The Sharp Time (17 page)

“Um … yes … actually …” I take the business card that Arne gave me out of my purse and hand it to her, as if this is my entry into a posh private club. Which it might be. “A friend recommended this place to me.” I clear my throat. “And, well, I was just looking into taking some classes, or signing up for a lesson, or something.”

I’m speaking too fast. I have the adrenaline of a furious, starving jackal.

“Sure, hon. You have your driver’s license on you?”

I open my purse and give her my license. She writes the number down on a piece of paper on her clipboard and then looks back up at me and smiles, tapping her baby-pink fingernail on my driver’s license. “This is certainly you. But do you have a second form of ID, hon? Anything else with your picture on it?”

I take my school ID from my wallet and hand it to her with a heavy heart.

She looks at my lame school picture for a long, uncomfortable moment. Her creepy smile is so serene it appears as if she’s gazing at a photo of an infant in a pastel sweater coat, as if she’s about to bust out with a long
awww!
Finally, she looks up and hands me my IDs.

“What an unusual name you have, Sandinista: Sandinista. It’s very pretty.”

I shrug. “Yeah, it’s okay, I guess.… Thanks.”

She hands me my own clipboard and instructs me to fill out the back and front sides of all the forms. And it becomes increasingly clear that it’s hard to go incognito at a shooting range. They want to know who I am and where I live, my social security number, my place of employment and have I ever been convicted of a felony? Have I been convicted of a felony in the past seven years? Of course, I would be a fifth-grade felon had I been convicted of any crime beyond then, but:
Whatever, gun people!

I sit down in a white wicker chair and notice the cigarette burns in the mauve carpet. At first I’m both confused about the aggressively girly decor and distracted by the magazines on the white coffee table: Along with the usual crumpled copies of
People
and
US Weekly
is a pristine, mailbox-fresh issue of
The New Yorker
. But then I puzzle out that the shooting range has the same vibe as the free dental clinic, which always has the latest issue of
The Economist
in their magazine rack. The management is trying to offer you so much respect regardless of your low income or your questionable desire for a handgun that it comes off a tad patronizing:
We know it’s not your fault you don’t have dental insurance and thought you might like some pithy social commentary about the free market. We don’t think your desire to fire guns for sport makes you a redneck and sincerely hope you enjoy the latest Alice Munro short story
.

I slog through the forms before I pause at my favorite question:
What firearm will you be using today?

I leave that one blank. I give the forms back to the receptionist with a flurry of nervous lies. I’m so paranoid that she’s already made an assessment of my true nature, my true quest, that I try to make it look like I’m a different kind of psycho than I really am.

“So, I just wanted to sign up for some classes, or something. I’m also thinking of taking a martial arts class. I’m really interested in the empowerment of women? I sort of think that gun ownership is a feminist issue.” I almost choke on my corn-dog pomposity: certainly Catherine Bennett feels very empowered to treat women in whatever way she pleases. “Primarily I’m interested in self-defense!”

Self-defense
. I say it brightly and it has that high and lonesome sound of a mammoth lie: the dog ate my homework!

“Sure,” the receptionist says. She picks up the phone and presses a button. “Hey, sweetie, we’ve got someone out front”—she pauses to smile up at me—“a nice young woman who’s interested in a lesson if you’ve got a few minutes.”

I hold up my hand and interrupt her, whispering, “No, no, I didn’t mean … right now.… I meant like, in the future. Maybe next week?”

“Sure, hon.” It’s unclear whether she’s talking to me or the person on the phone. She pumps some lotion out of an economy-sized bottle—Jergens Shea Butter—and smooths it over her hands.

And then there’s a buzz, the metal door to the back swings open, and a bony, birdlike woman with a sporty coiffed auburn hairdo emerges, all aflutter, the sleeves of her silk blouse flashing lavender and lime-green ovals and rectangles.

As if seen though a handheld kaleidoscope, the print of her blouse fractures and turns into the paisley print of Catherine Bennett’s slip. I close my eyes for a second and then open them again, trying to clear the image from my mind.

“Hello! I’m Shirley, the range master. Tell me what I can help you with. And by the way, you’re so pretty. Your hair is darling! Aren’t you a doll?” She turns and stage-whispers to the receptionist, “What a living doll!”

