Read The Remorseful Day Online
Authors: Colin Dexter
“Please!” Morse signaled to the chair, and obediently she sat down again. “Why haven't you mentioned the murders, Doctor? They're all over the national papers.”
“I bought
six
of them yesterday, if you must know.”
“Your father? Your brother—Simon, isn't it? Do they know?”
“I've not seen Simon recently.”
“You could have phoned him.”
“Simon is
not
the sort of person you phone. He's deaf,
very
deaf—as you probably know anyway.”
“And your father?” repeated Morse.
“I… whether or not… Oddly enough I saw him last week. He came to stay with me for a couple of nights.”
“Which nights?”
“Wednesday and Thursday. He went back to London on Friday.”
“What time?”
“Is this the Inquisition?”
“It
is
my job to
ask
these questions, you understand that.”
“Touché! He caught the train—I'm not sure which one. He didn't bring the car—nowhere to park in Oxford, is there?”
“Why didn't you see him off?”
“I couldn't.”
“Were you working?”
“No. I'd arranged to have Thursday and Friday off myself. Like Dad, I'd a few days’ holiday to make up.”
“So why not see him off?”
The eyes were fiery now. “I'll tell you why. Because he took me out the previous night to Le Petit Blanc in Walton Street and we had a super meal
and
we had far too much booze—before, during, and after, all right? And I got as pissed as a tailed amphibian and tried to sleep things off with enough pills to frighten even you! And when I finally staggered downstairs—eleven? half-eleven?—I saw this note on the kitchen table: ‘Off back to London. Didn't want to wake you. Love Dad'—something like that.”
“Any time on the note?”
“Don't think so.”
“Have you kept it?”
“Course I've not kept it! Hardly a specimen of purple prose, was it?”
“Don't be cross with me,” said Morse gently as he got to his feet and left the consulting room—with two blue cards for more immediate and urgent blood tests, and with instructions to fix up a further appointment for eight weeks’ time.
After the door had closed behind him, Sarah dialed 9 for an outside line on the phone there; then called a number.
“Hullo? Hullo? Could you put me through to Simon Harrison, please?”
Dr. Franklin shewed me that the flames of two candles joined give a much stronger light than both of them separate; as is made very evident by a person holding the two candles near his face, first separate, and then joined in one.
(Joseph Priestley,
Optiks
)
As he sat awaiting his turn outside the cubicle reserved for blood testing, Morse found himself wondering whether, wondering
how
, if at all, Sarah Harrison could have had any role to play in the appalling events of the weekend just passed. There
were
possibilities, of course (there were always possibilities in Morse's mind), and for a few minutes his brain accelerated sweetly and swiftly into that extra fifth gear. But stop a while! Strange had surely been right to remind him that the easiest answer was more often than not the correct one. What
was
the easiest answer, though? Lewis would know, of course; and it was at times like these that Morse needed Lewis's cautious 30 mph approach to life, if not to any stretch of road in front of him. Two heads were better than one, even though one of them was Lewis's. Yet what a cruel thought that was! And so unworthy …
“Mr. Morse?”
A nurse led him behind the blood-letting curtain; and as she wiped the inside of his right arm with a sterilizing swab of cotton wool before inserting a needle, Morse found himself thinking of Dr. Sarah Harrison … wondering exactly what she was thinking (doing?) at that very moment.
“Hullo? Simon Harrison here.”
“Simon? Sarah! Are you hearing OK?”
“Where else? Course I'm here in the UK.”
“Are you
hearing
me all right?”
“Oh, sorry! Yes. Fantastic this new phone system. You know that.”
“Are you on your own, Simon?” She was speaking softly.
“Yes. But you can never count on it, sis. You know that.”
“Now listen! I've only got a minute or so. I've just been talking to Chief Inspector Morse—”
“Who?”
“Morse! He's with the Thames Valley Police and he's just become one of my patients.”
“He wasn't on Mum's case.”
“Well, he's on
this
one.”
“So?”
“So we've got to be careful, Simon.”
“You told him Dad was here?”
“Had to! He'd have soon found out.”
