The Sibyl in Her Grave (21 page)

8:30 A.M.

Your letter has arrived, causing considerable alarm. How far above the ground is this balcony which you speak so lightly of stepping across to? If it is anything more than three feet, I hope that on reflection you did nothing so imprudent. Surrounded as you appear to be by homicidal bankers and seductive physiotherapists, you surely have no need for any additional excitement.

I shall go out and post this at once, hoping to elicit a reassuring sequel. After that I must go and buy a present for Daphne, since she has given me one. What on earth am I to get her? There is a brand of chocolates which she is said to be fond of; but so many people seem to be adopting that solution that she may perhaps have an excess.

When I have done that, I suppose it would be prudent to have a restful day. Tonight I am going with my aunt to the midnight service at St. Ethel’s and tomorrow some one hundred or so persons of gargantuan appetite intend to descend upon us and feast continuously until Epiphany. That, at any rate, is the inference to be drawn from the quantities of ham, turkey, chicken, brussels sprouts, roast
potatoes, tarts, pies, brandy butter, bottled peaches and nuts of all varieties which have been or are on the point of being prepared. My aunt, on the other hand, says that we are expecting only a dozen guests for Christmas lunch, and I do not like to express disbelief.

I am very sorry to hear of poor Terry’s broken heart—please tell him that in my opinion anyone so fortunate as to be the object of his affections must be a monster of folly to disdain them.

I remain, my dear Ragwort,
your respectfully devoted
Julia

Résidence Belplaisir
Cannes

Christmas morning

My dear Julia,

Having committed an act of negligence which she is otherwise unlikely to forgive for some considerable time, I shall have to ask you to intercede on my behalf with Selena: Terry has escaped, insufficiently scolded and still uncommitted
to any definite date for installing our bookcases. To say that his escape was unforeseeable and no fault of mine will do me, I suspect, no good at all.

As to the reasons for his sudden departure I can tell you, of my own knowledge, almost nothing. Quite early this morning, while I was making breakfast and Benjamin was in the bath, the telephone rang and was answered by Terry. The conversation lasted about two minutes, after which he came rushing into the kitchen, saying that he had to go back to England immediately and wanting to know about planes and taxis. An hour later he was gone, with not a moment to spare to be scolded about bookcases.

That, as I say, is all that I actually know of the matter. If invited to speculate on the basis of my impressions, I would say that the call was from the object of the attachment—offering, perhaps, a forty-first camel or an extra box of
marrons glacés
.

His departure reduces the number of houseguests to seven, including myself. How many more there may be for Christmas lunch is a matter of pure guesswork: Benjamin, of course, has no precise idea of whom he has invited. Still, I have put a very fine goose in the oven and washed and peeled large quantities of vegetables and filled the refrigerator with an ample supply of charcuterie—I am hopeful that no one will starve.

I feel free, therefore, to escape from the kitchen for a little while and give you the latest news of Selena’s merchant bankers.

I mentioned, I think, at the end of my last letter, that I was becoming a little concerned about
the noises from the next-door flat, where Natasha seemed to have abandoned one of her patients in a state of some distress. On my return from posting it I accordingly rang her doorbell. The door remained closed; but I quite distinctly heard a man’s voice calling out, in English, for help.

Reluctant as I was to offend Natasha, I did not feel that this was something I could simply ignore. I went out onto the balcony and considered what I should do. The distance between the balconies is not more than two feet or so—at ground level, one would not think twice about crossing from one to the other. What made me slightly hesitant was the fact that we are on the third floor.

Still, I did not seem to have much choice. I took a deep breath, climbed up onto the balustrade with the aid of a chair, laid firm hold on a convenient drainpipe and stepped across. I arrived quite safely on Natasha’s balcony, feeling rather foolish for having hesitated.

Opening onto the balcony was a most attractive drawing room, with a high ceiling, whitewashed walls and a polished wooden floor. The only ornaments were an interesting piece of abstract sculpture and a number of delightful watercolours—the work, I suppose, of Natasha herself. Since the room was empty, however, I did not pause to admire them but continued on into the hallway.

There were a number of doors leading from the hallway, all closed. I called out a little nervously “Hello—is there anyone at home?” and was answered by a sort of bellow—whether of pain or anger it was difficult to tell. Knocking on the door
from behind which it came, I was answered by a further bellow. Construing this as an invitation to enter, I went in.

I found myself in a room not obviously set aside for the practice of medicine. It seemed quite simply to be a bedroom, opulently furnished in a style reminiscent of the 1920s. Instead of the narrow treatment couch which one might have expected, there was a double bed of luxurious proportions; nor could I see any form of medical equipment, apart possibly from something hanging from one of the bedposts, which looked, however, remarkably like a riding whip.

Lying on the bed was Edgar Albany.

“Lying” is perhaps not quite the mot juste, since it suggests some measure of comfortable repose: this was precluded in the present case by the fact that his wrists and ankles had been handcuffed together and secured to the bedhead. This arrangement looked to me to be a good deal more painful than anything I have ever known to be insisted on by even the most enthusiastic practitioners of osteopathy. I feel obliged to mention also that he was wearing nothing save a small frilly undergarment.

