The Secret History of the Pink Carnation (4 page)

Not only Richard’s oldest and closest friend, Miles also served as his contact at the War Office. When Richard had switched from rescuing aristocrats to gathering secrets, the Minister of War had wisely pointed out that the best possible way to communicate with Richard was through young Miles Dorrington. After all, the two men moved in the same set, shared the same friends, and could frequently be seen reminiscing over the tables at White’s. Nobody would see anything suspicious about finding two old friends in hushed conversation. As an excuse for his frequent calls at Uppington House,
Miles had put it about that he was thinking of courting Richard’s sister. Henrietta had entered into the deception with, to Richard’s big-brotherly mind, a little too much relish.

Richard took his own survey of the room, noting the back of a white head poking out over a chair back. He lifted an eyebrow quizzically at Miles.

Miles shrugged. ‘It’s only old Falconstone. Deaf as a post and fast asleep to boot.’

‘And his son is one of ours. Right. Paris has been…busy.’

Miles tugged at his cravat. ‘Busy how?’

‘Stop that, or you’ll have your valet baying for your blood.’

Miles looked sheepish and tried to rearrange the folds of his cravat, which had gone from being a perfect waterfall to simply falling all over.

‘Lots of comings and goings from the Tuilleries – more than usual,’ Richard continued. ‘I’ve sent a full report to the office. Along with some information helpfully compiled by our mutual friend Monsieur Delaroche at the Ministry of Police.’ His lips curved in a grin of sheer glee.

‘Good man! I knew you could do it! A list of all their agents in London – and right out from under Delaroche’s nose, no less! You do have the devil’s own luck.’ Richard’s back was too far away to reach, so Miles slapped the arm of his chair appreciatively instead. ‘And your connections to the First Consul?’

‘Better than ever,’ Richard said. ‘He’s moved the collection of Egyptian artefacts into the palace.’

Egyptian artefacts might seem a topic beyond the scope of the War Office. But not when their top agent played the role of Bonaparte’s pet scholar.

When Richard created the Purple Gentian, the talent for ancient languages that had stunned his schoolmasters at Eton had come to his aid once again. While Sir Percy had pretended to be a fop, Richard bored the French into complacency with long lectures about antiquity. When Frenchmen demanded to know what he was
doing in France, and Englishmen reproached him for fraternising with the enemy, Richard opened his eyes wide and proclaimed, ‘But a scholar is a citizen of the world!’ Then he quoted Greek at them. They usually didn’t ask again. Even Gaston Delaroche, the Assistant Minister of Police, who had sworn in blood to be avenged on the Purple Gentian and had the tenacity of…well, of Richard’s mother, had stopped snooping around Richard after being subjected to two particularly knotty passages from the
Odyssey.

Bonaparte’s decision to invade Egypt had been a disaster for France but a triumph for Richard. He already had a reputation as a scholar and an antiquarian; who better to join the group of academics Bonaparte was bringing with him to Egypt? Under cover of antiquarian fervour, Richard had gathered more information about French activities than Egyptian antiquities. With Richard’s reports, the English had been able to destroy the French fleet and strand Bonaparte in Egypt for months.

Over those long months in Egypt, Richard became fast friends with Bonaparte’s stepson, Eugene de Beauharnais, a sunny, good-natured boy with a genius for friendship. When Eugene introduced Richard to Bonaparte, presenting him as a scholar of antiquities, Bonaparte had immediately engaged Richard in a long debate over Suetonius’s
Lives of the Caesars.
Impressed by Richard’s cool argument and immense store of quotations, he had extended an open invitation to drop by his tent and dispute the ancient past. Within a month, he had appointed Richard his director of Egyptian antiquities. Among the sands of the French camp in Egypt, it was a rather empty title. But on their return to Paris, Richard found himself with two rooms full of artefacts and an entrée into the palace. What spy could ask for more? And now his artefacts had been moved into the palace, Bonaparte’s lair…

Miles looked as though he had been handed a pile of Christmas presents in July. ‘And your office with it?’

‘And my office with it.’

‘Damn it, Richard, this is brilliant! Brilliant!’ Miles so forgot
himself as to raise his voice above a whisper. Quite far above a whisper.

At the far end of the room, old Falconstone stirred. ‘Whaaat? Eh, what?’

‘I quite agree,’ Richard said loudly. ‘Wordsworth’s poetry is quite brilliant, but I shall always prefer Catullus.’

Miles cast him a dubious glance. ‘Wordsworth and Catullus?’ he whispered.

