The Mystery of a Butcher's Shop (11 page)

‘Want her jacked up?' he enquired professionally of the inspector.

‘No, Mr Harringay, I thank you.'

Detective Inspector Grindy was large, like all policemen, good-natured, like most, and very fond of boys, but duty was duty. Very deliberately he turned his back upon Aubrey and made an entry in his note-book. Then he walked all round the car and wrote in his note-book again.

‘Thank you, Mr Harringay. That's all,' he said cheerfully.

‘But you haven't looked at the tyres to see what sort of a track they'd leave. And you – and you haven't found out how much petrol there is in the tank and whether she's been filled up since the mater went out yesterday.'

The inspector roared with laughter, and drew out a folding map.

‘Never mind, Mr Harringay,' he said. ‘Come here and point me out the route they took to get to Rams Cove yesterday.'

‘I say,' remarked Aubrey, when the inspector had made a note of the route, ‘I wish I'd seen that skull that chap found. What was it like?'

‘When we had duly admired the work of art with which Mr Wright had surrounded it, we packed same in the safe ready to peel off the clay which has dried rather hard. But I've no doubt that when we do peel it off we shall find that the skull underneath is exactly like any other skull, Mr Harringay.' And the inspector winked solemnly. ‘We laughed quite a good bit, Superintendent Bidwell and me, over that skull.'

‘Oh, did you? Why?'

‘Well, Mr Harringay' – the inspector coughed judiciously – ‘we know Mr Wright, you see. A very pleasant gentleman. Humorous, too! Must have his little joke, whatever happens, as you know. That's why we aren't in any hurry to peel off the clay. Won't help us much when we do.'

‘I don't know the fellow from Adam, except by sight,' remarked Aubrey.

‘No? Well, people round here know him well for his joking ways. It was him that dressed up as the ghost of Dicky Tell, who was hanged at the crossroads in chains for highway robbery way back a hundred years or more, and nearly frightened the folks into fits as they came home from Bossbury Fair one night. Oh, he's a rare funny chap, is Mr Wright.'

‘Yes, but what about the skull?'

‘Well, Mr Harringay, a skull's a skull, isn't it?'

‘How do you mean?'

The inspector grinned.

‘Just what I say. I can't say any more. Even the police have to keep one or two things to themselves sometimes, you see. Now, before I go, I want a word with Mrs – with your mother, and then I suppose I must go over to Rams Cove and interview the young chap who actually found the damn thing.'

The last words were addressed to himself rather than to Aubrey, for in concluding them he walked out of the garage and stepped briskly towards the house. Aubrey looked up and raced along to rejoin him.

‘I say,' he said eagerly. ‘I've got a bike. Couldn't I come with you to Rams Cove and – and sort of have a snoop round, you know?'

The inspector settled his cap.

‘I don't think you'd better come with me, Mr Harringay,' he said. ‘I shall be there kind of official, you see.' Then, at sight of the boy's disappointed face, he added good-naturedly, ‘But, of course, if you should happen to be there quite accidental' – he paused and winked solemnly – ‘well, I couldn't hardly object, could I?'

Aubrey left him with Mrs Bryce Harringay and raced off to get his bicycle.

‘I understand you were with his lordship the bishop when he found the skull, madam,' said the inspector to a very frigid lady.

‘You have been misinformed on two points, inspector. I was not with the bishop, and he did not find the skull.'

‘That's illuminating, madam.' The inspector licked the point of his pencil and reflected comfortably that the more of a fool this type of woman thought him to be, the more information he could get out of her. ‘Will you kindly give me the facts? Begin at the beginning, if you please.'

‘Well, since you ask me, I suppose I must. Sit down, inspector, sit down. But you know it is all most upsetting and annoying, most! If I had had any idea that that wretched object would turn out to be Rupert's skull, I would never have allowed the bishop to bring it home, never! What is it you wish to know?'

‘First,' said the inspector, glancing down at his note-book, ‘I want to know whether it is true that you accompanied the Bishop of Culminster to a spot called Rams Cove on the morning of Friday, June 27th?'

