The Polished Hoe (57 page)

“Most humbly, Muh-Lud, in sorest estate, do the Crown tender apologies for the misapprehension of the term used to describe the instrument used in this, in this, this brutal, dasterdly crime. Referring to the hoe.”

“
And who now is the whore?
”

“The
r
is still silent, Muh-Lud.”

“
Who else is silent, may I ask Crown?
”

“Referring to the weapon used, Muh-Lud.”

“
Proceed.
”

“Muh-Lud would have read in Kinnergarden class at the Ursuline Convent, and later at the Lodge School where Muh-Lud was educated, of the speculative sayings, of the local rumour surrounding the shape of the seeds of the fruits from a certain tamarind tree, located on the property of the Plantation owned by Mr. Darnley Alexander Randall Bellfeels, namely that these tamarind seeds are all, each and every one, in the shape of the head of a man allegedly whipped to death by an ancestor of the Bellfeels family. But this is pure folklore, speculation, Muh-Lud . . .”

“
Indeed! Indeed! As a boy growing up in Bimshire, during the long vacation of 1902, which I spent on the Plantation in question, referred to by Crown, we lads, the two Bellfeels, the father and uncle deceased, of the Bellfeels referred to earlier, to-wit, Bellfeels still in the quick, and I climbed the said tamarind tree, and devoured, with brown sugar from the Factory added, the fruits of this tree just introduced into evidence.
Tambrin-balls
we called them in the local jargon, as natives of Bimshire use the term. Despising the English pronunciation
tam-mar-rin
balls . . .

“Indeed! Tambrin-balls, indeed! Clerk, show the Crown the object at the end of my watch chain . . .”

(
Clerk of the Court takes a watch from the hands of the Lord Chief Justice, and crosses the Court, to the right of the Chief Justice, and hands the watch to the Crown, who admires it. The members of the Jury, all men, all white, all from the administrative levels of other sugar-cane plantations in the Island, lean forward to catch a glimpse of the beautiful gold watch with a matching chain . . .)

“
Do the Crown see the ornament on the chain?”

“Muh-Lud.”

“
And are the Crown aware of the origin of the said ornament?
”

“
Muh-Lud.”

“
And what, may I ask, is the origin?”

“
The seed of a tambrin-fruit, Muh-Lud, the ornament is a tambrin-seed.”

“
Proceed.”

(
Crown hands the heavy gold watch back to the Clerk, who gives it to the Lord Chief Justice, who replaces it back into the buttonhole on his black waistcoat, the tamarind seed hanging outside, over the waistcoat, glittering in the light coming through the tall glass windows. The watch is inside the pocket.)

“
May I proceed, Muh-Lud?”

“
Proceed.”

“Muh-Lud, it is the Crown’s position that this crime outstrips any case in history, in any jurisdiction where Law rules, where civilization based upon the democratic principles of the British Empire reigns; where fair play exists, in CommaLaw and in Statue Law; Muh-Lud, it is hard for the Crown to cite a single case, not one precedence where there is the expression of such vile brutality and violence, coming against the tide of long historical, practised generosity.

“Muh-Lud, this crime makes the beast of the Defendent. This crime has incensed the Defendant’s kinsmen and kinswomen. And this crime has plagued the Defendant with flies . . . fleas . . . flies. Muh-Lud, from this Sunday forth, beginning with that Sunday night when the deed was done, the Crown cries out, ‘Thieves, thieves, look to your house . . .”

“‘What is the reason of this terrible Summons?’” the Lord Chief Justice continues. “‘What is the matter there?’

“
Ah, Shakespeare! I remember it.Well. I had to learn it by heart, ‘by rote,’ to use the proper term.
Othello
, Act One, Scene One, lines eighty-nine and ninety. In the Variorum Edition, of course. . . .
”

“Muh-Lud?”

“
The Moore of Venice.
Act One.
”

“May I proceed, Muh-Lud?”

“The Tragedy of Othello, the Moor of Venice.
”

“Thanks, Muh-Lud. The Crown will show, from witnesses . . .”