‘Look, you were the one who shouted,’ cast back Richard. ‘I had to come up with something.’

‘If it gets around that I’ve been reading Wordsworth, I’ll be booted out of my clubs. My mistress will disown me. My reputation will be ruined,’ Miles hissed in exaggerated distress.

Meanwhile, Falconstone had staggered to his feet, and did a bizarre little dance as he tried to catch his balance with his cane. Spotting Richard across the room, his face darkened to match his burgundy waistcoat.

‘Blasted cheek showing your face here! After you been consorting with them Frenchies, eh, what?’ Falconstone roared with the complete lack of shame of the extremely deaf and the complete lack of grammar of the extremely inbred. ‘Blasted cheek, I say!’ He tried to poke at Richard with his cane, but the effort proved too much for him, and he would have gone tumbling had Richard not steadied him.

Glowering, Falconstone yanked his arm away and stalked off, mumbling.

Miles had jumped to his feet when Falconstone had charged Richard. He looked at his friend with concern. ‘Do you get much of that?’

‘Only from Falconstone. I really do have to get around to freeing his son from the Temple prison one of these days.’ Richard resumed his seat and drained the remainder of his scotch in a single swallow. ‘Don’t be such an old woman, Miles. It doesn’t bother me. Look, I prefer Falconstone’s rantings to all those debutantes twittering about
the Purple Gentian. Can you imagine what I’d have to put up with if the truth got out?’

Miles cocked his head thoughtfully, sending a lock of floppy blond hair tumbling in front of his eyes. ‘Hmm, adoring debutantes…’

‘Think how jealous your mistress would be,’ Richard said dryly.

Miles flinched. His current mistress was an opera singer as well known for the range of her throwing arm as that of her voice. He had already courted concussion by flirting openly with a ballet dancer and had no desire to repeat the experience. ‘All right, all right, point taken,’ he said. ‘Oh, damnation! I promised her I would have supper with her before the opera. She’ll probably break half the dishes in the house if I’m late.’

‘Most of them over your head,’ commented Richard helpfully. ‘Since I prefer you with your head all in one piece, you’d better relay my assignment quickly.’

‘How right you are!’ Miles replied fervently. He struggled to collect himself and regain the gravity incumbent upon a representative of the War Office. ‘All right. Your assignment. We’re pretty sure that Bonaparte is using the peace to plot an invasion of England.’

Richard nodded grimly. ‘I thought as much.’

‘Your job is to uncover as much as you can about his preparations. We want dates, locations and numbers, as quickly as you can get them. We’ll have a string of couriers posted from Paris to Calais to relay the information as you find it. This is it, Richard!’ Miles’s eyes glowed with sporting fervour, like a hound on the trail of a fox. ‘
The
assignment. We’re relying on
you
to keep old Boney out of England.’

A familiar tingle of anticipation rushed through Richard. How had Percy been able to give this up? The rush, the excitement, the challenge! Heady stuff, to know the safety of England depended upon him. Of course, Richard didn’t delude himself that he was the country’s sole hope. He knew the War Office had a good dozen spies scattered around the French capital, all striving to uncover the same
things. But he also knew without false modesty, that he was their best.

‘The usual code, I suppose?’ They had developed the code their first year at Eton as part of an elaborate plan to outwit their bullying proctor.

Miles nodded. ‘You’ll leave for Paris in two weeks?’

Richard rubbed his forehead. ‘Yes. I have some personal business to take care of – and I’ve promised my mother to squire Hen around to scare the fortune hunters away. Bonaparte should be away at Malmaison for most of next week, anyway, and I’ve left Geoff to keep an eye on things while I’m gone.’

‘Good man, Geoff.’ Miles rose and stretched. ‘Now if he were here, the three of us could have a bang-up night of carousing just like old times. I guess it’ll have to wait till we’ve foiled old Boney once and for all. Cry God for England, Harry, and St George, and all that.’ Miles was frantically trying to rearrange his cravat and smooth down his hair. ‘Damn. No time to stop off at home and get my valet to tidy me up. Oh well. Give Hen a kiss for me.’

Richard shot him a sharp look.

‘On the cheek, man, on the cheek. God knows I’d never try anything improper with your sister. Not that she isn’t a beautiful girl and all that, it’s just, well, she’s your
sister.’

Richard clapped his friend on the shoulder in approval. ‘Well said! That’s exactly the way I want you to think of her.’