‘It is correct to say that the bishop accompanied me. I ordered the car at nine-thirty, and Cooper, the chauffeur – my late nephew's chauffeur, I should say – drove me into Culminster, where I picked up the bishop at ten-fifteen. He kept the car waiting twenty minutes, I remember.'

‘Then you actually drove out of Culminster at ten-thirty-five, madam?'

‘No, no! At ten-fifteen! I was waiting for him from five minutes to ten until a quarter past!' Her brow clouded at the recollection of that wasted twenty minutes. The inspector clicked his tongue sympathetically.

‘Had you any special reason for choosing Rams Cove as the – er –'

‘Object of our journey? None at all. The bishop insisted upon bringing his bathing things, and so, knowing from sad experience what babies men can be when they have set their minds upon some triviality of the kind, I instructed Cooper to take us to a seaside locality which was sufficiently safe and quiet for the purpose, because the bishop is a most mediocre swimmer, most! – and the spectacle of an Older Man in his bathing-costume is never, I feel, a particularly edifying spectacle. Well, very sensibly and suitably, Cooper drove to Rams Cove, as I think you said the spot is called, and – much too soon after lunch, in my opinion! – the bishop bathed.'

The inspector stared thoughtfully at the fireplace. Apparently the vision of the bishop bathing was too entrancing to be lightly dismissed from the mind.

‘Then, it appears –' continued Mrs Bryce Harringay.

‘Ah!' said the inspector, rousing himself. ‘The next bit of the story I shall have to get from his lordship, I think. Thank you, madam. Perhaps we could come now to the return journey.'

‘Very well. Although I can probably tell you the bishop's part of the story far more lucidly than he will. However –! The bishop wrapped the Loathsome Object up in his towel and suggested leaving it at what he is pleased to call the Culminster Museum – you know it, I expect? The large room over Brown's antique shop at the corner of the High Street opposite the confectioner's? But on the way he changed his mind and determined to return by way of this village and show the skull to Mr Broome at the Vicarage.'

‘Why was that, madam?'

‘I understand that Mr Broome is something of an authority upon Gruesome Relics of this type. The bishop wanted his opinion.'

‘I see. Whose suggestion was it that Mr Wright should build the rest of the head on to the skull?'

‘Mr Broome suggested it. He disagreed with the bishop as to the probable antiquity of the Wretched Bone.'

‘Yes. Well, our own experts will tell us all about that. And Mr Wright brought the head back –?'

‘Early yesterday morning, I understand.'

‘And the vicar has seen it, and yourself, and the bishop? Who else? We have it up at the station now, of course.'

‘The vicar's daughter may have seen it. I am not sure. The vicar's servant certainly saw it. I would not permit Aubrey to view it. I do not believe in Harrowing the Feelings of the young.'

The inspector remembered Aubrey's disappointment, and hid a smile.

‘Anyone else?' he enquired.

‘To my knowledge, no. Oh,' she added, after a second's thought, ‘a ridiculous woman called Bradley saw it. The vicar sent over to her house. And I imagine Mr Savile and his – er – and his companion must have seen it, as Wright shares their house. He would certainly have shown them the finished model, I should think.'

‘His companion?' said the inspector, puzzled.

‘A Creature,' observed Mrs Bryce Harringay, ‘who cohabits with Savile and Wright, but whose exact relationship to either or both of them will always, I imagine, remain veiled in mystery. Perhaps it is better so.'

The inspector made rapid notes of the names, enquired the addresses, and took his leave. In accordance with previous arrangements, he met Superintendent Bidwell at the crossroads, and together they drove in the police car to Rams Cove. From the top of the cliffs the red-striped tent on the shore was easily visible. The inspector left the superintendent in the car and himself descended to the beach.

The big young man, still in shorts and a shirt, but this time barefooted, was having his dinner.

‘Hullo,' he said hospitably, ‘you're just in time. Bread and cheese and pickles and beer. Help yourself.'

The inspector grinned.

‘Food will have to wait,' he said. ‘I wouldn't like to deceive you. I'm a police inspector.'

‘By Jove! I've got permission to be here, you know. You can't bung me off.'