“
There isn’t any witnesses, Muh-Lord,”
Mary-Mathilda screams, in one of her roles, the role of Counsel for the Defence.
“Nobody didn’t there! Nobody wasn’t there, I mean. Nobody but me couldn’t see nothing that happened that night, and therefore bear witness.”

“This is a play-play Court,” Sargeant reminds her.

“Not from the things you were saying about me! And the way you were talking-so in favour of Mr. Bellfeels, I had to wonder about the justice of this Court. Jesus-God, Sarge! Suppose it wasn’t a mock-sport Court! Jesus Christ, man! I would have gone! Send-way to His Majesty’s Glandairy Prison, for life. Loss-away behind bars, facing the gallows. If not
henged
immediately . . .”

“This is what real Crowns and Solicitor-Generals and Officers of the Crown does-do; have to do, in cases heard in what we call a Mute Court. We are only practising. We are in Mute Court.”

“Proceed then, under those conditions,” she says.

“Muh-Lud, the Crown intend to call Ma, the Defendent’s mother, Gran, the Defendent’s grandmother, and Gran-Gran, the Defendent’s great-grandmother; and boys who grew up with the Defendent, to show the irascible temperriment and character the Defendent have, and moreover, had from youth; namely, and to wit, Pounce, who was a’ apprentice gardener; Golbourne, who went into the joiner and cabinet-maker trade, also as a’ apprentice; and Manny of unknown employment, seeing that his father, Manny the First, had money and was his own man; and consequently as a result, Manny the Second didn’t have to lift a straw, nor find work; also, the Crown intend to call the Vicar of Sin-Davids Anglican Church, Revern Dowd, and the Headmaster of Harsun College, and the Commadant of the Bimshire Aquatic Club . . . the Commadore I think the proper term is, I’ve just been inform . . . Revern Dowd who was aforemention’ above . . . and the Manager-owner of the Crane Beach Hotel. These latter shall show, Muh-Lud, and it ain’t really necessary for them to show, with all the evidence we got against the Defendent; and their evidence bearing the heaviness along with the burden of this tragedy, the exemplary character, the affectionate dispositions, the generosity of spirit and of pocket, of the, of the . . . man, the late gentleman . . .”

“
Muh-Lord, I asking for a step-out, not a step-out. I asking for a recess, man,”
she says.
“I axeing that we adjourn. I mean, recess.”

“
Please rise.
”

“Court adjourn,”
Sargeant says.
“Recess, I mean.”

“Couldn’t be soon-enough!” she says. “You do-me-in, good! You show your true colours to me. Is something I do? Or say? Or didn’t do? You do-me-in real good!”

“Is a play-play Court, Mary-Mathilda.”

“Play-play, my arse!” she says. “I was Mary-G to you a minute ago!”

“To me, you’s always Mary-G, Mary-Mathilda!”

“You change fast.”

“Is a play-play Court, Mary-Mathilda.”

“You did-me-in! But I suppose His Lordship have to go to the lavatory. To relieve himself. And the Juries, too. To fire a pee, and refresh themselves. A glass of ice water, in the canteen. And a shot o’ rum, in Chambers,” she says. “And I have to pass water myself.”

“Lunch,” Sargeant says.

“Already? So-soon? In real time, it is not even breakfast-yet. But morning coming.”

“Breakfast, then,” he concedes.

“My God! How can a person, if he want to, get comfortable in the strangest of places! I don’t want to leave this cane field,” she says. “But, before I do get up from this makeshift bed, almost as comfortable as the Simmons in my bedroom, I want to show you the stars.

“Over there, where you can barely see the light getting ready to break, to your left, is Orion.

“Orion. In astrology books, they say that Orion came from the urine of three people, two men and one woman. But I don’t know if I believe in all that urine-business.

“If you look good and hard, you will see the Big Dipper. Some people refer to it as the Great Bear. And once again, something I could never explain is why all these stars in the zodiacs were originally people, like me and you. When they got tired living on the earth, of being killed, or poisoned, they all went up in the heavens, and became stars. And change their names from earthly names into heavenly names.

