Read The Twyborn Affair Online
Authors: Patrick White
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Two or three weeks later Mrs Trist received a letter.
Dearest Eadith,
You will remember we discussed your coming down to âWardrobes'. I am writing to suggest you choose your week-endâand do make it a long oneâFriday till MondayâThursday
till Tuesday if you feel expansive and can tear yourself away from your
business
. (Ada appeared so competent.)
Most of us lead such busy lives we need our little distractions. I'd particularly like you to come while Spring is still with us.
Yours affectly,
Ursula
P.S. Rod would love to drive you down.
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As the bawd had not set eyes on Rod since the afternoon he brought his sister to Beckwith Street she doubted he would love to drive her down. Yet there was evidence that she had not fallen entirely from grace in that she received indirect guidance from him at a moment when she most needed it.
Mrs Trist could have become involved in a tiresome scandal following the death of a brigadier, whose brother, a worldly cleric, had also been known to patronise her house (in discreet mufti, needless to say.) Brigadier Blenkinsop, whose death might have caused Mrs Trist such vexation, had in fact died astride Jule the negress from Sierra Leone. Jule could not resist boasting, âHad a general die on top of me last night. You should've heard the clatter his medals made as he left off spurring me on.' While Helga her lover grew tearful, hysterical, remorseful for the life they were leading, so far removed from her ideal of love between women.
It was Gravenor, Eadith gathered, who sent her a lawyer, as well as a man of some importance from Scotland Yard whose sympathy might have extended itself had Mrs Trist been willing.
In the circumstances she had not answered Ursula Untermeyer's letter. She was too distracted, not only by a scandal fortunately averted by the skill and sympathy of her advisers, and not a little of her own money. She was also emotionally unsettled by an episode of a different kind following on the brigadier's death and Ursula's invitation.
Mrs Trist had been to visit an aged, ailing prostitute known to her slightly from her sojourn in Hendrey Street. Elderly even in those days, Maisie specialised in meeting trains, but would sometimes
venture as far as the Dilly and the scornful jeers of the plushy mob in their silver foxes, mink, and squirrel, whose beat it was.
Maisie had been let live in the attic of a house belonging to a rich benevolent queer, who was in the habit of siphoning off some of her rougher trade. On her patron's death, the house became the subject of endless legal wrangles, with Maisie a forgotten part of it. On the ground floor, in what had been the dining-room, there was a claw-footed bath lying on its side, for no reason Eadith had ever heard explained. All the lower part of the house was unfurnished, the stairs uncarpeted and dry-rotten, rickety banisters with whole sections of the uprights missing. Only on the attic floor did life return, in a flowering of crochet and knick-knacks, the lank bodies of empty dresses hanging half-hidden by a faded cretonne curtain, face powder merging with spilt flour, tea becoming grit on an unswept floor. It was pretty much of a mouse-hole, but snug.
Eadith found Maisie toothless for her illness, though as she remembered, the Victoria Station prostitute had always been inclined to do without her teeth when not professionally engaged.
Now she cackled at Mrs Trist through the general squalor, leaking gas, and sickroom smells, âLove isn't what it's cracked up to be, loveâor is it?'
Eadith did not know how to answer, except by sternly mopping up Maisie's incontinence, and flushing its more solid parts down a grey and reluctant lavatory on a lower landing.
Maisie wheezed, âDon't worry, love. I'll be at it again when I'm on me feet.' Lying side by side with an organdy hat and the grubbiest, most lifeless Arctic fox, the monstrous heels of her glacé shoes bore witness to the torments her feet must suffer. âWon't ever let it get me down. I'll go straight up amongst those snooty molls on the Dilly. One of 'em, you know, has a wotchermecallâa chow-chow dog on the beat with 'er. Says the bloody dog brings the customers on by pissin' on their legs.'
Maisie paused to clear some phlegm out of her throat.
âThose girls are pros. My trouble isâI've always been an amatcher. Not that I don't give an honest-to-God professional fuck. And collect
the money that's due for it. But I always done itânow don't laugh, Eadie TristâI done it for love. Whether it was with some Hindu steward, or Gyppo stoker, or poxy British corporal. That was 'ow I built up me business. Anyways, I think it was.'
