The rivals of Sherlock Holmes : early detective stories (26 page)

Inside it was empty without being bare, a freshly-painted interior with blue curtains on the front window blocking out the street. It had a disinfected air about it that was enhanced by several near display cases. A man rested his arms on one of these cases and read a newspaper with a cup of tea. He did not look up when Munday entered. The man was rather short and old, and on his large studying face were incurious features; his swollen nose and heavy jaw and lips, his fleshy ears and pouched eyes didn’t go with the streamlined shop. He might have strayed in to mind the shop for the owner. He was balding, too, and his cardigan was zippered to his neck. He turned a page of the newspaper and as he did so he glanced up at Munday and greeted him, smoothing the page with the flat of his hand.

Munday hesitated. He had seen into the cup of tea at the man’s elbow; a skin of wrinkled milk on its surface nauseated him. The cup was cracked, and the sight of this cold tea made Munday doubtful about the shop. The man put the cup to his lips and sipped. Munday wanted to go.

The man said, “Help you?”

“That device in your window,” said Munday, straightening his back. “Supposed to relax you. I wonder if I might take a look at it. Could be just the thing for my wife.”

The man slid open the back door of the case and took out a slender blunt object of white molded plastic. It was about eight inches long, the shape of a probe, and had a grooved handgrip.

“That’s four pounds, forty pence,” said the man, “including batteries.”

It was only when Munday had the thing in his hand that he realized its ugly use. He wanted to drop it and hurry out of the shop. He put it down, but he stayed, to avoid looking a fool. He walked away from the man, along the case, and saw the rest, a row of rubber phalluses in different sizes, simulating erections in a villainous ridicule of flesh, with grotesque knobs and warts, like clowns
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comic noses. Some had fasteners—belts, elastic straps, buckles, and plungers. There was an appalling rubber torso, inflated like a distended beachball, with a crudely mustached vulva. On a tray there were limp stringy contraceptives, flesh-colored, in amazing variety, tongues of shriveled rubber ringed with fur and feathers, or tentacles or protuberances like clusters of spiders. There were jars of cream, bottles of aphrodisiac capsules, manuals of sex technique with titles promising pleasure, thicker and frankly pornographic books wrapped in cellophane, electric condoms wired to transformers, and more vibrators. It was all displayed as in an ethnography exhibit, the pathetic toys of an especially savage tribe. Munday started to go.

The man lifted and rattled his newspaper. “We do mail orders,” he said. “You want the catalogues?” Munday turned and said sharply, “No, I do not.” There were men lingering just outside the shop window, hunched expectantly, like the large scavenging marabou storks which had stood bumping shoulders on a particular roadside in Fort Portal every morning watching for the garbage trucks.

Days passed, and Munday waited for Caroline to contact him through Emma—it had become a ritual for him. Sometimes in corners of the Black House where he felt Caroline’s presence strongest, near the living-room fireplace, at the store of green candles in the back hall, in the draft at the top of the stairs, he appealed to her and he sensed her moving past him like a vibrant column of warm air. He looked to Emma for Caroline’s signal (a watchfulness Emma took for indulgent concern): “Is there anything you’d like me to do, my darling?” But he wasn’t summoned.

He worked on his book, but the collection of Bwamba tools had given their peculiar odor to the study and his scribbled pages, and after writing he craved fresh air. In the afternoon he went out, choosing to walk in low sheltered places, hoping that beyond that tree or hedge she would appear to him. He took these walks* alone. Emma stayed in the house. There were days when he went out hoping to come back and find it all changed, to return to a simpler, finished place, his book done, Caroline waiting, Emma dead or gone. These solitary walks were a way, he thought, of giving her a chance to die; but when he returned to the house it was always as he left it. Once, he returned to Emma at the door who alarmed him with: “Guess what she said?” Then she reported something Mrs. Branch had said about a tuft of lungwort she had called a primrose. On the way back from his walks he usually stopped at The Yew Tree for a drink. It was a brief drink, never long enough to support a conversation, and so he was surprised one day when Mr. Flack said, “How’s your book coming along?”

Munday didn’t react. He sipped his half-pint and said, “What book is that?”

“Mr. Awdry said you were writing one,” said Flack.

“Mr. Awdry is mistaken.”

