The Tale of Krispos (138 page)

Sarkis’ doughy face twitched in a grin. “Isn’t it the truth, Your Majesty? Every general wants every campaign to be a walkover, but you can make yourself a reputation that will live forever if you get one of those in a lifetime. The trouble is, you see, the chap on the other side wants his walkover, too, and doesn’t much care to cooperate in yours. Rude and inconsiderate of him, if you ask me.”

“At the very least,” Krispos agreed. After the company of archers reassembled well beyond the hay bales, another unit approached and pelted the targets with javelins. Farther away, a regiment split in two to get in some more realistic mounted swordwork. They tried not to hurt one another in practices like that, but Krispos knew the healers would have some extra work tonight.

“Their spirits seem as high as you could hope for,” Sarkis said judiciously. “No hesitation about going out for another crack at the heretics, anyhow.” He used the word with no irony whatever, though his own beliefs were anything but orthodox.

Krispos didn’t twit him about it, not today. After some thought, he’d figured out the difference between the Vaspurakaners’ heterodoxy and that of the Thanasioi. The “princes” might not want any part of that version of the faith that emanated from Videssos the city, but they also weren’t interested in imposing their version on Videssos the city. Krispos could live with that.

He said, “Where do you suppose the Thanasioi will pop up this season?”

“Wherever they can make the worst nuisances of themselves,” Sarkis answered at once. “Livanios proved how dangerous he is last year. He won’t hurt us in a small way if he has the chance to hurt us in a big one.”

Since that accorded all too well with Krispos’ view of the situation, he only grunted by way of reply. Not far away, a youngster in gilded chain mail rode up to the hay-bale targets and flung light spears at them. Katakolon’s aim wasn’t bad, but could have been better.

Krispos cupped his hands to his mouth and yelled, “Everybody knows you can use your lance, son, but you’ve got to get the javelin down, too!”

Katakolon’s head whipped around. He spotted his father and stuck out his tongue at him. Ribald howls rose from the horsemen who heard. Sarkis’ chuckle held dry amusement. “You’ll give him a reputation that way. I suppose it’s what you have in mind.”

“As a matter of fact, yes. If you’re a lecher at my age, you’re a laughingstock, but young men pride themselves on how hard they can go—so to speak.”

“So to speak, indeed.” Sarkis chuckled again, even more dryly than before. Then he sighed. “We ought to get some practice in ourselves. Battles take funny turns sometimes.”

“So we should.” Krispos sighed, too. “The good god knows I’ll be sore for a long time after I start working, though. I begin to see I won’t be able to go out on a campaign forever.”

“You?” Sarkis ran a hand along his own corpulent frame. “Your Majesty, you’re still svelte. I’ve put almost another me inside my mail here.”

Krispos made an imperial decision. “I’ll start exercising—tomorrow.” The trouble with being Avtokrator was that none of the demands of the job went away when you concentrated on any one thing. You had to plug leaks everywhere at once, or some of them would get beyond the plugging stage while you weren’t watching.

He went back to the palaces to make sure he didn’t fall too far behind on matters of trade and commerce. He was examining customs reports from Prista, the imperial outpost on the northern shore of the Videssian Sea, when someone tapped on the door to the study. He glanced up, expecting to see Barsymes or another of the chamberlains. But it was none of them—it was Drina.

His frown was almost a scowl. She should have known better than to bother him while he was working. “Yes?” he said curtly.

Drina looked more than nervous—she looked frightened. She dropped to her knees and then to her belly in a full proskynesis. Krispos took a couple of seconds to wonder about the propriety of having the woman who warmed his bed prostrate herself before him. But by the time he decided she needn’t bother, she was already rising. But she kept her eyes to the floor, her voice was small and her stammer large as she began, “May it p-please Your Majesty—”

With that start, it probably wouldn’t. Krispos almost said as much. The only thing that held him back was a strong suspicion she’d flee if he pressed her too hard. Since she’d braved bearding him at his work, whatever she had on her mind was important to her. Trying at least to sound neutral, he asked, “What’s troubling you, Drina?”

“Your Majesty, I’m pregnant,” she blurted.

He opened his mouth to answer her, but no words came out. After a little while, he realized she didn’t need to keep looking at the back of his throat. He needed two tries to close his mouth, but managed in the end. “You’re telling me it’s mine?” he got out at last.