Miles muttered something about being grateful that his sisters were a good deal older. ‘You turn into a complete bore when you’re chaperoning Hen, you know,’ he grumbled.

Richard raised one eyebrow at Miles, a skill that had taken several months of practice in front of his mirror when he was twelve, but had been well worth the investment. ‘At least
I
didn’t let my sister dress me up in her petticoat when I was five.’

Miles’s jaw dropped. ‘Who told you about that?’ he demanded indignantly.

Richard grinned. ‘I have my sources,’ he said airily.

Miles, not a top agent of the War Office for nothing, considered this for a moment and his eyes narrowed. ‘You can tell your source that she’s going to have to find someone else to fetch her lemonade at the Alsworthys’ ball tomorrow night unless she apologises. You can also tell her that I’ll accept either a verbal or a written apology as long as it’s suitably abject. And that means very, very abject,’ he added darkly. Miles snatched his hat and gloves up from a side table. ‘Oh, stop grinning already! It wasn’t that amusing.’

Richard rubbed his chin as though in deep thought. ‘Tell me, Miles, was it a lacy petticoat?’

With a wordless grunt of annoyance, Miles turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.

Picking up the news sheet Miles had left behind, Richard settled back down into the comfortable leather chair.

Two weeks, he thought. In two weeks he would be back in France, risking discovery and death.

Richard couldn’t wait.

Chapter Three

‘H
ow do you possibly expect to find the Purple Gentian?’ Jane hurried after Amy into the airy white-and-blue-papered room they had shared since they were old enough to abandon the nursery. ‘The French have been trying for years!’

Their bedroom was beginning to look like a modiste’s shop struck by a hurricane. A garter dangled off the clock on the mantelpiece, Amy’s bed was snowed under by a pile of frothy petticoats, and, somehow, with one wild fling, Amy had even managed to land a bonnet on the canopy of Jane’s bed. Jane could just make out the tips of pink ribbons dangling over the edge of the canopy.

Amy had got it into her head that if she packed at once she might be able to leave the next day. It was, reflected Jane, a typically Amy reaction. If Amy had been around for the creation of the world, Jane had no doubt that she would have chivvied the Lord into creating the earth in two days rather than seven.

Several pairs of stockings came whizzing Jane’s way. ‘Remember that inn the papers said the Scarlet Pimpernel always stopped at? The one in Dover?’

‘The Fisherman’s Rest,’ Jane supplied.

‘Well the
Shropshire Intelligencer
said that they thought the Purple Gentian might be continuing the tradition. So…what if we were to stop at the Fisherman’s Rest before we sail? With a little careful eavesdropping, who knows?’

‘The
Shropshire Intelligencer
,’
Jane reminded her, ‘also carried a
piece about the birth of a two-headed goat in Nottingham. And last month’s edition claimed that His Majesty had gone mad again and appointed Queen Charlotte Regent.’

‘Oh, all right, I’ll grant you that it’s not the most reliable publication—’

‘Not the
most
reliable?’

‘Did you see today’s headline, Jane? In the
Spectator,
mind you, not the
Intelligencer.’
Snatching up the much-thumbed sheet of paper, Amy read rapturously, ‘ENGLAND’S FAVOURITE FLOWER FILCHES FRENCH FILES IN DARING RAID.’

Amy was cut off by the scrape of the door inching open. It couldn’t move more than an inch or two, because Amy’s trunk, which she had dragged out from under the bed, was blocking it. ‘Begging your pardon, Miss Jane, Miss Amy’ – Mary, the upstairs maid, poked her head in and bobbed a curtsy – ‘but the mistress said I was to see if you would be needing any help dressing for dinner.’

Amy’s face contorted with horror like Mrs Siddons performing Lady Macbeth’s mad scene. ‘Oh, no! It’s Thursday!’

‘Yes, miss, and tomorrow’s Friday,’ Mary supplied helpfully.

‘Oh, drat, drat, drat, drat,’ Amy was muttering to herself, so it was left to Jane to smile graciously and say, ‘We won’t be requiring your assistance, Mary. You may tell Mama that Miss Amy and I will be down shortly.’

‘Yes, miss.’ The maid curtsied again, closing the door carefully behind her.

‘Drat, drat, drat,’ said Amy.

‘You might wear your peach muslin,’ suggested Jane.

‘Tell them I have the headache – no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.’

‘At least half a dozen people saw you running across the lawn in perfect health not half an hour ago.’

