The Square (2 page)

And then, as her breasts are bared to the light and Jay’s pursed lips bear down upon her puckered nipple like a lunar pod landing, dreadfully, unexpectedly, Jane hears Patrick’s key rattle in the lock. Patrick is outside. He is coming home. Everything goes into slow motion. Seconds yawn as she, Jane, computes the noise, figures out that he, Patrick, her husband, is in the Square, he’s outside, he’s standing on the doorstep of the house, their house, their shared home, where he will discover her, his wife, Jane, without a bra, and that he will also discover him, Jay, their neighbour and her lover, ready to suck her breast, his stiff cock within seconds of fucking her, up against the wall of their hall.

There is no time for a game plan. Even if they had one. There is no time for anything. Time has slowed down, but there is no time.

It is sheer unadulterated adulterous panic in the hall. Jay whips round, takes the stairs two at a time and hides in – where? Jane has no idea. He just hides. Upstairs. The houses in the Square are all the same. He knows the layout.

The door opens, is caught by the chain. She hears Patrick calling through the door.

“Darling? Are you there? My afternoon meeting was cancelled.”

She squawks a response, pours her arms into the cashmere, jumps back into her trousers, charges into the music room, finds a CD, shoves it into the machine, shoves her bra behind it, scrambles her fingers over the buttons, presses Play and turns it up. Music, blessed music floods the house.

Absurdly, it’s the piano pieces for George’s Grade Two.

Jane adjusts her top, zips her trousers, opens the door, smiles. The above actions have taken about eight seconds. Patrick is bemused.

“We never, ever chain the door, darling, what’s going on, why?”

“Oh, I got a letter from, you know, from Neighbourhood Watch today,” says Jane, casually guiding him into the music room, and shutting the door firmly.

“Which said we should always chain the front door.”

Her blood is thundering in her ears. The CD is thundering in the room. Jay is upstairs. It is all she can focus on. Jay. Upstairs. Actually, he is about twelve feet away. She feels as if the roof is going to lift off the house. Or perhaps the doors will fly open, or the walls fall away, like a doll’s house, and she will be discovered. And then it will all be over. George’s music crashes on.

Has Jay got the initiative to use the music as cover? He’d bloody well better. She gestures to her unusually unkempt appearance.

“I was just about to take a shower,” she shouts, over a short study by Bartók. “Then we’ll have tea, shall we? Lovely to have you back so early!”

And then, deliverance. The unmistakeable sound of the front door closing, very quietly. He doesn’t hear it. She hears it, because she has been yearning to hear it. Thank God, Christ and all the saints and fucking hell. That was close.

She waits a moment, then opens the door of the living room gently, to find the hall completely empty. The music hammers on.

“Just let me take that shower, darling,” she calls easily over her shoulder to her husband, the cuckold, who is sitting looking at the front cover of
The Mail.

“This is the most dreadful rag, sweetie. Don’t know why you love it,” he shouts.

She pads towards her upstairs bathroom.

In the shower, she finds herself shaking, and then laughing. She feels as if she has been in a farce by Alan Ayckbourn.

Two hours later, the same music comes out of the room, only this time being played, far more slowly, by an actual child.

Jane looks at herself in the hall mirror again. As guilt, closely followed by relief, washes across her body one more time, she allows herself a small conspiratorial smile before briskly taking the stairs up to her bedroom.

Downstairs, things are not going well. “Try this piece,” says Roberta. “The lit-tle boys of St Paul’s,” she sings as George’s fingers with bitten nails slowly achieve the broken chord, “they pull all the app-les down”.

Patrick comes into the music room. His socks have large potatoes in the toes. He peers over Roberta’s shoulder at the page of music.

We’re never going to get anywhere, thinks Roberta, if these two don’t leave me alone. Children are no problem to teach. It’s the parents you have to watch out for.

“Isn’t that marvellous, Roberta,” he smiles at her. “A piece about St Paul’s when St Paul’s itself is just around the corner! Well, a mile or so off, but still.” He sighs. “Grew up in Barnsley. Never quite lost the magic of living in London.
Sic monument requirit
, and all that. You?”

“Oh, very dull,” says Roberta. “Maidenhead.”

She smiles up at Patrick.

