Read The Witches of Eastwick Online
Authors: John Updike
Tags: #Fantasy, #Fiction, #Large Type Books, #Women, #Literary, #Fiction - General, #Science Fiction And Fantasy, #Contemporary, #Fantasy - Contemporary, #Witches, #Devil, #Women - Rhode Island, #Rhode Island
"There's only one word for that," Sukie said.
"Yeah, what's that?"
"Electrifying."
Van Home aped being offended. "Shit, if I'd known that's the kind of flirtatious featherheaded thing you like to say I wouldn't have wasted my time spilling my guts. You play tennis?"
Sukie stood up a little taller. Alexandra experienced a wish to stroke that long flat stretch from the other woman's breasts to below her waist, the way one longs to dart out a hand and stroke the belly a cat on its back elongates in stretching, the toes of its hind paws a-tremble in this moment of muscular ecstasy.
Sukie
was just so nicely
made.
"A bit," she said, her tongue peeking through her smile and adhering for a moment to her upper lip.
"You gotta come over in a couple weeks or so, I'm having a court put in."
Alexandra interrupted. "You can't fill wetlands," she said.
This big stranger wiped his lips and repulsively eyed her. "Once they're filled," he said in his imperfectly synchronized, slightly slurring voice, "they're not wet."
"The snowy egrets like to nest there, in the dead elms out back."
"T, O,
U, G
, F," Van Home said. "Tough."
From the sudden stariness of his eyes she wondered if he was wearing contact lenses. His conversation did seem distracted by a constant slipshod effort to keep himself together. "Oh," she said, and what Alexandra noticed now gave her, already slightly dizzy, the sensation of looking down a deep hole. His aura was gone. He had absolutely none, like a dead man or a wooden idol, above his head of greasy hair.
Sukie laughed, pealingly; her dainty round belly pumped under the waistband of her suede skirt in sympathy with her diaphragm. "I love that. May I quote you, Mr. Van Home? Filled Wetlands No Longer Wet, Declares Intriguing New Citizen."
Disgusted by this mating dance, Alexandra turned away. The auras of all the others at the party were blinding now, like the peripheral lights along a highway as raindrops collect on the windshield. And very stupidly she felt within herself the obscuring moisture of an unwanted infatuation condensing. The big man was a bundle of needs; he was a chasm that sucked her heart out of her chest.
Old Mrs. Lovecraft, her aura the tawdry magenta of those who are well pleased with their lives and fully expect to go to Heaven, came up to Alexandra bleating, "Sandy dear, we
miss
you at the Garden Club. You
mustn't
keep so to yourself."
"Do
I
keep to myself? I
feel
busy. I've been putting up tomatoes, it's just incredible the way they kept coming this fall."
"I
know
you've been gardening; Horace and I admire your house every time we drive down Orchard Road: that cunning little bed you have by your doorway, chock-a-block full of button mums. I've several times said to him, 'Let's
do
drop in,' but then I think, No, she might be making her litde
things,
and we don't want to disrurfc her inspiration."
Making her little things or love with Joe Marino, Alexandra thought: that was what Franny Lovecraft was implying. In a town like Eastwick there were no secrets, just areas of avoidance. When she and Oz were still together and new in town they had spent a number of evenings in the company of sweet old bores like the Lovecrafts; now Alexandra felt infinitely fallen from the world of decent and dreary amusements they represented.
"I'll come to some meetings this winter, when there's nothing else to do," Alexandra said, relenting. "When I'm homesick for nature," she added, though knowing she would never go, she was far beyond such tame delights. "I like the slide shows on English gardens; are you having any of them?"
"You
must
come next
Thursday," Franny Lovecraft
insisted, overplay
ing her hand as people of minor
distinction—vice-pres
idents of savings banks, grand-
daughters of cli
pper-ship captains—will. "Daisy
Robeson's son Warwick has
just
got back from three
years in Iran, where he and his lovely little family had
such
a nice time, he w
as working as an adviser there,
it somehow has all to d
o with oil, he says the Shah is
performing miracles,
all this splendid modern archi
tecture right in their capital city—oh, what
is
its name, I want to say New Delhi "
Alexandra offered no help though she knew the name Tehran; the devil was getting into her.
"At
any
rate, Wicky is going to give a slide show on Oriental rugs. You see, Sandy dear, in the Arab mind, the rug
is
a garden, it's an indoor garden in their tents and palaces in the middle of all that desert, and there's all manner of real flowers in the design, that to casual eyes looks so abstract. Now
doesn't
that sound fascinating?"
"It does," Alexandra said. Mrs. Lovecraft had adorned her wrinkled throat, collapsed upon itself in folds and gulleys like those of an eroded roadside embankment, with a strand of artificial pearls of which the centerpiece was an antique mother-of-pearl egg in which a tiny gold cross had been tediously inlaid. With an irritated psychic effort, Alexandra willed the frayed old string to break; fake pearls slipped down the old lady's sunken front and cascaded in constellations to the floor.