Drina nodded. “Your Majesty, I didn’t—I mean, I haven’t—so it must—” She spread her hands, as if that would help her explain better than her tongue, which seemed as fumbling as Krispos’.

“Well, well,” he said, and then again, because it let him make noise without making sense, “Well, well.” Another pause and he produced a coherent sentence, then a second one: “I didn’t expect that to happen. If it was the night I think it was, I didn’t expect anything to happen.”

“People never do, Your Majesty.” Drina tried a wary smile, but still looked ready to run away. “But it does happen, or there wouldn’t be any more people after a while.”

The Thanasioi would like that,
he thought. He shook his head. Drina was too much a creature of her body and her urges ever to make a Thanasiot, just as he was himself. “An imperial bastard,” he said, more to himself than to her.

“Is it your first, Your Majesty?” she asked. Now fear and a peculiar sort of pride warred in her voice. She held her chin a little higher.

“The first time I’ve fathered a child since Dara died, you mean? No,” Krispos said. “It happened twice before, as a matter of fact, but once the mother miscarried and the other time the babe lived but a couple of days. Phos’ choice, not mine, if that’s what you’re wondering. Both were years ago; I thought my seed had gone cold. I hope your luck will be better.”

Hearing that, she let her face open up like a flower suddenly touched by the sun. “Oh, thank you, Your Majesty!” she breathed.

“Neither you nor the child will ever want,” Krispos promised. “If you don’t know I care for my own, you don’t know me.” For the past twenty years, the whole Empire had been his own. Maybe that was why he worried so much about every detail of its life.

“Everyone knows Your Majesty is kind and generous.” Drina’s smile got wider still.

“Everyone doesn’t know any such thing,” he answered sharply. “So you don’t misunderstand, here are two things I won’t do: number one, I won’t marry you. I won’t let this babe disturb the succession if it turns out to be a boy. Trying to get me to break my word about that will be the fastest way you can think of to make me angry. Do you have that?”

“Yes,” she whispered. The smile flickered.

“I’m sorry to speak so plain to you, but I want to leave you in no doubt about these matters,” Krispos said. “Here is the second thing: if you have a swarm of relatives who descend on me looking for jobs with no work for high pay, they’ll go home to wherever they came from with stripes on their backs. I already told you I won’t stint on what I give you, and of course you may share that with whomever you like. But the fisc is not a toy and it does have a bottom. All right?”

“Your Majesty, how can the likes of me argue with whatever you choose to do?” Drina sounded frightened again.

The plain answer was that she couldn’t. Krispos didn’t say that; it would just have alarmed her further. What he did say was: “Go and tell Barsymes what you’ve just told me. Tell him I said you’re to be treated with every consideration, too.”

“I will, Your Majesty. Thank you. Uh, Your Majesty—”

“What now?” Krispos asked when she showed no sign of saying anything more than
uh.

“Will you still want me?” she said, and then stood there as if she wished the mosaic floor would open and swallow her up. Like most Videssians, she was olive-skinned; Krispos thought he saw her blush anyhow.

He got up, came around the desk, and put an arm around her. “I expect so, now and again,” he said. “But if you have some young man waiting under the Amphitheater for the next race, so to speak, don’t be shy about saying so. I wouldn’t have you do anything you don’t care to.” He’d watched Anthimos take advantage of so many women that moderation came easy to him: anything Anthimos did was a good bet to have been wrong.

“It’s not that,” Drina said quickly. “I just—worry that you’ll forget about me.”

“I already said I wouldn’t. I do keep my word.” Thinking she needed more reassurance than words, he patted her on the backside. She sighed and snuggled against him. He let her stay for a bit, then said, “Go on, go see Barsymes. He’ll take care of you.”

Snuffling a little, Drina went. Krispos stood in the study, listening to her footsteps fade as she walked down the hall. When he couldn’t hear them anymore, he returned to his seat and to the customs reports he’d been reviewing. But he soon found he had to shove aside the parchments: he couldn’t concentrate on what was in them.

“An imperial bastard,” he said quietly. “
My
bastard. Well, well, what am I going to do about that?”

He was a man who believed in making plans as implicitly as he believed in Phos. Fathering a child at his age wasn’t in any of those he’d made so far.
No help for it,
he told himself.
I’ll have to come up with some new ones.