“Come on, George. One last time and then that’s your lesson done with.”

Patrick pads out of the room again, picks up an envelope from the doormat, opens it, unfolds the letter within and reads it. “Jane? Darling!” he shouts.

A strangled cry comes from upstairs.

“Have you seen this letter? From the Residents’ Association? Darling?”

“What?” she says, on the landing, newly near.

“Oh, sorry. There you are. Just picked this up. It’s from, oh, you know, the neighbourhood lot, it’s just arrived?”

He waves it in her direction.

Roberta comes out of the music room, signals that the lesson is over.

“Goodbye, Roberta,” he says to the piano teacher’s departing back. She waves abstractedly at him and steps out into the Square, checking her watch.

“See you next week. This letter?” continues Patrick.

Jane arranges her face carefully. She may need time to think.

“Oh, is that the thing about the chain?”

“No. There’s a meeting. Something about railings around the Square. It might be to do with all those car thefts recently. Would you like to go?”

She pulls a face. “It’s probably about security. They are very hot on security at the moment. That’s why I had the letter, that earlier letter, you know, the one I was talking about, about chaining the door. Did they mention chaining the door?”

“Don’t think so. But I’ll go to the meeting. It’s only at Jay and Harriet’s. Not exactly far, is it?”

That’s Jay as in Jane’s lover. He is also the head of the Residents’ Association. He lives five doors down.

George is still in the music room, looking at a photograph of himself sitting in a sandpit. He notices something behind the CD player. He puts a small hand into the crevice, and pulls at a piece of frilled material. He suddenly finds himself pulling out a lacy, coffee-coloured bra. He raises one eyebrow.

He puts it in his pocket, and saunters up to his room. There, dominating the space, beside his single bed and small desk, is his Lego City; its construction a work of devotion and time, its shape of a style answering only to him, its benevolent architect.

He lies down and picks up a tiny brick, positions it on a fluted column, considers it, removes it.

Then he rolls over, pulls out the bra from his pocket, surveys it. Quickly, he puts it on his head. The two conical shells poke up like absurd ears, the lacy strap making it into a sort of Easter bonnet. He hears his mother coming up the stairs. Quickly, he stuffs it back into his pocket.

Chapter Two Tracey

Belle grabs the long pole with weights on it at either end and brings it up to her shoulders. She grunts with the effort and peers at herself in the mirror, under the giant radiance of neon lights that flood the gym. It is a basement gym, but the lighting is specially designed to mimic sunshine and rid members of depression brought on by Seasonally Affected Disorder; a possible side effect of exercising in a sun-free basement.

She takes the pole back down again, switching the position of her wrists as the 20kg weight crashes back down on the floor. After a few seconds, she lifts it up again. She is meant to do thirty such lifts, three times. Well, scrap that idea. I’m not really old enough for a major work out. I’ll just do thirty lifts, once.

She continues to survey herself. Her spots aren’t looking good, but her hair is fine. Do people do that? Focus only on one thing, like hair? And ignore other things, like spots? She’s glad she doesn’t have other worries. Such as fat ankles, the ones which sort of join up with your calf. What was it that her friend Cathy called them? Cankles? Cathy doesn’t have Cankles. Nobody in the Populars at school has Cankles. Everyone has long hair. A few spots are fine. Short hair and Cankles, however, are not fine.

She abandons the free weights and moves to a bench below a long horizontal pole fixed with chains to a long stack of metal slabs. This could almost be a medieval torture chamber, thinks Belle. In a dungeon.

As she pulls the weight down towards her collarbone, she considers her options for the evening. Slight lack of funds issue, but she could probably bleed her father Larry for a tenner. Some of the Populars seem to have self-replenishing wallets; they never lack cash. Cathy says it is because their parents feel ‘so guilty’.

“For what?” said Belle.

“Oh, only the divorced ones. For leaving. For being stupid, and breaking everything up,” remarked Cathy, methodically, robotically brushing metre-long tresses. “I have to do this 100 times a day you know.”

Alternatively, she could stay in. She pictures the evening. Organising her shoes. Practising the piano. “Belle darling, do practise the piano.” She can hear her mother NOW in her silly wheedling voice. Forget the piano. She never practises. Hates Roberta, that silly teacher. Okay, so how about the shoes. Organise her shoes, then a long Facebook session. That’s a better idea.

