The New Collected Short Stories (82 page)

Arnold looked down at the pad in front of him, and read out the statement he had just prepared. ‘My name is Arnold Pennyworthy. I need to speak to a senior police officer, as I have some
important information concerning the possibility of a serious crime having been committed, in which terrorists may be involved.’

Another click, another voice, this time with a name. ‘Control room. Inspector Newhouse.’

Arnold read his statement a second time, word for word.

‘Could you be a little more specific, sir?’ the inspector asked. Once Arnold had told him the details, the officer said, ‘Hold on, please, sir. I’m going to put you
through to a colleague at Scotland Yard.’

Another line, another voice, another name. ‘Sergeant Roberts speaking. How can I help?’

Arnold repeated his prepared statement a third time.

‘I think it may be wise, sir, if you didn’t say too much more over the phone,’ suggested Roberts. ‘I’d prefer to come and see you so we can discuss it in
person.’

Arnold didn’t realize that this suggestion was used to get rid of crank callers and those who simply wanted to waste police time.

‘That’s fine by me,’ he said, ‘but I’d prefer it if you visited me at the bank rather than my apartment.’

‘I quite understand, sir. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.’

‘But you don’t know the address.’

‘We know your address, sir,’ said Sergeant Roberts without explanation.

Arnold didn’t leave his office that morning, even to carry out his usual check on the tellers. Instead, he busied himself opening the post and checking his emails. There were several phone
messages he should have responded to, but they could wait until the man from Scotland Yard had come and gone.

Arnold was pacing up and down in his office when there was a tap on the door.

‘There’s a Sergeant Roberts to see you,’ said his surprised-looking secretary. ‘Says he has an appointment.’

‘Show him in, Diane,’ said Arnold, ‘and make sure that we’re not disturbed.’

Arnold’s secretary stood aside to allow a tall, smartly dressed young man to enter the office. She closed the door behind him.

The sergeant introduced himself and the two men shook hands before he produced his warrant card.

‘Would you like a tea or coffee, Sergeant Roberts?’ Arnold asked after he had carefully checked the card.

‘No, thank you, sir,’ the sergeant replied, sitting down opposite Arnold and opening a notebook.

‘Where shall I start?’ said Arnold.

‘Why don’t you take me through exactly what you saw taking place, Mr Pennyworthy. Don’t spare me any details, however irrelevant you may consider they are.’

Arnold checked through his notes once again. He began by describing in great detail everything he’d seen during the past month, ending with a full account of what he’d witnessed in
the flat opposite the previous night. When he finally came to the end, he poured himself a glass of water.

‘What’s your neighbour’s name?’ was the sergeant’s first question.

‘Good heavens,’ said Arnold, ‘I have no idea. But I can tell you that he’s recently moved into the block, and has taken a short lease.’

‘Which floor are you on, Mr Pennyworthy?’

‘The fourth.’

‘Thank you. That will be more than enough to be going on with,’ said the sergeant, closing his notebook.

‘So what happens next?’ asked Arnold.

‘We’ll put a surveillance team on the building immediately, keep an eye on the suspect for a few days and try to find out what he’s up to. It could all be completely innocent,
of course, but should we come up with anything, Mr Pennyworthy, be assured we’ll keep you informed.’

‘I hope it won’t turn out to be a waste of your time,’ said Arnold, suddenly feeling a little foolish.

‘We’ll find out soon enough,’ said the young detective with a smile. ‘Let me assure you, Mr Pennyworthy, I only wish there were more members of the public who were as
vigilant. It would make my job much easier. Good luck with your new job,’ he added as he stood to leave.

As soon as the policeman had left, Arnold picked up the phone on his desk and called his mother. ‘Can I come and stay with you for a few days, Mother, before I move to Bury St
Edmunds?’

‘Yes, of course, dear,’ she replied. ‘Nothing wrong, I hope?’

‘Nothing for you to worry about, Mother.’

Once Arnold had moved to Bury St Edmunds, running the branch took up most of his time, and as the weeks passed and he heard nothing from Sergeant Roberts, the incident at
Arcadia Mansions began to fade in his memory.

From time to time he read reports in the
Daily Telegraph
about police raids on terrorist cells in Leeds, Birmingham and Bradford. He always studied the photos of the suspects being led
away by the police, and on one occasion he could have sworn that. . .