Her cheeks were growing flushed as her mind wafted her. If the five-bob tart was raised by her delusions towards apotheosis, the successful bawd was racked by the clearsighted view she had of her own failures, her anxieties, her disproportion. There was little more she could do for the present beyond leaving an assortment of notes beside the oiled carton in use as a sputum mug, and in the kitchen, a saucepan of soup she had brewed up. Maisie, if she ever awoke, would probably ignore the soup in favour of her gin.
Heading for âhome' across the great squares with their classical mansions and fuzz of elms, Mrs Trist was conscious of entering another world of make-believe. At a church the curtain was going up on a fashionable wedding; at a house the guests, both invited and parasitic, were boring into a reception for a Balkan princess. Mrs Trist had read about both these functions while still only projected, in newspapers which the ephemeral chic, including herself, read less and less for fear of what they did not wish to find.
In the central, proprietorial garden of one of the squares, a gang of men was digging a pit for what people had begun referring to as a âshelter'. They paused in their work for a look at the woman passing the other side of the railings. Their expressions, half of them serious, half jocular, did not intimidate her. If she had turned on them and offered what Maisie would have called an âhonest-to-God professional fuck', these solid British workmen would have grown sheepish, too bashful to respond, at any rate by daylight, to a lady's improper suggestion.
So Mrs Trist spanked on her way, and on reaching a more populous thoroughfare, was faced with an incident involving another elderly woman, of a slightly higher social level than Maisie the sick whore.
The person in question was falling to her knees. She arrived on them just as Eadith Trist reached the opposite kerb. The woman
landed with the dull thump of some commodity unrelated to her station or appearance: flour perhaps, or pollard, or even cement. Her handbag and hat were flung in opposite directions. Exposed by her fall, her hair was of a fashionable cut and tint, at odds with the veined face, the puffy body of a woman of substance rather than rank.
From kneeling, she had collapsed, and was lying on her side moaning and panting as Mrs Trist reached the opposite shore.
Too many rescues in one afternoon, Eadith would have liked to decide, till she caught sight of the woman's knee through a torn stocking, and felt she was to some extent responsible. (The nun inside her would not allow evasion, any more than Gravenor's ânymphomaniac' could resist the perversions of her own brothel and Maisie's pavement life.)
Eadith stood looking down. The victim lay moaning, toadfish mouth smeared with coral lipstick, cheeks, for which the prescribed facials had done next to nothing, palpitating under their network of veins. Dimmed by glaucoma, cataract, or whatever, the staring eyes were not necessarily those of the toad but of any variety of stale fish laid out on the slab at an unreliable fishmonger's.
âDon't worry,' the rescuer, now the victim, advised; âI'm going to help you.'
The woman, or she might have preferred âlady', kept grinding her golden coiffure against the unresponsive pavement. âOh, what will become of us? I'm so grateful, my dear. I'd only like you to know I mustn't suffer any pain. Money is no object.' She stretched her arm in the direction of the bag from which she had been separated by an act of God; then began a disconnected whimpering against all acts human or divine.
Her rescuer helped her into a nearby chemist's, where she was treated for her few scratches and abrasions. What worried her most was the torn stocking, through which dimpled her milk-white knee, and her restored handbag, for wondering what she might have lost while separated from it. She kept rummaging through the bag, checking its contents: passport, keys, keys, passport; never satis
fied, it appeared, until after patting the coils of flesh upholstering her middle, her ribs, her thorax, she hauled up a little chamois bag which must have been lodged somewhere between her breasts.
Reassured, she sat smiling, if tremulously, on the chemist's stool. âYou don't know what I owe you, darling,' she informed the one who had cut the strings trussing her as she lay, incredibly, on a London pavement. âI am Australian,' she confessed between gasps, in case her saviour had got it wrong. âMy husband used to tell me that being Australian had given me an inferiority complex. Well, it isn't
true
! It's simply that one doesn't want people to mistake one's better nature for a worse.'
