The Prisoner of Cell 25 (9 page)

Everyone laughed, which started a barrage of Chuck Norris jokes. 

“Little Norris is so tough, when he does push-ups he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the earth down.”

“Little Norris is so tough, he can lead a horse to water and make it drink.”

“What’s the matter, Corky?” someone shouted. “Chicken?” Then someone started a chant, “Vey, Vey, Vey.”

Now Corky couldn’t back out—he’d never live it down. There was no way around it; we were going to spar. It was a classic David and Goliath scenario, except I couldn’t use my slingshot. I was going to get killed.

Taylor sidled up to me. “That didn’t go the way I thought it would.”

“Really?” I said.

“It’s not so bad.”

“How is this ‘not so bad’?”

“Well, no one expects you to beat him. So if you lose, you’ll look brave for fighting a monster. And if you somehow win, you’ll be a legend.”

“I feel much better now,” I said sarcastically.

She looked at Corky, then back to me. “Wait. I’ve got another idea.”

“I can’t wait to hear it.”

“When I say ‘go,’ run into him as hard as you can and try to knock him down.”

“Are you kidding me? He’s a freakin’ brick wall.”

“Trust me.”

“I did.”

“Trust me again.”

“Let’s go!” Corky shouted impatiently. “Let’s get this going.”

“All right,” Taylor said, stepping away from me. “When I say ‘go,’ come out fighting. Ready . . .”

Corky’s eyes narrowed into small slits as he leaned forward on the balls of his feet, squaring off the way he did before a wrestling match.

After the razzing Taylor gave him, I don’t think he was going to hold back.

“Get set . . .”

His fists balled up. I swallowed and tried not to look overly terrified—just a little terrified. I was certain he could smell my fear.

Don’t panic
, I told myself.

“Go!”

I took off running at him, feeling like a pitched baseball about to be smacked out of the park. Shouting like a madman, I slammed into him with everything I had, my face buried into his very solid abs. 

To my amazement he stumbled backward and fell, crashing to the ground in an azalea bush.

“Yeah!” shouted Drew, running to Corky. “I told you, man! Little Norris rules.”

As I lifted myself up, Corky was still on his back, covered in white flower petals and looking dazed. Drew pointed his finger in Corky’s face. “I warned you, don’t mess with the little Norris. The kid’s got sweet moves.”

The truth is, I was more surprised than anyone, including Corky.

I put my hand out to lift him up, which he fortunately ignored, since I’d need a car jack to lift him. He slowly climbed to his feet, wiping off his backside. “Good job, kid.”

Taylor walked up to him. “I’m not letting you wear my skirt,” she said. “You’ll stretch it. But it looks like you’ll be carrying Michael’s books.”

I waved it off. “No,” I said, “we were just messing around. He could have crushed me like a bug. Thanks for taking it easy on me.”

Corky, still confused about what had happened, looked at me and nodded. “Hey, no problem. I don’t know where you learned that junk, but you’re pretty good.”

Drew put his arm around me. “He’s the man. You gotta start hanging out with us, little Norris.”

The crowd gathered around me. A pretty girl with long black curly hair walked up to me. I knew her from math class but she had never acknowledged my existence. “Hi, Michael. I’m Chantel. That was so cool,” she said, her brown eyes locked on mine.

“Thanks.”

“What school do you go to?”

“Meridian. I’m in your math class.”

“Really? I’ve never seen you.”

“I sit right behind you.”

“Oh,” she said, blushing a little. “Lucky me.”

Taylor grabbed my arm. “Come on, Michael.”

“We’ll catch up later,” I said to her.

She smiled and waved. “See you in math.”

Everyone was giving me high-fives and patting me on the back as Taylor dragged me off.

“Why do I have to go?” I asked.

“So you don’t get a big head,” Taylor said.

“Where are we going?”

“Where no one will hear us. Come on, Ostin.”

“You got my name right,” he said.

We went back inside. Ostin grabbed another brownie from the table and the three of us went upstairs to a bedroom. Inside, Taylor locked the door behind us.

“Where’d you learn that move?” Ostin asked. “That was awesome.  You took down gorilla-man without your powers.”

“It wasn’t me,” I said. I looked at Taylor. “Was it?”

She sat down on the bed. “It was sort of you. You did knock him down.”