Arnold had just finished interviewing a customer about a mortgage application when the phone on his desk rang.

‘There’s a Sergeant Roberts on the line,’ said his secretary.

‘Just give me a moment,’ said Arnold. He could feel his heart racing as he bustled the customer out of his office and closed the door behind him.

‘Good morning, Sergeant.’

‘Good morning, sir,’ came back a voice he recognized. ‘I was wondering if you were planning to be in London during the next few days. It’s just that I’d like to
bring you up to date on what our surveillance team has come up with.’ Arnold began to thumb through his diary. ‘If that’s not convenient,’ the sergeant continued,
‘I’d be happy to visit you in Bury St Edmunds.’

‘No, no,’ said Arnold, ‘I’ll be coming up to London on Friday evening. It’s my sister’s birthday, and I’m taking her to see
The Sound of Music
at
the London Palladium.’

‘Good, then I wonder if you could spare the time to pop in to Scotland Yard, say around five o’clock, because I know that Commander Harrison is very keen to have a word with
you.’

‘That will be fine,’ said Arnold, looking down at the blank page. He made a note in his diary, not that he was likely to forget.

‘Good,’ said the sergeant. ‘I’ll meet you in reception at five o’clock on Friday.’

As the week went by, Arnold couldn’t help thinking that he was looking forward to meeting Commander Harrison more than he was to seeing
The Sound of Music
.

Arnold left the office just after lunch on Friday, explaining to his secretary that he had an important appointment in London. When he arrived at Liverpool Street station he
went straight to the taxi rank, as he didn’t want to be late for the meeting.

The taxi swung into the forecourt of Scotland Yard a few minutes before five, and Arnold was pleased to see Sergeant Roberts standing by the reception desk waiting for him.

‘Good to see you again, Mr Pennyworthy,’ said Roberts. They shook hands, and the sergeant guided Arnold towards a bank of lifts. He chatted about
The Sound of Music
, which
he’d taken his wife to see at Christmas, while they waited for the lift, and about the parlous state of English rugby while they were in the lift. He hadn’t even hinted why Commander
Harrison wanted to see Arnold by the time the lift doors opened on the sixth floor.

Roberts led Arnold to a door at the far end of the corridor, which displayed the name Commander Mark Harrison OBE. He gave a gentle tap, waited for a moment, then opened the door and walked
in.

The commander immediately rose from behind his desk and gave Arnold a warm smile before shaking hands with him. ‘Good to meet you at last,’ he said. ‘Can I offer you a
drink?’

‘No, thank you,’ said Arnold, now even more desperate to discover why such a senior officer wanted to see him.

‘I know you’re going to the theatre this evening, Mr Penny-worthy, so I’ll get straight to the point,’ said the commander, waving Arnold to a seat. ‘I must explain
from the outset,’ he continued, ‘that the case I’m going to discuss with you is due to begin at the Old Bailey next week, so there will be some details I’m not at liberty to
disclose, although I feel sure I can rely on your complete discretion, Mr Pennyworthy.’

‘I fully understand,’ said Arnold.

‘Let me begin by saying how grateful we all are at the Yard for the information you supplied. I think I can say without exaggeration that you have been responsible for uncovering one of
the most active terrorist cells in this country. In fact, it’s hard to quantify just how many lives you may have been responsible for saving.’

‘I did no more than what I considered to be my duty,’ said Arnold.

‘You did far more, believe me,’ said the commander. ‘Because of the information you supplied, Mr Pennyworthy, we’ve been able to arrest fifteen terrorist suspects, one of
whom, the man who rented the flat on your corridor, was undoubtedly the cell chief. At a house in Birmingham which he led us to, we discovered explosive devices, bomb-making equipment and detailed
plans of buildings, along with the names of high-profile individuals the group planned to target, including a member of the royal family. Frankly, Mr Pennyworthy, you contacted us just in
time.’

Arnold beamed as the commander continued, ‘I only wish we could make your contribution public, but you will understand the restrictions we’re under in such cases, not least when it
comes to your own safety.’

‘Yes, of course,’ said Arnold, trying not to sound disappointed.