As on other painfully personal occasions the past began reaching out to Eadith through that shuddering of water which memory becomes visually, till out of time's wake, and this bloated body straining at the seams of its expensive black, surfaced Joanie Sewell Golson.
If memory troubled Eadith/Eddie/Eudoxia, there was only a slight presentiment of recognition in Joanie's blurred eyes and at the corners of her lipstuck mouth, of a colour someone like herself would have considered a âpretty
feminine
tone'.
Joanie kept peering up. âMy eyesight isn't what it used to be. Actually, it's pretty ghastly. But I shan't go blindâthough they've more or less told me that I shall. I've begun investigating Christian Science. A bore really. But if it works â¦'
She kept on blinking at her rescuer, eyes outlined in rheum, tears, and in spite of Christian Science, the drops with which she would be treating her ailment.
Old. Or at any rate, older than Eadith.
Inside her skin Mrs Trist recoiled from Joan Golson's predicament.
âShouldn't I call you a cab?' she suggested. âAnd help you home?'
Obsessed by the aura of her benefactress, if not her image, Mrs Golson must have forgotten what had happened, but suddenly remembered she was an object for pity, and slipped back too easily into the cloak of martyrdom.
âOh dear, yes! If you'd be so kind,' she whimpered at the woman
on whose goodness she depended; and when Eadith had telephoned the cab-rank, and paid for the call, âThough my eyesight isn't what it was, I can tell you're kind, my dear. I can feel it.' In spite of her perception, a hand reached out in its black kid glove, a diamond bracelet rustling at the wristâto touch, to reassure herself, to possess.
By the time the taxi arrived Mrs Golson had grown very old indeed. Wheezing, groaning, panting, hobbling, she let herself be helped into it. The burden fell on her nurse-companion; the chemist had had enough, and the casualty might have had enough of the chemist the way she shrugged him off.
When the two women were at last alone in the airless taxi, Mrs Golson told, âSince my husband died, I seem to have been at the mercy of every-body and everything.' She might have thrown in God as well if she had known her companion better. âMind you, Curlyâpoor lambâhad his limitations. He was a manâbut we need them, don't we?'
Had Mrs Trist tried to free her hand from the black kid vice grasping it, she might not have succeeded. For the present, she let things be.
âAre you married?' Mrs Golson asked on what seemed like an impulse.
âI expect you could call it that,' Mrs Trist answered.
âLike most of us.' Her fellow sufferer sighed; then she brightened. âI always enjoyed our breakfasts together. At least I think I did.'
All the while the stale-fish eyes were directed at the figure beside her. âI wish I could see better. I know I'd find something to encourage me to live.'
They were approaching the hotel Mrs Golson had named as her London address.
âI hope you'll come, my dearâand we'll pick a chop together.'
Only at this point did the black-kid hand relinquish a hand. âI'll give you my card,' Joanie threatened, and began rummaging again in her overstuffed crocodile bag for the gold card-case. âTelephone me,' the coral mouth, the blear eyes commanded, âand I'll get them
to keep us a table in the grill room. So difficult today, but Aldo and I understand each other. Curly used to say, “Got to make it worth their while. Have no illusions about the lower classes”.' She laughed, exposing her gold bridges for this new and sympathetic friend. âI hope to see you,' she added, without sounding overconfident.
After the stout person had been ejected from the cab and handed into the keeping of a porter as prolifically hung with brass as any dray-horse, Mrs Trist had herself driven away.
She sat bowed above the visiting card:
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LADY GOLSON
38 MORWONG CRESCENT
VAUCLUSE
SYDNEY
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She felt guilty she had not known enough to react appreciatively to Joanie's ladyhood. In itself an epitaph, she saw it carved in stone, rising above the couch-grass runners and paspalum ergot of a colonial democracy. Which of her own epitaphs would she choose if she had a say in the matter? Or would she settle for the anonymity of dust?
As she was driven away Mrs Trist could not bring herself to look back, for fear of being faced on the one hand with Sir Boyd and Lady Golson, on the other Judge and Mrs Twyborn, huddled round the Pantocrator on the steps of the Connaught Hotel.