Ostin’s eyes darted back and forth between us. “What did she do?”

“The same thing she did to Poulsen. She rebooted him. Didn’t you?”

“What?” Ostin said.

I looked at Taylor. “Can I tell him?”

She rolled her eyes. “You just did.”

“Well, you showed him first.”

“What are you talking about?” Ostin said, looking back and forth between us.

“Taylor has powers like mine,” I said.

Ostin’s jaw dropped. “She can shock like you?”

“Not exactly. She can shock people’s brains.”

“What?”

“She can reboot people.”

I didn’t have to explain “reboot” to Ostin—he was all about computers. “Ah,” he said, a large smile crossing his face. “Like pressing the reset button. I get it. That’s why Poulsen looked like he’d been sucker-punched. I just thought he had a brain tumor or something.  So how does that work?”

“I don’t know,” Taylor said. “I just look at them and concentrate.”

“So how did you knock that guy over?”

“I didn’t, Michael did. I just rebooted him a second before Michael crashed into him. He didn’t even know where he was.”

“That’s awesome!” Ostin said.

“No, it’s not,” I said. “She shouldn’t be using her powers in public like that. Someone will figure it out.”

“I know.” She looked down, covering her eyes with her hands.

“I need to confess something.” She looked up at me. “But first, you need to promise me that you won’t get mad, okay? I feel bad enough about it.”

“What did you do?” I asked.

“Promise me.”

“All right. I promise.”

“I won the basketball game for us. At least I might have.”

“What do you mean?”

“I rebooted that guy as he was shooting his free throws. That’s why he missed so badly.”

“That’s just wrong,” Ostin said.

I looked at her in disbelief. “After what you said to me at the game? What happened to not using our powers in public?”

“I know. I just didn’t want to lose. I’m such a hypocrite. I, like, ruined that guy’s life.”

Ostin started pacing. “People, we need to keep this under control. That’s why we need the club, to set standards.” His mouth spread in a broad smile. “And I have a name for our club. The Electroclan.”

“What’s an Electroclan?” I asked.

“It’s just a name,” Ostin said. “The electro part is self-evident. A clan is a group of people who all have the same . . .”

“I like it,” Taylor said before he finished. “It’s catchy.”

“I told you he was good at this,” I said. I could tell by his crooked smile that Ostin was feeling pretty good about himself. First Taylor had remembered his name, now she liked the name he’d come up with for the club. “Now we need bylaws and a mission statement.”

“What kind of bylaws?” Taylor asked.

“Like, for instance, who we can tell about our powers,” Ostin said.

“Which would be
no one
,” I said.

“And when we can use our powers,” Ostin said.

“That’s easy for you,” Taylor said. “You don’t have powers.”

“Yes I do. Advanced intellectual powers.”

“They’re not electric.”

“You’re wrong. Technically, all thinking is electric. The brain consists of about a hundred billion cells, most of which are neurons whose primary job is shooting electrical impulses down an axon, and—”

“All right,” I said, “we get it.”

“So, I’m just as powerful as . . .” He suddenly looked down, then over at me. “What was I saying?”

I looked at Taylor and she grinned.

Ostin turned red. “You rebooted me, didn’t you?”

“Well, you’re just so powerful.”

“You can’t do that,” he said. “You don’t know if that damages someone’s brain. It could burn brain cells.”

“Relax, Ostin,” I said. “You’ve got plenty to burn.” I turned to Taylor. “He’s right, you know. We shouldn’t be using our powers on each other.”

“I was just fooling around.”

“All right,” I said. “Rule number one: No using powers against each other.”

“And we need a mission statement,” Ostin said, though this time not quite as confidently.

“We need a mission,” I said.

“I think I have one,” Taylor said, moving closer to me. “To find out why you and I have powers. I’ve discovered something that might be important.”

I sat down on the bed next to her. “What?”

“Okay, you were born in California, right?”

“Pasadena.”

“Get this . . . so was I.”

“Really?”

“I asked my parents. I was born at Pasadena General Hospital. So I went online and tried to find our birth records. They have the records of births for the last forty-two years. In all that time just eleven days are missing. Guess which days.”

“Our birthdays?” I ventured.

“Exactly,” Taylor said.

“That’s weird,” I said.

“Statistically, an improbability,” Ostin said. “You two born at the same hospital nearly the same day with the similar mutant variation.”

