Read The New Adventures of Ellery Queen Online
Authors: Ellery Queen
“That's ridiculous, Mr. Thorne,” growled Nick Keith. “You don't believe it yourself.”
The lawyer's gaunt cheeks sucked in. “Whether I believe it or not is immaterial. The possibility exists. But I'm more concerned with Alice Mayhew's interests at the moment than with a possible homicide. Sylvester Mayhew is dead, no matter by what agencyâdivine or human; but Alice Mayhew is very much alive.”
“And so?” asked Reinach softly.
“And so I say,” muttered Thorne, “it's damnably queer her father should have died when he did. Damnably.”
For a long moment there was silence. Keith put his elbows on his knees and stared into the flames, his shaggy boyish hair over his eyes. Dr. Reinach sipped a glass of brandy with enjoyment.
Then he set his glass down and said with a sigh: “Life is too short, gentlemen, to waste in cautious skirmishings. Let us proceed without feinting movements to the major engagement. Nick Keith is in my confidence and we may speak freely before him.” The young man did not move. “Mr. Queen, you're very much in the dark, aren't you?” went on the fat man with a bland smile.
Ellery did not move, either. “And how,” he murmured, “did you know that?”
Reinach kept smiling. “Pshaw. Thorne hadn't left the Black House since Sylvester's funeral. Nor did he receive or send any mail during his self-imposed vigil last week. This morning he left me on the pier to telephone someone. You showed up shortly after. Since he was gone only a minute or two, it was obvious that he hadn't had time to tell you much, if anything. Allow me to felicitate you, Mr. Queen, upon your conduct today. It's been exemplary. An air of omniscience covering a profound and desperate ignorance.”
Ellery removed his pince-nez and began to polish their lenses. “You're a psychologist as well as a physician, I see.”
Thorne said abruptly: “This is all beside the point.”
“No, no, it's all very much
to
the point,” replied the fat man in a sad bass. “Now the canker annoying your friend, Mr. Queenâsince it seems a shame to keep you on tenterhooks any longerâis roughly this: My half-brother Sylvester, God rest his troubled soul, was a miser. If he'd been able to take his gold with him to the graveâwith any assurance that it would remain thereâI'm sure he would have done it.”
“Gold?” asked Ellery, raising his brows.
“You may well titter, Mr. Queen. There was something medieval about Sylvester; you almost expected him to go about in a long black velvet gown muttering incantations in Latin. At any rate, unable to take his gold with him to the grave, he did the next best thing. He hid it.”
“Oh, lord,” said Ellery. “You'll be pulling clanking ghosts out of your hat next.”
“Hid,” beamed Dr. Reinach, “the filthy lucre in the Black House.”
“And Miss Alice Mayhew?”
“Poor child, a victim of circumstances. Sylvester never thought of her until recently, when she wrote from London that her last maternal relative had died. Wrote to friend Thorne, he of the lean and hungry eye, who had been recommended by some friend as a trustworthy lawyer. As he is, as he is! You see, Alice didn't even know if her father was alive, let alone where he was. Thorne, good Samaritan, located us, gave Alice's exhaustive letters and photographs to Sylvester, and has acted as liaison officer ever since. And a downright circumspect one, too, by thunder!”
“This explanation is wholly unnecessary,” said the lawyer stiffly. “Mr. Queen knowsâ”
“Nothing,” smiled the fat man, “to judge by the attentiveness with which he's been following my little tale. Let's be intelligent about this, Thorne.” He turned to Ellery again, nodding very amiably. “Now, Mr. Queen, Sylvester clutched at the thought of his new-found daughter with the pertinacity of a drowning man clutching a life preserver. I betray no secret when I say that my half-brother, in his paranoiac dotage, suspected his own familyâimagine!âof having evil designs on his fortune.”
“A monstrous slander, of course.”
“Neatly put, neatly put! Well, Sylvester told Thorne in my presence that he had long since converted his fortune into specie, that he'd hidden this gold somewhere in the house next door, and that he wouldn't reveal the hiding place to anyone but Alice, his daughter, who was to be his sole heir. You see?”
“I see,” said Ellery.
“He died before Alice's arrival, unfortunately. Is it any wonder, Mr. Queen, that Thorne thinks dire things of us?”