“I can’t remember what-else Wilberforce say is the relationship between the Big Dipper and the Lil Dipper, his relative; and who was father, and who son . . .”

“The Big Dipper had a son?” he asks her.

He has already decided that he will give this information, in turn, to Gertrude, next time they lie in this same cane field, on another bed of trash.

“Big Dipper and Little Dipper,” she tells him. She places her right hand on his stomach, and leaves it there. “I wish I could remember what Wilberforce say is the Latin names for the two Dippers.”

The stars seem to remain bright, as she points with her left hand, and shows him the beautiful constellations, the figurations of those heavenly bodies, which appear in the distance, simply as sparks from starlights that she and he used to buy from Manny’s father’s shop, before it was the Harlem Bar & Grill, and was just a shop that sold salt fish and flour and box matches and cigarettes and “bombs” which she and Sargeant, Pounce and Golbourne threw against a wall, or against the stone foundation of somebody’s house, on the night of the Fifth of November, Guy Fawkes Day, and then covered their ears with their hands, waiting for the explosion.
Boooomm!
Yes. And burning starlights.

She can see plainly, the sparkles coming from the starlights, like a fountain of water illuminated, burning too fast, and then its stars disintegrating into the hot, black stems of wire; and she can smell the smouldering pieces of wire; and feel the heat; and feel the sadness for the disappearing “stars”; and she throws her wire now black into the gutter; or if they are home, dips the wire into a tot of water, and hear it fizz.
Ffffzzzzzz!
And watch the starlight die.

“Nor can I remember, so I could tell you, the distance one constellation is from the other. But they are not as close as they look with the naked eye, to us.

“But if you look over there. There! There, by the top of the breadfruit tree, with its leaves just touching the tip of the first star in the group. If you look good, without blinking your eyes too much, you will see stars that form the shape of a saucepan. I call it the Saucepan. I don’t call-to-mind the real name. Nor the name in Latin. Ask Wilberforce.

“And all I try, as I lie here studying, I can’t remember what he told me is the proper name for the Saucepan.

“You want to hear something, though? You sure you won’t be shocked? Mr. Bellfeels, still only the Bookkeeper at the time, used to swear by the stars. I think I told you this before.

“Am I making you uncomfortable talking about Mr. Bellfeels? Under the present circumstances, I should be concealing any reference to him. Imagine! Here I am, in a field of canes, lying down on the trash, beside a policeman sent to take my Statement. This is more
ironical
than my constant mention of that son-of-a-bitch.

“Strange, eh? Strange. Strange. Strange. Nobody would believe it.

“And that is why I can be here. Nobody would ever believe it. That I was here. Not only because there’s no witnesses, as they are not, but because nobody could imagine I would spend a night in a cane field. With you. So, it hasn’t happened. And in a way, before I brought you through the underground tunnel, I must have known this . . .

“I even dare you, Sargeant, that when you leave the House, after we get back, and I make you a little green tea, I dare you to go and wake up Manny, and tell Manny that you just come from spenning the night with me, in a cane field. I dare you to even tell Manny that me and you was . . . were what you call it . . . having
carnal knowledge
, then! As you-yourself been hoping to . . .

“Or your Constable. Or even Wilberforce. Or if you were not still so scared of Mr. Bellfeels, Mr. Bellfeels. No.
Nobody will believe the truth.”

“You think I so stupid as to try!” he says. “To-besides, this is between the two o’ we. Our business. What I would wash my dirty linens out-in-public, for . . . I didn’t mean to put it the way it sound, but . . .”

“There is
nothing
between us, Sargeant! Perhaps it is your business. But not
our
business.”

“I get what you saying,” he says, “though I can’t agree.”

“False oaths and evidence.”

“False oats and evidence?”

“That is a threat?” she says. “People will only believe what they want to believe.

“And the play-play Court that we conducted for my benefit, in imagination and in play-play conjecture, but with the harshest words a Solicitor-General could dream of using, there still was a, a . . . a doubt.”

“I didn’t know you knew the stars.”