“He said it wasn’t about your cannibals, either.” “No?”

“No sir, he said it’s about us.” Flack challenged Munday with a grin.

Munday said, “Why would anyone want to do a silly thing like that?”

“That’s what I asked Mr. Awdry.”

“What did he say?”

“Money, he said”

“My wife has plenty of money,” said Munday. “She could buy and sell your Mr. Awdry, and don’t you forget it.”

Flack changed the subject. He spoke about the miners’ strike, entering its second month. There were power cuts nearly every day, but there were still regular deliveries of coal to houses; Munday’s coal shed was filled to the brim. Munday was not at all inconvenienced by the blackouts; he had learned to read by candlelight and oil lamp at the Yellow Fever Camp, and the Black House was designed to be heated by fireplaces and lighted by candles. The blackouts gave him a great deal of pleasure, but he did not say so.

“You need one of these,” said Flack. He showed Munday a dented miner’s hat, with a small battery-powered lamp on its visor. Flack put it on his head and switched on the lamp. “I wear it behind the bar during these power cuts.”

“Very sensible,” said Munday. But Flack looked foolish and comic in his overcoat and miner’s hat.

“It’s the old people I worry about,” said Flack. “A lot of them will die of the cold this winter because of these strikes. But the miners don’t care about that. Oh no, not them!”

An old man sat by the fire, holding a glass of beer on his knee. He wore a long greasy coat and Munday remembered him as the man who had shown him his old clasp knife.

Munday asked him, “How are you managing?”

The old man said, “I don’t have any electricity.” “None of us has any,” said Munday.

“I mean to say, I didn’t have any lights in my cottage before the strike,” said the man. “I’ve got a paraffin lamp and I cook over coal. If the coal runs out I’ll use wood. It’s all the same to me.”

“That’s the idea,” said Munday.

The man brightened with the compliment and in a

gesture of friendship he reached into his pocket and asked whether Munday would like to see his pictures of the Armenian massacre in Constantinople.

“I shouldn’t have these,” he said. He slipped the rubber band over his wrist and shuffled them furtively. Then he licked his thumb and passed them to Munday one at a time. They were brown postcards, thick with handling, of stacked bodies in a plaza and dark soldiers standing at attention with long rifles; corpses dangling straight down on a lengthy gallows beam; a bundle in a gutter that Munday recognized after a moment as a man; and three of them were of fiercely mustached Turks holding swollen severed heads by their hair. The pictures were passed around the bar and discussed.

“They look a right lot of bastards,” said Hosmer.

“Never saw that many people on a gallows,” said Flack. “Though I’ve seen one or two in my time. Deserters.”

“I can remember,” said a very old man, “after a hanging in Dorchester, they used to sell the rope by the inch. This was years ago.” He smiled and nodded. “By the inch. I reckon you could make a fortune that way.”

“It’s about time they started on the Irish,” said a stocky and slightly drunk man. Munday knew him. Before Christmas some young schoolchildren climbing in the Cairngorms had got lost in a blizzard. They had made camp, hoping to be rescued, but five had frozen to death. Flack had mentioned it it had been on the six o’clock news. The stocky man had said, “When I was their age I wasn’t in a school. I had to work, help my father with the sheep. No camping trips for me.” He was, Munday discovered later with some surprise, a shepherd. Now he said, “That’s what they should do, hang ’em.”

“They got a few in Londonderry the other day,” said Hosmer.

“They should shoot thirteen of the buggers every day,” said the shepherd.

The man collected his postcards of the Armenian massacre, snapped the rubber band around the pack, and said, “Three of them Irish had nail-bombs in their pockets. That’s a fact.”

“The paras didn’t shoot them,” Flack said. “They were killed by their own people.”

Munday felt they were trying to draw him out. He said nothing, but the subject disturbed him. Even The Times had carried a photograph of a girl whose head had been shaved and who had been tied to a pole and tarred and feathered. He had seen victims of African brutality, but this picture of the Irish girl slumped on a pole, with a blackened face and white eyes, had outraged him.