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He came to drive her down on the dot of the time specified. She heard his cold, precise voice asking Ada to announce his arrival to âMrs Trist', as though it had been a normal house. She was already downstairs, standing in the small office-parlour where she had received them the day he brought his sister.
Now he said he wouldn't come in; he'd wait in the sun. She could hear his feet, restive on the tessellated walk between street and entrance.
She realised she was trembling. She hoped she would be able to control her hands, her lips, not only at this artificial reunion with
her protector, but on meeting his sister's friends. Herself the whore-mistress. In its state of mid-afternoon sloth the house gave nothing away. It was a Thursday as Ursula had wished.
She went out carrying her own bag, not gushing and gnashing as she had rehearsed, and as she had seen and heard Diana, Cecily, even Ursula herself, though in the latter's case, the gush was a cold one, the gnash more the champing of an exquisitely poised Arab mare. Eadith felt in advance that the impression she would make on the one she most wanted to impress could only be sombre.
She arrived on the step without yielding the bag Ada had wanted to wrest from her. Gravenor did not attempt. His back was turned as he contemplated the car in which he was preparing to drive his sister's friend down to Wiltshire.
He did look at her at last. âI haven't come too early, have I?'
âYou couldn't be more punctual,' she assured him.
He had something of the school prefect, or undergraduate obeying custom by fetching a girl down for May Week, except that he was a middle-aged man in shabby, once expensive tweeds, and freckles on the pouches under his eyes.
He took his dressing-case from her. âIs this all?' he asked, with the air of one who had vaguely expected hat-boxes and a wardrobe trunk.
âYes,' she answered, âthis is all.' In her heart of hearts she was returning before she had arrived.
He threw the case, one could not have said vindictively, into the back seat, then fastened down the waterproof cover.
Rod was driving a sports-Bentley of ten years back, pretty shabby if its owner hadn't been in a position to indulge his taste in shabbiness. As well as eccentric women.
He did not look at her, or help much, beyond opening the door to admit her to the passenger seat. Crackled but still luxurious, the upholstery matched the shabbiness affected by the owner. The chassis, mudguards, and bonnet testified on the other hand to the pride in ownership of some anonymous minion still devoted to nobility.
They drove through the grey fringes of London, a reality which did not cancel out the more brilliant frivolous world of Gravenor and Ursula and their friends, or the half-world of Beckwith Street. Eadith herself might have claimed that Maisie, the bronchial septuagenarian prostitute, had for her a reality which the housewives of Lambeth and Southwark would never convey. Whatever compassion she had in her was roused by overtones of purple, not by grey surfaces. No doubt the grey world would condemn her for coldness and âperversion'.
Gravenor appeared disinclined to talk and in her present mood she was happy to fall in with his silence.
Until as they whizzed through some mock-Tudor township, he turned to her and asked, âHow's business, Eadith?'
She admitted to being satisfied, then that she was doing very well indeed.
âYou'll be able to retire and marry. Marriage is what I'm told successful whores and madams aspire to. I've heard of oneâperhaps we ought to call her “courtesan”âwho built a convent to her favourite saint in gratitude for her patronage.'
It was a conceit they could enjoy together, though she detected in his laughter a slight edge which was meant to cut.
âUnfortunately,' she told him, âI wasn't born a Catholic, and conversions have never convinced me.'
âA pity. You might have set yourself up as the patron saint of chastity.'
A little farther on, in a peaceful stretch of road, he put out a hand and she accepted it. She must persuade herself to be grateful for the crumbs.
For a mile or two they remained gently united, when anger made him exert his strength, which she was forced to return. Their knuckles whitened into fists; her fingers developed a wiriness they should not have possessed.
She tore free.
She sat shivering, the scarf she had tied round her head for the journey by open car streaming out behind them.
She admitted to feeling nervous: nothing to do with Ursula, whom she now knew as well as one ever knows a woman of such fragile composition, but the prospect of facing Ursula's friends.