‘No, nothing like that.' The inspector drew out his note-book. ‘On the afternoon of Friday, June 27th,' he announced, ‘you gave a skull – a human skull – into the possession of the Bishop of Culminster.'

‘Good old gaiters!' remarked the young man, with a glance at his own bare legs. ‘What about it?'

‘How did you come to get hold of it?' asked the inspector.

‘If you'll let me finish my grub, I'll come and show you the exact spot where I dug it out of the face of the cliff.'

‘What's your name? I might as well get the formalities over while I'm waiting.'

‘Look here, though!' cried the young man. ‘What's the game?'

‘Nothing to do with you. I don't suppose that for a minute. So don't make a fuss about all the little things I shall have to ask as a matter of routine. Don't you read the papers?'

‘Haven't seen one for ten days, thank heaven.'

‘Oh, well, it doesn't matter, Mr –?'

‘Markham, John Ecclestone Markham, of Canby House, Slough, Bucks.'

‘Thank you, Mr Markham. Finished? Good. Now then, sir.'

Markham led the way along the shore for about a quarter of a mile. Then he began to climb the cliffs. Twice the inspector's foothold crumbled away and he shot down to the beach again with a smother of loose earth and stones. The third time he managed to gain the place where Markham, who seemed to have a genius for avoiding loose places in the face of the cliff, sat astride a stunted bush which was leaning out over the thirty-foot drop to the shore.

‘Here you are,' he said, when at last Grindy reached him. ‘I had my brother and sister down here for the day on Friday, and my sister was very keen to take back one or two seaside plants with her to show her botany teacher, so Tim and I clambered about up here collecting things while she scouted on top of the cliffs and down on the beach. Well, Tim spotted a fine clump of sea-pinks – thrift, don't they call it? – and was going to jack up the whole lot when I yelled to him not to be a Hun, but only to take a bit of the stuff. I climbed across to him, opened my pocket knife, and tried to separate off a bit of the plant from the main clump. Unfortunately the soil was loose and up came the whole mass of it, and embedded next to it, but hidden until then by the spreading plant, was the skull. Of course, Tim was frightfully bucked. We clambered down to the beach and washed the dirt out of the eye-sockets and took up a little plant which was growing merrily out of the jaws –'

‘What?' said the inspector. He began to laugh. ‘All right,' he said. ‘Thank you very much, Mr Markham. We shan't need to trouble you again. And you found the skull on Friday – in the morning, I suppose? – and handed it to the Bishop of Culminster the same afternoon.'

‘And we finished cleaning the thing by boiling it in the old saucepan,' said Markham, grinning.

The ground gave way beneath the inspector once more, and in a shower of earth and stones he slid to the beach. . . .

‘Oh, well, the date is possible, but the plant in the mouth – jaws, I mean,' said the superintendent when he heard the news, ‘is proof positive. It couldn't have been Sethleigh's skull. I never thought for an instant it was! Still, I suppose we must go and see what the bishop has to say.'

‘I suppose we can give him back the skull this young Markham found?'

‘When we've pulled off the clay young Wright has modelled round it, the meddling young devil, and always supposing the bishop wants it back. It's no good to us. Our next job is to trace Sethleigh. Who saw him last, I wonder, apart from Mr Redsey, who went with him into the woods?'

‘Mrs Bryce Harringay. Didn't she say she was watching them out of her bedroom window?'

‘Yes, but that doesn't help us. I want somebody who saw them
after
they went into the woods.'

‘If Redsey would tell the truth about what happened in the woods that evening,' said Grindy, ‘we might get somewhere. Something convinces me that the corpse was Rupert Sethleigh.'

Inspector Grindy Learns a Few Facts

P
RECEDED
by Jim Redsey, the inspector entered the library.

‘Now, sir,' he said, ‘another word or two with you, if you don't mind.'

‘I don't promise to answer questions,' said Jim at once.

‘No, sir, no.' The inspector's voice was soothing as he lowered himself into a chair and placed his cap on the carpet beside it. ‘There's no obligation at all.
Only
' – he stressed the word, with his eyes on Redsey's set face – ‘those that help the police in the execution of their duty are sometimes glad of it later.'