‘We’ll tell them it was a sudden case?’ Jane shook her head at Amy and handed her the peach gown. Amy docilely turned her back to Jane to be unbuttoned. ‘I haven’t the patience for Derek tonight! Not tonight of all nights! I have to
plan
!’ Her voice was slightly muffled as Jane pulled the clean frock over her head.

‘Why did it have to be a Thursday?’

Jane gave Amy a sympathetic pat on the back as she began buttoning her into the peach dress.

They would be twelve for dinner tonight, as they were every Thursday. Every Thursday night, with the same inevitable regularity as the shearing of the sheep, an outmoded carriage with a blurred crest on the side rattled down the drive. Every Thursday, out piled their nearest neighbours: Air. Henry Meadows, his wife, his spinster sister, and his son, Derek.

Amy flung herself into the low chair before the dressing table and began to brush her short curls with a violence that made them crackle and frizz around her face. ‘I really don’t think I can take it much longer, Jane. Derek is more than anyone should be expected to bear!’

‘There are easier ways to escape Derek than to go chasing the Purple Gentian.’ Jane reached around Amy to pluck a locket on a blue ribbon off the dressing table.

‘How can you even combine their names in the same sentence?’ Amy protested with a grimace. Resting her chin on clasped hands, she grinned up at Jane in the mirror. ‘Admit it. You want to go chasing the Purple Gentian just as much as I do. Don’t try to pretend you’re not excited.’

‘I suppose someone needs to go with you and keep you out of scrapes.’ There was no mistaking the glint in Jane’s grey eyes.

Amy leapt up from her stool and flung her arms around her cousin. ‘Finally!’ she crowed. ‘After all these years!’

‘And all our planning.’ Jane hugged Amy back exultantly. She added, ‘I do draw the line at soot on my teeth and Papa’s old periwig.’

‘Agreed. I’m sure I can think of something much, much cleverer than that…’

Jane pulled back with a sudden frown. ‘What do we do if Papa says no?’

‘Oh, Jane! How could he possibly refuse?’ 

‘Absolutely out of the question,’ said Uncle Bertrand.

Amy bristled in indignation. ‘But…’

Uncle Bertrand forestalled her with a wave of his fork, sending a trail of gravy snaking across the dining room. ‘I’ll not see a niece of mine among those murderous French. Black sheep, the lot of them! Eh, vicar?’ Uncle Bertrand drove an elbow into the vicar’s black frock coat, causing the vicar to reel into the footman and the footman to spill half the carafe of claret onto the Aubusson rug.

Amy put down her heavily engraved silver fork. ‘May I remind you, Uncle Bertrand, that I myself am half French?’

Uncle Bertrand had little sense of tone or nuance. ‘Never mind that, lass,’ he replied jovially. ‘Your pa was a good chap for all that he was a Frenchman. We don’t hold it against you. Eh, Derek?’

Derek smirked across the table at Amy. In his Nile green frock coat, he looked like a particularly foppish frog, thought Amy disgustedly.

‘If you feel the need to move about more, Amy, dear, you’re always welcome to call on us!’ chirped Derek’s mother from Uncle Bertrand’s right. Her double chins bounced with enthusiasm. ‘I’m sure Derek can find the time to take you for a lovely turn in the rose gardens – properly chaperoned, of course!’

She waved a plump hand at the obvious proper chaperone, Mr Meadows’ maiden sister, commonly known as Miss Gwen. Miss Gwen responded in her usual fashion: she glowered. Amy supposed that if she had to live with Mrs Meadows and Derek, she would glower, too.

‘Oh, my love is like a red, red rose…’ Derek began, making sheep’s eyes at Amy.

He was drowned out by his father. ‘None of your rose gardens! They’ll go riding,’ barked Mr Meadows, from the opposite end of the table, next to Aunt Prudence. ‘Survey the land. Kill two birds with one stone. Derek, you’ll call for the girl tomorrow. Need you to take a look at the fences near Scraggle Corner.’

‘I’m sure she’d much rather see my roses, wouldn’t you, dear?’
Mrs Meadows sent what was meant to be a meaningful glance at her husband. ‘They’re so much more…romantic.’

Turning to her left, Amy caught Jane’s eye and grimaced.

She sent a look of appeal to Aunt Prudence at the foot of the table, but there was no help forthcoming from that corner. Aunt Prudence’s one passion in life was covering all surfaces in Wooliston Manor with miles of needlepoint, and she was blind to all else.

Amy launched into plan B. She squared her shoulders and looked directly at her uncle. ‘Uncle Bertrand, I am going to France. If I cannot leave with your assent, I shall leave without it.’ She braced herself for argument.

