The Ted Dreams (20 page)

The Cloning of Joanna May
Joanna May thought herself unique, indivisible – until one day, to her hideous shock, she discovered herself to be five: though childless she was a mother; though an only child she was surrounded by sisters young enough to be her daughters – Jane, Julie, Gina and Alice, the clones of Joanna May.

How will they withstand the shock of first meeting? And what of the avenging Carl, Joanna’s former husband and the clones’ creator: will he take revenge for his wife’s infidelity and destroy her sisters one by one?

The Cloning of Joanna May
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The Rules of Life
A voice beyond the grave provides us with the rules of life, love and laundry.

Gabriella Sumpter is dead. But in 2004, her voice returns, from beyond the grave, to recall the details of what she calls “the course of a selfish and most agreeable life” – her own.

She tells of her long-time lover, Timothy Tovey, and the battles with Janice, his wife... of Stavros, her ‘Greek waiter’... of Walter James, who burns down her house in a fit of jealous pique. And through this tale of loves lost and cast aside, Gabriella tells us the rules of life she has picked up along the way.

The Rules of Life
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The Shrapnel Academy
Named after the exploding cannonball, The Shrapnel Academy houses a mix of truly disparate characters in this eruptive saga by bestselling author Fay Weldon.

On the anniversary of the Eve of the Battle of Waterloo, an assortment of unusual dinner guests gather for what should be a peaceful weekend at a remote country house.

But fate provides a snowstorm, making escape impossible; lust, jealousy, bigotry, chauvinism, and pure greed provide the other essential ingredients for a weekend that erupts into a free-for-all of sex, mutiny, and murder…

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Worst Fears
Beautiful and talented, Alexandra Ludd is a star on the stage in London and a queen at her home in the country. But her husband, the great theatre critic Ned Ludd, has just died of a heart attack and her perfect world is about to fall apart.

In the days between his death and the funeral, Alexandra learns more about her husband than she ever knew in his life and comes face to face with her own blind naïvety. She’s up against good friends and bad rivals, the highs of denial and the lows of her worst fears coming true.

As grief shakes everyone around her, what goes on behind closed doors is fast becoming the talk of the town.

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Darcy’s Utopia
If you ruled the world, what would you do?

Scandalous Eleanor Darcy, wild young wife of a world-famous economist, sketches her vision of Utopia to two journalists, Hugo Vansitart and Valerie Jones. In glorious detail, she describes an earthly paradise of peace, love and technological progress where sex is plentiful and money does not exist. Such is Eleanor’s charisma that, to their own astonishment, Hugo and Valerie abandon their families to succumb to some erotic impulses of their own.

From the storyteller who is constantly measuring the moral pulse of men and women, Darcy’s Utopia is an uproarious and subversive riff on the age-old battle of the sexes.

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Female Friends
Marjorie, Grace and me. How foolishly we loved, and murderous we are. We have had six children between us, but have done to death, as if to balance the scales, some six of our nearest and dearest. And though the world does not acknowledge such deaths as murder, we know in our hearts that they are.

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They first met as children in 1940s London. Thirty years later, the three friends make their way through an almost unrecognizable post-war society, coping with oppressive husbands, children, parents, and the messy business of life.

From bestselling author Fay Weldon comes a brilliantly witty and caustic, yet deeply compassionate novel exploring the lives and loves three women and a friendship that endures all that life can throw at them.

Female Friends
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Life Force
Nothing happens, and nothing happens, and then everything happens…

Many years earlier, Leslie Beck entered the lives of four female friends—some married, some not, some more innocent than others. Now he is back to stir old desires and rivalries, to revitalise, if he can, the secrets, passions and infidelities of the past.

From bestselling author Fay Weldon comes a novel about pleasure—how we pursue it, how it fits into our lives, how we judge it. The life force must not be denied. More than just a mischievous, glorious novel, here is a literary handbook to all our pasts and, with any luck, our futures.

Life Force
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Splitting
How many characters make up one woman’s personality?

There is certainly more to Lady Rice than her husband realizes - at least three other people currently share his wife’s body. And when Sir Edwin Rice decides to apply for divorce, these other personalities begin to emerge…

A darkly comic portrait of one woman’s shattering response to divorce.

Splitting
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Moon Over Minneapolis
In this superlative anthology, Fay Weldon introduces readers to a cast of mothers, children, wives, and lovers—all of them unforgettable, timeless female characters. In “Subject to Diary,” a successful fortyish career woman sits in an abortion clinic pondering motherhood.