“This is fantastic,” snapped Thorne, coloring. “Naturally, in the interests of my client, I couldn't leave the premises unguarded with that mass of gold lying about loose somewhereâ”
“Naturally not,” nodded the doctor.
“If I may intrude my still, small voice,” murmured Ellery, “isn't this a battle of giants over a mouse? The possession of gold is a clear violation of the law in this country, and has been for several years. Even if you found it, wouldn't the government confiscate it?”
“There's a complicated legal situation, Queen,” said Thorne; “but one which cannot come into existence before the gold is found. Therefore my efforts toâ”
“And successful efforts, too,” grinned Dr. Reinach. “Do you know, Mr. Queen, your friend has slept behind locked, barred doors, with an old cutlass in his handâone of Sylvester's prized mementoes of a grandfather who was in the Navy? It's terribly amusing.”
“I don't find it so,” said Thorne shortly. “If you insist on playing the buffoonâ”
“And yetâto go back to this matter of your little suspicions, Thorneâhave you analyzed the facts? Whom do you suspect, my dear fellow? Your humble servant? I assure you that I am spiritually an asceticâ”
“An almighty fat one!” snarled Thorne.
“âand that money,
per se
, means nothing to me,” went on the doctor imperturbably. “My half-sister Sarah? An anile wreck living in a world of illusion, quite as antediluvian as Sylvesterâthey were twins, you knowâwho isn't very long for this world. Then that leaves my estimable Milly and our saturnine young friend Nick. Milly? Absurd; she hasn't had an idea, good or bad, for two decades. Nick? Ah, an outsiderâwe may have struck something there. Is it Nick you suspect, Thorne?” chuckled Dr. Reinach.
Keith got to his feet and glared down into the bland, damp, lunar countenance of the fat man. He seemed quite drunk. “You damned porker,” he said thickly.
Dr. Reinach kept smiling, but his little porcine eyes were wary. “Now, now, Nick,” he said in a soothing rumble.
It all happened very quickly. Keith lurched forward, snatched the heavy cut-glass brandy decanter, and swung it at the doctor's head. Thorne cried out and took an instinctive forward step; but he might have spared himself the exertion. Dr. Reinach jerked his head back like a fat snake and the blow missed. The violent effort pivoted Keith's body completely about; the decanter slipped from his fingers and flew into the fireplace, crashing to pieces. The fragments splattered all over the fireplace, strewing the hearth, too; the little brandy that remained in the bottle hissed into the fire, blazing with a blue flame.
“That decanter,” said Dr. Reinach angrily, “was almost a hundred and fifty years old!”
Keith stood still, his broad back to them. They could see his shoulders heaving.
Ellery sighed with the queerest feeling. The room was shimmering as in a dream, and the whole incident seemed unreal, like a scene in a play on a stage. Were they acting? Had the scene been carefully planned? But, if so, why? What earthly purpose could they have hoped to achieve by pretending to quarrel and come to blows? The sole result had been the wanton destruction of a lovely old decanter. It didn't make sense.
“I think,” said Ellery, struggling to his feet, “that I shall go to bed before the Evil One comes down the chimney. Thank you for an altogether extraordinary evening, gentlemen. Coming, Thorne?”
He stumbled up the stairs, followed by the lawyer, who seemed as weary as he. They separated in the cold corridor, without a word, to stumble to their respective bedrooms. From below came a heavy silence.
It was only as he was throwing his trousers over the footrail of his bed that Ellery recalled hazily Thorne's whispered intention hours before to visit him that night and explain the whole fantastic business. He struggled into his dressing gown and slippers and shuffled down the hall to Thorne's room. But the lawyer was already in bed, snoring stertorously.
Ellery dragged himself back to his room and finished undressing. He knew he would have a head the next morning; he was a notoriously poor drinker. His brain spinning, he crawled between the blankets and fell asleep almost instantly.
He opened his eyes after a tossing, tiring sleep with the uneasy conviction that something was wrong. For a moment he was aware only of the ache in his head and the fuzzy feel of his tongue; he did not remember where he was. Then, as his glance took in the faded wallpaper, the pallid patches of sunlight on the worn blue carpet, his trousers tumbled over the footrail where he had left them the night before, memory returned; and, shivering, he consulted his wristwatch, which he had forgotten to take off on going to bed. It was five minutes to seven. He raised his head from the pillow in the frosty air of the bedroom; his nose was half-frozen. But he could detect nothing wrong; the sun looked brave if weak in his eyes; the room was quiet and exactly as he had seen it on retiring; the door was closed. He snuggled between the blankets again.
