The Raw Shark Texts (26 page)

“I’m not going to say it,” I said as we came full circle around the
Orpheus
, but then I said it anyway. “This isn’t a boat, it’s just stuff. I get the computer loop, but the rest of it – if the shark comes are we, what, going to climb up on those boxes and play Ahab or something?”

“Or something.” Behind his Michael Caine glasses Fidorous’s face hummed with what physicists call potential energy.

“But it’s just –”

“Yes, I heard you the first time. You’re quite correct. It’s just stuff, just beautiful ordinary things. But the idea these things embody, the meaning we’ve assigned to them in putting them together like this, that’s what’s important.”

I looked again at the assortment of wood and boxes and cardboard and wires. “This is another conviction thing, isn’t it?”

Fidorous looked to be searching his brain for something. After a second he found it. “Have you heard of Matisse?”

I nodded.

“Good. Well, one day a man, a potential buyer, visited Matisse in his studio. This man spent a while looking at one of the artist’s latest works before suddenly declaring ‘That woman’s arm is too long.’ Do you know what Matisse said to him?”

I shook my head.

“He said, ‘That is not a woman, sir. It’s a painting.’”

Fidorous walked away to inspect the assemblage. I watched as he adjusted the desk fan’s alignment slightly and tapped at its wire cage with a biro, listening carefully to the sound.

“So that’s what you’re doing?” I said. “You’re building the woman?”

“Exactly, and succinctly put too. We’re building the woman, not the painting.” The doctor stood and brushed down his trousers. “All this
stuff
, it might help to think of it as a kind of focus tool, a way of ensuring the woman, when we’ve finished her, is one single woman and not like – like a 3D film with the glasses off. Do they still make those?”

“What?”

“3D films.”

“Erm, yeah, I think so.”

“Good, good. I liked them. Very useful. Anyway, you can store your things in here.” Fidorous motioned for my backpack and when I took it to him he placed it inside one of the
Orpheus
’s tea chests.

I watched him tinkering with the arrangement, shuffling my bag around in the box until it looked right to him. It was as if Fidorous had gears, as if someone kept switching his brain settings from
angry hermit
to
vengeful scientist
to
thoughtful monk
to
excited kid on a climbing frame
. How many more Trey Fidorous’s were still hidden away under all that hair? The thought worried me more than I wanted to admit. With the First Eric’s training I’d become pretty good at figuring people out, but the fact was I couldn’t get a grip on this man at all.

“Good, yes,” Fidorous said, smiling up at me. “Now what’s in that plastic bag?”

“My Dictaphones.”

“Excellent. I think we’ll have them – here.” The plastic bag went into a smaller cardboard box. “And … yes.” He patted down his pockets, removed the ancient paint brush he’d given me the night before and carefully placed it on the packing case next to Nobody’s laptop. “I think that’s good for now. Yes, it’s good. Right. You stay here, I’m going to see if I can find where Scout’s hiding herself, and we still have to find some sort of anchor.”

“Okay, if you don’t need me for any of this maybe I could do some work on the QWERTY code?”

“No.” Stepping out of the assemblage, he pointed to the glass of paper strips still in my hand. “That’s your priority. You have to drink that water if any of this is going to work. Understood?”

“Sure. Okay.”

“Good.” Once free, he started towards the exit. “Good. You get on with that and we’ll deal with the boat.”

I tugged the collar of my coat up. Now I was alone, the air felt cold, thoughtful and old. The empty room smelled vaguely of pulled up carpets and abandoned factories. It was quiet too, my footsteps making sharp thunk-clicks over yards of flat concrete flooring.

Except I wasn’t really alone, was I?

“Well, I’m glad none of this is affecting your routine too much.”

From the top of his cardboard box, one of Ian’s ears swivelled around to listen to me while the rest of him pretended to be asleep.

“Why would you want to come down here anyway? It’s cold and – un-Ian like.”

The ear twitched a couple of times then drifted forwards again, casually letting me know this conversation wasn’t going to happen.

“Fine,” I said.

I put my hand over the top of the glass full of papers and shook it a couple of times, the way you shake a snow globe. The little oblong strips inside gave a muffled rustle on the bounce of each shake, but nothing else changed. I walked over to the wall and sat down against it, feeling the hard floor through my jeans. Out in the middle of all that grey space, the
Orpheus
sat quietly like the car boot sale collage it was. I could just make out Ian’s furry ribs rising and falling gently, seemingly without a care in the world.