I smile, suckered by her compliments. “Thanks. I just wanted to learn a little bit about self-defense. I just thought I would be proactive. There are a lot of burglaries in my neighborhood.”

“This is the place! Did you bring your own firearm or do you want to rent one?”

I answer her question with my own: “I’ll rent one? I guess?”

“We’ll get it done,” Shirley says.

And God bless America, I can rent a handgun simply by filling out another form and plunking down my Visa card. In my past life, the one that ended Monday, I could never have imagined a gun-rental charge showing up on my bill. The thought of the stack of unopened mail on the kitchen table gives me a burst of anxiety—last month I forgot to pay the Discover bill, a costly mistake with all the added-on fees. Even with the electric bill and the water bill paid directly out of my mother’s savings account—out of my savings account—every month, there’s still the problem of making sure I dig my cell-phone bill out of the stack, my home phone bill, the Internet bill. How did my mother find the time to deal with all these shockingly boring details? I have the vague memory of us in line at the courthouse last summer, my mother with cash in hand to pay for her car registration and tags, looking warm and wearied, like she felt the weight of the monotonous tasks of adult life.

Shirley punches the keypad next to the metal door and we’re off and walking down a skinny corridor with Shirley leading the way; she has a slight limp.

“Post-polio syndrome,” she says, turning back to me and pointing to her left leg, which is a mystery beneath her voluminous pants. She gives me a big smile.

I smile back and offer up a
Post-polio syndrome! Well
,
what are you gonna do?
shrug. The smell of hot metal makes me think of life in an iron lung, and I’m starting to lose my nerve. But then a middle-aged couple in matching kelly-green sweat suits jostle past us and in unison say, “Thank God it’s Friday!”

“You two have a good night,” Shirley tells them, “and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” It’s as if we are at a random block party, not a narrow hallway where the couple could take guns from their Jack and Jill leather bags—his blue, hers baby pink—and blow our heads off. The social contract of the pistol range involves a great deal of trust.

“Here we go,” Shirley says. She leads me into a Plexiglas stall and clamps a pair of headphones over her ears, then hands me a pair. “Dang things squish my hair down,” she says. I nod. Then it’s a pair of safety goggles for her and for me, and the spent-bullet smell of smoke and gunpowder. Tears sting my eyes behind my safety goggles. Because the pistol range smells like a soldering iron touching metal, like the airless room at the Parks and Rec center where my mother and I took a stained-glass class when I was ten. The class was on Wednesday afternoon and my stomach always hurt from the long day at school, from Caitlin P. and Kendra J. hating my hair, but soon came the smell of hot metal, the soothing voice of the pantsuited retiree who taught the class. We made a wall hanging of a clutch of pink and purple pansies, the bright candy-colored glass encased in metal petals. My mother found it relaxing too; she loved the moment where the soldering iron touched the metal rings and the heat turned the metal rings to nougat.

Shirley hands me another clipboard, and I fill out yet another form, with my safety goggles on, as if I am in chemistry class. Shirley explains to me that once she loads the pistol, I am to point it away from my body and her body at all times, and that I need to concentrate, that I need to pay attention. Once she takes the safety off, I need to be both focused and relaxed as I aim at the target.

Focused and relaxed: a tricky oxymoron. But I will try, God knows I will try.

Shirley turns and looks out beyond the Plexiglas. Like in a bowling alley, the expanse is a long, skinny rectangle, except unlike in a bowling alley, there is a paper target with the outline of a body at the end.

She hands me the gun and it’s so much heavier than my own pink and cream one. She shows me how to hold it and how to position my shoulders to account for the weight of it; she tells me how the gun will kick a little when it is fired, and that I need to hold it steady and stay calm and
pay attention pay attention pay attention
.

Which is not a problem for a girl like me.