He knew he might not need them; so many children never lived to grow up. As in so many things, though, better to have and not need than to need and not have. Besides, you always hoped your children lived unless you were a fanatical Thanasiot who thought all life ought to vanish from the earth and be quick about it, too.

If he had a daughter, things would stay simple. When she grew up, he’d do his best to make sure she married someone well disposed to him. That was what marriages were for, after all: joining together families that could be useful to each other.

If he had a son, now…He clicked his tongue between his teeth. That would complicate matters. Some Avtokrators had their bastards made into eunuchs; some had risen to high rank in the temples or at the palace. It was certainly one way of guaranteeing the boy would never challenge his legitimate sons for the throne: being physically imperfect, eunuchs could not claim imperial rank in Videssos or Makuran or any other country he knew of.

Krispos made that clicking noise again. He wasn’t sure he had the stomach for that, no matter how expedient it might be. He stared down at the delicately veined marble desktop, wondering what to do. He was so lost in his thoughts, the tap on the door frame made him jump. He looked up. This time it was Barsymes.

“I am given to understand congratulations are in order, Your Majesty?” the vestiarios said carefully.

“Thank you, esteemed sir. I’m given to understand the same thing myself.” Krispos managed a rueful laugh. “Life has a way of going off on its own path, not the one you’d choose for it.”

“Very true. As you have requested, every care will be given to the mother-to-be. As part of that care, I gather you will want to ensure, so far as is feasible, that she does not acquire an exaggerated notion either of her own station or that of her offspring.”

“You’ve hit in the center of the target, Barsymes. Can you imagine me, say, disinheriting the sons I have for the sake of a by-blow? Not a cook could find a better recipe for civil war after I’m gone.”

“What you say is true, Your Majesty. And yet—” Barsymes stepped out into the hallway, looked right and left. Even after he was sure no one save Krispos could hear him, he lowered his voice. “And yet, Your Majesty, one of your sons may be lost to you, and you’ve not expressed entire satisfaction with any of them.”

“But why should I expect the next one to be any better?” Krispos said. “Besides, I’d have to wait twenty years to have any idea what sort of man he is, and who says I have twenty years left? I might, aye, but the odds aren’t the best. So I’d sooner discommode the one young bastard than the three older legitimate boys.”

“I would not think of faulting the logic; I merely wondered if Your Majesty had fully considered the situation. I see you have: well and good.” The vestiarios ran pale tongue across paler lips. “I also wondered if you were, ah, besotted with the mother of the child-to-be.”

“So I’d do stupid things to keep her happy, you mean?” Krispos said. Barsymes nodded. Krispos started to laugh, but restrained himself—that would have been cruel. “No, esteemed sir. Drina’s very pleasant, but I’ve not lost my head.”

“Ah,” Barsymes said again. He seldom showed much emotion, and this moment was no exception to the rule; nonetheless, Krispos thought he heard relief in that single syllable.

I’ve not lost my head.
That might have been the watchword for his reign, and for his life. If it had left him on the cold-blooded side, it had also given the Empire of Videssos more than two decades of steady, sensible rule. There were worse exchanges.

He remembered the thought he’d had before. “Esteemed sir, may I ask a question that might perturb you? Please understand my aim is not to cause you pain, but to learn.”

“Ask, Your Majesty,” Barsymes replied at once. “You are the Avtokrator; you have the right.”

“Very well, then. To make sure dynastic problems don’t come up, Avtokrators have been known to make eunuchs of their bastard offspring. You know your life as only one who lives it can. What have you to say of it?”

The vestiarios gave the question his usual grave consideration. “The pain of the gelding does not last forever, of course. I have never known desire, so I do not particularly pine for it, though that is not true of all my kind. But being set aside forever from the general run of mankind—there is the true curse of the eunuch, Your Majesty. So far as any of us knows, it has no balm.”

“Thank you, esteemed sir.” Krispos put the thought in the place where bad ideas belong. He felt an urgent need to change the subject. “By the good god!” he exclaimed, as heartily as he could. Barsymes raised an interrogative eyebrow. He explained: “No matter how smoothly things go, I’ll never hear the end of teasing about this from my sons. I’ve given them a hard time about their affairs, but now I’m the one who’s gone and put a loaf in a serving maid’s oven.”