‘Feisty one, ain’t she!’ Mr Meadows declared approvingly. ‘Would’ve thought the French line would weaken the blood,’ he continued, eyeing Amy as though she were a ewe at market.

‘The dam’s line bred true! You can see it in my girls, too, eh, Marcus? Good Hereford stock.’ It was highly unclear whether Uncle Bertrand was referring to his niece, his sheep, his daughters, or all three.

‘Bought a ram from Hereford once…’

‘Ha! That’s nothing to the ewe I purchased from old Ticklepenny. Annabelle, he called her. There was a look in her eye…’ Uncle Bertrand waxed lyrical in the candlelight.

The conversation seemed on the verge of degenerating into a nostalgic catalogue of sheep they had known and loved. Amy was mentally packing for a midnight flight to the mail coach to Dover (plan C), when Jane’s gentle voice cut through the listing of ovine pedigrees.

‘Such a pity about the tapestries,’ was all she said. Her voice was pitched low but somehow it carried over both the shouting men.

Amy glanced sharply at Jane, and was rewarded by a swift kick to the ankle. Had that been a ‘say something now!’ kick, or a ‘be quiet and sit still’ kick? Amy kicked back in inquiry. Jane put her foot down hard over Amy’s. Amy decided that could be interpreted as either ‘be quiet and sit still’ or ‘please stop kicking me now!’

Aunt Prudence had snapped out of her reverie with what was nearly an audible click. ‘Tapestries?’ she inquired eagerly.

‘Why, yes, Mama,’ Jane replied demurely. ‘I had hoped that while Amy and I were in France we might be granted access to the tapestries at the Tuilleries.’

Jane’s quiet words sent the table into a state of electric expectancy. Forks hovered over plates in mid-air; wineglasses tilted halfway to open mouths; little Ned paused in the act of slipping a pea down the back of Agnes’s dress. Even Miss Gwen stopped glaring long enough to eye Jane with what looked more like speculation than rancour.

‘Not the Gobelins series of Daphne and Apollo!’ cried Aunt Prudence.

‘But, of course, Aunt Prudence,’ Amy plunged in. Amy just barely restrained herself from turning and flinging her arms around her cousin. Aunt Prudence had spent long hours lamenting that she had never taken the time before the war to copy the pattern of the tapestries that hung in the Tuilleries Palace. ‘Jane and I had hoped to sketch them for you, hadn’t we, Jane?’

‘We had,’ Jane affirmed, her graceful neck dipping in assent. ‘Yet if Papa feels that France remains unsafe, we shall bow to his greater wisdom.’

At the other end of the table, Aunt Prudence was wavering. Literally. Torn between her trust in her husband and her burning desire for needlepoint patterns, she swayed a bit in her chair, the feather in her small silk turban quivering with her agitation. ‘It surely can’t be as unsafe as that, can it, Bertrand?’ She leant across the table to peer at her husband through eyes gone nearsighted from long hours over her embroidery frame. ‘After all, if dear Edouard is willing to take responsibility for the girls…’

‘Edouard will take very good care of us, I’m sure, Aunt Prudence! If you’ll just read his letter, you’ll see – ouch!’ Jane had kicked her again.

‘You know I don’t hold with gadding about with foreigners,’ Uncle Bertrand was saying with a forbidding shake of his wineglass. ‘Why your sister ever…’

‘Yes, yes, dear, I know, but that’s all past, and Edouard
is
our nephew.’

Amy clenched her hands in her lap. It took all of her willpower not to speak; she could feel her chest heave with the effort of containing the angry words. Noticing, Jane gave her a small, warning shake of the head. Noticing something else entirely, Derek leered at Amy’s décolletage. Amy glared at Derek. Derek failed to notice. His eyes, after all, were not on Amy’s face.

‘…just for a few weeks.’ As Aunt Prudence’s words drifted past her, Amy realised she had missed a couple of rounds of the conversation. ‘It’s not that terribly far, and we can fetch them back if there’s any trouble.’

Uncle Bertrand, Amy noticed, with the dawning of delight, was visibly weakening. He was regarding Aunt Prudence across the table in a rather bemused way. In a younger man, Amy would have called the look besotted. As for Aunt Prudence, if she had been a younger woman, Amy would have termed her expression positively coquettish! Her head was tilted at its most becoming angle, and she was smiling fondly at Uncle Bertrand. Amy’s twelve-year-old cousin Ned looked horrified.