I hold my rented gun—snub nosed, black with copper flourishes—and yes, I’m amazed: last year at this time it was my mother and I, our regular life of school and work and cooking and errands and planning our year in Europe. On Monday morning it was all “Welcome to the week, people, please try to finish
War and Peace
for the quiz on Tuesday,” and by Friday night it’s shooting ranges. By Friday it’s me studying the paper target—the outline of a man wearing a suit—before I slowly pull the trigger, my forefingers flexing slowly, slowly, unsure of how much pressure is needed to make it happen. By Friday it’s Shirley letting loose with a low whistle the first time I fire the gun and rip the radiant center of the paper target, the circular black heart. I feel the shot radiate inside me, shocking my sore rib. I get my latent asskisser’s thrill from Shirley’s approval. “You’re a natural, girl.”

And so I have talent for this. I shoot for fifteen minutes—it’s best to keep it short the first time—and then it’s a flurry of signing papers to give the gun back to Shirley, and her telling me to sign up for the classes, and giving me her pink business card embossed with a gun and a chrysanthemum and fancy font:
Shirley Campbell-Price, Range Master
. And it’s good to know that I have a talent for this. Even though I don’t think I’ll need more than the one class, now I know that I could do it, can do it, would do it, will do it, the verbs so close to my heart.

And so it’s all smiley thanks to Shirley Campbell-Price and of course I’ll be back and bye-bye now as I drive off through the new snow—a girl with a new skill set, my mouth set in the harshest dog smile, so dry that my top lip hooks on my gums—to Woodrow Wilson High School.

* * *

So many lost moments! My mind in OCD overdrive as I cruise down the highway. So many times I could have said something! I think of seeing Alecia and her mother at Target, how her mother said that Catherine Bennett was “tough but good!” Why didn’t I turn to her and ask, “Are you on crack, my good lady?”

Alecia’s misguided mother.

In the cart, she had a package of Blendy pens tucked under a box of Cheerios, and I thought that later she might surprise Alecia, maybe tuck the pens under her pillow or put them in a craft cabinet, where Alecia would randomly find them and shriek in delight. But what good was her mother’s kindness if she was going to be so duped? Did she not have an ounce of intuition, a bit of motherfucking horse sense?

And, for that matter, why didn’t I tell my own mother how Mrs. Bennett treated Alecia when I had the chance? In that dreamworld chasm between the first day of school and the day my mother was killed? Because I could see it on the first day of class, Mrs. Bennett’s peculiar interest, her savage joking: “Alecia! Sit right here! Alecia, I’ll have to keep my eye on you, won’t I?”

My mother hated a bully more than anything; surely she would have been outraged by Mrs. Bennett’s behavior. My mother would have told Alecia’s mother. My mother would have done something to help. Wouldn’t she? Do something? Have done something?

The sadness of tense yet again as I turn into the student parking lot at Woodrow Wilson, hoping there are a few cars, a few people meeting up before they head out into the night. But the parking lot is dead, there’s nothing and nobody, no weed-smokin’ stragglers, there’s just me, suddenly missing my locker, remembering things I left behind in that metal tomb. In my mind’s eye I open my locker—right, 11; left, 14; right, 8—and see a bruised banana on the top shelf drawing gnats in the marshy semidarkness, a tube of hair gel, chocolate-brown eyeliner, a Diet Coke, a stack of random school papers, and in the rectangular heart of my locker is a black boiled-wool cardigan from the sixties, and a soft, fabric-covered book that is my journal for English class, my history book, a heart-shaped mirror with a sticker that says
WHO YOU LOOKIN’ AT?

It’s the journal that gets me, the journal my mother made for my birthday, a journal that involved a trip to the heirloom fabric store—a print of red Lenten roses, a blank journal purchased at the dollar store, and a glue gun. In the cold car I close my eyes and hear the sweet
shear-shear-shear
of her sewing scissors cutting the fabric, and my insides feel warmed and softened, and so I sit with my caramelized heart and my chilly hands on the steering wheel before I open the glove box.

I take out my gun. I tap it against my window. And look out at the school. Surely they must be wondering where I am. Not overly concerned, that much I know. But in the way of passively waiting:
Will Sandinista ever come back to school? Is she going to tell anyone this happened? Did the teacher hurt Sandinista when she kicked her desk?
Of course, the only adult who knows anything about that is Mrs. Bennett herself, and my guess is she isn’t terribly worried about my welfare.