I blew out a sigh that no one was around to hear. In my still-tired brain, the events and developments of the past twenty-four hours, the twists and the turns, the hurts and the shocks, they all added up to a great and complex labyrinth that I didn’t have the strength to puzzle out anymore. Instead, I resigned myself only to plodding forward. Sleepy and detached enough to be able to look down at events casually as if from the outside, I thought about coming out of the other side, about leaving the underground spaces, the papers and knotted sideways ideas behind. Drifting near the edge of sleep, I found myself thinking about Scout and the way we’d been for that short time together, the way her body smelled and felt against my skin, her sharp-edged laugh, her ruffled bob and the way
our fingers had brushed, caught onto each other and then pulled our hands together as we’d made our way through flickery corridors. The memories stung and I pushed them back. If I did climb back up into the world after this, it would be alone, just me and Ian again. The thought washed through my body with a cold little swell. Maybe I could talk to her? Maybe I could say
of course I understand why you did it
and apologise for being so scared and stupid, and maybe everything could go back to how it was when we’d been – whatever it was that we’d been. But I was scared, scared of her laughing or even worse, her being kind and explaining how sorry she was, but that she’d only ever needed me for this. My sleepy mind acted out the scene while drifting towards strange territories. What if I told her about the other thing, the hidden thing, the nonsense thing? The thing that insisted that she was connected to Clio Aames.
Connected? Go on, say it.
The thing that insisted –
go on say it
– she was Clio Aames. There couldn’t be anything more stupid to think or say and yet – and yet an unfamiliar part of me from deep deep inside said
it might be the only way to bring this fractured world back into alignment
.

I nodded, jumped awake, my hand twitching around the glass. Sleep had made a grab for me and I’d caught my fingernails on the edge of the conscious world at the last minute. I lifted the glass and took a good look at the strips of paper inside. No change.

“Right,” I said to myself and to the glass, trying to kick-start my brain. I geared up for another shot at the concept of water.

The morning wore on. Scout and Fidorous returned to the
Orpheus
assemblage over and over again bringing more
stuff
. Occasionally the doctor would call over to me to ask how I was doing or tell me the function of objects they were including in the floor plan. A bundle of books tied with a thin chain became the anchor, a clothes prop extending from the side was the winching arm and a torch shining its beam straight up at the
ceiling was the mast. They added other things too: more planks, car headlamps and real gas tanks and scuba gear. Fidorous brought Ian’s carrier and included that in the assemblage along with everything else. Scout took off her heavy waterproof coat and worked in her vest top, tucking her hair behind her ears only to have it escape and get in her way every time she bent down. I watched her re-tuck and re-tuck it from behind my glass of papers, trying not to be seen. It felt like a volatile border had grown up between us and I could only risk quick glances across. The one time she caught me looking at her I froze. Scout had looked down quickly and then away, maybe having the same thoughts as me, maybe not.

I had no success with the glass. I stared into the little nest of tangled strips for hours trying to see something other than paper and print, but I couldn’t see anything else because that’s all there was.

Lunchtime came and I realised I hadn’t eaten all day. My body was too tired to make a big song and dance about it but the problem registered as a slow ache with a green of sickness around the edges. I ignored it.

Scout and Fidorous wheeled in a pallet truck carrying two large black oblong blocks. It took me a moment to realise what they were: amplifiers. They arranged them at the far end of the cellar and began to hook them up to fixtures in the wall.

“Floodgates,” Fidorous called over when he saw me watching. “Do you want to hear?”

I said that I did.

Scout stood back, glancing over at me once and then turning her attention back to the equipment. Somebody must have flipped a switch. The sound of speaking voices filled the room, low fluid and high tinkling voices, and voices in between, all talking into and around and through each other and merging into a flow of sound. All the voices were saying the same word over and over again – water water water water water water water water water water water water water.

Half an hour later and I was lying on my back, hands behind my head, glass at my side. I’d taken a single strand of paper and was chewing on it, trying to convince the idea of cool fresh liquid out of the warm pulpy mass between my teeth. I was thinking how it was a hopeless, impossible task, how I
did not know
how to extract the concept of water from words and, in front of Scout or not, I would have to say so to Fidorous.

With these thoughts rolling in on me, breaking, crashing and warping into strange shapes, I began to sink away from wakefulness and down into the deep quiet of sleep.

I lurched upright with a gasp. I remembered it. I remembered the dream. Every detail pin-sharp, high resolution Technicolor clear. Before now my Light Bulb dreams had always evaporated into vague feelings as I came round to wakefulness, but now, for whatever reason, this one had fixed itself in my mind.

Before I could focus on it, why it might have happened, what it might mean, another sensation muscled its way in past the surprise and grabbed hold of my attention. The side of my leg was wet. I looked around, still a little dazed, still a little dream-shocked. I saw a glass tipped over and the spilled water soaking a patch of my jeans dark before making a long thin lake of itself on the concrete floor.

The side of my leg was wet.

Like an explosion played backwards, the last few hours rushed together into a single focused point. I took hold of the glass and stood up. The paper and the words were gone. Now there was water, just a half centimetre left in the bottom, but real physical water where the words had been. It had happened. Somehow, I’d done it.

Scout and Fidorous were straightening planks on the
Orpheus
floor plan.

“Doctor.”

They both turned and I held up the glass, tipping the tiniest drop of the remaining water out so they could see what had happened.

Fidorous gave me a wave to come over but then – something pulled his attention away. He stood still, head tipped to one side, listening. Scout must have started to say something because the doctor brought a finger up to his lips in a silent
shhh
. Then I heard it too, a murmuring, a noise almost below the bottom end of human hearing but getting louder, rising up.

The doctor’s face relaxed into a slack panic.