“What's
wrong
, sis?”
“Nothing's
wrong. But I'm a bit frightened of him, and when he sees you—”
“Seizure? What? Say it again.”
“If he
sees
you, Simon, you did
not
come round last Wednesday.
You did not come
—”
“I
heard
you! I stayed at home and watched the telly. What was on, by the way?”
“Look it up in the
Radio Times!
And stop being—!”
A knock on the consulting-room door caused Sarah to replace the receiver hurriedly, almost hoping that another outpatient had passed out in Reception. But the knock was only a polite reminder that Dr. Harrison's
A.M.
schedule was now running over half an hour late.
Yet even as the next outpatient was ushered in, Dr. Sarah Harrison found herself wondering exactly what Chief Inspector Morse was thinking (doing?) at that very moment.
Turning right from the front entrance of the Radcliffe Infirmary, Morse began walking slowly down toward
St. Giles, noting that the time was 10:40—twenty minutes before the pubs were due to open. Yet since drink was now definitely out for the duration, such an observation was of little moment.
The Oratory was on his right, a building he'd seldom paid attention to before, although he must have walked past it so many, many times. But apart from that wonderful line of cathedrals down the eastern side of England—Durham, York, Lincoln, Peterborough, Ely—the architecture of ecclesiastical edifices had never meant as much as they should have to Morse; and the reason why he now checked his step remains inexplicable.
He entered and looked around him: all surprisingly large and imposing, with a faint, seductive smell of incense, and statues of assorted saints around him, with tiers of candles lit beside their sandaled, holy feet.
A youngish woman had come in behind him, a Marks & Spencer carrier bag in her left hand. She dipped her right hand into the little font of blessed water there, then crossed herself and knelt in one of the rear pews. Morse envied her, for she looked so much at home there: looked as if she knew herself and her Lord so well, and was wholly familiar with all the trappings of prayer and the promises of forgiveness. She didn't stay long, and Morse guessed that the cause of her brief sojourn was probably the paucity of any sins worthy of confession. As she left, Morse could see some of the contents of the carrier bag: a Hovis loaf and a bottle of red plonk.
Bread and wine.
The door clicked to behind her, and Morse stepped over to meet St. Anthony, wondering whence had sprung that oddly intrusive “h.” According to the textual blurb at the base of the statue, this great and good man was clearly capable of performing quite incredible miracles for those who almost had sufficient faith. Morse picked up a candle from the box there and stuck it in an empty socket on the top row. At which point (it appeared) most worshipers would have prayed fervently
for a miracle. But Morse wasn't at all sure what miracle he wanted. Nevertheless the elegant, elongated candle was of importance to him; and on some semi-irrational impulse he took a second candle and placed it beside the first. Together, side by side, they seemed to give a much stronger light than both of them separate.
A notice suggested an appropriate donation per candle, and Morse pushed a £1 coin into the slot in the wall behind St. Anthony. Half of bitter. Then, remembering that he'd doubled his investment, the reluctant hagio-later pushed in a second £1 coin. A whole pint.
As he walked down to St. Giles, the man who had virtually no faith in the Almighty and even less in miracles noted that the past few minutes had slipped by quickly. It was now just after 11
A.M.
; and when he came in sight of the Bird and Baby on his right, he saw that the front door was open.
He went in.
Careless talk costs lives.
(Second World War slogan)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
(Rita Rudner)
Five days after Morse had declined the free draw for a miracle at the Oratory, at noon, at Lower Swinstead, at the bar of the Maiden's Arms, Tom Biffen stood leaning forward on his tattooed arms. Very quiet so far for a Saturday. Just the two hardy perennials, horns already locked over their continuous cribbage; and the pale-faced, ear-pierced, greasy-haired youth already squaring up to the fruit machine.
It was twenty minutes later that the fourth customer arrived.
“Usual?”
The newcomer nodded and placed the requisite monies on the counter. The white van in the car park economically proclaimed the newcomer's profession: “J. Barron, Builder.”
“Not out at Debbie's today, John?”
“What do you think? The day after the funeral?”
“No. Have you seen her since Harry…?”