He laughed. âYou'll find “Wardrobes” more like a whorehouse than Baby would ever let herself see.' Then he added, âI don't guarantee it'll make you feel more at home, Eadie. But we'll have each other, shan't we?'
Whether spoken in irony or not, it warned her. âI can't remember you ever calling me “Eadie”. Why, suddenly, now?'
âTo make you feel at home.' He spoke with perfect gravity, but still she suspected irony.
âWardrobes' was less pretentious than she had imagined: no palace, not even a country mansion, but a compact, rather chubby manor embellished only by its gateposts and chimneys, and dormer windows set in the striations of its grey roof. Across one more sheltered wing, beech and birch had cast an afternoon shadow, like mauve lichen invading by creeping inches a stone shoulder of this house standing firm and grey in an altering landscape. For spring had swollen to early summer since Ursula issued her invitation, neglected on account of the barely averted scandal of Brigadier Blenkinsop's unseemly death.
Eadith could see at a glance that the house, if blessedly more modest, was as perfect as she would have expected of its owner. If there was a dash of complacency, that, too, was not unexpected.
More surprising were the two little King Charles spaniels wagging and swivelling, amiably sycophantic, as Ursula advanced to greet her guest. She was holding an old, ivory-tinted, ivory-handled parasol to protect her complexion from a watery sun. There was a scent of lavender from the dogs' brushing against its borders. Ursula looked down, frowning in the midst of her smiling welcome, drawing aside from the antics of her dogs who were obviously there only for effect, as were the borders of English and tussocks of Italian lavender, the clumps of white candytuft advanced to seeding stage by now. Ursula could have been frown-laughing as much for the
no longer perfect candytuft as for the gambollings of her not-so-pet dogs. She herself was as unnatural in that casually devised work of art, an English garden, as would have been a meticulously executed Persian miniature fallen amongst a herbaceous border.
âDarling,' Baby's giggle had an ivory scroll to it, âI can't tell you how honoured I am!'
Her brother turned back to attend to his car, leaving Eadith Trist to galumph as best she could beside her hostess while a servant carried the dressing-case. In the presence of so much management, perfection, contrivance, Mrs Trist felt she might have been wearing a surgical bootâor had sprouted a beard. At least Lady Ursula would not allow herself to notice anything peculiar.
The house was cool to cold, furnished with mock simplicity to disguise genuine luxury.
Ursula apologised. âCountryâyou may even find it a bit primitive, Eadith darling. But isn't that the point?'
As they went upstairs, a peasant-woman hauling up a bucket from a well faced them on the wall of a half-landing.
âCould never make up my mind about Courbet,' Ursula murmured. âWogs adored him.'
Without waiting for the anonymous servant meekly carrying the Vuitton bag, the hostess broke open cupboards, tore open drawers, on the perfumes of lavender and verbena. Till on introducing her guest to the bathroom, she affected an akimbo stance, perhaps in keeping with her Courbet peasant. As in Mrs Trist's own house, the bathroom fittings were sympathetically antique, the lavatory bowl not unlike that on which Dulcie's faint had been witnessed by Lady Ursula.
âYou'll be comfortableâand happy, I hope,' she enjoined the one who might be the catch of her house party. âAt least nobody,' she said, âis arriving till tomorrow evening. In the meantime we can be together
âen famille
so to speak.'
With a last smile she left Mrs Trist to her meagre unpacking. A maid was prepared to take over, but she dismissed her assistant, not knowing what she would have done after turning on the
HOT
and
COLD
, flushing the antique lavatory, and feeling the bed to ascertain its temperament; it was hardly ascetic.
Rod appeared, and kissed her on the mouth with the cold gravity she could not accuse him of adopting since it was she who had forced it on him.
âThey have tea for us,' he told her, âin what Baby calls the library.'
They went down like an engaged couple, hand in hand, or stars of an operette from which the organdy frills were missing.
Baby was waiting for them behind silver trays better stocked than the ones in town. They were seemingly prepared for those who had been on a tramp through the woods, and returned smelling of leaf-mould, fungus, sweaty woollens, with an appetite for butter-sodden muffins. In addition to the muffins, there was a plate of little pink-iced cakes for Nanny's charges, and a fruit-cake which might have been the archetype, breathing brandy even at a distance, glittering with cherries and candied peel, and coagulations of moist black currants.