It occurred to me, I confess not quite for the first time, that the form of treatment offered by Natasha might not be exactly the sort of thing which one hopes to receive under our own dear National Health Service; and that when she spoke of specialising in pains of the lower back she had in mind their infliction rather than their alleviation.

Since he had presumably not merely agreed but paid to be put in this position, I thought it right to
enquire whether he wished me to release him or to leave him undisturbed. His answer, however, left me in no doubt as to the sincerity of his desire for rescue. The key to the handcuffs was on the dressing table; I unlocked them as expeditiously as I could.

I would be, as you know, the last person to expect any effusive expressions of gratitude for so trifling an act of charity towards a fellow creature in distress. I was nonetheless a little surprised, having performed it, to be assailed with a torrent of abuse. Albany seemed to be under the impression that I was some sort of business associate of Natasha’s, who was the primary object of his invective. He expressed himself in terms which I should not dream of repeating; but the substance of his complaint was that he had made it quite clear to her how far he wished her to go and she, with deliberate malice, had gone a great deal further.

Having been instrumental in his release, I could hardly leave him to wander freely about Natasha’s flat. Deciding that the proper attitude was one of dignified indifference, I stood and admired the view from the bedroom window while he, rather painfully, resumed his clothing. By the time he was fully dressed, however, his remarks had begun to have a threatening quality which I felt could not simply be ignored.

“You can tell our precious girlfriend,” he said as he fastened his tie, “that she isn’t going to get away with this. She’s going to be sorrier for it than she’s ever been for anything in her life.”

Hitherto, thinking to spare him
embarrassment, I had refrained from addressing him by name. I now felt it prudent, however, to indicate that I was aware of his identity and that if he did not wish the morning’s events to become known to his colleagues at Renfrews’ he would be unwise to attempt any form of reprisal.

His response was to turn purple and accuse me of blackmail, making vague but disagreeable threats about what would happen if I said a word to anyone about the incident. He had friends, he said, who carried a good deal of weight with the local police authority; if I knew what was good for me I would forget all about it.

“Mr. Albany,” I said, “let me assure you that there is nothing I should like better than to erase from my memory all recollection of our meeting. Provided that you do not attempt to cause any unpleasantness for Mlle. Natasha, you may rely on my discretion absolutely.”

Still with no word of thanks, he finally left the flat. I watched from Natasha’s balcony as he walked, rather slowly and stiffly, across the
place
in the direction of the villa. When I was sure I could do so without a further meeting with him, I also left the flat and went and sat in the café next door to wait, with some apprehension, for the return of Natasha.

Forgive me for describing this sordid episode in such distasteful detail. I have done so, of course, with the utmost reluctance and only because it seemed to me to have some possible bearing on the insider-dealing question. Selena once mentioned, I think, that Sir Robert Renfrew is thought to be something of a Puritan—if he is, then isn’t the sort
of thing that Edgar Albany appears to have a taste for exactly the sort of thing Sir Robert would be likely to disapprove of? And isn’t it also exactly the sort of thing that someone like Isabella del Comino would have been likely to know about?

Natasha, I am relieved to say, took my intervention in good part, evidently regarding it as a matter for amusement rather than reproach. Indeed, though she made a good deal of fun of me for my soft-heartedness, she was perhaps quite pleased that I had saved her the possible unpleasantness of releasing Albany herself. He had spoken to her, I gathered, in a manner which she found lacking in respect; she had lost her temper and taken her revenge, without much thought for the consequences. When I enquired cautiously as to the nature of the insult offered her, it turned out that he had addressed her as
tu
rather than
vous
, not having, in her opinion, any right to do so. It just shows how careful one has to be—the French can be very touchy about these things.

My encounter with Albany was not quite the last I saw of the Renfrews’ directors. Later that day, when I was sitting with Terry and Natasha in one of the cafés in the
place
, Natasha insisted on relating, for Terry’s entertainment, a much-embellished account of the events of the morning: halfway through her narrative, I heard someone laugh. Looking round, I realised that a man sitting a few tables away, whose face had been hidden behind the
Financial Times
, was none other than Geoffrey Bolton. For a moment I felt profoundly embarrassed—apart from anything else, I had more or less
promised Albany that he could rely on my discretion; but since she was talking quite rapidly in French, of which Bolton is notoriously ignorant, he cannot in fact have understood a word she said. I can only conclude that there was an unusually amusing editorial in the
Financial Times
.

All the guests at the villa left on Wednesday morning, not only Albany and Bolton but also Miss Tavistock—even an indispensable personal assistant, I suppose, is entitled to a Christmas holiday. They all drove off together in the Bentley, with a man at the wheel whom I assume to be Sir Robert’s chauffeur, and have not been seen since. Since then I have several times seen Sir Robert sitting on the terrace, still looking in the pink of health—my misgivings on his behalf were obviously unfounded.

I must now return to my goose, which is beginning to smell delicious—almost as delicious, I hope, as the lunch you will shortly be enjoying with your aunt. With, again, my regards to her and warmest wishes to yourself,

Yours,
Desmond