The Worm King (48 page)

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T
he
aforementioned account
may have offended Australians, Māoris, Jews, People-that-Eat-Salads, Christians,
cocker spaniels and Hittites. However rest assured, all characters are
fictional. Well, nearly all of them. Except for most of the historical figures
mentioned, people like Sargon of Arkkad and all that lot, they were real. Peanuts
is certainly real. All the historical places mentioned, those are real too. And
the comet? Yeth, that could happen.

Except it’ll be worse

Bad Bob