The floor of the church parlor was covered with industrial carpeting the dull green of goose scat; it muffled the patter of pearls. The crowd was slow to detect the disaster, and at first only those in the immediate vicinity stooped to collect them. Mrs. Lovecraft, her face blanched with shock beneath the patches of rouge, was herself too arthritic and brittle to stoop. Alexandra, while kneeling at the old lady's dropsical feet, wickedly willed the narrow strained straps of her once-fashionable lizardskin shoes to come undone. Wickedness was like food: once you got started it was hard to stop; the gut expanded to take in more and more. Alexandra straightened up and set a half-dozen retrieved pearls in her victim's trembling, blue-knuckled, greedily cupped hand. Then she backed away, through the widening circle of squatting searchers. These bodies squatting seemed grotesque giant cabbages of muscle and avidity and cloth; their auras were all confused like watercolors running together to make gray. Her way to the door was blocked by Reverend Parsley, his handsome waxy face with that Peer Gynt tweak of doom to it. Like many a man who shaves in the morning, he sported a visible stubble by nighttime.
"Alexandra,"
he began, his voice deliberately forced into its most searching, low-pitched register. "I was
so
much hoping to see you here tonight." He wanted her. He was tired of fucking Sukie. In the nervousness of his overture he reached up to scratch his quaintly combed head, and his intended victim took the opportunity to snap the cheap expansion band of his important-looking gold-plated watch, an Omega. He felt it release and grabbed the expensive accessory where it was entangled in his shirt cuff before it had time to drop. This gave Alexandra a second to slip past the smear of his starded face—a pathetic smear, as she was to remember it guiltily; as if by sleeping with him she could have saved him—into the open air, the grateful black air.
The night was m
oonless. The crickets stridulate
d their everlasting monotonous meaningful note. Car headlights swept by on Cocumscussoc Way, and the bushes by the church door, nearly stripped of leaves, sprang up sharp in the illumination like the complicated mandibles and jointed feelers and legs of insects magnified. The air smelled faintly of apples making cider by themselves, in their own skins where these apples fell uncollected and rotting in the neglected orchards that backed up onto the church property, empty land waiting for its developer. The sheltering humped shapes of cars waited in the gravel parking lot. Her own little Subaru figured in her mind as a pumpkin-colored tunnel at whose far end glowed the silence of her rustic kitchen, Coal's tail-thumping welcome, the breathing of her children as they lay asleep or feigning in their rooms, having turned off television the instant her headlights glared at the windows. She would check them, their bodies each in its room and bed, and then take twenty of her baked bubbies, cunningly stacked so that no two had touched and married, out of the Swedish kiln, which would st
ill be ticking, cooling, ta
lking to her as of the events in the house in the time in which she had been away—for time flowed everywhere, not just in the rivulet of the delta in which we have been drifting. Then, duty done to her bubbies, and to her bladder, and to her teeth, she would enter upon the spacious queendom of her bed, a kingdom without a king, all hers. Alexandra was reading an endless novel by a woman with three names and an airbrushed photograph of herself on the shiny jacket; a few pages of its interminable woolly adventures among cliffs and castles served each night to smooth the border-crossing into unconsciousness. In her dreams she ranged far and wide, above the housetops, visiting rooms carved confusedly from the jumble of her past but seemingly solid as her oneiric self stood in each one, a ghost brimming with obscure mourning as she picked up an apple-shaped pincushion from her mother's sewing basket or waited while staring out at the snow-capped mountains for a playmate long dead to telephone. In her dreams omens cavorted around her as gaudily as papier-mache advertisements beckoning innocents this way and that at an amusement park. Yet we never look forward to dreams, any more than to the fabled adventures that follow death.
Gravel crackled at her back. A dark man touched the soft flesh above her elbow; his touch was icy, or perhaps she was feverish. She jumped, frightened. He was chuckling. "The damnedest thing happened back in there just now. The old dame whose pearls let loose a minute ago tripped over her own shoes in her excitement and everybody's scared she broke her hip."
"How sad," Alexandra said, sincerely but absent-mindedly, her spirit drifting, her heart still thumping from the scare he gave her.
Darryl Van Home leaned close and thrust words into her ear. "Don't forget, sweetheart. Think bigger. I'll check into that gallery. We'll be in touch. Nitey-nite."
"You actually
went?"
Alexandra asked Jane with a dull thrill of pleasure, over the phone.
"Why not?" Jane said firmly. "He really did have the music for the Brahms Sonata in E Minor, and plays amazingly. Like Liberace, only without all that smiling. You wouldn't think it; his hands don't look like they could do anything, somehow."
"You were alone? I keep pict
uring that perfume ad." The one which showed a young male violinist seducing his accompanist in her low-cut gown.
