    2
  17. fish stocks
    1
  18. fitness (and lack of)
    1
    ,
    2
  19. Flintoff, Andrew
    1
  20. Flintstones, The
    1
    ,
    2
  21. food:
    1. and advertising
      1
      ,
      2
    2. budget
      1
    3. cereals
      1
    4. horse, not beef
      1
    5. and Michelin
      1
    6. and neo-Nazis
      1
    7. and social media
      1
  22. football, and colour of strip
    1
  23. Forth Bridge
    1
  24. Fournier, Mark
    1
  25. Fowler, Steve
    1
  26. Fox, Emilia
    1
  27. France, UK’s military agreements with
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  28. Frasier
    1
    ,
    2
  29. Freegard, Siobhan
    1
  30. Freud, Matthew
    1
  31. Full Monty, The
    1
  1. G, Ali
    1
  2. Gaddafi, Col.
    1
  3. Gangnam Style
    1
  4. Gant, Charles
    1
  5. Garfield, Andrew
    1
  6. Gascoigne, Paul
    1
  7. Gauthier, Alexandre
    1
  8. gay people:
    1. and B&B owners
      1
    2. and football
      1
    3. Markovic’s insults against
      1
    4. and marriage
      1
    5. Silvester’s insults against
      1
  9. general elections:
    1. 1992
      1
    2. 1997
      1
    3. 2010:
      1. Brown confirms date of
        1
      2. crises preceding
        1
      3. DM’s ludicrous predictions concerning
        1
      4. and leaders’ wives
        1
      5. leadership debates preceding
        1
      6. UKIP manifesto for
        1
  10. Genesis, Book of
    1
  11. Germany:
    1. and Hitler salute
      1
    2. post-WW
      1
      2
  12. Gingritch, Callista
    1
  13. Gingritch, Newt, meretricious shittiness of
    1
    ,
    2
  14. Girlguiding UK
    1
  15. Glass, Ira
    1
  16. global financial crisis
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    ,
    4
    ,
    5
    1. and bankers
      1
      ,
      2
    2. and silver linings
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  17. gold
    1
  18. Goldman Sachs
    1
    ,
    2
  19. Good Life restaurant
    1
  20. Google
    1
    1. Android OS of, new name for
      1
    2. “Don’t Be Evil” motto of
      1
    3. and poppies
      1
    4. tax avoidance by
      1
      ,
      2
  21. Google Street View
    1
  22. Goujon, Gilles
    1
  23. Gove, Michael
    1
    ,
    2
    1. and Bibles
      1
    2. and WW
      1
  24. grammar
    1
    ,
    2
    1. see also
      punctuation
  25. Grant, Hugh
    1
  26. Gray, Andy
    1
  27. Grayling, Chris
    1
  28. Great British Bake-Off, The
    1
  29. Great Expectations
    1
  30. Griffin, Nick, crowd-pleasing bankruptcy of
    1
  31. Griffiths, Helen
    1
  32. Gruffalo
    ,
    The
    1
  33. Guardian
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    ,
    4
    1. DM slated on website of
      1
  34. Guides,
    see
    Girlguiding UK
  35. Guinness, Alec
    1
  36. Gulf of Mexico, oil spill in (Deepwater Horizon)
    1
    ,
    2
  37. Gyngell, Skye, annoyance at critical acclaim of
    1
  1. Hague, Fld Mshl Douglas
    1
  2. Halifax, Lord
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
  3. Hall, Sir Peter
    1
  4. Hamill, Mark
    1
  5. Hamlet cigars
    1
  6. Hammond, Richard
    1
  7. Hare, David
    1
  8. Harris, Evan
    1
  9. Harry, Prince:
    1. party gear of
      1
    2. as TV-show idea
      1
  10. Harry Potter books/films
    1
  11. Hart, Miranda
    1
  12. hashtags
    1
  13. Hay Festival
    1
  14. Hayward, Tony
    1
  15. Heart Attack Grill
    1
  16. Heat
    1
  17. Henry IV of France
    1
  18. Henry VIII
    1
  19. Heroes
    1
  20. Heyhoe Flint, Rachael
    1
  21. Hill, Amanda
    1
  22. Hillsborough
    1
  23. history, teaching of
    1
  24. Hitler, Adolf
    1
    1. Tussauds likeness of
      1
  25. Hoddesdon
    1
  26. Hoffman, Dustin
    1
  27. Hollande, François, comic love life of
    1
  28. Holocaust Educational Trust
    1
  29. homelessness
    1
  30. Homes Under the Hammer
    1
  31. homophobia
    1
  32. horsemeat scandal, and why DM is
    1. glad it happened
      1
  33. Howe, Geoffrey
    1
  34. HS2
    1
  35. Huhne, Chris
    1
    ,
    2
  36. Humphrys, John
    1
    ,
    2
  37. Hunt, Jeremy
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
  38. Hunt, Tristram
    1
  39. Hurley, Liz
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  1. Iceland (company)
    1
  2. Idle, Eric
    1
  3. Incredibles, The
    1
  4. India
    1
  5. Inspector Morse
    1
    ,
    2
  6. internet dating
    1
    ,
    2
  7. Iraq:
    1. invasion of
      1
      1. Chilcott Inquiry into
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  8. IT consultants, as TV-show idea
    1
  1. James Bond films
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    1. Casino Royale
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    2. Skyfall
      1
  2. Janner, Lord
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    ,
    2
  3. Jenkin, Bernard
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  4. Jif/Cif
    1
  5. Jodrell Bank
    1
  6. Johnson, Boris
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    ,
    2
    ,
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    ,
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    ,
    5
    ,
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  7. Jordan, Queen of
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  8. Jowell, Tessa
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    ,
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  1. Katz, Ian
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    ,
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  2. Kellogg’s
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  3. Kelly, Sir Christopher
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    ,
    2
  4. Kennedy, Charles
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  5. Kent, Clark
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  6. Richard Keys, inability to believe that women can understand the offside rule of
    1
  7. King, Ledley
    1
  8. King’s Speech, The
    1
  9. KitKat
    1
    ,
    2
    1. see also
      Google: Android OS of
  1. Lagerling, John
    1
  2. Land Girls
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  3. Lange, Steffen
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    ,
    2
  4. Langfield, Joanna
    1
  5. Leicester City FC
    1
  6. Leicester, University of
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  7. Lewis
    1
    ,
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    ,
    3
  8. Lidl
    1
  9. Lineker, Gary
    1
  10. Lion Bar, retail backlash against fashion industry orchestrated by
    1
  11. Liverpool FC
    1
  12. Lobdell, Scott
    1
  13. Logan, Gaby
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  14. London Fashion Week
    1
  15. Lords, House of, as TV-show idea
    1
  16. Louis XIV
    1
    ,
    2
  17. Louis XVI
    1
  18. Lucas, George
    1
    ,
    2
    ,
    3
    ,
    4
  19. Lucasfilm
    1
  20. Lumley, Joanna
    1
  21. Lygo, Carl
    1
  22. Lyons, Sir Michael
    1

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