Although she claimed that a âgood old-fashioned tea' was her favourite meal and that the country air worked wonders with her appetite, Ursula remained almost as abstemious as she had been in town. She broke off a piece from the innocuous base of one of the small pink cakes while making a little face at the icing.
Gravenor tucked into the muffins after spreading a handkerchief over bony knees, then wiping bony fingers on a second. He gave up rather grumpily on noticing that he had spotted his none too spotless tweeds.
The guest alone did justice to the tea, sampling everything more than once, and emptying three cups to Ursula's languid half. Eadith left off only out of guilt, wondering how much her hosts could have noticed.
But they probably hadn't; they were too busily engaged in discussing family affairs: what to do about Nanny Watkins now that she was senile and all but paralysed.
âSomething must be done,' Gravenor decided.
âSomething must be done,' Ursula agreed piercingly.
âWe can't abandon poor Nanny.'
âNo, we can't abandon her. Or at least
I
can'tâbecause I see that I'm the one who will have to do whatever is done.'
âFor the moment you're in the best position.' Gravenor sat rubbing ever more furiously at the butter spots on his shaggy tweed. âWe can expect nothing from the Old Manâwith Zillah draining him as she is.'
âOh,
Zillah! No
!' Ursula tossed her immaculate helmet. âI am the oneâit is always I.'
âWell, Baby, you have the toothpaste money behind you.'
âNot in realisable cash. Most of it's invested in what will be left to the nation.' She waved her hand vaguely to indicate the objects in her house. âThat was what Julius wanted.'
âYou can't tell me that an old fox like Wogsâand a vixen like you, darlingâdidn't allow yourself a few peanuts, golden ones, to play around with.'
âHow horrid you can be!' Ursula was so put out by her adored brother she was only too glad of friendship however recent and superficial. âRod has never understood, Eadith, what I've been through. As if death weren't enoughâon top of it the death duties! I can only believe it suits my brother not to realise. Having frittered away his own, he expects me to fritter what is left of what in fact I don't control.'
Perhaps as a relief from her exasperation she poured a saucer of milky tea for her unwanted decorative dogs, which, in their clumsiness, they slopped over a Persian rug.
All the perfection, the elegant contrivances against sordid life, seemed to be deserting Ursula. She had got up and was striding jerkily round the room.
âNobody,' she moaned, âcan imagine my responsibilities. The tenants alone! Down in the village they expect me to install a
flushing lavatory
in every cottage. At the rents they pay!'
Rod remained preserved in calm. âIf you don't,' he suggested, âyour head will roll the quicker at the Revolution.'
âBy now I don't care. And you, darling Eadith,' she had approached
her friend and, bending down, embraced her almost passionately, âwhat you must think of us! At least I know part of what you're thinking: how glad I am to have held off and escaped a monster.'
After this the lady of the house announced she was a wreck and must lie down before dinner.
Gravenor might have decided, not necessarily that he, too, was a wreck, but that he had had enough of an outsider who had seen and heard too much. He withdrew, smelling of gunpowder, Eadith thought, in an opposite direction from his sister.
Left alone, the guest went out on a paved terrace guarded by a balustrade, and urns from which trailers of a small white flower, suggestive of premature moonlight, were spilling over. Early though it was, the dark had begun gathering, or not so much dark as mist rising through a beech copse in a hollow. Ursula herself could not have planted such mature trees, though she might have deployed them thus if she had. They went with her, as did the white flowers and the deceptively unostentatious house, its grey now deepening to overall mauve.
Eadith wandered some distance from the house through the moist air of the gathering darkness and perfectly tended informal surroundings. Hungry for colour, she looked for the delphiniums Ursula must surely have had her gardeners plant, but on this evening of mist their few early spires seemed to have been drained, or infused with the prevailing white. The one sustaining note, she owed to memory: that of a crimson hibiscus trumpet which suddenly blared through the scoring of this lovely effete damp-laden garden.