“Mutant variation?” I said.

“For lack of a better term.”

“Find a better term,” Taylor said. “I like power.”

“Clearly,” Ostin said, loud enough for us to hear.

“I mean the word
power.
We have similar powers.” She looked at me. “I’m not a mutant.”

“Technically,” Ostin said, “you are.”

“Yeah, well you’re a geek.”

“And you’re a mutant.”

“If you say that again I’m going to reboot you.”

I stood up. “Stop it, you two. Ostin, quit calling us mutants or I’ll shock you.”

He blanched.

“Why would the records be hidden?” I asked.

“Same reason I hide my diary from my mother,” Taylor said.

“Because you’d get in trouble if she found it,” I said. I smiled at Taylor. “I think you’re on to something.”

“Except we’ve hit a dead end,” she said. “The records are gone.”

“There’s more than one way to skin the proverbial cat,” Ostin said, still feeling a little abused. “The county recorder’s office will have vital statistics for . . .”

“Can you even speak English?” Taylor said.

“Excuse me. The government has records of all the deaths and births during that time period even if the hospital doesn’t.”

“Excellent,” I said. “So we just look up those births and see where they lead.”

“I’ll do it,” Ostin said. “I’ll look them up and analyze them for our next club meeting. When should we meet again?”

“You have your birthday party tomorrow,” Taylor said, “and I have mine on Sunday. Monday I have cheerleading practice. How about

Tuesday?”

“Works for me,” Ostin said. The only thing Ostin ever had on his calendar was clogging and the Discovery Channel.

“Good with me,” I said. “Then the first meeting of the Electroclan is hereby adjourned until next Tuesday.”

“Good,” Ostin said. “I hope there’s some of those brownies left.”

The three of us walked back downstairs. I glanced at my watch. It was around ten-thirty. I said to Taylor, “I need to call my mom for a ride home.”

“Don’t you have a phone?” she asked.

I felt embarrassed. “No. Things are kind of tight right now.”

“You can use my cell phone,” she said. She flipped it open and handed it to me. I pushed the buttons, but the screen kept dissolving into static. “What’s wrong with your phone?”

She looked at it. “I don’t know, nothing was wrong with it earlier.

Let me try it.” I handed it back. She pushed a few buttons. “It’s fine.

Maybe it’s you.”

“Maybe you better dial.”

“What’s your number?”

“Two-zero-eight, five-five-five, three-nine-eight-nine.”

She dialed the number. After a moment she said, “Hello, Mrs. Vey, this is Taylor Ridley. I’m calling for Michael.” I put my hand out for the phone but she didn’t surrender it. “Thanks, we’re having a good time.” Long pause. “That sounds really fun. When are you doing it?  Okay. I think that will be fine. I look forward to meeting you too.  Here’s Michael.” She handed me the phone with her hand over the mouthpiece. “Your mom invited me over tomorrow night for cake and ice cream.”

“You’re coming?”

“If it’s okay with you.”

“Sure.” I put the phone to my ear. “Hi, Mom. Yeah, that’s okay. Sorry, I just have a bad connection. Well, it’s just me, okay. We’re over on Walker Lane. Walker Lane. The address is Thirty-Four Fifty-Five South Walker Lane. You can’t miss it, the house is huge. Okay. Bye.”

I handed Taylor her phone. “That’s so weird,” I said. “I’ve never had that problem before.”

“Maybe your electricity is increasing,” Taylor said.

“Tomorrow, we’ll check your voltage again,” Ostin said.

I felt like an old car battery when he said that.

Ostin said to Taylor, “Hey, if you’re coming over to Michael’s, we can have another meeting.”

I looked at Taylor.

“Fine with me,” she said.

“Fine with me,” I said.

Ostin smiled. “Great. Bones.” He put out his fist.

I put out my fist.

“I don’t do that,” Taylor said.

I admired how easily she’d gotten out of that. I’d have to remember to do that next time.

11. Birthday Wishes

Saturday morning my mother got up early and made my second favorite breakfast: hot chocolate and crepes, both of them topped with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. My birthday was the one time of year that my mother said nothing when I filled my plate with more whipped cream than crepe.

She made herself a simple crepe with butter and powder sugar then sat down next to me. “I’m sorry I have to work today. Are you sure you’re okay with celebrating after school on Monday?”