Then he heard it. It was Thorne's voice. It was Thorne's voice raised in a thin faint cry, almost a wail, coming from somewhere outside the house.
He was out of bed and at the window in his bare feet in one leap. But Thorne was not visible at this side of the house, upon which the dead woods encroached directly; so he scrambled back to slip shoes on his feet and his gown over his pajamas, darted toward the footrail and snatched his revolver out of the hip pocket of his trousers, and ran out into the corridor, heading for the stairs, the revolver in his hand.
“What's the matter?” grumbled someone, and he turned to see Dr. Reinach's vast skull protruding nakedly from the room next to his.
“Don't know. I heard Thorne cry out,” and Ellery pounded down the stairs and flung open the front door.
He stopped within the doorway, gaping.
Thorne, fully dressed, was standing ten yards in front of the house, facing Ellery obliquely, staring at something outside the range of Ellery's vision with the most acute expression of terror on his gaunt face Ellery had ever seen on a human countenance. Beside him crouched Nicholas Keith, only half-dressed; the young man's jaws gaped foolishly and his eyes were enormous glaring discs.
Dr. Reinach shoved Ellery roughly aside and growled: “What's the matter? What's wrong?” The fat man's feet were encased in carpet slippers and he had pulled a raccoon coat over his nightshirt, so that he looked like a particularly obese bear.
Thorne's Adam's apple bobbed nervously. The ground, the trees, the world were blanketed with snow of a peculiarly unreal texture; and the air was saturated with warm woolen flakes, falling softly. Deep drifts curved upwards to clamp the boles of trees.
“Don't move,” croaked Thorne as Ellery and the fat man stirred. “Don't move, for the love of God. Stay where you are.” Ellery's grip tightened on the revolver and he tried perversely to get past the doctor; but he might have been trying to budge a stone wall. Thorne stumbled through the snow to the porch, paler than his background, leaving two deep ruts behind him. “Look at me,” he shouted. “
Look at me
. Do I seem all right? Have I gone mad?”
“Pull yourself together, Thorne,” said Ellery sharply. “What's the matter with you? I don't see anything wrong.”
“Nick!” bellowed Dr. Reinach. “Have you gone crazy, too?”
The young man covered his sunburned face suddenly with his hands; then he dropped his hands and looked again.
He said in a strangled voice: “Maybe we all have. This is the mostâTake a look yourself.”
Reinach moved then, and Ellery squirmed by him to land in the soft snow beside Thorne, who was trembling violently. Dr. Reinach came lurching after. They plowed through the snow toward Keith, squinting, straining to see.
They need not have strained. What was to be seen was plain for any seeing eye to see. Ellery felt his scalp crawl as he looked; and at the same instant he was aware of the sharp conviction that this was inevitable, this was the only possible climax to the insane events of the previous day. The world had turned topsy-turvy. Nothing in it meant anything reasonable or sane.
Dr. Reinach gasped once; and then he stood blinking like a huge owl. A window rattled on the second floor of the White House. None of them looked up. It was Alice Mayhew in a wrapper, staring from the window of her bedroom, which was on the side of the house facing the driveway. She screamed once; and then she, too fell silent.
There was the house from which they had just emerged, the house Dr. Reinach had dubbed the White House, with its front door quietly swinging open and Alice Mayhew at an upper side window. Substantial, solid, an edifice of stone and wood and plaster and glass and the patina of age. It was everything a house should be. That much was real, a thing to be grasped.
But beyond it, beyond the driveway and the garage, where the Black House had stood, the house in which Ellery himself had set foot only the afternoon before, the house of the filth and the stench, the house of the equally stone walls, wooden facings, glass windows, chimneys, gargoyles, porch; the house of the blackened look; the old Victorian house built during the Civil War where Sylvester Mayhew had died, where Thorne had barricaded himself with a cutlass for a week; the house which they had all seen, touched, smelled ⦠there,
there stood nothing
.
No walls. No chimney. No roof. No ruins. No débris. No house. Nothing.