‘But when you read the press reports of the case next week, you can take some satisfaction from knowing the role you played in bringing this group of violent criminals to
justice.’

‘Couldn’t agree more, sir,’ chipped in the sergeant.

Arnold didn’t know what to say.

‘I won’t keep you any longer, Mr Pennyworthy,’ said the commander. ‘I wouldn’t want you to be late for the theatre. But be assured that the Yard will remain in your
debt, and my door will always be open.’

Arnold bowed his head and tried to look suitably humble.

The commander shook hands with Arnold and thanked him once again, before Sergeant Roberts escorted him out of the room. ‘And may I add my personal thanks, Mr Pennyworthy,’ Roberts
said as they walked down the corridor, ‘because on the first of the month, I’m to be promoted to Inspector.’

‘Many congratulations,’ said Arnold. ‘Well deserved, I feel sure.’

Arnold walked out of the building and made his way down Whitehall. He held his head high as he strolled past Downing Street, wondering how much he could tell his sister about the meeting that
had just taken place. He checked his watch and decided to hail another taxi. After all, it was a special day.

‘Where to, guv?’ asked the taxi driver.

‘The Palladium,’ said Arnold as he climbed into the back seat.

Arnold thought about his meeting with the commander as the taxi made its slow progress into the West End. He played the conversation over and over again in his mind as if he was pressing the
repeat button on a tape recorder. The cab came to a halt on Great Marlborough Street, a police cordon preventing them from going any further.

‘What’s the problem?’ Arnold asked the driver.

‘There must be a member of the royal family or some foreign head of state going to the show tonight. I’m afraid you’ll have to walk the last hundred yards.’

‘Not a problem,’ said Arnold, handing over a ten-pound note and not waiting for any change.

He made his way past the large crowd of people pressing against the safety barriers hoping to discover who was causing so much interest. When he reached the theatre entrance, his ticket was
carefully checked before he was allowed to enter the foyer. He walked up the wide red-carpeted steps and looked around for his sister. A few moments later he spotted a programme being waved
energetically. Janet was never late for anything.

Arnold gave his sister a kiss on both cheeks, wished her a happy birthday and asked her if she’d like a glass of champagne before the curtain went up.

‘Certainly not,’ said Janet. ‘Let’s go and find our seats. A member of the royal family is expected in tonight, and I want to see who it is.’

‘Please take your seats,’ said a voice over the tannoy. ‘The performance will begin in five minutes.’

‘I’ve been looking forward to this for weeks,’ said Janet as an usher tore their tickets in half and said, ‘Halfway down on the left-hand side.’

‘What wonderful seats, Arnold,’ said Janet when they reached row G.

‘Well, you’re not forty every day,’ said Arnold, giving her arm a squeeze.

‘I wish,’ she said as they made their way to the centre of the row, trying not to tread on anyone’s toes but causing several people to have to stand.

‘I thought we’d go to Cipriani afterwards,’ said Arnold once they’d settled down.

‘Isn’t that a bit extravagant?’ said Janet.

‘Not on my sister’s birthday, it isn’t. In any case, it’s turned out to be a rather special day for me as well.’

‘And why’s that?’ asked Janet as she handed him a programme. ‘Not another promotion?’

‘No, more important than that—’ began Arnold as people around him began to rise and start clapping as the Princess Royal entered the royal box. She gave the audience a wave
before taking her seat. Janet waved back.

‘She’s always been one of my favourites,’ Janet said as the audience sat back down. ‘But do tell me, Arnold, why it’s such a special day for you?’

‘Well, it all began when he moved into our block—’

‘Who are you talking about?’ interrupted Janet as the lights went down.

‘I must confess, I had my doubts about him from the start . . .’ Arnold whispered as the conductor raised his baton. ‘I’ll tell you all about it over dinner,’ he
added as the orchestra began to play a melody most of the audience knew off by heart.

Arnold enjoyed the first half of the musical, and when the curtain fell for the interval, it was clear from the rapturous applause that he was not alone.

Several members of the audience rose and peered up at the royal box, where Princess Anne was chatting to her husband. Suddenly the door at the back of the box opened, and a man whose face Arnold
could never forget walked in, dressed in a scruffy dinner jacket, one hand in his pocket.