The shepherd was holding forth on the Irish. Munday wanted to interrupt, to lecture them on barbarism. But it was pointless. He listened, as he had so many times on the verandah of the Mountains of the Moon Hotel, when Alec and his cronies spoke about marauding Africans, uprisings, sometimes the Bwamba and their tortures. Munday had not interrupted then; it was idle conversation, horror reduced to small talk, without menace. An atrocity story, offered to the group, was like a ticket of entry, and a challenge or a rebuke was considered to be in poor taste.

“Mow ’em down,” said the shepherd. He described how it should be done, how he would do it himself if he had a chance: “Don’t think I wouldn’t!”

Munday went to the billiard table and pulled out a cue from the rack on the side. Chalking it, he said to the shepherd, “Take a cue.”

The shepherd stopped roaring. He smiled at Munday and slipped off his woolen jacket. He said, “If you like.”

Flack tossed a coin. Munday called heads and lost. “You go first, mister,” said the shepherd. “Get a tanner from the landlord.”

Flack handed Munday a sixpence and leaned on the bar to watch the game. The other drinkers, Hosmer, the very old man, the man with the postcards in the pocket of his long coat, a silent farmboy in boots,

drew near, as Munday lined up two balls, red and white, for the break. He aimed carefully and drove his cue ball against the red, sinking it in one of the back holes.

“Red counts double,” said the shepherd. “Forty for you.”

“Flack can keep score,” said Munday.

“Good position,” said Hosmer. The white ball had come to rest near the forward spindle which stood in front of the two-hundred-point hole.

Munday took the red ball out of the chute, aimed, and potted both balls, the white in the two hundred, the red in the twenty.

“Two-eighty,” said Flack. “Nicely played.”

“You played on her before,” said the shepherd.

“He never played here,” said Hosmer.

“Take your shot,” said the shepherd.

“Don’t rush me,” said Munday. He lined up the balls again and shot; his method (“Munday’s One-Two,” Alec had called it) was the same, sinking the red, leaving the white at the lip of the forward hole, then sinking them both with the next shot, collecting two hundred and eighty points each time.

“Five-sixty,” said Flack.

The old man in the long coat grinned at the score and touched his tongue to his nose.

“Call me when you miss,” said the shepherd. He sat down by the wall and chalked his cue while the others watched Munday repeat his shot.

“We should get Doctor Munday on the team,” said Flack.

“I’m afraid not,” said Munday, and went on setting up the balls, potting them, setting them up again.

There was a clunk inside the table.

“Gate’s down,” said Hosmer. “Everything counts double.”

“What’s my score?” asked Munday.

“Five thousand and forty,” said Flack. “That’s a hell of a score.”

Munday said to the shepherd, ‘Tm going to give you a chance now.” He deliberately missed, then stepped aside and said, “Go on.”

“You’re too good for me,” said the shepherd. “I ain’t playing.”

“It’s just a game,” said Flack.

“Bit of fun,” said Hosmer.

The shepherd glowered at Hosmer. He said, “You play him then!”

“I don’t think you’ll find anyone around here who’ll want to play with you,” said Flack.

Munday said, “I don’t think there’s anyone around here I want to play.”

The shepherd came awkwardly up to Munday and said, “Have a drink, mister.”

“I must go,” said Munday. He replaced his cue and put on his coat.

“He won’t drink with me,” said the shepherd angrily.

Flack said, “He can’t. He’s got a house guest, haven’t you, Doctor?”

“Excuse me?” Munday was at the door, the men facing him from different parts of the room.

“That nigger-boy,” said Flack. “Isn’t he still up at your place?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Munday, and he bumped out without saying goodbye.

They knew; it was not hard to guess how. He had done his best to hide Silvano, but he could have predicted they would see him. TTiere were few secrets in any village. And yet what Flack had said had given him a jolt, like the rumor of his book (“Not about your cannibals, either . . ”). Munday was surprised and angry, for what continued to disturb him were the shifting similarities between this village and the one he had left. He had found England in Africa; he had always thought it would be preparation for returning, but he had returned to find Africa in England, not the whole of Africa, but a handful of its oldest follies. In some respects the two places were identical in mood, in the size of their customs. What differences he had found had given him occasions to be complacent. The similarities confused him, they reminded him of how exposed he was: he knew he would never have risked with an African woman what he had risked with Caroline. It was not spoken about—no rumors had reached him—but Munday was not sure this silence meant that no one knew, or that it was common knowledge.