“No. Well, I wouldn't have gone last weekend anyway, would I? Thought they'd like being on their own, like—you know, the day after they'd let him out and all that.”
“No.”
The youth was standing beside them, a £10 note folded lengthways between the index and middle fingers of his right hand.
“You're taking all me change,” complained Biffen as he exchanged the note for ten £1 coins from the till.
“You'll have bugger all left for the honeymoon,” ventured the builder; but the youth, unhearing or uncaring, had already walked back to what was perhaps the first great love of his life.
At the bar a few low-voiced confidences were being exchanged.
“When's the wedding, Biff?”
“Five weeks today.”
“Nice bit o'skirt?”
“Yeah. Dental receptionist down in Oxford somewhere.”
“Glad
one
of ‘em's earning!” The builder half-turned toward the unremunerative machine. “Nobody earns much of a living on them things.”
“Except the Company,” corrected the landlord.
“Except Tom Biffen,” corrected one of the cribbagers.
The landlord grunted.
Odd really. Most men in their latish seventies would ever have been susceptible to deafness, arthritis, baldness, sciatica, hemorrhoids, incontinence, impotence,
cataracts, dementia, and all the rest. And perhaps (for all the landlord knew) the two old codgers suffered from every single one of them—except quite certainly the first.
Biffen lowered his voice: “Did you get to the crematorium?”
“No.
Family
, wasn't it? I wasn't exactly a friend of the family.”
“I thought you builders and plumbers were friends of everybody, especially a strapping young fellow like you?”
“Young?”
But the landlord had a point. John Barron, tall and well built, with dark close-cropped hair and clean-cut features, certainly looked younger than his forty-one years; and what appeared a genuinely open smile appealed to all the local ladies—except his wife, who had been known occasionally to feel jealous.
“What exactly are you doing for Debbie?”
“In the back passage, off the kitchen—you know, the old coal shed and the old loo. Knocking ‘em into one so she can get her washing machine in—retiling the floor—replastering the walls—new electrical sockets—usual sort of thing.”
“Just at weekends?”
“Yeah, well…”
“Bit o’ moonlighting? Cash payment?”
For a second or two Barron's mouth tightened distastefully, but he made no direct reply. “I was hoping to finish it off before Harry was out.”
“Poor sod! Bet he was looking forward … you know. Attractive woman, our Debbie!”
“Yeah.” The builder took a deep draught of his bitter. “Did you go—to the crem?”
“No. Like you said …”
“Have you seen her at all since…?”
“No. Like you said …”
“The police've been round, they tell me.”
“Yeah. Came in—when was it?—Tuesday.”
“What'd they want?”
Doubtless the builder would have been enlightened immediately had not two further customers entered at that point: an elderly, backpacking, stoutly booted couple.
“Two glasses of orange juice, please!”
“Coming up, sir.”
“Beautiful little village you've got here. So quiet. So peaceful. ‘Far from the madding crowd'—you'll know the quotation?”
The landlord nodded unconvincingly as he passed over the drinks.
“And you serve meals as well!”
The couple walked over to the corner farthest from the fruit machine: she consulting the hostelry's menu; he plotting a possible
P.M.
itinerary from
Family Walks in the Cotswolds.
“Quiet and peaceful!” mumbled the landlord, as one of the elders stepped forward with two empty straight glasses. Words were clearly superfluous.
“You were saying?” resumed the builder.
“Saying what?”
“About the police?”
“Ah, yes. That sergeant came in and asked some of us about Harry and Debbie.”
“But you hadn't seen either of them?”
“Right! But, I would've done, see—would've seen
her
, anyway, if it hadn't been for them—for the police. That Sat'day night I thought I'd just nip over and take ‘em a bottle o’ Shampers, like—give ‘em both a bit of a celebration. Well, I'd just parked the car and I was just walking along when I saw this police car driving slowly round and the fellow inside making notes of Reg numbers by the look of it.”
“What'dyousay?”
“Didn't say nothing, did I? Just waited till the coast was clear, then buggered off back here smartish. They'd seen the number, though. So not much point in …”