"Don't be vulgar, Alexandra. He feels quite asexual to me. And there are all these workmen around, including your friend Joe Marino, all dressed up in his little checked hat with a feather in it. And there's this
constant rumbling from the back
hoes moving boulders for the tennis court. Evidently they've had to do a lot of blasting."
"How can he get away with that, it's wetlands."
"
I
don't know, sweet, but he has the permit tacked up right on a tree."
"The poor egrets."
"Oh Lexa, they have all the rest of Rhode Island to nest in. What's nature for if it's not adaptable?"
"It's adaptable up to a point. Then it gets hurt feelings."
October's crinkled gold hung in her kitchen window; the big ragged leaves on her grape arbor were turning brown, from the edges in. Off to the left, toward her bog, a little stand of birches released in a shiver of wind a handful as of bright spear-points, twinkling as they fell to the lawn. "How long did you stay?"
"Oh," Jane drawled, lying. "About an hour. Maybe an hour and a half. He really
doe
s
have some feeling for music and his manner when you're alone with him isn't as clownish as it may have seemed at the concert. He said being in a church, even a Unitarian one, gave him the creeps. I think behind all that bluffing he's really rather shy."
"Darling. You never give up, do you?"
Alexandra felt Jane Smart's lips move an inch back from the mouthpiece in indignation. Bakelite, the first of the synthetic polymers, that man had said. Jane-was saying hissingly, "I don't see it's a question of giving up or not, it's a question of doing your thing. You do your thing moping around in your garden in men's pants and then cooking up your little figurines, but to make music you
must
have people.
Other
peo-pl
e."
"They're not figurines and I don't mope around."
Jane was going on, "You and Sukie are always poking fun of my being with Ray Neff ever and yet until this other man has shown up the only music I could make in town was with Ray."
Alexandra was going on, "They're
sculptures,
just because they're not on
a
big scale like
a
Calder or Moore, you sound as vulgar as Whatsisname did, insinuating I should do something bigger so some expensive New York gallery can take fifty percent, even if they
were
to sell, which I very much doubt. Everything now is so trendy and violent."
"Is that what he said? So he had a proposition for you too."
"I wouldn't call it a proposition, just typical New York pushiness, sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong. They all have to be in on the action, any action."
"He's fascinated by us," Jane Smart asserted. "Why we all live up here wasting our sweetness on the desert air."
"Tell him Narragansett Bay has always taken oddballs in and what's he doing up here himself?"
"I wonder." In her flat Massachusetts Bay style Jane slighted the
r.
"He almost gives the impression that things got too hot for him where fie was. And he does love all the space in the big house. He owns three pianos, honestly, though one of them is an upright
that he keeps in his library; he has all these beautiful old books, with leather bindings and titles in Latin."
"Did he give you anything to drink?"
"Just tea. This manservant he has, that he talks Spanish to, brought it on a huge tray with a lot of liqueurs in funny old bottles that had that air, you know, of coming out of a cellar full of cobwebs."
"I thought you said you just had tea."
"Well really, Lexa, maybe I did have a sip of blackberry cordial or something Fidel was very enthusiastic about called mescal; if I'd known I was going to have to make such a complete report I'd have written the name down. You're worse than the CIA."
"I'm sorry, Jane. I'm very jealous, I suppose. And my
period
.
It's lasted five days now, ever since the concert, and the ovary on the left side
hurts.
Do you think it could be menopause?"
"At thirty-eight? Honey, really."
"Well then it must be cancer."
"It couldn't be cancer."
"Why couldn't it be?"
"Because you're you. You have too much magic to have cancer."
"Some days I don't feel like I have any magic. Anyway, other people have magic too." She was thinking of Gina, Joe's wife. Gina must hate her. The Italian word for witch was
strega.
All over Sicily, Joe had told her, they give each other the evil
eye. "Some days my insides feel
all lied in knots."
"See Doc Pat, if you're seriously worried," said Jane, not quite unsympathetically. Dr. Henry Paterson, a plump pink man their age, with wounded wide watery eyes and a beautiful gentle Firm touch when he palpated. His wife had left him years ago. He had never grasped why or remarried.
"He makes me feel strange," Alexandra said. "The way he drapes you with a sheet and does everything under that."
"The poor man, what is he supposed to do?"
"Not be so sly. I have a body. He knows it. I know it. Why do we have to pretend with this sheet?"
"They all get sued," Jane said, "if there isn't any nurse in the room." Her voice had a double to it, like a television signal when a truck goes by. This wasn't what she had called to talk about. Something else was on her mind.
"What else did you learn at Van Home's?" Alexandra asked.
"Well
—promise you won't tell anybody."
"Not even Sukie?"
"Especially not Sukie. It's about her. Darryl is really rather remarkable, he picks everything up. He stayed at the reception later than we did, I went off to have a beer with the rest of the quartet at the Bronze Barrel—"