She sighs, swings her body off the device, stands up in the effortless motion that belongs to the under-twenties, and trots into the room where a dozen other women, each with their pubic hair waxed into trim little shapes; one, a heart, one a pencil-thin line, one a diamond, are changing, smearing on body lotion and texting on their phones.

“I’m trying to give up wine,” says one chubby woman to another. “That’s the killer. Red wine.”

Belle showers, dries, dresses, pulls her hair into a scrunchie, leaves the gym, arranging a coat over her neatly honed body. Although nobody can detect what her shape actually is. This is because Belle, like all the Populars at her exclusive London day school, when not in her uniform, chooses to exist in a thick array of fleecy fabric. Wide terracotta colour trousers with a drawstring tie at the waist. Huge, greyish greeny sweatshirts. Black coats so wide they are tantamount to capes. Furry scarves of mushy blue. Today, she has accessorised this sleeping bag of clothes with flat boots and a hat with earflaps.

Let Tracey, her mother, wear as little as possible, high heels and tiny micro skirts, bright miniscule tops with weeny spaghetti straps, short sleeved jumpers even in the winter. Tracey likes uncovering. Belle likes covering up. All the Populars do. It is their style. That, and virginity. The Populars are all sworn to chastity.

Larry, who had matured when promiscuity was a new pill-fuelled concept, had almost choked on his breakfast when he learned about this.

“My God,” he had said. “Sworn to chastity? I’m glad I’m not growing up in your era. I don’t know how I would have coped!”

“Larry,” Tracey had said, soothingly. “That’s enough. I think it’s remarkable. Really, I do. It’s a very good thing, Belle, that you and your friends are all so focused.”

Yeah, right, thinks Belle, that’s the New Mum. The Post-Lottery Win Mum. She knows her mother would never have said such a thing before the Win.

‘Focused.’ It’s all part of the private school belief system. That’s the sort of language teachers use. At least her dad hasn’t changed.

She marches home, swaddled, mummified in fleece. Focused.

She walks up the road to the Square, past the large council estate on the corner. A young man is practising wheelies in the street on his bike.

“Oy!” he calls to her.

“Sexy legs!”

Belle speeds up, but turns slightly, in spite of herself. Something about him looks familiar. He cycles up behind her under the electric lights of the estate which are always on, no matter what time of day or night.

It’s Jas, a boy whom she has known since they were both children. They used to have swimming lessons together at the local pool. They were at the same primary school, before the Lottery win.

About five years ago, Belle can’t really remember when, her parents won the Lottery. God knows how they did. I mean, of course they chose the right numbers but Belle has no idea what formula was used, whether invented numbers or proper things related to their birthdays, she has no idea. It was all like a dream.

She remembers her former life, before two million pounds entered it, only in vague pictures. Living in a tiny house, wearing uniform from the local primary and having play dates with people like Jas. Jas is no longer a boy. Now he is tall, hooded, accessorised with sports equipment and jewellery.

“Belle, whassup?”

“Oh. Hi Jas. Alright?”

She looks at him. She remembers he used to make her laugh outrageously. There is absolutely no way she could ever introduce him to the Populars, even if she wanted to. Even if the chaste thing didn’t matter. Or her family. He might live around the corner, but it is far away for Belle, now.

“You are looking soooo good,” says Jas, swinging his legs on his bike.

She looks at him, envisaging a scene where she might kiss him.

Her stomach flares up with a strange excitement at the idea. That would horrify her mother. Kissing someone from the estate. She quite likes it. She’ll keep the idea as a weapon.

“Thanks, Jas,” she says, waving to him and walking on, returning to her enclave of privilege. Jas shrugs, turns on his bike, rears it up, balancing on the back wheel as if it is some form of stallion.

Belle walks up the steps to her front door. Ting-a-ling. She’s forgotten her keys. Anya, the au pair, opens the door. Romanian, Bulgarian, Croatian? Who knows. All Belle knows is that she is bloody jealous of her cheekbones.

“Good evening, Belle,” says Anya, who is Polish and proud of her almost perfect English and her superficially perfect manners.